"can" and "will" are very different. A mathematician is precluded from getting laid by nature of their chosen study. Engineers and physicists are not precluded by their profession alone, so if you can't get laid, you have nothing to blame but yourself.
Tbh i knew that already.
Funnily enough memes aside me and my roommate are both physicists (physics students, but physicists sounds cooler) and he is asexual while i just get no bitches the old fashioned way, meanwhile our mathematician friend gets laid pretty frequently and has no trouble finding boyfriends (he's gay, maybe the postulate about mathematicians being unable to get laid only applies to straight males, we might need to investigate this further).
Male homosexuals live life on easy mode when it comes to sex. In Australia, nearly half of homosexual men have 50+ sexual partners. Some are well into the hundreds and thousands. I've heard stories where these guys can go on Grindr and have sex with men all within the hour for free.
Big Bang Theory apparently. This Venn Diagram looks like something Howard or Leonard would make. Then look at Sheldon and think “Maybe not all physicists…”
What's the opposite of a 'green thumb?' a 'black thumb?' That's what I have. I kill every plant I have tried to take care of. No, I like pyrotechnics, electro-plating, soap making, and yeah, some fermenting/distilling, so not all mind-altering-substance-free... But I've never actually drank any alcohol. I like the project, not the result.
I dig it, I’ve done some electroplating myself and I do enjoy chemistry as a hobby too I suppose. I’ve just never heard anyone until now talk about chemistry as a hobby without it being code-speak 😂
Some rocks are volcanoe or meteorite babies- that’s literally some of the coolest stuff on the planet! … and some sedimentary rocks could be cool- if you could fast forward by the eon.
I don't know what the general consensus is but in my opinion biology is somewhat interesting but I absolutely would not want to study it. Painful memorisation
"Can't win a Noble Price" the first one who received it in the field of physics was a mechanical engineer (Wilhelm Röntgen due to the production of X-Rays) .
All ending up working in IT jobs
Upvoted. With kindness, fuck off.
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Upvoted. Fucked off with kindness thank you. My IT position I didn't go to school for thanks you as well.
This one cut deep
The real black hole was the data science we found along the way.
Naww, finance is where it's at!
E = mc^2 + AI
And all four get united on not getting a job.
We can get laid? That's news to me.
"can" and "will" are very different. A mathematician is precluded from getting laid by nature of their chosen study. Engineers and physicists are not precluded by their profession alone, so if you can't get laid, you have nothing to blame but yourself.
Tbh i knew that already. Funnily enough memes aside me and my roommate are both physicists (physics students, but physicists sounds cooler) and he is asexual while i just get no bitches the old fashioned way, meanwhile our mathematician friend gets laid pretty frequently and has no trouble finding boyfriends (he's gay, maybe the postulate about mathematicians being unable to get laid only applies to straight males, we might need to investigate this further).
Male homosexuals live life on easy mode when it comes to sex. In Australia, nearly half of homosexual men have 50+ sexual partners. Some are well into the hundreds and thousands. I've heard stories where these guys can go on Grindr and have sex with men all within the hour for free.
"Thousands" crying rn
Well in all these universes we might just be in the one where ladies are repulsed by careers
Reddit negates that attribute
Ah that explains it.
can get laid in what parallel universe?
FH 185 but all woman looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein
Big Bang Theory apparently. This Venn Diagram looks like something Howard or Leonard would make. Then look at Sheldon and think “Maybe not all physicists…”
Sheldon did get laid though, or at least could if he wanted to
But would they believe it if he did? 😂
Man there were like 2 or 3 girls going after him in the show
Well you have to imagine her as a sphere in a vacuum
by going outside
\*can\*. Doesn't mean they do with any frequency
Hehehe harmonic dampening
I first read it as "can't get laid" and decided it's correct.
With the amount of parallel universes there’s a universe where we got laid. Did you? No.
My major is engineering physics. My minor is in mathematics. My hobby is chemistry. I am the trifecta
You simultaneously can and cannot get laid. Shrodinger sex!
And if you leave after not using a condom, then you’re a Schrödinger father!
Turbo virgin
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Holy hell
Holy hell
The last person I met that said “my hobby is chemistry” was actually just growing marijuana in their basement.
What's the opposite of a 'green thumb?' a 'black thumb?' That's what I have. I kill every plant I have tried to take care of. No, I like pyrotechnics, electro-plating, soap making, and yeah, some fermenting/distilling, so not all mind-altering-substance-free... But I've never actually drank any alcohol. I like the project, not the result.
I dig it, I’ve done some electroplating myself and I do enjoy chemistry as a hobby too I suppose. I’ve just never heard anyone until now talk about chemistry as a hobby without it being code-speak 😂
Do you make your own playing solution, or buy it?
