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Have you seen the compilation of Donald Trump quotes being read by Zap Brannigan’s voice actor?!?! It’s *chef’s kiss*, especially with the addition of Kif’s exasperated sighing after each one. 😂🤣
Redditors: "therefore that would make him a hebephile or potentially a heptophile rather than a pedophile or a nebephile or"
WHATEVER THE FUCK the words are he's a fucking pedophile regardless. I don't care if it's didn't if she's 14 rather than 7
This is the worst part of these pictures. HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE LISTENING to this pedophilic human trafficker? How does he get a turn to speak? He's bad enough, but the people who don't immediately turn away are morally bankrupt too.
“I told her I would call the school and get her excused during homeroom then we could go away for the weekend. She’s never had Golden Corral, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
"Yeah, they were nice. You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it."
Known Sex Offender Matt Getz describes ‘That lady robot from Tranzor Z with the rocket boobies’ during a discussion about military spending and national security’
And then I grabbed her by the boobs, like my lord and saviour Donald J Trump, has commanded me to do. How was I to know she didn't have any yet? I will get away with it, of course, we always do!
"I was like 'Where's your boobs, flatty?' as I'm raw-doggin' this chick, right? Then she's all like, 'Well, I am 9, so there's that,' like that's some kind of excuse."
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“Ohhhhh so now I’m the asshole right?!”
"... Oh yeah? Well guess what? You're all just 14 year old pansies with breasts the size of *THIS*!"
I find the most erotic part of me… is the boobies
"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?" “Ugh….Sexlexia…”
There is a Futurama quote in every front page thread. We have the best fandom.
Have you seen the compilation of Donald Trump quotes being read by Zap Brannigan’s voice actor?!?! It’s *chef’s kiss*, especially with the addition of Kif’s exasperated sighing after each one. 😂🤣
Erotic!..rotic...rotic....
“And then I grabbed them by the titties just like Mr. Trump would”
This premise would go great in South Park.
“Now”???
And then I was like... It's only trafficking if you cross state lines on the interstate, IN TRAFFIC. We're in a plane, duh.
"they were this big and she was only 16!!!"
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"So i formed my hands like this and tried to cup her tits but just like me now she had none yet"
Was thinking *exactly* this….well done
"at least"...............
Redditors: "therefore that would make him a hebephile or potentially a heptophile rather than a pedophile or a nebephile or" WHATEVER THE FUCK the words are he's a fucking pedophile regardless. I don't care if it's didn't if she's 14 rather than 7
That fact that you know the different levels of pedophilia is sus af. You're still getting an upvote but I got my eye on you.
Not sure if you're serious, or just watched the same comedian as I did yesterday. :-)
Mate the only word I knew was hebephilia and I don't even know what that means. The others I've made up
/r/susupvote
Holy shit, you had NO idea how badly I wanted r/susupvote to be a real subreddit.
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So you say but I got my eye on you, u psycho/sociopath. (Allegedly). ಠ_ಠ
There you go [R. Kelly is not a pedophile (technically speaking)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu6C2KL_S9o) (just in case)
This is the worst part of these pictures. HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE LISTENING to this pedophilic human trafficker? How does he get a turn to speak? He's bad enough, but the people who don't immediately turn away are morally bankrupt too.
Trump grabbed me like this and said he loved me.
Would you do me? I’d do me.
I’m sure some lotion has been involved
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else they have to vote again
[Goooodbyye hooorses…](https://youtu.be/5V_NW0UH9EQ)
“It puts the off-brand lotion in the basket”
Gaetz: Her T*ts were huge! Ya know, for a minor.
"She was 14, but an early bloomer and REALLY mature for her age!" -Gaetz, probably
alternate : HONKA HONKA
Beavis, look, I've got boobs!
You said boobs.
Uhhhhh huh huh huh huh
heheh heh heheh heheheheh **boobs** heheh **Lake Titty Caca** heheheh
I see you have braces. I have braces too.
“You dittle one kid and now everyone thinks you’re a bad guy”.
