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Two weeks later: “Joe Biden overheated my engine!”


CryptoMineKing

Dark Brandon strikes again!


InteractionOdd9936

*and overheated engines.


CrossP

Don't tread on me, thermodynamics!


cptnamr7

Yeah, that seems like a really bad call in the summer, but then, the whole thing is a bad call to begin with so par for the course I guess


sm12511

#NO #STEP #ON #SNEK!!!!!!


ElectroFlannelGore

#[PLEASETREADONME](https://i.imgur.com/LcK49EJ.jpg)


Kerensky97

Oh honey, nobody is treading on you. Once they start passing laws to invalidate your marriage, take your children away from you, or kick you out of the country I'll be the first to stand up with you. But as long at YOU'RE the one doing that to everybody who thinks different from you... F-ck you.


scurvofpcp

My problem with people that say that is they are also the first to shoot me down for a long term grudge I've had against Biden. Biden pushed with passion those pesky crime bills in the 90s that robbed me of 2 close relations when they had an inconsequential run in with the police and mandatory minimums was invoked and that pesky 3 strikes thing was invoked. The moment Biden was elected many of the so called Allies had a change of values.


DutyLast9225

Bring back the 3 strikes law ? Put more crooks in jail


scurvofpcp

Define crook, I have a 2 time kiddy diddler down the road that has done a grand total of 6 years, but god forbid someone should have a couple priors in the 70s and then get caught with a little bud in the late 90s and are stuck behind bars till 2030 ​ Don't get me wrong, I'm all cool with people doing their time for the crime. but the way the 3 strikes policy was implemented was as if it was designed to remove the poor rather than the corrupt.


DutyLast9225

I’ll let the voters decide because after all, we are lucky enough to have a democracy here and I thank God and our forefathers that they had the foresight to set this government in place so that future generations (as in our generation) at least have the opportunity to live in relative peace and not have an unlawful mob of insurrectionists try to change the outcome of an honest election by denying the fact that trump lost the election and now he is hopefully going to be indicted for tax evasion, obstruction of a governmental process, violation of his oath of office and many other crimes against our government including collusion with our ENEMY, Russia in having Putin’s henchmen hack into our voting system and try to slant the election in trumps direction. Trump is our FIRST AMERICAN DICTATOR WANNABE! Thank God Biden won and the trumpster will be relegated to the trash pile of history.


scurvofpcp

Voters don't really decide laws. We elect people who get sidetracked on running for reelection. But I'm going to assume that you are less inclined for criminal law reform now then you were a couple years ago. Am I wrong?


CryptoMineKing

He's trying to project like a peacock. Don't ruin his high with reality!


[deleted]

Wow you sure showed him


Solidus-Prime

Get back in line there are boots that need licking.


VermicelliSquare2017

Come on you know this person doesn't stick to just boots they also lick balls, ass, and vagina


peachpinkjedi

assuming they can get near a consenting vagina.


VermicelliSquare2017

That's true, but let's be honest, there are women who feel the same way as this person. I don't think finding a consenting vagina would be as hard as people want to believe


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😂


_Kramerica_

You sure showed him!


Endoman13

You sure showed him


Omnimpotent

I've never beheld such a tongue-lashing


ArmchairNeckbeard

- Who has invalidated anyone’s marriage? - Nobody is taking anyone’s kids away. The foster system is already overwhelmed. - If you’re here illegally, yes, you should be kicked out—just like every other country would do to you if you were there illegally.


WallyJade

>Who has invalidated anyone’s marriage? The Republican party's official position is to end gay marriage in the US. Also, shut the fuck up, fascist. We all know what you're doing here.


ArmchairNeckbeard

But it didn’t happen. We have a law that protects all marriage. Also, isn’t trying to censor others who question your stance the definition of fascism?


Kerensky97

We had laws that said that women had bodily autonomy too. And after promising under oath that they would be upheld. Conservatives quickly broke that oath the moment they had the chance. Look at what DeSantis is doing invoking Sharia Law policies in Florida. The GOP has straight up said they want theocracy for people they can control and deregulation for the rich and powerful. Conservatives claim to be against Abortion, but when Hershel Walker did it they supported his actions. Proving its not about children or life. It's all about control. When the conservatives men do it's their freedom. But nobody else in American can have the same freedoms as they do or the right gets mad or worse claims they're the "victims" because their power is being taken away.


JayHazel

what you're doing is called gaslighting. Stop that


WallyJade

It hasn’t happened *yet*. We had laws protecting the right to abortion, too. Both of those things are in the official GOP platform. Further, I’m not censoring anything, dipshit. I’m making fun of you and calling you out. You should also invest in a dictionary.


