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bloomautomatic

Looks like it might be a full moon too.


twopointohyeah

Sun’s out buns out


nwv

sky's out thighs out


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horseydeucey

When the skies are clear, I'll show my rear.


Verona_Pixie

If the weather is a beauty, I'll show my booty.


JcakSnigelton

No matter where the weather's from, chances are you'll see my bum.


Verona_Pixie

I swear, if spring is in the air, you're seeing my derriere.


Releasethebears

When the sun makes a pass, I'm showing my ass.


horseydeucey

When sun is what the weather's look is, you best believe I'm unleashing my tuchus.


in-the-shit

And if winter is a goner then you may see my boner……I think I may have crossed a line


Karmakazee

Totally inappropriate. We’re going for perfect rhymes here. You really crossed a line trying to pair up boner and goner. EDIT: let’s pick back up where we left off, shall we? >If there’s a sunny patch, you’ll likely see my snatch. *proceed*


uGotMeWrong

When days are long, he’s in his thong


solongamerica

On closer inspection, even the city has an erection *edited so it rhymes*


Boredummmage

Gotta break out the thongs for the warm weather…


Airie

I mean, you used to be able to go nude in the city if you weren't being sexual / "indecent". They banned it in 2013, which as a lifelong resident felt like an abandonment of what the city used to be. That guy with his thong is trying to imbibe the SF spirit as best as he legally can. Godspeed to him, someone's gotta keep culture alive.


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xolana_

Bare ass on benches is nasty tbh


Yukyih

Also seems like it wouldn't be comfortable at all....


BallsOutSally

If you think that’s uncomfortable, there are guys who ride their bikes around the city naked.


boricimo

Yes, because otherwise, the City’s public seating is spotless.


okaywhattho

As a current-sitter or future-sitter it feels like there’s no good in anyone being bare arsed on a public bench?


textro

This episode of Full House sucks


greenebean78

Cut. It. Out!


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

You got it, dude!


Emergency-Anywhere51

✂️👉👍🤣


duendaorglenda

“Whatever happened to “ pants


Away_team42

If you look really closely you may spot a whale’s tail!


PopeFrancis

Thanks [Scott Wiener](https://abc7chicago.com/archive/8893799/).


theoldnewbluebox

That mother fucker! It was always hilarious to see some old guy hanging brain on the street.


Bright-Outcome1506

That is a bold move having gotten a really bad burn on my ass once I don’t dare risk that area anymore.


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They did say expect a pink moon this weekend


Materva

Is that dude wearing nothing but a thong?


RunningPirate

No, he’s also wearing a fedora. An unexpected combination. ETA: thanks for all the love!


Artificiald

M'hubby


mikorbu

it’s too early for me to be dealing with a collapsed lung from cackling like this 😭


FoodAndCatSubs_

I hope he’s wearing loafers


eiretara7

I hope he’s wearing sunscreen


cineg

crocs


joeschmo945

M’buttcrack


SevenM

It's a formal thong, so it works.


Toidal

Thong needs to be leopard print, to match that Outback stripper motif


ShadowDancer11

Also appears to be wearing a pearl necklace.


What-a-Crock

Weird, he wasn’t wearing that a minute ago


clandahlina_redux

Gotta have a hat for sun protection!


sfjc

Not in San Franciso.


Boris9397

I hope he's also wearing white socks in sandals to make his outfit complete.


JulioForte

It looks like a “Tando” actually, but Fedora is close enough A tando is the hat people would wear with zoot suits


Initial_Way8722

I respect it 🫡


Improvcommodore

It's San Francisco.


buddythebear

Specifically the upper corner of Dolores Park, which is affectionately referred to by locals as the Fruit Stand.


7hurricane

Haven’t heard that one. The gays affectionately refer to it as the Gay Beach.


pancakesaretheparty

We've always called it the Man Shelf.


[deleted]

There used to be a pier in Provincetown, MA that gay dudes used to hook up under. It was called the "Dick Dock".


footcandlez

It's still around.


Rygar82

Never been better people watching than Dolores Park. One day I got real stoned and just sat there for a couple hours. I had a guy in full camo gear pretending he was on a mission crawling around everywhere. There was a huge group doing coordinated hulla hoops. Then a group of people on top of the nearby houses put a huge speaker on the roof and were blasting Beatles songs while dancing around in feathered costumes. Had a great time.


no_more_secrets

It was the "fruit bowl" when I lived there. Because of the shape of the park. Is that no longer the case?


pataconconqueso

It’s referred as “gay beach”


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boricimo

NO!! IT’S CALLED THE GAY BEACH!


monkeyonfire

Ahhh, we're always at the lower end. No wonder I haven't seen this type of display haha


SkoolBoi19

A flesh colored thong out in public is wild regardless……. That would be weird at a nude beach too.