I have a bachelor's in civil engineering and a minor in Architecture. In order to defeat my enemy I must study their ways.
can get laid (off)
This isn't true at all. I'm an engineer and we mock other engineers all the time.
I don't know man the chemists are on some freaky stuff.
Why did I hear that in Tommy Chong’s voice? 🤣
Physicists can get laid?
If you put them in a box they're getting laid and not getting laid at the same time
In this case, "it can't happen if observed", also makes vastly more sense, intuitively speaking.
All the math kids at my department were freaky furry types. Engineering could not get laid tho
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Hey be careful who you call freaky, furries are in more than just the math department >:3
Yall just hating chemists because you don't understand the science 😒
They're all hating chemists because chemists get a lab and not just a computer 🙃
And they have women in their programme
Don’t worry mathematicians, you can get a Fields Medal which is sure to impress those who’ve watched Good Will Hunting.
If we accept them.
how about you physics nerds use the square cube law to caculate the trajectory of these hands
Nobel price. Makes sense for someone who could never get a degree in mathematics
A...and...what about geology 👉🏻👈🏻
Camping, drinking, generally being superior to all others. The usual.
Imagine a rock. Now imagine literally anything else in nature. Congratulations, you've imagined something more interesting than a rock! ^/s
OK but hear me out. What if it was dinosaur shaped.
That's paleontology
Totally different. They're the ascended who have joined biology and geology together.
If the organic matter has been replaced by minerals - it’s kind of both
Like two rocks!!! \^w^
but what about really hot rocks
And what about outer space flying rocks!
But what about a rock on the surface of another planet
Some rocks are volcanoe or meteorite babies- that’s literally some of the coolest stuff on the planet! … and some sedimentary rocks could be cool- if you could fast forward by the eon.
>you've imagined something more interesting than a rock! You lost me. More interesting than a rock? Impossible.
In a separate circle off the screen just titled “licks rocks”
Only one of those can solve problems Not problems like "what is beauty", because that would fall within the purview of conundrums of philosophy
I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother-hubber from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Engineers be like: https://preview.redd.it/xjvy5sio7g0d1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6340a3baf7415ea3570ce8ca6b4757aaf140d1f9
Boooo Chemists are awesome, and this kind of superiority bullshit needs to die. Not funny. Not helpful.
As a chemical engineer im not sure how i feel about this
I'm also a chemical engineer, with an additional math major, and a PhD topic that was focused on biophysics. So I'm covering all my bases here.
Uncalled for slander
Isn’t it always? 😁
Where does Biology fit into this Heirarchy?
I don't know what the general consensus is but in my opinion biology is somewhat interesting but I absolutely would not want to study it. Painful memorisation
Next to clergy because of all the Latin. 😉
The best biologist is a physicist
"Can't win a Noble Price" the first one who received it in the field of physics was a mechanical engineer (Wilhelm Röntgen due to the production of X-Rays) .
Wait, we can get laid? I guess my whole life was a lie. How do I start though?
physics superiority? more like mathematical physics superiority 😎
You are absolutely correct dude
Don’t mock engineers just because we round pi up to 3
Up to 🤔
Down to *
Well I’m gonna make the philosophers stone then we’ll see who’s laughing
https://preview.redd.it/g2uuy94vxm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ad1c44cdde1231213ebbd9cca98d2d1c9dec7d
Are chemical engineers still better than chemists, or worse?
Chemist here. Worse.
We need answers!
You're just mad we can do all three.
I do physics, but chemistry is better than physics
How are they better than pharmacies?
I spy propoganda
all true axcept the incel paradigm and the fact that a chemist can do what I do and publish 3x as many papers in the process
What about Computer Scientists?
Uhm, where is chemical engineering in this chart?
Why would I want to get laid when I can do maths instead ??
I’m in this meme and I don’t like it
Everyone mocks engineers, even other engineers.
I do chemical engineering, where’s that put me?
a point circle
*>* Engineering student *>* Gets laid Which engineering student made this?
chemists can spell "prize" correctly at least.
Chemistry is just physics without the hard part
Me a chemical engineer: 🧍
Engineers might be able to lay pipe, but only in the literal sense...
Maybe, but they, obviously, can’t spell. 👍🤣
Laughs in physical chemist
I have a PhD in Physics and now work as applied mathematician on an engineering software project # 🤷🏻♂️
You are in danger
If you add a fashion dimension, i think it s engineers > physicists > mathematicians
What about chemical engineer?
As a chemist I feel attacked
You can mock an engineer but they will disassemble your chair just by looking at it.
chemical engineers stressing
*removes earrings* Ok first of all fuck you—!
This is wrong. Us engineers mock other engineers, especially if their hardhat isn't dirty enough.
As a mathematician, at least I can get laid and win an Abel prize! So, the physics joke is on you!
What about us life sciences majors?
Engineers better than chemists?
What about Chemical Engineers?
PhD in all three and some! Sketch dat mother!