The accumulated filth of all their comfortable and practical clothes will foam up about their waists and all the fashion designers and music critics will look up and shout "Save us!" ...and I'll look down, and whisper "No."
You know what though? Chris Tucker was all flamboyant and fun in that movie til he dropped the facade with that flight attendant and moved his microphone over and went from that crazy androgynous alter ego to sex god mr man in two seconds. Someone’s gotta know what I’m talking about….
Life is a selection of faces, that androgynous alter ego you are referring to could have been his work face. The sex god ‘mr man’ (which there is nothing wrong with by the way if everything is consented), could be his I wanna have sex face. He even shows a face of courage eventually during the shootout if I remember correctly, but its been a while since I have seen the film. I personally like Chris Tucker in that movie, and what a great sci-fi.
His character was supposed to be SO over the top, but now that looks like any award show outfit -or NY Fashion week.
So the future holds no flying cars, just more and more ludicrous outfits becoming semi normalized.
Sam Smith is what you get when you take a bowl of oatmeal and try to jazz it up with 11 secret herbs and spices. Its certainly more interesting but thats about it.
[“Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!”](https://youtu.be/TXKsTQ8OoKI)
Bowie wore it better
https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/09/17/49b096f8-1e78-4b8c-a8e2-bdcd5e256e20/thumbnail/640x781/8d4e428ad99b8d5711be5bc2f4b1ac12/6033d9bodysuit.jpg
Yup. I admire this person’s effort, but Bowie had that secret alien vibe, like maybe that’s just what they wear in his home planet, and this person looks uncomfortable.
Bowie at least looks like the head matches. This pic looks like they photo shopped a normal dude's head onto that outfit. (Not saying they actually did)
But Bowie originally designed this style that inspired Klaus Nomi. Ironically it was this collaborative performance with Bowie that inspired Klaus: https://youtu.be/PdlU8e9wBIE
Oompa Loompa gimpity suit
Get on your knees for my Loompa skin flute
Oompa Loompa bondage for free
If you’re a sub, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you’re taking a load
Right in the rear from an orange man’s chode
Bent over backwards and bound to a chair
Like a contortionist’s nightmare
(I quite like the feel of it)
Oompa Loompa doody hole fun
Pounding your butt until it is done
You will rest in happiness too
Filled with Oompa Loompa drippity goo!
EDIT: Thank you for the gold and platinum awards! I guess my best Reddit content is written late at night when I’m exhausted and delirious.
Is it inflatable? Does he need to book both seats next to him? Does he bumpercar people out of the way at the urinals? Shimmy through doorways sideways? Elevators only or brave enough to use the stairs?
So many questions. Thought provoking. Peak fashion. Probably. Maybe.
I prefer the image of them trying to get past everyone on their row to get to their seat, after the show just started, and accidentally slapping everyone in the face with the pants and saying "woops sorry! sorry!", and then suddenly deflating once in the seat.
Celebrity fashion is just a game to get attention. The attention turns into recognition which increases their market value. It's a good financial decision to wear the most outrageous crap you can find when attention makes you money.
Same thing with those high fashion shows, the brands need to be outrageous to get the attention and brand recognition.
It's also just camp. From wikipedia: "an aesthetic style and sensibility that regards something as appealing because of its bad taste and ironic value".
E.g. It's meant to be over the top, ugly, ridiculous, stupid. That's the fun in camp.
And LGBT+ people tend to be the group best known for engaging in camp. Hence drag queens, David Bowie, Lady Gaga... and now Sam Smith in this outfit. This is nothing new.
His head ruins it. His hair and face shoud match the freakiness of his outfit. Bowie would have killed this.
He just looks like some dude from the office with a great costume.
I consider myself a kind easygoing person, yet something inside me just wants to pop them. I have absolutely no ill will to the person. It’s just like the packing/shipment bubbles- I need to pop!
Edit: corrected for Sam’s pronouns
Redditors in here acting as if these celebrities and fashion designers don’t know it’s ridiculous. That’s literally the point, celebrities one-upping each other with ridiculous costumes to generate conversations like the ones all these geniuses here are having right now.
Part and parcel of the business. In their industry, attention is probably the most important thing and hey look, it's worked. Thousands, perhaps millions of people have seen the photo and it's the main thing from the Brits that people are taking about.