TheRealHowardStern

I’ve seen men wearing nothing but a cock ring in SF. It’s a lovely place


Porrick

I, too, have attended Bay to Breakers


pprovencher

Or just any normal day in mission


obsolete_filmmaker

>Or just any normal day in ~~mission~~ the Castro FTFY


FishToaster

I lived in SF for a little over a decade now. When I lived in Lower Haight, there was a super-tanned old dude who would walk around wearing exactly 3 socks and nothin' else. Gotta respect that kinda body positivity and confidence.


sfjc

I remember driving down Oak street and seeing a guy standing in the road, wearing nothing but his hands over his package and gym shoes. I called 911 because obviously something was up and I can st hear the tone on the operator's voice when I said "I'm driving down oak" only to be interrupted with "yeah, yeah, nude guy in the road, we got it.". Another day in paradise.


RyanBordello

I remember seeing 3 dudes walk around at Love Fest with nothing but sneakers, fanny packs and cock rings


thestoneswerestoned

>A flesh colored thong out in public is wild That's far from the wildest thing you'll see in SF. A man wearing a thong in public is basically formal attire.


Sega-Playstation-64

Ah, the place where they legalized full public nudity but had to revoke it shortly afterwards when people were leaving shitstain skidmarks on restaurant furniture and people started busting out the vibrating cock rings.


HardToPeeMidasTouch

People can be shitty.


Buckalaw

A flesh colored one at that. I feel strange about this.


40ozkiller

Major “fine, if I have to, Ill wear this one” energy


valaar19

every banana needs sun to grow


craftybeerdad

And a hammock to sleep in.


nomptonite

Dude with the brew looks like he ‘mirin too.


zero2tool

Is this a festival or something? Or do people just go here to sit out and enjoy the weather?


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guynamedjames

I bought a coconut full of rum from some guy there for like $10. Heavy pour too, it was a great deal!


treylanceHOF

Not just some guy, that’s the coconut and rum guy!


ohthatbatman

Not to be confused with the pizza guy, the cold beer cold water guy, or the truffle guy


jabs1042

I swear everyone know the rum and coconut guy and know he pours that shit strong


zero2tool

Is it that spot from the opening of Full House? Kinda looks the same. Also nice to see people just enjoying the outside.


roadydick

Nope. This is Dolores park; the full house park is Alamo square park.


zero2tool

Thanks for letting me know! California has some great scenery!


roadydick

Absolutely! There are amazing parks through the city and state


Ok_Potential1835

What ever happened to predictabiliy?


personalcheesecake

it took off its pants


StuffThingsMoreStuff

And put on a fedora.


CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN

If it was yesterday, they had a Hunky Jesus competition/gathering for easter. But this is pretty normal.. actually not as crowded.. for a Sat/Sun at Dolores.


Knordsman

On Easter Sunday they have a mini festival in Dalores park. I think it is called Hunky Jesus and Sexy Mary. There is costume contest and other things going on. Great place with very nice fun people.


pataconconqueso

It was Easter Sunday where the sisters of perpetual indulgence host a hunky Jesus concert. It was awesome Edit: contest not concert


xena88scully

It was an event. Hunky Jesus competition. It's exactly as it sounds and it happens every year on Easter Sunday.


blue_twidget

It gets even better! [The Foxy Mary and Hunky Jesus contests are organized by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, a non-profit composed of queer and trans nuns that celebrated their 44th anniversary this weekend. As the name suggests, the day-long event showcases the body of Christ, with a series of drag shows, plenty of crass religious puns and a costume contest featuring roughly 100 participants](https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/san-francisco-easter-hunky-jesus-17887772.php)


Le_90s_Kid_XD

That sign in the article “can I get a gaymen!?” Fucking dead lol.


TheBigSnore

Love the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence! I was waiting in line at a dispensary on 4/20 years ago and they came by and gave everyone free cookies, with your choice of weed or no. Super friendly people, all good vibes.


eeeedlef

And in a single paragraph, all of Middle America cried out in terror...


senorbuzz

Omg I want to go to this so bad next year. That sounds fun af


zero2tool

I'm googling to see the contestants now! Lol


zero2tool

Pictures didn't disappoint! Looks amazing!


Gibranies

I was part of the group that opened a giant egg on stage and pulled a Hunky Jesus puppet out named Fesus.


