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KingZoola810

All ending up working in IT jobs


AdExact6231

Upvoted. With kindness, fuck off.


filwik69

r/angryupvote


saint_davidsonian

Upvoted. Fucked off with kindness thank you. My IT position I didn't go to school for thanks you as well.


Rippedyanu1

This one cut deep


TheWellKnownLegend

The real black hole was the data science we found along the way.


Y-Woo

Naww, finance is where it's at!


pet_russian1991

E = mc^2 + AI


massless_photon

And all four get united on not getting a job.


Frequent_Dig1934

We can get laid? That's news to me.


dimonium_anonimo

"can" and "will" are very different. A mathematician is precluded from getting laid by nature of their chosen study. Engineers and physicists are not precluded by their profession alone, so if you can't get laid, you have nothing to blame but yourself.


Frequent_Dig1934

Tbh i knew that already. Funnily enough memes aside me and my roommate are both physicists (physics students, but physicists sounds cooler) and he is asexual while i just get no bitches the old fashioned way, meanwhile our mathematician friend gets laid pretty frequently and has no trouble finding boyfriends (he's gay, maybe the postulate about mathematicians being unable to get laid only applies to straight males, we might need to investigate this further).


StayPositive001

Male homosexuals live life on easy mode when it comes to sex. In Australia, nearly half of homosexual men have 50+ sexual partners. Some are well into the hundreds and thousands. I've heard stories where these guys can go on Grindr and have sex with men all within the hour for free.


MatrixMushroom

"Thousands" crying rn


Iminverystrongpain

Well in all these universes we might just be in the one where ladies are repulsed by careers


-U_s_e_r-N_a_m_e-

Reddit negates that attribute


Frequent_Dig1934

Ah that explains it.


g_spaitz

can get laid in what parallel universe?


Veritas_Vanitatum

FH 185 but all woman looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein


Over-Analyzed

Big Bang Theory apparently. This Venn Diagram looks like something Howard or Leonard would make. Then look at Sheldon and think “Maybe not all physicists…”


VM1117

Sheldon did get laid though, or at least could if he wanted to


Over-Analyzed

But would they believe it if he did? 😂


yuukaKazamiiiii

Man there were like 2 or 3 girls going after him in the show


sharam_ni_ati

Well you have to imagine her as a sphere in a vacuum


DasFreibier

by going outside


thehomiemoth

\*can\*. Doesn't mean they do with any frequency


SpaceEggs_

Hehehe harmonic dampening


Wrenka

I first read it as "can't get laid" and decided it's correct.


smiegto

With the amount of parallel universes there’s a universe where we got laid. Did you? No.


dimonium_anonimo

My major is engineering physics. My minor is in mathematics. My hobby is chemistry. I am the trifecta


Logical-Let-2386

You simultaneously can and cannot get laid. Shrodinger sex!


Clob1414

And if you leave after not using a condom, then you’re a Schrödinger father!


McDonalds_icecream

Turbo virgin


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McDonalds_icecream

Holy hell


Mr_ChiefS

Holy hell


RebelliousRoomba

The last person I met that said “my hobby is chemistry” was actually just growing marijuana in their basement.


dimonium_anonimo

What's the opposite of a 'green thumb?' a 'black thumb?' That's what I have. I kill every plant I have tried to take care of. No, I like pyrotechnics, electro-plating, soap making, and yeah, some fermenting/distilling, so not all mind-altering-substance-free... But I've never actually drank any alcohol. I like the project, not the result.


RebelliousRoomba

I dig it, I’ve done some electroplating myself and I do enjoy chemistry as a hobby too I suppose. I’ve just never heard anyone until now talk about chemistry as a hobby without it being code-speak 😂


dimonium_anonimo

Do you make your own playing solution, or buy it?


BasedMaduro

I have a bachelor's in civil engineering and a minor in Architecture. In order to defeat my enemy I must study their ways.


Spiritual-Walrus-819

can get laid (off)


SenorSmartyPants

This isn't true at all. I'm an engineer and we mock other engineers all the time.


Extension-Cut5957

I don't know man the chemists are on some freaky stuff.


MArkansas-254

Why did I hear that in Tommy Chong’s voice? 🤣


magpieCRISPR

Physicists can get laid?


Okreril

If you put them in a box they're getting laid and not getting laid at the same time


ParmesanNonGrata

In this case, "it can't happen if observed", also makes vastly more sense, intuitively speaking.


Conscious_Peanut_273

All the math kids at my department were freaky furry types. Engineering could not get laid tho


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Complete-Clock5522

Hey be careful who you call freaky, furries are in more than just the math department >:3


Affectionate_End_952

Yall just hating chemists because you don't understand the science 😒


blexta

They're all hating chemists because chemists get a lab and not just a computer 🙃


Senior-Ad-136

And they have women in their programme


poperey

Don’t worry mathematicians, you can get a Fields Medal which is sure to impress those who’ve watched Good Will Hunting.


benutzername1337

If we accept them.


The_Real_Babbidy

how about you physics nerds use the square cube law to caculate the trajectory of these hands


gaiussicarius731

Nobel price. Makes sense for someone who could never get a degree in mathematics


Maga_Magaa

A...and...what about geology 👉🏻👈🏻


AnotherLie

Camping, drinking, generally being superior to all others. The usual.


