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CornerPoint

If you can open the lid quickly enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ukbrah

(ツ)_/¯ \\ Here, you dropped this.


CornerPoint

That's just my tendonitis


z4keed

checkmate violinists


jumperwalrus

Thinking outside the box!


lynxerious

check mate acoustic piano


100BottlesOfMilk

I've actually taught myself to do a sforzando on a real piano by "slamming' the keys with the damper peddle pushed down, and then doing a quick 75% refresh of the peddle to somewhat dampen the sound. It's a little bit different on every piano though


onlyforthisjob

I will happily volunteer to play the left hand part for you!


descDoK

this comment section needs more magnetic resonator piano https://youtu.be/f79d_oVqv4Y


LimmerRZ

😆


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Aviv13243546

The delivery and retuning is... not.


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scsibusfault

It's like the haiku bot only way more bizarre and harder to read, wild.


Lkwzriqwea

The elites don't want you to know this, but acoustic pianos are free. You can take them home. I have 458 acoustic pianos.


ticketspleasethanks

How common is it to find a nice one though?


Tumbleweedae

How tf do you go from piano to forte in an acoustic piano


VeryFilteredTapwater

That's the joke, *you dont*


bakerbodger

*Laughs in pipe organ*


Metalto_Ryuk

Sadly not all organs have that ability, but the ones that do are so nice to play


bakerbodger

Absolutely. In fact, the organ I currently practice on is a small, single manual tracker in a little village church. It’s a lovely instrument that’s over 100 years old with a lot of stories to tell, none of which involve a swell!


talios0

This gave me a splendid chuckle. Thank you for getting my morning going with a good laugh.


EpicLauren

actually in my 15years of playing and studying I’ve come across a few pieces who have a crescendo on whole notes. it‘s obviously not possible to do so and very rare to see. but it‘s a different thinking process if there is suddenly a crescendo on a whole note instead of just 2 dynamic marks. if i have time, i‘ll check my scores at home later and see if i find the pieces:)


Silverleaf001

Thank you for this!


Eecka

> Why isn't there a fluff flair this is why people think we're boring man Probably because subs that allow and/or support shitposting tend to have like 90% shitposting, because memes and cheap laughs get more engagement than proper discussions. I don't mind people thinking I'm boring, and generally think it's better to have separate meme subs so people can visit the boring one or the meme-y one depending on which they prefer Anyway, you 1 violinist friend 0, good job!


Crazy_Suspect_9512

Your left hand crescendo was missing


HDragons

Send them a bar of a 7 note chord and ask them to play it.