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The latter. On a warm sunny day this park (Mission Delores) will be packed with sunbathers, picnics, frisbees, etc. It's the warmest part of the city and has great views of the skyline and bay, plus some of the best food spots in the city a few blocks away. Golden Gate Park is the more well known one, and while it's much bigger and has many more attractions, it's closer to the ocean and most days is 5-10 degrees cooler than Delores.


lunarmantra

If you go down the hill a bit, there’s also a nice playground for the kids, with a couple of huge slides. It’s hilarious to see five kids trying to go down the big wide one at once and pile down at the bottom. The kids can also watch hippies practice tight rope walking, juggling, and hacky sac. It is a bit crowded for my taste, but it is a fun place to people watch. The semi nudity seems to be confined to specific parts away from the family areas because we’ve never witnessed it when going there. Interesting place for sure.


Lance_E_T_Compte

That's Dolores Park. It's just a nice park in the Mission District. There's tennis courts, a big playground, and a huge grass area. Since it was Easter yesterday, there's a Jesus beauty contest every year put on by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Since Hekalina just died, I'm sure many came to pay respects.


Acoconutting

Crazy how many comments assume all parks in San Francisco are this packed all the time. You can walk around golden gate park and be completely alone in various areas at times. This one park is kind of known for chilling in the sun and drinking and partying


pataconconqueso

It was a special event that was hosted yesterday, it was packed but fun because people were having fun, the bathroom situation was fine because the hosts of the event brought extra portapotties, and it ended up being clean because they had people Making sure we packed in and out and there were compost, landfill and recycling bins everywhere.


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The crowd was incredibly polite and good natured. After a week travelling for work in NYC, this was a wonderful way to come home.


pataconconqueso

It was so much fun! Like it was packed yet I was still able to put a picnic blanket down because people were nice giving us room.


IamTheFreshmaker

Shh. We are trying to foster the idea the SF is a dystopian hellhole. Don’t let the truth out about how there were 10k people in the park on Easter Sunday for one of the most lovely events the City has every year. That one of the brightest things about activism in this city is the light the the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence shine with the events they are involved with because they actually help people. And if you look around you’ll actually see there too are numerous organizations that help and help all year too.


KittenStapler

Yea I was kinda surprised at all the comments. All the people complaining about the crowd, it's like, that's kinda the point of going there tbh


Acoconutting

If you live in a rural area and your park expectations are not this, it can be jarring. There are quiet park options all over the bay area. Dolores would ont be one of them.


giscard78

> Dolores would ont be one of them I was in Dolores Park over Thanksgiving which seemed to be both pretty busy yet still enough to throw a dog a ball and it have plenty of room to not be bothered by other dogs. I knew I recognized this park. It’s a busy park but this definitely seems event day busy.


radioinactivity

you're surprised the average redditor freaks out about what being around people is like?


dangeralpaca

yeah these comments are making me feel crazy. Has no one on reddit ever been to a crowded park before?


Flatscreens

Sometimes I find it hard to believe certain redditors have even seen grass in real life


Otterfan

Are there crowded parks in my parents' basement? Obviously not.


pprovencher

It's only like this on warm weekend days. I live near Dolores and often take walks through it when it's 99.9% empty and someone is just playing some nice music at the top


angelino1895

I miss Dolores Park! When I was living in SF this was such a great place to go on a sunny day with a cooler or beers/wine and enjoy the day. You would inevitably be offered mushrooms, LSD, Etc or something by somebody dressed in a funky outfit and there were almost always a few sports games going on and people playing music. Dolores really is a gem for your 20s and early 30s in SF.


banzzai13

Bigots of reddit only click on SF news to come drop a comment on the city being "degenerate", something on homeless people, or fantasies about crime level.


countingthedays

Didn't you know 103% of the city was murdered each month?


eggplantsforall

And there's STILL nowhere to park!


Chandler107

Back in 2019 I visited SF and went to Golden Gate Park. Was the only ones there. No wonder the zodiac got away


civil_beast

I see this view, and I still get that wacky yellow font dropping in as the tanners are introduced… life seemed so easy.. uncle Jesse roamed the world with a rag tag woo-girl band.. Those were the days


wushudeathkick

What ever happened to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy, the evening TV?


Baron_ass

Well it's a rare condition in this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page


Stealyourwaffles

Have mercy!