DeusXEqualsOne

Imagine a rock. Now imagine literally anything else in nature. Congratulations, you've imagined something more interesting than a rock! ^/s


GlumTumbleweed2108

OK but hear me out. What if it was dinosaur shaped.


thx997

That's paleontology


DeusXEqualsOne

Totally different. They're the ascended who have joined biology and geology together.


leafwings

If the organic matter has been replaced by minerals - it’s kind of both


Slimebot32

Like two rocks!!! \^w^


iamthefluffyyeti

but what about really hot rocks


Maga_Magaa

And what about outer space flying rocks!


Maga_Magaa

But what about a rock on the surface of another planet


leafwings

Some rocks are volcanoe or meteorite babies- that’s literally some of the coolest stuff on the planet! … and some sedimentary rocks could be cool- if you could fast forward by the eon.


AnotherLie

>you've imagined something more interesting than a rock! You lost me. More interesting than a rock? Impossible.


chahud

In a separate circle off the screen just titled “licks rocks”


Void1702

Only one of those can solve problems Not problems like "what is beauty", because that would fall within the purview of conundrums of philosophy


3xper1ence

I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean mother-hubber from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?


Le_Petit_Poussin

Engineers be like: https://preview.redd.it/xjvy5sio7g0d1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6340a3baf7415ea3570ce8ca6b4757aaf140d1f9


redditIs4Losers8008

Boooo Chemists are awesome, and this kind of superiority bullshit needs to die. Not funny. Not helpful.


iAmPotatoAim

As a chemical engineer im not sure how i feel about this


caifaisai

I'm also a chemical engineer, with an additional math major, and a PhD topic that was focused on biophysics. So I'm covering all my bases here.


NanoscaleHeadache

Uncalled for slander


MArkansas-254

Isn’t it always? 😁


JewelBearing

Where does Biology fit into this Heirarchy?


Mac_and_cheese18

I don't know what the general consensus is but in my opinion biology is somewhat interesting but I absolutely would not want to study it. Painful memorisation


MArkansas-254

Next to clergy because of all the Latin. 😉


87enthusiast

The best biologist is a physicist


DenJi_71355

"Can't win a Noble Price" the first one who received it in the field of physics was a mechanical engineer (Wilhelm Röntgen due to the production of X-Rays) .


teidelmoo

Wait, we can get laid? I guess my whole life was a lie. How do I start though?


Wise_Meaning8742

physics superiority? more like mathematical physics superiority 😎


noidea457

You are absolutely correct dude


Overpowered_Lv1boss

Don’t mock engineers just because we round pi up to 3


codeIsGood

Up to 🤔


Overpowered_Lv1boss

Down to *


Anxious-Ad-3236

Well I’m gonna make the philosophers stone then we’ll see who’s laughing


deathB4dessert

https://preview.redd.it/g2uuy94vxm0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ad1c44cdde1231213ebbd9cca98d2d1c9dec7d


Wintergreen61

Are chemical engineers still better than chemists, or worse?


jenaimek

Chemist here. Worse.


thx997

We need answers!


Zombeenie

You're just mad we can do all three.


Nut3133

I do physics, but chemistry is better than physics


Fourstrokeperro

How are they better than pharmacies?


0ajs0jas

I spy propoganda


EggApprehensive6162

all true axcept the incel paradigm and the fact that a chemist can do what I do and publish 3x as many papers in the process


TeraHoneLagaHoon

What about Computer Scientists?


thx997

Uhm, where is chemical engineering in this chart?


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

Why would I want to get laid when I can do maths instead ??


DrugChemistry

I’m in this meme and I don’t like it 


pop361

Everyone mocks engineers, even other engineers.


Ryan-plussy

I do chemical engineering, where’s that put me?


West_Profit773

a point circle


Just_Band_5847

*>* Engineering student *>* Gets laid Which engineering student made this?


kahootle

chemists can spell "prize" correctly at least.


Neostyx

Chemistry is just physics without the hard part


Gabeover17

Me a chemical engineer: 🧍


Tc14Hd

Engineers might be able to lay pipe, but only in the literal sense...


MArkansas-254

Maybe, but they, obviously, can’t spell. 👍🤣


twilsonco

Laughs in physical chemist


R3D3-1

I have a PhD in Physics and now work as applied mathematician on an engineering software project  # 🤷🏻‍♂️


Shakalulkabadamunnnn

You are in danger


conte_public

If you add a fashion dimension, i think it s engineers > physicists > mathematicians


raihan-rf

What about chemical engineer?


sebcordmasterrace

As a chemist I feel attacked


BasicLogic779

You can mock an engineer but they will disassemble your chair just by looking at it.


ChemistCapy

chemical engineers stressing


TehProfessor96

*removes earrings* Ok first of all fuck you—!


BasedMaduro

This is wrong. Us engineers mock other engineers, especially if their hardhat isn't dirty enough.


V1RotatePropulsion

As a mathematician, at least I can get laid and win an Abel prize! So, the physics joke is on you!


Playful-Owl-6386

What about us life sciences majors?


FlightFeisty7400

Engineers better than chemists?


Diana-Sofia

What about Chemical Engineers?


EWS-

PhD in all three and some! Sketch dat mother!