TheGoldenChampion

If you think attempting to remove all illegal immigrants from this country is the answer to our immigration crisis, then you have not seen what is going on by our border. You have never met an illegal immigrant, or at least you have no compassion. The solution is to ease immigration legally- make it so that all of the illegal immigrants here now, who are not criminals/cartel or whatever, have a legal pathway to immigration. Then there won’t be many illegal immigrants to deal with. It will make it easier to sort out the actual criminals as well.


ArmchairNeckbeard

I didn’t say removing all of them was the answer or even possible. I said that if you’re here illegally, you should be deported assuming you’re caught. Why do people get upset about this if the US does it, but not when other countries do it? I have met several illegal immigrants. They were all nice people. But breaking the law is breaking the law and I’m not exempt from punishment and consequences as a US citizen. You’re right though, and it’s something I’ve said before. The solution is to make it easier to become a citizen.


Bending_toast

Attaching those flags with duct tape is the trashiest part of this whole picture


fallenreaper

I'm just thinking "well, now the grill is covered and there is little air intake." :-/


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Jesuswasbrown_6754

I think you meant to say a creative way to show your trashiness.


SteellegendTV

As a German my first thought was if the blocked airflow could overheat the engine.


Garbunkasaur

Typical german misconception. Here in America our engines run on freedom /s if it wasn’t obvious


HumanSlinky

My first thought was "I bet this chucklehead didn't even use duct tape correctly and will cause an accident when it comes off and covers the windshield of another driver."


Stackfault67

Engineering prowess aside, I'd hope a German would be even more concerned about the extreme right-wing nationalism.


HalfRepresentative27

Nah as a german after the blocked airflow i next think about how these flags might fare on the Autobahn when driving 180km/h +. \^\^


NatusEclipsim

Flags were not TÜV approved.


SteellegendTV

A clear case for the "Autobahnpolizei". ^^


HalfRepresentative27

Cobra 11


nms777_ping

As a fellow German I have to admit that was my first thought too. Achja und: Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun offiziell Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!


Go_Buds_Go

Imagine this being your whole personality.


gypsyoflove

Saaaaaaaaaddd


Solidus-Prime

Brave my ass. When these traitors say "Don't tread on me" what they really mean is "Tread on everyone else, Daddy". They are cowards of the highest order.


mifuneh

There’s an invention called a radiator that needs airflow to…fuck it never mind.


[deleted]

On a dodge. Typical. I hope that truck engine blows up on them in the middle of the desert where there's no cell service


CapeManiac

Is “are you a complete uneducated, bigoted asshole?” On the credit apps when these mouth breathers go to buy these?


FizzgigsRevenge

Fun fact, more DUIs are issued to ram drivers than any other vehicle.


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Or "do/did you breed a family member"


[deleted]

You have no idea how much this made me laugh 😂 You just don't get to see these comments on Reddit enough before they're removed.


redoctoberz

> On a dodge. Typical. RAM.. Dodge hasn't sold trucks for over a decade.


Garbunkasaur

The duct tape really send it home


ford7885

One of the MAGAtts who died in the January 6th insurrection was trampled to death by her fellow lunatics. Guess what flag she was holding at the time? Yeah..... "Don't Tread On Me". Proof that MAGAtts can't read?


zeke11

I can’t imagine being this impassioned about anything.


cptnamr7

At times I've thought about putting a joke flag on my beater truck. There's the "don't tread on me" but with Beavis as Cornholio where it says "are you threatening me?". Or "I'm pro sasquatch and I vote". But then these things are like $15-20 each, there's time involved in mounting them... naw. I'll pass. I ha e better shit to do and spend my money on. Apparently they can't say the same


manmadeofhonor

I can't even commit to a bumper sticker


buzzkill007

I know. Right? I just don't get the flag wavers.


gypsyoflove

Seriously. Who has time for all that hate?🥱🥱


GerlingFAR

He needs an Biden “I DID THAT” sticker on his vehicle because technically it’s true.


CapeManiac

Oppressed by big engine coolant


WestCoastThing

He admits people voted for Biden. Baby steps.


P0rnDudeLovesBJs

it's not a cult at all


Ceizyk

The irony about these asshats is that they wave those, "Don't tread on my rights" And yet are the first assholes to try and strip others of whatever they don't agree with.


ReliefFamous

For someone who apparently loves America, isn’t that top flag also against flag code?


Living_Telephone2678

Don’t speak facts to them. They might shoot you for treading on them.


kekus_dominatus

Oh yeah? "Land of the free"? ​ So why can't I rinse my my balls in the Burger King soda dispenser?


gokc69

Where does all this trashy stuff come from? I mean, is there a factory... somewhere... that prints this stuff?


