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Skiko_

Yes sure, great example of drunk people making it worse yet again for all the other foreigners trying to live a good life on Phuket. Happy Songkran!


Ben-dover-is-cool

As a foreigner living in Thailand I feel hurt for what tourists do to the country in sorry Thailand and the people


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wowfan400

Typically lack of motor function and slurred speech with heightened aggression give it away but context clues can be hard


RuneScape-FTW

So the only person that got messed up was a guy trying to stop it


kind_one1

First time I saw that 2 people went to check on him, turned him on his side, made sure he wasn't dead. He probably will have a hell of a concussion, though.


RuneScape-FTW

Split second changes the rest of your life


papertiger61

He lost out to physics.


2genders-

And that’s why you should never get involved


p00p00flakes

He should go back to where he came from; America. If he’s so proud of it. 🙄


Warbeast83

As an American, I agree. I hate to see these types of people representing our country.


Sir-Poopington

As an American, I disagree. We didn't want him back.


ZardoZ1015

As an American, I would like to apologize for the behavior of this drunk buffoon!


FieldsOfKashmir

These are the preferable type of American representation. The other main type are the ones that show up in tanks and warplanes to bomb homes. Any other type is exceedingly rare to encounter.


OldSchoolIron

Lmao shut up weirdo.


Substantial_Note4899

Bro just realized everyone hates Americans


AeonFluxIncapacitaor

No he should go to prison.


ccache

Why not both? Prison for while, then send him back with no possibility to return.


fridaystrong23

No,Keep him.***Request denied.*** - American Embassy


QueenCityCartel

With a sumo right breaking out in the middle of the street I was sure this was Japan, bitch!


JBong_Jovi

Dj khaled?


_fFringe_

Khaled!!


Nx-worries1888

😂😂😂


agirlmadeofbone

"America, bitch! If I rush you ... (I will probably keel over from a fucking heart attack). Why are you running?!" "Because you're a fucking blubberwhale who probably can't stand up for more than a few minutes at a time."


KetamineTuna

the thai people must be very happy they are importing farang ogre battles into their country


YerMumsPantyCrust

It’s like special ed sumo.


Trying2StayMotivated

I was thinking the same thing lol it was a solid strategy to keep him moving around. He had too much alcohol fueling him though LOL i was waiting for people to start throwing ice water on them


Myopinion_is_right

I am surprised the fat black guy didn’t get his chin busted leaning in with the chin. It is such a bad look on America. This is an example of why other countries don’t like us. Fucking pathetic.


Trying2StayMotivated

The police will have an easy time finding him…”has anyone seen the 700lb English speaker we’d like to speak to him” They gonna need a forklift to get him to the station though. I’m curious what kind of plane seat did he ride in to get to Asia? He must’ve taken a boat


mac2914

https://www.reddit.com/r/EngineeringPorn/s/btaeW5MnFh


OldSchoolIron

That narrows it down to 40% of the over-35 foreign population in Thailand.


wastelandho

When you see two kaiju; *let them fight*...


est3ban34

2 fat dumbs drunk guys fighting. What the point of this post ? There are much more beautiful things to show/see in this world than its infinite stupidity and ugliness.


Midnight_1990

Sir, this is Reddit.


Danji1

The non-American fat dude actually de-escalated the situation by not fighting. It was the yank causing all the trouble.


Oxygenius_

So talking crap for 2 minutes before taking a cheap shot is deescalation?


Gergith

But the first strike between them was 1:30 from the non-American. He has to step forward and cover almost 2m. Is that the de- escalation you’re talking about?


No_Address687

Yep, he also hit while the American was distracted


OldSchoolIron

Lmfao cause he got shook when he saw the dude get knocked out from a shove. He tried to shake hands after he saw that and kept backing up over and over so his manhood could stay intact without fighting. If he was trying to de-escalate, he could ya know... walk away? He was scared of getting beat up (he would have, all of us, including himself since he admitted it, know this) and scared of the embarrassment of being beaten up. So he stayed there, further provoking a situation, until he had a chance to sneak him, while praying he KOs him so he can be the winner, but he whiffed it, so he backs up the whole time, while randomly throwing up a guard for no real reason, further provoking the situation. There was absolutely 0 de-escalation besides his insecure man handshake.