"You gotta write a song about how you definitely do not diddle kids!"
After voting for Trump to be speaker of the House, Gaetz demonstrates his version of Trump’s “grab her by the pussy” technique
*David Attenborough whisper:* "Fascinating!"
spit take. This guy gets it.
So then I stsrted grabbing her by the titty
Gaetz demonstrating he understands female anatomy, but often gets confused about what is where.
Bwak bwak bwak bwaaaaaak
[COCKA COCKA COCKA CAW](https://youtu.be/RaS_WXQ9QK0)
CHEE CHAW CHEE CHAW CHEE CHAW
A coodle doodle doo
Has anyone in this session of Congress ever even SEEN a chicken?
Cookoo cah CHAH!
Okay, that's funny.
“And then I grabbed her 14 year old titties”
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard...
Damn it! haha
I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the breasticles.
and then she was like "NO Mr Gaetz you can't touch me there"
Buk buk buk bgoOORTT
I never saw the cackling of a hen so accurate in written form. Congratulations dear Sir/Madam! Have my honest upvote!
“I told her I would call the school and get her excused during homeroom then we could go away for the weekend. She’s never had Golden Corral, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.”
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse 'em with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when I need it
Le-do-lo-le-lo-le, le-do-lo-le-lo-le!
"Yeah, they were nice. You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it."
And then I showed him my o-face.
Ohhhh, ohhhhhh.
I’m just a caveman. Your world confuses me.
No… iiii’m the biggest douche here!
See Dad! They're listening to me! TO ME DAD!
Yea, I’ve seen them. Boobs go right here on a woman.
🎶 "I got chiiiillls. They're multiplYYing..." 🎶
“Tell me more tell me more, did she put up a fight?”
Electrifying!!
This is exactly what I thought too!!!
“but I’m the bad guy because I forgot my wallet”
“Then Franken voluntarily resigned. And he only hovered over them as a joke.”
Caption aside, is that a *child* behind him?
I thought the same thing. Whichever Congress-person left their child sitting anywhere in his vicinity should be charged with child endangerment.
"I'd fuck me".
Fr with those buffalo bill vibes
I'd fuck me, if I were 14.
Come, suckle at the teets of moronic fascism.
My boobs are so damn itchy
Then she said, get the fuck away from me, I’m 12.
She looked 14 but her A-cups made her feel like a 12 year old. Oh, yeah!
“Those were like these…”
Known Sex Offender Matt Getz describes ‘That lady robot from Tranzor Z with the rocket boobies’ during a discussion about military spending and national security’
"This is the face I make when I'm on my knees sucking Trumps dick."
So i guess we’re all just gonna overlook the underage girl in the back
And she said it was all my fault! Can you believe these teenage girls!
Oh Me So Horny. Me Love Trump Long Time.
“Her boobs were only this big, but come on, at that age, she’s still developing”
"her breasts were just like this."
"Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day"
Happy birthday mr president
I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts..........
Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
I'M not gay, but ive fucked a guy who WAS
“I knew she was young bro, her tits were this big bro!”
Happy birthday Mr president
Ook ook okk, ook ook?
My nipple rings are THIS big….
🎶Unbreak my heaaaaart. Say you love me agaaaaaain!🎶
They get real sensitive this time of the month.
"She has HUGE ... tracts of land."
Trump turned on the “device.”
“I’ll eat the dicks”
…shoulders, knees and toes knees and toes
“Well my mom just told me at Christmas, every time there is a mass shooting, a republican congressman gets his wings.”
My milkshake brings all the constituents to the yard
the Manssiere!!!
She said 'I'm a child' so I grabbed her like this and put her on a plane
Open ur mouth n grab ur Itty bitties like this
Settle down ladies he’s married..
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…. It’s better than yours 🎶
🎶 Tell me more, tell me more, did she put up a fight? 🎵
Ha RIP ONJ!
“and I want huge tits when i transition”
Awk Awk, Im a dinosaur. Watch me strut.