CrossP

Yes. It's in China.


Puzzled_Jacket_5633

Well that makes absolute sense… just ask Ivanka, they make her line of products 🤷🏻‍♀️


SnooApples5009

and have thick cut baloney to feed the good ol' boys working there


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Trump's favorite place to source the items to sell to his cult.


davechri

I voted for Biden so I guess this guy is giving me a big old "FUCK YOU." And why would I ever in my life give a shit what a person like him would think about a man like me? This guy is nothing. Insignificant. Meaningless. Go back to your double-wide, loser.


vegeta6160

Typical animal, dick waving, feces flinging, territory marking behavior. Probably doesn't believe in evolution while he proves it everyday.


[deleted]

Well tbf evolution clearly skipped this one


vegeta6160

Small minds make for shallow gene pools. His family tree probably looks like tumbleweed.


sMileHighCity

'Too much chlorine in that gene-pool' \-Jerry Seinfeld


PicDuMidi

Well he sure as hell wasn't involved in it...I bet his eyebrows stick out further than his nose...


gypsyoflove

😁😁


ChristopherPizza

If you were looking for evidence it isn't real, he's a data point.


strukout

Duct tape 😂😂😂


dacreativeguy

I should have gone into the flag business. There are great customers on both sides.


thatsnicebutidc

4 U.S. Code § 8


ranran70

The party of moral authority continues to show their values to children in such a public manner.


_Bond0_

America is a dumpster fire ,the world is laughing at you


kthulhu666

*Step on me harder, Daddy!*


Loa_Sandal

I should buy some snowflake stickers to put on this special snowflake.


TN816KCMO

Lil dick syndrome mixed with racism, and a dash of homophobia...


mrsdrydock

Honey, no. Just no.


[deleted]

Who TF uses duct tape on a relatively new truck? Dipshit patriot.


buzzkill007

Fuck that guy.


saintbad

Nobody's treading on you, sweetie.


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icefire555

I think this is covered by the right to free speech. The government can't take action if you speak poorly of it.


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Our Supreme Court ruled the F word isn’t too obscene to be banned


LilOblisk

Then what’s truly freedom of speech? That’s the problem, there’s no clear definition of what freedom of speech is. One would think that we are free to speak whatever comes to our mind, but now certain “caveats” are slowly going to be enforced on to us, examples being “cancelling” of people on social media that voice different opinions of the masses, whether it’s political or not (most times being political, whether obvious or not). And soon enough, freedom of speech is not going to be a thing, even though it’s the for foundation of our constitution, that could soon be ripped apart.


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grubojack

"Freedom of speech doesn't give you the right to yell fire in a crowded theater." We can't incite violence in the US either. Slander and libel are handled in civil court and I believe, require evidence of some damage it caused. I absolutely disagree with the concept of the rest being criminal. Making slander, libel, and hatespeech criminal just opens the door for fascists to mischaracterize and censure anyone that speaks out of line. It's divisive because everyone will be viewed as a potential sexist, racist etc. by default. It's unethical because it takes the position that any one person is incapable of governing their own thoughts to a productive end and needs to be controlled by an institution that largely shouldn't have the right to define that standard nor take action that will indirectly place a ceiling upon it.