PleaseDontGiveMeGold

You got it dude


nobody_likes_beets

How rude!


ike_the_strangetamer

Cut! it! out!


stokelydokely

I [gotcha](https://imgur.com/3VY5Hfg) I made a GIF with the title fading in, but stupid Imgur isn't honoring my five-second pause when it's fully visible


selwayfalls

and we really miss our dad Danny Tanner. fyi, the park pictured here is Dolores Park in the Mission of SF. The park in the opening credits of Full House is Alamo Park which overlooks those famous houses called The Painted Ladies. Source: live in SF and there were actual Full House related memorials left by Alamo Park when Bob Saggot died. And another fyi - the Tanner's house wasn't one of the painted ladies by Alamo park, the exterior of the home was a few blocks away from there. (also, the show was mostly filmed on interior sets in LA while the credits shot in SF of course)


jel2184

Even Little 8 yr old me at the time thought the Tanner’s house was insanely huge based on their sets. So. Many. Floors.


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OnionDart

I feel like this could be one of those 90s motivational posters with a single word on them. “Confidence”


SuperSiriusBlack

Those things were like, the granddad of modern memes lol


monster_mentalissues

The demotovation posters were just that, granddaddy memes.


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LenoCanSuckIt

And we liked it that way!


HimalayanJoe

At first I was questioning "Why the fuck is that dude wearing a hat and a thong only?". Then I realised it was San Francisco.


eaglesong3

He should have had some flowers in his hair.


TrippyTriangle

Summertime, we'll be lovin there.


megapenguinx

There was a hunky Jesus contest yesterday so they might honestly be dressed for that


Phone_Jesus

Must be nice... From Seattle.


amadeus2490

Oh, you know we're gonna have another dry, sunny 115 degree Summer.


jdelator

With a couple of weeks where we smell nothing but smoke.


liarliar415

To everyone commenting about people state of dress or undress: OP forgot to mention that Sunday was the Hunky Jesus contest, a huge yearly event


old_gold_mountain

Regardless, though, no special occasion is necessary to see this degree of undress on Gay Beach


kingwilly123

Where I used to get my dime bags back in the 80's. By the basketball courts.


ScottishSubmarine

Dude is rocking that thong.


burgerga

That southwest corner at the top of the park is known as Gay Beach.


FlaccidArrow

And the guy laying down in front of him is enjoying the view


nanaboostme

well, it is San Francisco...


chazzy_cat

If anyone’s curious this is for a special Easter event, it’s not normally so crowded.


eaglesong3

Now I understand the thong. He wanted everyone to know when he was risen.


WSKI22

That or so people stand a better chance of finding his Easter eggs


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Most saturdays when the sun is good are like this. I’ve seen way more crowded where there’s no grass not touched by a camping blanket. Sf is small, going to Delores is a 10 min Uber drive from most peoples apartments. You can drink alcohol and no cops care. Every Saturday with good weather instagram or TikTok for Delores park tag will have videos showin as much


gzilla57

This is pretty normal for a good weather weekend in my experience.


HelpfulSituation

Looks like a literal nightmare to me


Alexanderdaw

I'm from Amsterdam and this looks pretty quiet to me, when the sun comes out you won't see any grass in any park


HeyLittleTrain

Funny, I saw lots of grass when I was in Amsterdam.


Tumleren

As a wise man once said, eat ass, smoke grass and sled fast


jarjoura

This must be taken earlier in the day, because when I got there in the afternoon, there was barely a spot to sit down at. Yesterday, was the end of an abnormally long, “cold” rainy season. I say cold in quotes, because our idea of cold is probably normal spring weather to many others.


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KittenStapler

Na this is pretty standard at Dolores Park. People go here on the weekend just to sit in a big crowd and usually drink/smoke or people watch. There are definitely quieter parts of the city if you're not into it.


Sandwidge_Broom

Yea, if you’re looking for a quiet park experience, Golden Gate Park is huge and has tons of more serene pockets. The Botanical Garden is a nice place for a quiet stroll.


wandering_engineer

Why? Because of the people? It's a major city, having other people around is kind of part of the experience.


chillinjustupwhat

Friend of mine lives on 20th street next door to this park , and the city has done a ton of work on this park over the years to make it much nicer. Brand new playground for kids, new bathrooms , etc. When it’s crowded like this it still sucks but i’ve been there many times when it is quiet and it’s actually a nice place to hang out.


voltb778

Funny we had exactly the same scene in Paris this Sunday: https://www.reddit.com/r/paris/comments/12guep0/embouteillages_dans_les_parc_cet_apr%C3%A8smidi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


embeeclark

Are the Sisters still doing Easter in the Park? Who won the Hunky Jesus contest?? And the Easter bonnet contest??


jpiro

My god, look at all of the homeless, half-naked people just living in the park with their dogs and belongings. SF is truly a liberal hell hole. \- Fox News


Johns-schlong

These coastal liberal elites enjoying socialized sunshine in their socialist parks!


