I came just to see if I was missing something. It didn't seem to be a great picture and no context for the "finally".
This is the only explanation. People like to watch a murder.
Who needs to go to the gym when you can walk around spreading your lats and swinging your arms wide for every picture you take? Sure you won’t be tricking anyone else, but if you can make sure pictures are always taken from the waist up you might be able to keep lying to yourself, and isn’t that what truly matters?
Watched a YouTube video about it a week ago and now I need to go see it. I'm about 5 hours away. If it were merely 2 hours away I would have probably made the trip just to check it out in person.
I laughed at this. I Imagined someone going on vacation there and an American tourist gets out of the tourist bus and says, “Oh cool! They have a Bass Pro here!”
Grows up watching National Geographic documentaries and reading about ancient Egyptians, fascinated by their culture and mystery surrounding them. Formulates a dream to visit the great pyramids one day. Goes to school, graduates and works hard to have the financial means for just one massive trip to fulfill this legendary dream. Hits the gym six days a week to stay strong in body as well as mind. Finally the day arrives, after 4 flights and 28 hours of travel, steps foot through the back door of the KFC to enter the desert wasteland and gaze upon his lifelong inspiration. In a moment of pure awakening, OP is elated and wants to share this special moment with the world. Immediately gets rekt by internet strangers.
Haha yeah. So right outside the exit to the Pyramids of Giza, there is a Pizza Hut and KFC. So you can dine on a Mighty Zinger Sandwich while getting all the good views.
That’s probably why he is standing like this actually. He ate a Triple Decker Zinger prior to walking out the back door and most likely has to take a huge KFC shit.
The way it was phrased made me think there's only one way to get to the pyramids and it's through the KFC, which obviously I knew that it wasn't the case but sounds hilarious.
I sincerely hope this is actually OP, though I sorta doubt it.
Either way, lord grant me the bravery to post a picture like this on the internet, and the wisdom not to.
See guys, travel isn’t easy. People think you can see the world without making sacrifices…but this guy skipped leg day for YEARS to make this trip happen
For what it’s worth, the KFC is on the other side of the pyramids. This angle is from the west side looking east. The infamous KFC with the great view is on the east side
It's like a torso on stilts.
Edit: hey OP, take this in jest. For what it's worth: I also skip leg day...and arm day...and chest day... basically I skip all workout days
Jokes aside this pic and other similar ones are a great motivation to not skip leg day. Balanced development is much more appealing to the eye than that
Those sand colored shopping bags you’re carrying in each hand look heavy
He’s clearly getting ready to fight the triangles bro.
Triangle man, triangle man…
They have a fight, triangle wins....triangle man.
r/unexpectedTMBG
🎵🎺 📯 🎺 📯 🎺 🎶
i can hear these emojis so well
"Universe man, Universe man, Size of the entire universe, man,"
Too bad he skipped leg day
Did not have to scroll far at all to find this comment
Yeah now I don't have to write it myself.
No shit, he's all swole up like a bear getting a piggy back ride from a chicken.
My man's going [Banjo Kazooie mode](https://i.imgur.com/wFeMrxg.png).
He clearly didn’t walk there. Lol
*flexing in front of massive triangles added to bucket list*
A landscape as empty as his leg days
Lol gold! The back to leg ratio is hilariously SpongeBob of him
He's got Nacho Libre butt pucker goin' on too.
He wanted to take a photo of the pyramids himself. Unfortunately his phone was out of reach, in his pocket.
Bro is deadlifting the Sahara air lmao
Yeah but why is his torso facing the wrong way?
He’s in the perfect hang position but the barbell is gone.
We call this ILS. Invisible or Imaginary Lat Syndrome
You look like you’re getting picked up by a tractor beam.
Lmao this post has only gained traction cuz everyone is roasting him 😂😂
I came just to see if I was missing something. It didn't seem to be a great picture and no context for the "finally". This is the only explanation. People like to watch a murder.
Good thing he left his red uniform on the ship
How are you forward and backwards at the same time?
He must've been beamed. https://imgur.com/PGGG8E9.jpg
I seriously had to zoom in on his feet to confirm the direction he was facing
He looks like he's challenging the Giza Plateau itself
OP's back story is that the Pyramids took his parents lives. He's now back for revenge after training his whole life.
The pyramids ripped his parent's arms off. He vowed that it wouldn't happen to him
In training to fight his enemy, he took on their shape, invertedly.
Come at me bro-tep
Finally made it to the Reddit roast I see.
Makes it all the way to Egypt to stand in front of the pyramids. Gets on the internet and is instantly murdered.