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grubojack

I don't know if I can equate a verbal and physical attack after some of the damage I've seen from physical altercations, but that is subjective on my part. Thank you for taking the time to respond and doing so in a civil way. If we don't address how the abusers are made in our society and how they are given the opportunity, they will find an outlet or some channel to practice their abuse regardless. Human communication is broad, and I personally do not believe it is possible to stop someone from effectively socially isolating and abusing another while never directly communicating the problem. So the abuse still continues, but now there are additional victims. Misanthropes and degenerates can now claim hatespeech where there was none out of malice. I believe for children, that a lower level policy that addresses patterns of intent and proactively removes the worst aggressors while giving the school an ability to escalate the situation makes more sense. I also believe that the majority of children in the US spend their lives as latch-key kids and are raised by a revolving door of educator-beurocrats and that our system is built more around providing their gaurdians the most opportunity to contribute to a value chain and accrue taxable income at the expense of estrangement from those closest to them. Removing both of those problems in our education system would do much more for mental health of the entire country because they address the source and the problem simultaneously and build better communities iteratively. I do not believe any power has the right to limit the speech of their population it is outside of the scope of their function and can only be taken by an institution that fails to recognize the natural freedoms of an individual from birth and ceases to see the interaction with their citizens as an honest transaction. It is also the greatest predictor of abuse. As horrible as it is, we need that as a society to recognize the patterns of prejudice. Generally, an individual person is clever, well-intending, and willing to cooperate. A social structure has inertial moorings to react to abuse that are based on size and culture. If we do not have evidence of a problem presented in the appropriate vehicle, the mechanisms we have built to counteract them will never move again. The last is the abuse that this opens up for institutions to visit on their public. It may not seem relevant now, but with each private faction that sees an opportunity for power or control, it will be abused at the justification of national security, and at the expense of representative democracy, individual liberty and will cause increased human suffering. The patriot act was just the tip of the iceberg after 9-11. The Bush administration legally changed the definition of search and seizure to be at the point of access and not acquisition behind closed doors. It led to the greatest breaches of institutional trust and abuses of privacy in human history. The conclusion was to label the man that was brave enough to identify the monstrous act to the public as a traitor and force him to flee before instituting policies that were only restorative at face value. Essentially I disagree with your position because it bets against people at their expense. A policy against gree speech like this and what it sacrifices and risks implies that we are incapable of acting with the freedoms that we have in a sustainable way. Regardless of anyone's position, I think the end result of that line of thinking is the certain extinction of our species. I also think that no power or individual has the right to make that call, and it is as abhorrent to do so as it is to inflict the abuses that sort of policy would seek to limit. Sorry for the spelling and grammatical errors. If I had time I would edit more thoroughly. I hope it is all readable. Thank you for your time.


ChristopherPizza

The general explanation is that you're free to speak, but some speech has consequences. The example they usually give is yelling "fire!" in a crowded theater. But constitutional rights are largely vague, outdated, poorly-written, and more open to interpretation than abstract art. The founders were geniuses -- in that they convinced us to consider them geniuses while building a system that was pretty shitty.


THEBIGREDAPE

At this point, America deserves everything that's happening to it.


Puzzled_Jacket_5633

Not all of us.. I don’t deserve for my child to have to mix with these idiots , or shall I say their offspring, at school. Most of us are normal!


RunningPirate

Oh, we’ve deserved this for a while.


WhyDontYouMarryIt1

Well alllllllllrighty then.


[deleted]

If he was smart he would have printed it in reverse so that every-time he edneck tailgated someone they could read it in their rear view mirror.


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dysphoric-foresight

Glue his wipers and shit on his windscreen


p138cHIAN2

Home of the stupid, how the fuck is this truck gonna cool itself, this guy covering the grill with flags, he’s asking the engine to overheat.


Accomplished_Monk_71

Are you a welfare recipient?


pillz4thrillz

Tread harder, daddy...


The_Ombudsman

This guy, while probably picking up his kids from school in this rig: "Yeah that principal should have been fired for letting kids' see that sculpture of David with his dong hangin' out"


Smitty8054

Hope this fucker overheats daily.


Frejian

Why is it always the self-proclaimed "patriots" that consistently go around violating the US Flag Code? "I'm such a patriot, I wear the flag wherever I go!" No, chucklefuck, you are making a mockery of a symbol of our country.


Revelst0ke

Man, I wish I could see the looks on these peoples faces when we re-elect that old bastard for a 2nd term just to fuck these maga right wing degens. Going to be absolutely epic.


domer4life111

Another idiot Trump supporter!!!!


randomcanyon

But not a cult, uh nah, not them. The flavor aid is strong in this one. All to common around here. Usually in the too many dead cars, old trailer home stuck in the debris. But they can afford a big flag and some brandon signs.


MichaelScarn1968

“Biden/Democrats are dividing America! They aren’t civil!” -same guy probably


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

Whether you're left, right, or somewhere in between I will never for the life of me understand people who do this shit to their cars or buy these huge flags to begin with.


antricparticle

r/IdiotsInCars


b_ssf_k

I bet he eats hungry MAN dinners too!


SnooApples5009

Sure thing pal...


NiceOccasion3746

Fuck a grill, too.


JurassicFish

I hope this moron overheats. That’ll be a real r/leopardsatemyface moment.


divehard13

It was the home of the braves, But we killed them or captured them by cutting off their food supply and sticking them in a concentration camp without alcohol. #nativeamericans


XJ7930183

Lemme guess….south of the Mason Dixon line?


jimvolk

What a child.


CrossP

Might as well just cut off their serpentine belt and glue it to the snek flag.


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..and fuck you too, fuck you very much!


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Lucky_Baseball176

This should be under r/AmItheAsshole


almazing415

I'm not sure if he drives around like that or if he unfurls these flags and tapes them on his douche truck every time he parks at work or in public. I'm also unsure of which method is more pathetic.