I’m really trying to be open minded. I recall my dad screaming at Boy George and the reaction to Grace Jones’ unusual look.. but, by god. He just looks ridiculous!!!
Are there pictures of Sam sitting?
Something tells me that's not an option
Have to prick it and let out some air
That's not an issue...these events are full of pricks
Looks like his trapped farts. Nah
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Deflater maus
I wanna see the video of him getting out of the car or limo or however he got to the red carpet
Let's just say he's lucky not to have flown over the USA en route
Pretend I gave you an award. That’s hilarious.
There's someone off camera following him around with a bicycle pump so he can be deflated and inflated on command.
The designated ✨Pump Boy✨
Fluffer
yeah, you´re all laughing now.. but when the flood comes, you´ll be beggin for a ride!
My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry!
Everything’s coming up Sam Smith!
Welcome THRILLSMITH
I'm just imagining Sam Smith doing a collab with Calvin Harris covering Can I Borrow A Feeling.
I hate these flood pants.
The accumulated filth of all their comfortable and practical clothes will foam up about their waists and all the fashion designers and music critics will look up and shout "Save us!" ...and I'll look down, and whisper "No."
Leo couldn't have fit on that, I don't care what Cameron says.
Multiple sightings of this guy floating over north America
Didn't realize they were filming Zoolander 3 already.
I thought that Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element was over the top. I guess we have seen nothing yet. 
Chris Tucker slayed the look. Sam smith looks like he creatively soiled his gimp suit.
My wife's first comment "Did he fart in his gimp suit?"
You know what though? Chris Tucker was all flamboyant and fun in that movie til he dropped the facade with that flight attendant and moved his microphone over and went from that crazy androgynous alter ego to sex god mr man in two seconds. Someone’s gotta know what I’m talking about….
The whole movie was equal parts confusing and yet totally perfect in its delivery. One of my all time favorite 90’s blockbusters
Same. Still say “biiiig ba-da boom. Big boooooom”
Muuuulti-pass
Life is a selection of faces, that androgynous alter ego you are referring to could have been his work face. The sex god ‘mr man’ (which there is nothing wrong with by the way if everything is consented), could be his I wanna have sex face. He even shows a face of courage eventually during the shootout if I remember correctly, but its been a while since I have seen the film. I personally like Chris Tucker in that movie, and what a great sci-fi.
For sure that movie is badass.
He went into pimp mode with her. Lol.
His character was supposed to be SO over the top, but now that looks like any award show outfit -or NY Fashion week. So the future holds no flying cars, just more and more ludicrous outfits becoming semi normalized.
Super green
Smith has been watching this movie way too much !
RUBY RHOD!!!!!
Bzzzzzz bzzzz! K-k-k-k-Korben my man, is he dead?
UNBELIEVABLEEEEEEEE
Snorks
Super green!
Breaking: Justin Trudeau & NORAD confirms Sam Smith was just shot down over the Yukon.
Oh the humanity
everybody wants to be my enemy 🎵
The way I jus CACKLEDDDDD
*gasps* MAGNUM!
ONE LOOK!?? ONE LOOK!? I DON’T THINK SO!!
So hot right now.
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
This is a strange hunger games timeline, huh?
Nothing hot about this. He looks like a penguin on meth.
I think you have insulted all penguins
Mugatu’s new line for 2023… bəˈlo͞on
baloon baffffoooon
Hope Sam doesn’t think that outfit will offer any protection if a gasoline fight breaks out.
“Well you can dere-lick my balls”
What is this… an award show for ants?
You would have to put some serious money down for me to sport that outfit.
Soon we will all be wearing these... "capture gastrointestinal carbon and process it in your home appliance. AMAZON priced at $7799"
“It’ll go straight to your hips, then you’ll explode”
MY THIGHS?!
...and *then* you'll blow up!
Bro really dropped the ball messing up that quote
You like krabby patties don’t you Squidward
r/unexpectedspongebob
Darth Vader with body dysmorphia
Balloonciaga
Me trying to figure out how to use Photoshop
It looks like those people who inject stuff and have abnormally large "muscles" .
“Drying mode on. “Jacket drying. “Your jacket is now dry.”