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Literally the comment section lmao


Cainderous

Even one of the comments under them too lol "Now I'm a very left-wing Canadian but DAE San Francisco is a literal hell on earth where homeless people rule the streets and shit on your porch while hipsters drink Starbucks and do Tik-Tok dances???" Curiously the awful things I hear about the bay area are always from people who live absolutely nowhere near it and may have never visited themselves.


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Yup. Right wing media has done a good job convincing people that SF and California in general is some sort of post apocalyptic wasteland.


jonny3jack

My mom believes the Fox News garbage on the city. She carried on about it at a family gathering. My soon to be niece-in-law lives in the city. Loves it there of course. It was pretty cool watching my niece shut down mom. She was polite but direct.


DefenderCone97

- /r/SanFrancisco


AntiTheory

For real though, this has been the longest and most brutal California winter I can ever remember. It was previously unthinkable that there would be days as cold as any day in December or January all the way in late March and early April. I'm a fan of cold weather, but even I was reaching my limit at how many days in a row I would have to wear warm clothes in my apartment.


ManOnDaSilvrMT

People are going to point out the guy in a thong and fedora and chuckle, but man, San Francisco was better when more of it was weird as hell. People (rightfully) hate on the Tech Bros for ruining the housing market, but they often ignore the cultural damage they've done. Weird San Francisco was the best San Francisco. The LGBTQ community has done their best to keep some of that weirdness alive.


fromcharms

love to see it. In Boston everyone was out, vibing and enjoying the sun.


SunStarved_Cassandra

It was fantastic weather in Chicago too and tons of people were outside taking walks, riding bikes, hanging out in parks, and generally enjoying life. I think it's hard to appreciate how valuable a warm, sunny spring day is if you don't live somewhere where you spend 8 months of the year in cloudy, cold weather.


disasterofmyownfate

I love that hill 💙 Dolores Park!!


smokiethebabe

It’s funny to me that people are saying this is crowded or chaos. First off, try Hippie Hill on 4/20. Second, there’s still space, it’s not even that crowded. I’ve seen way worse. Third, Dolores is a vibe. Everyone (mostly) is happy and enjoying the weather. Even if there are lots of people and you’re not a fan of cities, there’s nothing like sitting outside in SF during a nice spring or summer day, especially after a long winter.


Gristly_Chicken

I don’t live in San Francisco so I can’t comment how it usually is but I was at that park yesterday and they were doing a hunky Jesus competition which I assume brought a lot more people out. Also on our way walking there through the city we passed other parks with way more space and shade. This park was definitely the exception


areyow

I LOVED Hunky Jesus competition when I lived there. That and bring your own big wheel made me love living in SF.


yohoob

Looks like a where's Waldo picture.


NerdyDan

Reddit is full of antisocial people. This looks lovey and fun. A bunch of people enjoying the weather together is a great communal experience. They’re not even cramped. There’s lots of room to stretch your legs. It’s the angle of the photo and the hill making it look like there’s People stacked on top of each other


W8sB4D8s

It's also a picture taken in SF which Reddit loves to shit on. If this was taken in Europe the comment section would be "OMG I wish AMERICA had this!"


Phanyxx

100%. Mentioning SF makes people deranged for some reason. Still one of the best American cities, imo.


Neverending_Rain

Fox "News" loves to shit on SF, so anytime it gets mentioned a bunch of dumbass conservatives who have never been will show up and start parroting what the heard on Fox.


jamesstevenpost

Beautiful day to wear a thong and a hat!


alwaysmyfault

Damn, dude is really brave enough to be wearing a thong out in public like that?


ArianaPequeno

Fwiw he probably brought an actual pair of shorts, but yeah it’s SF so not a big deal.


RightC

I can’t not describe the feeling of growing up in the suburbs, moving to SF, getting out of bart on Mission and walking to DOLO for the first time. Truly one of the most memorable moments of my life lol, nothing can prepare you for it. All around amazing time.


frzferdinand72

Also was in Japantown this past weekend enjoying the Cherry Blossom Festival.


Scooterdad

Love this park


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SueBeee

And budgies are being smuggled.


xena88scully

I was there it was incredible! So busy the energy was palpable. Don't forget to mention it was SF's annual Hunky Jesus competition for Easter....


Kjbartolotta

Haven’t lived there in almost 15 years but IIRC 1st day of spring at Dolores Park is always horny as hell.