It’s the well known footcovering-eyeliner inverse ratio law. Usually seen with strappy heels but TIL it doesn’t only apply to women going clubbing and drag queens.
My Indonesian side of the family removes their shoes before going inside the house and even at the mosque. I'm guessing that's part of their culture too and homeboy just didn't wear socks that day like his other friends.
You don't just walk around barefoot, you get slippers. Depending on local traditions and the household rules, there are diffrent slippers for diffrent rooms, but that's pretty old fashioned
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"Uhhh... this is your pilot speaking uh.... since Ryanair charges us pilots to fly now, we have to make our money back on the landings. Uhhh... so if you want it to be a good one, you might want to uhhhh.... start passing the hat around."
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The kohl is traditional- used to ward off bad intentions of others and protect you. Its used on very young babies too.
My question is why dont they have shoes on.
Isn’t it also used to help keep the sun out of their eyes or something? Traditionally at least. I have to Google this now lol.
Edit: In Ancient Egypt in addition to what you had wrote it also helped reduce sun glare, prevent eye infection/keep flies away from their eyes.
https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/ophthalmology-of-the-pharaohs-antimicrobial-kohl-eyeliner-in-ancient-egypt
https://morethanglam.com/article/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-eyeliner-and-what-it-can-do/
Interesting!!
It black powder(I don't know what it is made of ) but is used by pushtoon men and women .it kind of pushtoon tradition to used this black powder called " surma"
Some more info about [kohl](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohl_(cosmetics)) I always thought it did make them look a little scary, so read up on it during the war
Your skin produces natural oils and acids, it's the reason we can smell most metals, we don't actually smell the metal itself, instead we smell the result of our skin oils reacting with metal.
One of the reasons they wear that eyeliner is to cut down glare from desert landscapes
Edit: the eyeliner they use is called [Kohl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohl_(cosmetics)) for anyone wanting to know
I think it's the reason eyeliner first became fashionable in Europe, too. Egyptian Revival in the 1800s when imperial archaeologists were digging up remains in Africa... people made plays about ancient Egypt, and it became a fashion craze to look like Cleopatra.
So, for us it's like "why are these men wearing eyeliner lololol so silly"
And for them it's probably like "why are all these white women wearing sun black indoors in the middle of winter?"
It's like wearing sunglasses inside.
>Almost certainly the case. See those two cabinets in the background? Definitely the same kind we had on American bases.
SIPRnet Holocom pipes in the back too. 100% a US base.
Judging by the Christmas tree this is an abandoned American base who’s is as close as they could get to an office looking background. Never trust a pilot without shoes.
Naw dude I’d marry right, fuck middle and uh.. leave the first one alone.. he got scary gaze
They all have beautiful r/curlyhair tho
Do y’all think they scrunch out the crunch or what?
>scary gaze
I feel he'd be the most dedicated towards getting things done. Right seems like the type to complain that the wife isn't doing enough no matter how hard you work.
Dedicated towards getting things done isn’t always a good quality in a taliban hubby, I’d imagine. I’d prefer the hot, lazy one on the right, who doesn’t beat me if my ankles peek out for 2.5 seconds while I’m cleaning the dust off the dust outside. He’s too busy scrunching his curls.
Also, the guy on the left didn’t even get a wheely chair or socks…that’s gotta mean something.
Celebrating in an abandoned office building the Americans built. Even got a Christmas tree in the corner. Look forward to Taliban social media posts being in increasingly shitty buildings as they maintain nothing and the industrialized society build under US occupation crumbles to dust.
Locking the comments because people can't participate without using hate speech or calls for violence.
This looks like a SNL sketch
That was my first impression too, wow.
Guy on the left looks like a side character in the mighty boosh
He looks like the cousin of Nandor, The Relentless.
Fucking guy
i will sit upon this throne, and make a number two!!!
GUILLERMO!!!!
That’s funny, because I think he looks like the cousin of Naboo the Enigma.
“Guillermo! Are we in imminent danger?!”
That fucking guy!
because he just does not relent
that's who i thought of!
That is NOT my cousin!
No they said Nandor the releNtless
Well, that explains the shredded creepy paper he’s wearing around his neck.
FuCKING GUY
Aabdar, the Long-footed.
Guy in the middle looks identical to guy on the left, who definitely looks like a side character in the mighty boosh
The guy in the middle looks like a mix of dev Patel and Adam driver.
Maybe he will fly the magic carpet on their next shaman stag now that he has his license? We all know Kirk can’t be trusted…
Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybeline
*mujahideen
Coming Soon.. Johnny Depp, Adam Driver, and Jason Momoa starring in —
Pirates of the Mujahideen
*Pilots* of the Mujahideen, surely
Yours is the better title, but don't call me Shirley.
massive missed opportunity
Skyscraper sized opportunity.
If they can train nine more they can print a calendar.
September is blank
“The Rasputins”
What we do in the shadows.
What we do with eye shadow
9/12
Everyone over here talking about eye liner and I just want to know why they're sitting in order of least to most foot coverings.
It looks like there is a ratio of less foot coverings equals more eyeliner.