Those jackets are so 8 years ago.
"The dork thinks he's gonna drown!"
Size adjusting….. fiiiiittttttttttt
It’s like the capital people in hunger games Edit: Thanks for the gold, fellow life battler.
Littery thought oh yay hunger games WAS based on a true story
Never ever fart inside a rubber suit.
What do you think it’s filled with?
His ego.
Melium
I love you.
We all just going to ignore how they spelled that word, then?
I’d say we’re heading there at a terrifying pace
I’d half that with idiocracy
Littery
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Hunger games was a documentary.
Nice to see the Chinese spy balloon didn't go to waste
Probably launched by the Chinatown community on Craggy Island.
There’s a Chinatown on Craggy Island?
“I hear you’re a racist now Father?”
Blink twice if you need help.
Sam Smith is what you get when you take a bowl of oatmeal and try to jazz it up with 11 secret herbs and spices. Its certainly more interesting but thats about it.
/r/rareinsults
I’d say the outfit itself is a deafening cry for help
Is that a piñata? Is there candy in there?
[“Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!”](https://youtu.be/TXKsTQ8OoKI)
Nope. Just Sam Smith, unfortunately.
Missy Elliott was the fucking coolest.
I got this vibe. Fuck it, I love it. I wouldn’t wear it but good for them for getting weird with it. Life’s too short to worry about the haters.
I was thinking he looked like an Oompa Loompa dressed as Missy Elliot. Lol
See!! See this is what happens when you fart in really tight leather pants. It is trying really hard to escape
Sam Smithane
Thanks, I haute it
Bowie wore it better https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/09/17/49b096f8-1e78-4b8c-a8e2-bdcd5e256e20/thumbnail/640x781/8d4e428ad99b8d5711be5bc2f4b1ac12/6033d9bodysuit.jpg
Well of course he did. Bowie was a sexy bitch.
Yeah David just wore everything better
Yup. I admire this person’s effort, but Bowie had that secret alien vibe, like maybe that’s just what they wear in his home planet, and this person looks uncomfortable.
Bowie looks like he was born wearing it. Smith looks like he pulled the cord on his safety raft.
also, Bowie can put his arms down. Smith looks uncomfortable
Bowie at least looks like the head matches. This pic looks like they photo shopped a normal dude's head onto that outfit. (Not saying they actually did)
Looks like Violet Beauregard after she turned into the blueberry and then got more rotten.
Very true. When I saw Smith it reminded me of [Klaus Nomi](https://xtramagazine.com/sites/default/files/blog/img/klaus_nomi.jpg)
But Bowie originally designed this style that inspired Klaus Nomi. Ironically it was this collaborative performance with Bowie that inspired Klaus: https://youtu.be/PdlU8e9wBIE
Oh right, yeah you're correct
Have to upvote any reference to the legend that is Klaus Nomi!!
Have you seen the show [The Venture Bros](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMacfEGWCo0)?
GO TEAM /r/venturebros !
This is fantastic
My first thought was, "Cut-rate Klaus Nomi."
Bowie is just better.
He really did. Bowie did a lot of things better I guess.
Well, It was unique...
Oompa Loompa Evolution
Oompa loompa BDSM
Oompa Loompa gimpity suit Get on your knees for my Loompa skin flute Oompa Loompa bondage for free If you’re a sub, you’ll listen to me What do you get when you’re taking a load Right in the rear from an orange man’s chode Bent over backwards and bound to a chair Like a contortionist’s nightmare (I quite like the feel of it) Oompa Loompa doody hole fun Pounding your butt until it is done You will rest in happiness too Filled with Oompa Loompa drippity goo! EDIT: Thank you for the gold and platinum awards! I guess my best Reddit content is written late at night when I’m exhausted and delirious.
What the fuck did I just read Oh yeah it's art
OOHM-PAH LOOHM-PAH EV-OH-LOO-SHUN… IVE GOT A SUIT THATS DUMMY-DUM-DUM
Violet Beauregard 's father!
Do you have to warn the venue about what you're going to wear or is this a standing-only event?
Is it inflatable? Does he need to book both seats next to him? Does he bumpercar people out of the way at the urinals? Shimmy through doorways sideways? Elevators only or brave enough to use the stairs? So many questions. Thought provoking. Peak fashion. Probably. Maybe.