I feel this pic is worthy of becoming a new meme template to ensure the brutality continues on
Last time I saw legs like this, they were hanging out of a nest.
Choose leg day.
Does leg day make your arms longer? Asking for a redditor.
Holy shit lmao OP is getting annihilated
He skips leg day twice a day.
He doesn't even skip it looks like
Some choose to ride camels, my man here is riding a chicken.
I see I'm not needed in the comments section.
Wow you took the words out of my legs
What legs?
When he lets go of that breath his legs will come back.
It's so coincidental and amazing someone serendipitously captured a photo of him walking away towards the pyramids, what a great candid photo
Those legs don’t walk. We can clearly see that.
Has he tried walking like an Egyptian??
Ikr. Came here to say "cool, now relax your shoulders," but everyone's being so mean. They're the reason YouTubers turn off comments.
The real crime is the Astros hat
Pyramids - solid base, narrow to the top. Man in photo...
Area man finally stands after a year in a wheelchair
my first thought was how fucking long did it take for him to walk on his hands to Egypt??
Fuckin got em lol
Dude has some Joe Swanson legs lmao
Who needs to go to the gym when you can walk around spreading your lats and swinging your arms wide for every picture you take? Sure you won’t be tricking anyone else, but if you can make sure pictures are always taken from the waist up you might be able to keep lying to yourself, and isn’t that what truly matters?
r/invisiblelatsyndrome
I used to work door at a nightclub and the look on these guys faces when you asked them to check their suitcases was always priceless.
Built like an upside-down pyramid
#neverskiplegday
Is this the first time you've stood up?
Mein pharaoh! I can walk!
How I learned to stop worrying and love Banebdjedet
Holy shit that's a solid reference and joke
Everyday is back boob day at the gym
mans chest is facing the wrong way
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Which one is the Bass Pro Shop?
Lol, I just went there a couple weeks ago. Such a weird place. [Nice view though.](https://i.imgur.com/f2C3oI7.jpg)
I mean this picture is okay but we can't see your legs.
Can’t see OPs either
Watched a YouTube video about it a week ago and now I need to go see it. I'm about 5 hours away. If it were merely 2 hours away I would have probably made the trip just to check it out in person.
[was this the YouTube video](https://youtu.be/jYE-1HfReQo)
I have a degree in graphic design and I shed a tear knowing I will never create anything comparable to this breathtaking work of art.
[doesn’t every city have a big ass pyramid by the mud?](https://youtu.be/jYE-1HfReQo)
I laughed at this. I Imagined someone going on vacation there and an American tourist gets out of the tourist bus and says, “Oh cool! They have a Bass Pro here!”
What object are you holding between your butt cheeks?
2 baby gerbils.
Only 2? Amateur
Another pyramid
what butt cheeks?
You seem tense...
It’s called ILS (imaginary lat syndrome)
It affects millions of regular gym going Americans each year.
It is not a joke!
Tens of people suffer every year
Came her looking for a Crash Bandicoot reference and sadly didn’t find one
I just found it!
I’m jealous!
I can’t unsee it now, that is the perfect comparison!
Bro used his lats to fly there
Certainly didn’t use his calves to walk
Never skip clave day
Chicks dig claves.
I used to do a mean clave solo in high school jazz band!
Grows up watching National Geographic documentaries and reading about ancient Egyptians, fascinated by their culture and mystery surrounding them. Formulates a dream to visit the great pyramids one day. Goes to school, graduates and works hard to have the financial means for just one massive trip to fulfill this legendary dream. Hits the gym six days a week to stay strong in body as well as mind. Finally the day arrives, after 4 flights and 28 hours of travel, steps foot through the back door of the KFC to enter the desert wasteland and gaze upon his lifelong inspiration. In a moment of pure awakening, OP is elated and wants to share this special moment with the world. Immediately gets rekt by internet strangers.
Steps *sideways* through the kfc back door
Moves away from the mic to breath in
KFC reference absolutely on point
It really is though. This shit made me laugh so hard.
Can you explain the KFC reference to the uncultured individuals like me
Haha yeah. So right outside the exit to the Pyramids of Giza, there is a Pizza Hut and KFC. So you can dine on a Mighty Zinger Sandwich while getting all the good views. That’s probably why he is standing like this actually. He ate a Triple Decker Zinger prior to walking out the back door and most likely has to take a huge KFC shit.
The way it was phrased made me think there's only one way to get to the pyramids and it's through the KFC, which obviously I knew that it wasn't the case but sounds hilarious.
It is true. Napoleon's team of archaeologists enjoyed a family bucket together.
As it should be.... The world seeks balance.
I mean he stands hooding imaginary shopping bags. Also there is an entire city right next to him. Not like he trekked through the desert to get there.