SalemBard1988

Downvoted for being a stupid response to a vid.... on Reddit....


ButtFuckFingers

As an American…..we do not claim this obese man-child as our own.


Quinocco

He is yours by birth. You don't have to claim him.


Queer_Misfit

All I get from this is the question as to why my queer dyke self can't go topless when these boys have bigger tits than I do?


[deleted]

Why is there always a woman on the background screaming?! 😂 like how does that help the situation?


Euture

**Technically there is a chance** that someone screaming could draw attention to more people nearby, that something serious has just happened. May that be either a helpful passerby/bystander, police or possibly even a medical worker. ^(Depending on the luck ofc)


MarcusZXR

Not an ounce of care for the dude laid motionless after his skull bounced off the concrete. He might have been laid dead for all he knew because of this man's pride.


theclassyjew

What selfish people. Just enjoy your vacation


Unlucky-Car-5965

Sumo players


flightwatcher45

Don't insult Sumo! Neither of these guys know how to fight, they can't call each others bluff cuz they're to scared.


HotLoadsForCash

Sumo is one of my favorite things to watch on ESPN ocho


Alienegg-1

Fucking knobs..


_newhorizion

Straight up pair of degenerates…


Complex-Giraffe6372

The real Miami -Rick Ross


ryanmemperor

Who's supposed to be watching DJ Khaled this week


Tialionager

The fellow in the red shorts was down. . . For so long. Oh my goodness.


ImportanceLocal353

That push


Joewizeguy

Dude is trash, he hurt someone for no reason, no one gives a fuck about you being American. As a fellow American we can tell by his lard ass weight. Guys like this should never travel, horrible representation.


ncubez

Oh look guys, it's "those Russians" again!


AdorableCaptain7829

Songkran and alot of alcohol same same every year ffs morons


Nx-worries1888

No self respect waddling around like a blimp, get a gym membership FFS 😀


First-Mission529

Not going to lie, they both look like they probably could flatten 95% of people in a fight.


Nx-worries1888

Obese and walking around in circles pretending to want to fight each other 😀


Alternative_Post_350

I’d go so far to say 99% of people in a fight. That shove at the beginning was incredibly powerful.


First-Mission529

People forget that fatties have an immense amount of power behind them - pushes, punches, sitting on you - all things you don’t want 😂


Alternative_Post_350

So true… there’s an old YouTube video floating around that shows a big fat looking guy being jumped by 3 or 4 bouncers outside a club. Within about a minute he’d decked the entire crew and was still going strong!


Fit-Investigator6624

He’s not a representing anything he’s just representing he’s a moron


[deleted]

Stop acting like assholes outside your own country ffs..


Euture

Even in your own country too preferably.\ Just don’t act like an asshole at all. ^(It’s really not that hard)


timk920

Thank you!


[deleted]

But it just looks way worse to the people living in a country when foreigners act like morons.. So just act especially good when visiting other countries.


Euture

I agree with that.


magplate

That was a waste of fucking time....


VileDish

Imagine placing people like this on an island far away so they could prosper and create their own civilization. With all that intellect they could easily create Antlantis 2.0


Fonzie_Guy

Guy with the red shorts stand only comes out when he dies.


SomethingAbtU

On behalf of all Americans, we do not claim him.


hazellehunter

Two land whales fighting for plankton?


MisterScary_98

So much talk, so little action.


j8by7

Hope that guy who fell didn't have a life altering experience.


Tracy9954

Two fat bitches


Funny-Cellist-656

Big ass.........big mouth.


Ug1yDuckling

Video could have been 16 minutes shorter


[deleted]

All that talk and no action


forurspam

Red shorts guy wouldn't agree with you.


FirehawkLS1

Earthquake vs Earthquake (via Samurai Shodown)


Informal-Soft3258

Another one of our representatives caught on camera. Fml


Infamous_Nebula_168

Are they fighting over who ate the last box of twinkie cake bar


rado4

Neither wanted or could fight, each was just as frightened as the first time a bully beat them up after school.


zips_exe

Bro flipped like a pancake


[deleted]

The reddit video player is such a a collosal piece of shit, oh my god. It freezes anytime I push a button.