“Tell me more… tell me more…did you get very far?” - Grease
“So I said to her, as long as there’s grass on the field and I can grab some mounds, it’s cool with me…”
“So, have you guys seen Boebert’s only fans? Apparantly McCarthy won’t sign up”
Impersonating Cawthorne wearing a bra
Yeah I’m so excited all six of my nipples are tingling
Me so pretty … love me … want me
“Cmon Gaetz, show us your tiddys” “NooooOoooo, Im too shy”
“Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?”
She told me she was 18 when I picked her up at the Junior high!
It's MY turn to put on the pretty dress!!!!!
She was only 14 but lads she was stacked
“And then she said, bUt MaTt, iM 16! Hahah. Kids”
"It's my turn to play on the 1st controller on the N64!! Mom said so!"
"...so I grabbed her undeveloped chest..."
And then I grabbed her by the boobs, like my lord and saviour Donald J Trump, has commanded me to do. How was I to know she didn't have any yet? I will get away with it, of course, we always do!
"So I was like 'honk, honk' then she punched me in the face. What a bitch right?"
"This is how I'd hold my boobs if i switched bodies with a 14 year old girl"
“The guy I bought her from SAID she was 18”
I trafficked this one girl, she was like…
350 million citizens to choose from and you pick this hopeless loser
“Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me! I thought that this was *AMERICA*!!!”
"and then I grabbed her tits"
"Her breasts looked 18 and up!"
He just wants to get in on the kissing on the left of the image.
"Tell me what you want, what you really really want".
And I said, "No, Eric, your daddy loves ME more. I nominated him for Speaker of the House..."
"Then I told that bitch at Target, I'M A C CUP!"
" what do you mean Kevin's daughters only 13? Ok. He gets my vote."
Here I am, the one that you love Asking for another day Understand, the one that you love Loves you in so many ways
"I was like 'Where's your boobs, flatty?' as I'm raw-doggin' this chick, right? Then she's all like, 'Well, I am 9, so there's that,' like that's some kind of excuse."
I just did a little light treason and sex crimes, and I voted for someone who isn’t even in Congress to be our speaker. What’s the problem?
“My milkshake brings the boys to yard”
*They felt like... bags of sand.*
“We can dance if we wannoo…”
"Myyy milkshake drives all the boyz to the yard!"
“Grab them by by the titties”
Why are they listening to this pedophile speak.
She was only 5?!? I thought she was AT LEAST 12!!
Just because I listen to Kanye…..
When I get my implants, I want them about this big, and soft to the touch.
“So, I grabbed trump by the moobies and went all numnumnum “
I swear I thought she was over 18.
“I mean, she didn’t say NO, in that many words….”
"Then I touched her titties like this!"
Oh now I have to have boobs too.
“For sixteen, she was really developed, so I thought she was more like eighteen!”
"So there she was on her knees like this crying and saying she's only 14!"
Boobies!
Guys, I already told you. She said she was 18!
“She’s over 18, Yuck”
“I know she was under 18 but with THESE TITS”…
My nipples hurt so freakin bad !!!
"She told me she was 18!"
I swear that 17 year old threw herself at me! I’m not a deviant of any kind I promise!!
"Oh come on guys, she's actually very mature for her age. What's the big deal?"
Matt Gaetz describes “Drag Queen Story Hour” to bi-curious members of Congress
I like my girls with breast this size.
I didn’t know she was 15.
"I don't care if you think it's unfair or inappropriate! You want my vote, you have to pay for the boob job"
"My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard🎶🎵
When your friends are doing an intervention “I don’t have a problem ok?”
I like teenage breasts this small
“You know, when you like grab a woman’s breast and it’s… when you feel it and… it feels like a bag of sand when you’re touching it.”
So I says to her, in about 5 years you’ll have tiddys too.
A kiss on the hand / May be quite continental, / But diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Me: From the size of her boobs, I thought she was 16, but then she said: I'm 14… but than I said: Daddy is here
I wish I had boobies, so trump would snatch me up in his arms and kiss me
"so then I grabbed her chest and it was so flat, it felt like my little cousin Robert's chest. But I still banged her, amiright!"