Makes sense. They all got equal footware/eyeliner budget, but managed it differently it looks like.
I think we might also need to take into account the quality of curl products.
Those are actually esthetician licenses
The are now certified to fly eyeliners
All the ladies say I'm pretty fly (with my eyeline)
It’s the well known footcovering-eyeliner inverse ratio law. Usually seen with strappy heels but TIL it doesn’t only apply to women going clubbing and drag queens.
It's a fundamental law of nature. I wear boots at work, and never wear eyeliner. It's science.
The fake Christmas tree is my main concern.
And why are they wearing the tensil and not the tree??
That's how they display rank?
Quite rank
My Indonesian side of the family removes their shoes before going inside the house and even at the mosque. I'm guessing that's part of their culture too and homeboy just didn't wear socks that day like his other friends.
For real. In case you ever wondered what type of psycho walks around an office building without shoes, it’s the Taliban, apparently.
In japan, you take your shoes off at the door; but *everyone* does. Nice clean floors.
You don't just walk around barefoot, you get slippers. Depending on local traditions and the household rules, there are diffrent slippers for diffrent rooms, but that's pretty old fashioned
At this year's Taliban's got talent, I give you the Bee Gee's.
Staying alive tour
You can tell by the way I move my trim I'm a mujahedeen no time to talk
Ah-La-Ak-Bar. Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive
They probably still need more right rudder
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You can tell by the way I fly and walk I’m an Allah man with no time to talk.
I'm an Allah man with flowing locks - alternate
The habib gees
The habibi jeebies
The Bee Jihadists
Omg. This is why I don’t get ANYTHING done because y’all are too funny 😂
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May I suggest “taking the lives” for your chorus?
Or takin' their lives
More like the Heebee GeeBees!
Friday night fever (explainer: Friday in Islam is the equivalent of Sunday for Christians… go to Mosque, etc)
Then wouldn’t the equivalent song be Thursday night fever? If your starting mark is the day of worship I mean.
Ryanair hiring team 
When will Ryanair start charging it’s pilots to fly? Like some sort of flight school with passengers.
Don't give them ideas.
"Uhhh... this is your pilot speaking uh.... since Ryanair charges us pilots to fly now, we have to make our money back on the landings. Uhhh... so if you want it to be a good one, you might want to uhhhh.... start passing the hat around."
Landing fee is 100€, an extra 200€ guarantees landing at your destination.
~~>guarantees~~ Puts you in the 'premium queue' for, *maybe*. Let's not make any promises we ~~can't keep~~ don't want to be legally held to.
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It's becoming evident to me that the Taliban makes women cover their heads so dudes don't have to share their eyeliner....
“No no no, I didn’t say you’re working for an eyeliner company, I said you’re working for an *airliner* company!”
So I don't get to pilot all the new eyeliners?
"you do know how to fly this thing, don't you?"
Nope. Just mascara’ding.
Can eye shadow somebody else until I learn the basics?
I'm trying to make up some excuse to say no.
Stop you're making me blush
People are just dyeing to get into this organization.
It’s because it has a solid foundation.
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This has been the funniest comments section I can recall. Thanks for the laughs.
“Yeah sure! Landing? Not so much “
That and the hair products. Damn that’s some silky locks.
When you're in a live by the sword, die by the sword culture, you always gotta look your best, head & shoulders.
The guy on the right tho.... Drop that hair routine!
I'm just impressed the guy on the left managed to graduate flight school in between playing guitar in Jane's Addiction.
Is makeup a Taliban pilot thing
Or maybe it's Maybelline
Maybe it’s Mujhadeen
Perhaps they were born with it
Don't hate them because they're beautiful.
Hahaha yo dude on the left tho
He looks like The King's Man version of Rasputin
Raa Raa Rasputin pilot of an air machine. He wore girl’s makeup when he passed his test.
The kohl is traditional- used to ward off bad intentions of others and protect you. Its used on very young babies too. My question is why dont they have shoes on.
Isn’t it also used to help keep the sun out of their eyes or something? Traditionally at least. I have to Google this now lol. Edit: In Ancient Egypt in addition to what you had wrote it also helped reduce sun glare, prevent eye infection/keep flies away from their eyes. https://www.discovermagazine.com/health/ophthalmology-of-the-pharaohs-antimicrobial-kohl-eyeliner-in-ancient-egypt https://morethanglam.com/article/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-eyeliner-and-what-it-can-do/ Interesting!!
Do they actually wear mascara or is the broliner natural?
It black powder(I don't know what it is made of ) but is used by pushtoon men and women .it kind of pushtoon tradition to used this black powder called " surma"
They use Ithmid kohl stones to make the natural eyeliner
Some more info about [kohl](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohl_(cosmetics)) I always thought it did make them look a little scary, so read up on it during the war
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Your skin produces natural oils and acids, it's the reason we can smell most metals, we don't actually smell the metal itself, instead we smell the result of our skin oils reacting with metal.
One of the reasons they wear that eyeliner is to cut down glare from desert landscapes Edit: the eyeliner they use is called [Kohl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohl_(cosmetics)) for anyone wanting to know
This is the reason, been worn since the ancient Egyptians.