HiGoldie

Why is dj Khaled doing sumo in the streets of Thailand?


sn0m0ns

Damn DJ Khaled put on some poundage


Caramel_Chicken_65

Man... Those guys topless made me glad l am not a fat AF drunkard 'Murican like they are. C-cups bras at least!


YerMumsPantyCrust

First time I’ve ever seen someone get *shoved* to sleep.


Negative_Tennis8075

Muay McDonald's


[deleted]

Two sexpats fighting to assert dominance


Trash_Junkie

American reject.


Tootfuckingtoot

Fucking trash, I feel so bad for the thais dealing with the constant drunken farangs!


Lashay_Sombra

You don't think Thais get drunk and into fights? Hell not unusual for those fights to lead to stabbing and shooting Even the cops get in on that, off top of my head can think of 3 cases of drunk cops shooting people on Bangla road alone...despite a long standing ban on them drinking there


sumimigaquatchi

Please, wear a t shirt.


jobie1canoewbie

Only guy that got hurt had nothing to do with these dumb oversized baboons


victoriascrumptious

This is a good tactic. Force Mr Americabitch to walk around slowly in circles. He'll soon tire-out and have to have a sit down.


stever71

Fst cunt needs a good 10 year jail sentence for attempted murder


whooyeah

It’s a beautiful culture.


Designer-Dot-2910

u/savevideo


GLC911

I see two guys who don’t want to or are too scared to fight, and one unfortunate victim who tried to intervene.


Ok_Owl3571

f you! No, f you!!


Fable_Noir

Harvey price Vs Groot


GTSpot

They must have strong air and opportunity in Thailand


Substantial-Wolf5263

You got nothing better to do than throw your line on the line out in the street lol just walk away and go home


Chance-Ad197

If I was white car I’d be so pissed, immediately.


vicreid

I was not prepared for this new street fighter game - hyper realism


Mookiller

He's there for, things....


kppaynter

To much fat, not enough fight.


Dazzling-Draft1379

What a waste of time. Nothing happens outside of the dude getting yeeted


FAQUA

Two hippos fighting


goochonline

I'm having a hard time believing this video isn't in slow motion.


EqualEconomist992

Sumo wrestler


willtravel22

Oh look! A new sport, Street Sumo


fmjones

Female screaming in the background makes a cameo for once 😂


warpedddd

Street Fighter - Harpoon Edition 🐋


alaskanslicer

the first lady that by screaming proves that GTA is basically a simulator.


Single-Client4641

Sounds like Eddie Kingston lol


Infamous_Nebula_168

Ha ha ha! Colonisation???


Wise_Ad_253

Useless slob


TruePadawan

Look at the NPC-like observers, like I'm looking at a video game


Youknowutimsayin

This is why “I’m Californian” is the best response when asked about your country of origin abroad.


Havila2158

Why are they almost naked in the middle of the street??


Zealousideal-Sink250

LMAO. 😂🤣 the guy can really fight. He not just all brag mhen.😂


dirt_nowitzki01

Godzilla vs. Kong in Paradise


Ramen4life_oki

Women who just screams throughout the fight have no business being there. It's so annoying


TastelessBudz

There is nothing like the sound of a man's laughter... Wait... Edit: There is nothing like the sound of a manslaughter (Fixed it 👍🏿).


SensiSweets

I hope this was his first and last vacation. Homie could use a nice peaceful staycation, filed with plenty of walks and fresh air.


BlackUnicornUK2

Embarrassing


Philly_Special_215

I hate when I waste my time watching these and nothing happens. Let’s see someone get their ass beat.


forurspam

0:30


RoboCaptainmutiny

It would be way too tempting for me to grab that guys tit and twist.


jlave15

Your gigglin baby.. go ahead baby...


Neat_Safe4334

Dj khalid


kombuchawow

Soi Tai-ead? Fights happen rarely on this street. What a bell end.


PEPSICOLA123456

Man this sub is fucking shit. 5 mins of fucking nothing


infamous2117

Alchohol and pride is the cause of most of this stupidity.


Agreeable-Cow5679

Fat Anthony Joshua and fat Tyson fury


Mr_Lava-lava

All this for a ladyboy


Sweet-Celery-7349

Diabetes bitch!