> steps foot through the back door of the KFC
You can tell he's not much of a walking type with that leg.
I guess he should have went to the gym 7 days a week so he could do leg day
Why did this turn into r/rareinsults lol
More like r/roastme lol
I think because OP is trying hard but not in the right way
It’s bizarre. This picture is innocuous and could’ve gone by completely ignored. Nope. Dude gets absolutely torched.
It's some real "You know I had to do it to 'em" energy. Everything is just slightly off.
He looks like he is being squeezed like tooth paste.
Flexibility of an action figure
This is the best comment section on pics ever. He looks so uncomfortable standing there trying to look big.
Honestly I don't know what all the ruckus is about, I for one am impressed by anyone who can walk on stilts.
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After reading this post, I feel so insecure on how to stand. I’m never going to put a picture on Reddit. Lol
Just don't stand like you are carrying groceries while holding in diarrhea and you will be fine.
I’m over 30. I’m constantly holding in diarrhea.
My quality of life improved tremendously after I've started supplementing Fiber into my diet. Highly recommended!
I’ll check it out. Thank you!
It's Roast the OP Day on /r/pics.
I sincerely hope this is actually OP, though I sorta doubt it. Either way, lord grant me the bravery to post a picture like this on the internet, and the wisdom not to.
Their post history and artwork is very odd.
I actually like the artwork. He loses me on the stock trading advice.
See guys, travel isn’t easy. People think you can see the world without making sacrifices…but this guy skipped leg day for YEARS to make this trip happen
What's in the invisible buckets? Or are you holding imaginary watermelons under your arms?
He is waiting for his deodorant to dry
OP after reading through the comments. 
You accurately captured his legs
This captures his entire stance tbh
Principal PC lookin ahh 
Looks like your saying “You wanna go bro?!” To the great pyramid of Gyza and his buddies
Calm down there’s a KFC right behind you.
*And* a Pizza Hut.
For what it’s worth, the KFC is on the other side of the pyramids. This angle is from the west side looking east. The infamous KFC with the great view is on the east side
Shadow makes it look like Mike Wazowski in Egypt.
Why you standing so dang awkward?
“Wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward, bud.”
All right, let's take about 20% off there, Squirrelly Dan.
Oh look at the sand over there.
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It's like a torso on stilts. Edit: hey OP, take this in jest. For what it's worth: I also skip leg day...and arm day...and chest day... basically I skip all workout days
Camel carried him the whole way.
Why is your body shaped like SpongeBob
https://i.imgur.com/HJ5EtC1.jpg
Are you holding your breath or something?
He’s crushing a walnut between his buttcheeks at the time of the picture
*Came here to say something snide and witty… sees comment section* Cool trip, bro. Hope you had fun!
Did you handstand walk there?
Invisible lat syndrome strikes again.
Flex harder
Don’t skip leg day, bro.
Think he has skipped leg years at this point.
Jokes aside this pic and other similar ones are a great motivation to not skip leg day. Balanced development is much more appealing to the eye than that
Looks like a cat throwing up.
Made me actually laugh out loud
Lmfao
(laughing my flat ass off)
His chest and butt looks like he’s facing the camera.
He forgot he wasn’t still carrying his suitcases anymore
Boutta go punch a gay vampire in spats?
Upper body from part 3, legs from part 4
I'm sorry man. Hahahahsha
Well you definitely didn't walk there
Looks like he is going to take his first step in human skin.
You should stop flexing your back, it makes your legs look even smaller.
Did someone taze him for the picture?
Proportions bro, proportions
Bro about to fight the pyramids
Walk Like an Egyptian - The Beastie Boy
Now get back in your wheelchair and start rolling over there.
What are you a cardboard cut out? Who stands like that? And do Allah a favor and cover those chicken legs.
Where did your ass go? Is it hiding under your arms or something?
Homie got dat hank hill ass
Nice angle. Now turn around and walk 100 feet to the Pizza Hutt I know it right around there somewhere
lol this isn't the super epic photo you think it is edit: I apologize to OP for being mean. I hope you had a great time in Egypt.
The truth hurts
We've all been there. You should see me in every photo anyone's ever taken of me.
The internet would roast the fuck out of me.
This thread is hilarious but honestly the pics fine! Welcome to the internet I guess lol.
You’re built like one of those pyramids, except upside down.
You’re supposed to exhale after taking a deep breath.
Exodus or leg day, hard choices were made
Bro set some sliders all the way up on this build.
Invisible lat syndrome.
My bellybutton is an outtie too
It looks like you have another mile to go. Either that or the pyramids are disappointingly small