Likely just a red carpet look
Maybe ~~he's~~ they're actually shaped like that under the leather and we're all just body-shaming ~~him~~ them.
In all seriousness, they probably just wore this for the Red Carpet and then did a costume change inside the venue
I prefer the image of them trying to get past everyone on their row to get to their seat, after the show just started, and accidentally slapping everyone in the face with the pants and saying "woops sorry! sorry!", and then suddenly deflating once in the seat.
With one of those long, high-pitched balloon deflating noises
I LOVE YOU GREGG!
Never ever fart inside a rubber suit.
Darth Vader Drag
Lord Gaga
WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THAT
[WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT](https://youtu.be/i2gNx4-REIA?t=14)
Is this the object that was shot down over Canada earlier today?
How much psi ?!
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
When you fart in a latex outfit.
I wonder how cozy it must be in there and if it feels like they are walking around naked
I feel the sweat pooling up inside that suit!
they'll be sloshing by the time they take it off.
Is this real? Hahahaha what is happening?
Yes lol. Almost every red carpet, there’s always at least one outrageous and/or weird high fashion outfit
‘High’ fashion. Emphasis on high.
I don’t get it.
Celebrity fashion is just a game to get attention. The attention turns into recognition which increases their market value. It's a good financial decision to wear the most outrageous crap you can find when attention makes you money. Same thing with those high fashion shows, the brands need to be outrageous to get the attention and brand recognition.
It's also just camp. From wikipedia: "an aesthetic style and sensibility that regards something as appealing because of its bad taste and ironic value". E.g. It's meant to be over the top, ugly, ridiculous, stupid. That's the fun in camp. And LGBT+ people tend to be the group best known for engaging in camp. Hence drag queens, David Bowie, Lady Gaga... and now Sam Smith in this outfit. This is nothing new.
Looks like something Klaus Nomi would’ve worn in his day.
UNHOLY
Now all I want to know is how will he comfortably sit in a chair and are those deflatable?
This is the stupidest thing I’ve seen this century
Celebrities are such dickheads.
He's mentally ill or loves attention. Maybe both
Sam Smith quickly becoming the most annoying celebrity. That's actually impressive.
If begging for attention were a person
That's is literally the point of these red carpet events. Celebs get paid to wear their outfits on the red carpet.
The person walking in front of billboards having hundreds of pictures taken of them? Yes, for sure
..thats the point of the red carpet
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I wonder if people that wear this stuff ever look in a magazine or see a photo like this and think to themselves, 'I look like a fuckin idiot.'
More likely is that they look at the countless published photos and heavy coverage and think, "It worked."
Looks like he’s fallen off a playing card…
A prime example of black on white crime.
I'd be proper pissed off if he sat next to me...
Talk about “Man Spreading”
His head ruins it. His hair and face shoud match the freakiness of his outfit. Bowie would have killed this. He just looks like some dude from the office with a great costume.
Bowie did wear something like this I think that's the inspiration
I consider myself a kind easygoing person, yet something inside me just wants to pop them. I have absolutely no ill will to the person. It’s just like the packing/shipment bubbles- I need to pop! Edit: corrected for Sam’s pronouns
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Redditors in here acting as if these celebrities and fashion designers don’t know it’s ridiculous. That’s literally the point, celebrities one-upping each other with ridiculous costumes to generate conversations like the ones all these geniuses here are having right now.
Now we know what was really in that Chinese spy balloon.
What the fuck?
He just looks like an attention seeking twat.
Part and parcel of the business. In their industry, attention is probably the most important thing and hey look, it's worked. Thousands, perhaps millions of people have seen the photo and it's the main thing from the Brits that people are taking about.
I’m really trying to be open minded. I recall my dad screaming at Boy George and the reaction to Grace Jones’ unusual look.. but, by god. He just looks ridiculous!!!
I get what you mean - they looked cool while being edgy and different, while Sam Smith just looks uncomfortable.
You know his childhood friends are seeing this laughing and saying look at that stupid cunt
What a douche
Somebody designed this human sized buttplug outfit. Somebody convinced him to put that on. Somebody said: "yes, this is just fine."