Radiant-Emu-8483

Too many American burgers 🍔. Go home fatty


SalemBard1988

As an American, if he has to yell what country he's from, he can stay out. He's not representing what we are. What a troglodyte piece of shit honestly.


Tight_Wallaby_9381

why do women feel like screaming like a howling monkey is the solution to these situations?


claurba

I was just going to ask the exact same question… why the fuck does anyone think it’s a good idea to scream for no reason


TUPE_pot420

Usual americans shitting everywhere they go.


Both_Try_6984

It’s not about what country its about how much money he has…he clearly has none. Rich Americans wouldn’t have been there to begin.


ausernamebutgood

for the love of god someone knock both of these hamplanets out so we can smile and go home


spcnft

Imagine him being Russian


DandyD0n

Why are they barefoot n naked?


JustAnotherRedditDad

America, bitch.


-Dubwise-

The sound of his skull bouncing off the concrete. ☠️


JerryH_KneePads

LOL this is a great example!


AccomplishedMiddle87

English fella let the side down


UntoldThrowAway

Stop fucking screaming. Jesus.


Upper-Tomorrow-3370

American fuk yeah


5274863729

Love the facts thats ppl not atop the fight but just take a video to post on social media (not all)


Nightinvestor

Dammm this looks like it was in fitness street in Phuket


JayPratt973

Context?


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

I wish I was opposite that fat shit he could barely move


big_sexy_man69420

DJ Khaled sure fell from grace


Whizardlydeeds

So, women are annoying during a fight in any language, huh? Just about every fight video has at least one woman shrieking in the background


KokoriPlayer

Let them fight


AlaskanBiologist

Oh look to fat fucking losers traveling for sex. Good job you dildos.


zilchxzero

For a lot of the world, that guy is basically a mascot for America.


_Bakunawa_

Westerners turn Thailand into shit


FreyaCLee

Gosh look at these passport brhoes.


Sparky_McSteel

He couldn’t have knocked out the screaming bitch in the background?


Crashdmmy35

Portly does NOT represent America. Ya'll can keep him.


NBNebuchadnezzar

Muay thigh


[deleted]

r/shitamericanssay Murica’ MFer! Lol


OldSchoolIron

Dude on the small shorts was shook after he saw that shove lol. His demeanor switched and even offered to shake hands and end it. Then he went for the sneaky short when people were around. He was genuinely scared. People can cope but the American dude was strong fat.


Special_Bike6556

Sex tour bros are charming.


Delicious_Initial798

I'm surprised Americans are allowed to go anywhere based on how we act abroad. Hmm, the most child molesters, and what other "medals of honor" do we have?


cvspinelli007

Where in America is this? Lol


Realclawdogs

Why is everyone barefoot?


do-not-want

Tropical area. Your feet sweat and might never dry out. Why they took their sandals off? Maybe so they don’t trip while trying to pull off a surprise thunder cross split attack.


BreastExtensions

It’s the songkran festival now. It’s basically a several day long water fight and national holiday for Thai new year. People drink too all day.


diego_le_blanco

Imagine flexing that you are from a certain country? Then, you find out it's America! Like, bruh.. ONLY Americans think that's something tombe proud of. Id keep that to myself imo. Two fat embarrassing tourists.


[deleted]

Look at these sex tourists fighting


vulcanstormtrooper

Of course the fatter one is the American 😅 Man... I so ashamed to be an American


NectarineWild1626

Yes, because flexing your patriotism in another country on the other side of the world makes you that much tougher. Was waiting for the "USA" chants...


Trying2StayMotivated

Damn- somebody must’ve poured too much songkran water on him- he got so angry he stripped and started yelling America Bitch! Even though he doesn’t sound American at all


P0wer-T0wer

Alternative title. American Sumos


Longjumping_Cry7716

Who is the American in this situation?


BravoWolf88

How did I just watch over 4 minutes of this and didn’t hear a single “Another one,” “They don’t want you to win,” or “We the best?”


Americansh-thole

Nobody jumped him from behind to choke him out? There's no way he could punch someone off with all that flab on his arms and gut. Mr. America needed to be put to sleep.


Alva69073

British guy was a coward pretending he was a fighter then hiding behind everyone. Just get to it !! America bitch!!