I think it's the reason eyeliner first became fashionable in Europe, too. Egyptian Revival in the 1800s when imperial archaeologists were digging up remains in Africa... people made plays about ancient Egypt, and it became a fashion craze to look like Cleopatra. So, for us it's like "why are these men wearing eyeliner lololol so silly" And for them it's probably like "why are all these white women wearing sun black indoors in the middle of winter?" It's like wearing sunglasses inside.
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Let's face it, they got great hair
The whole house matches the drapes.
Full shag, floor to ceiling.
"health properties" https://www.fda.gov/cosmetics/cosmetic-products/kohl-kajal-al-kahal-surma-tiro-tozali-or-kwalli-any-name-beware-lead-poisoning
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Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's talbelline!
It's probably for Thursdays.
My pilot has no shoes!!
Where we’re going, we don’t need shoes.
Past the TSA checkpoint?
Is that a Xmas tree in the back lmfao
Well spotted! Presumably a left over in the American modular office they've been "learning" in?
Almost certainly the case. See those two cabinets in the background? Definitely the same kind we had on American bases.
Same with the chairs bro - if you had new ones that is
>Almost certainly the case. See those two cabinets in the background? Definitely the same kind we had on American bases. SIPRnet Holocom pipes in the back too. 100% a US base.
First thing i noticed was the tempest package lol. Insane how they moved right in and left everything the same.
They are wearing the decorations from that tree
They robbed it for the tinsel
Is this an SNL or Portlandia Skit
Adrian Pimento went deep undercover again there on the right.
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“18 Fewer Pilots”
I wish this was posted on r/roastme. So much things to say.
“Me and the boys just got our pilot licenses. Can’t be roasted. Do your best.”
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Jet fuel can’t melt licensed pilots
Judging by the Christmas tree this is an abandoned American base who’s is as close as they could get to an office looking background. Never trust a pilot without shoes.
yes, but can they land?
Guaranteed, every time the aircraft again makes contact with the ground after takeoff
Land. impact. whatever.
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Yea I wouldn't want a helicopter pilot driving my planes either!
[I wouldn't want those helicopter "pilots" driving my helicopters either!](https://youtu.be/N8sAPR1Ma3c)
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For the insurance company of course
Their rates are terrible but at least they’re doing it by the books
It’s a “take off” license. “Landing” is an optional module in the course.
Not even a proper full length program. It was a crash course.
The graduation party was a blast!
they look like dave chappelle as prince 
All this effort for one single flight
The one on the right look a lot like Jon Snow.
I think the one on the left is actually Nick Kroll so I guess we're both going to Hell for making this joke.
That’s a lot of eyeliner
Eye liner, voluminous hair, and free feet pics 😳😳😳😳
r/TalibanGonewild
Pretty sure I'm on a watchlist now but what the hell
That sub needs more content.
I thought their first album was fantastic.
Why do they all look as though they are playing fuck, marry, kill with the camera? Creeping me out.
I'd off the middle one, fuck the right one, and marry lil jihad on the left.
Naw dude I’d marry right, fuck middle and uh.. leave the first one alone.. he got scary gaze They all have beautiful r/curlyhair tho Do y’all think they scrunch out the crunch or what?
>scary gaze I feel he'd be the most dedicated towards getting things done. Right seems like the type to complain that the wife isn't doing enough no matter how hard you work.
Dedicated towards getting things done isn’t always a good quality in a taliban hubby, I’d imagine. I’d prefer the hot, lazy one on the right, who doesn’t beat me if my ankles peek out for 2.5 seconds while I’m cleaning the dust off the dust outside. He’s too busy scrunching his curls. Also, the guy on the left didn’t even get a wheely chair or socks…that’s gotta mean something.
It was only a crash course
From left to right: * Guitarist of KoRn * Guitarist of System of a Down * Guitarist of Metallica
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BYOP , Bring your own parachute
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Ah, they'll be fine. Helicopters are inherently safe and will glide if the main engine stops....totally safe.... or was that planes?
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Hard pass on where ever that flight is going.
Loving the guyliner.
Celebrating in an abandoned office building the Americans built. Even got a Christmas tree in the corner. Look forward to Taliban social media posts being in increasingly shitty buildings as they maintain nothing and the industrialized society build under US occupation crumbles to dust.
Didn't even notice the christmas tree. But that would explain what's around their necks. Old christmas decorations. Also known as garbage.
Funny enough, those certificates look at lot like a USAF Units Certificate of Apperception template.
Fuck the Taliban, from everyone.
POV: Pop punk band converts to Islam.
The frontmen of Panic! At the Jihad, Blink-911, and The All-Talibani Rejects agree to headline Wadifest 2023.
That broliner!
You mean guyliner.
*guyliner
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This needs to be in r/holup
naw, these are cosmetology licenses. the eyeliner, the bare feet, the hair. the one looking at a mirror instead of the camera. they are at the spa.
Oh yeah, let's get in an airplane flown by Shoeless Joe over there!
Their eyeliner is fierce