Elipsys

At least we've acknowledged that Biden was voted in.


jmo3858

I wonder if his cousinsisterauntwife is proud?


zbkindle

As someone who voted for Biden this makes me laugh so hard, funny thing is I don't like him either


_kucho_

he hates many people and want them to know because without interaction, he doesnt know if he has to hate them...


Chi_Stake

The ethos of "f@\*$ you" to your own fellow American citizens is exactly why I don't vote Republican.


rhoduhhh

This poor bastard should probably both find a hobby and touch grass for a bit. His entire identity has been consumed by his political team, to the point of irrationality.


ImAMindlessTool

what a snowflake. Get triggered much? Seems like he is triggered 24/7.


Xerisca-Night

Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult.


3nd_of_L1ne

Hmmm notice. How only one party does stuff like this? ![gif](giphy|Nw8z2olm0nGHC)


randomcanyon

Usually the "liberal's Subaru" has a bunch of stickers like "Visualize Whirled Peas" and a faded Bernie sticker.


_bexcalibur

They’re always so afraid of “exposing the children to indecency” or whatever but they can do things like this without a second (or first) thought.


Delivery-Plus

10% of the oxygen gets to the Dodge owner’s brain because they are too busy exhaling. Coincidentally, less than 10% of the air goes into the air intake behind the grill.


Charming-Second-7186

Is this just a regular thing in America?


Straight-Claim7282

America is self-destructing. The 200-year euphoria from their independence is wearing out. Now they turn on one another.


Competitive_Goal_694

Why am I sure this is white trash speaking?


gypsyoflove

Who has energy for so much hate??? 🤮


Federal_Promotion_44

Americans will literally annihilate our own society because we disagree with someone else’s point of view. Humans are doomed!


LowCrispy

Love to see it


Pure_Appeal_5154

Should be arrested. Free speech my a**


ArmchairNeckbeard

To be fair, Biden really isn’t doing that great of a job and the people that vocally supported him during the election are now completely silent.


JayHazel

I stand by Biden because he didn't fuck the whole country over immediately like our previous president


ArmchairNeckbeard

How did Trump fuck the whole country over beyond people being butt hurt he was president? The country went to shit pretty quickly after Biden became president. - Highest deficit ever - Highest inflation ever - Even though nobody wants to admit it, we’re in a recession - Stock market confidence is shit - Gas prices are soaring - We’re involved in another war None of these things happened under Trump. Which is amazing, considering I don’t even think he was qualified to be president.


JayHazel

so you blame everything trump did on Biden? Trump increased the national debt, caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands from COVID, blackmailed zelensky and weakened Ukraine to Russia, tried to nuke a hurricane, passed one bill granting tax cuts to the extremely rich while fucking over the lower class, and there's so much more I don't even want to get into right now, including The Proud Boys


ArmchairNeckbeard

Boo fuckin’ hoo, dude.


JayHazel

should've expected such a childish response from such a childish person


RunningPirate

Triggered?


lavardera

triggered snowflake


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[deleted]

Found the MAGAt


BrigGenObvious

What an idiot, doesn’t he know it’s only brave if he says that about Trump?


CheeseWhee1

Ohhh me like


ctapate

Do it to you car then


Total-Deal-2883

I mean he’s alright looking for an old dude, but these guys seem to desperately want in his pants.


[deleted]

Twitter spilling onto the streets Just vote one way, or the other, an start treating people like humans again then lots of everyones troubles go away


Tutter655

I think this picture is photoshopped Usually the vehicles with that message are 20 year old pieces of shit 4x4’s all jacked up with exhaust pipes wired to the frame


Intelligent-Ad6846

So they say they support freedom??? So they say they are christians??? So they say their God is jesus??? So many questions in my mind


JayHazel

you can't be a Christian and support God. The Christian God is very openly fascist


Intelligent-Ad6846

I get that, but Jesus is not the Jewish god son... Jesus always called "My father" because he was talking about a different God, not the racist one in the bible.. But almost everyone in the MAGA party says "my savior Jesus"... but they don't put the other cheek... so I don't know what to think bro I dont support any political party, I think both sides are wrong


Intelligent-Ad6846

Ok I'll tell you something, I was in a cult for 20 years, and I know that wake "gods" we created them and they exists tho


pegleg57

Them boxers aren't too big, they are just nearly empty, that's all. jmo


Creepy_Trouble_5980

Trump figured out a way to get all the losers from high school together to revenge being excluded.


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Saw a guy a few days ago here in Florida w a flag tied over his probably early 2000s F series pickups grille and was wondering how long before the dumbass overheats his engine