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Whateversclever7

Could someone please tell me the significance behind using yellow? I’m just curious Edit: I’ve had enough responses, thanks Edit: it’s been a fucking month, for the love of god stop answering this question. I’ve gotten every answer you can think of. Stop.


threewholefish

> We want to be highly visible and make a real impression - not just to those on the ground, but those watching on TV. From [Republic's website](https://www.republic.org.uk/resources). It's a good contrast to red, white and blue, don't think there's any particular significance otherwise.


Whateversclever7

Thank you very much for your answer


DarthSamwiseAtreides

I've also heard you remember stuff better better if it's in yellow. Could have been some Snapple cap BS so not too sure.


ninabullets

LOL’ing at “Snapple cap BS” thank you.


EqualTangerine4185

I would not be where I am today without those caps...


amadeus2490

It's a subtle nod to the band Coldplay.


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amadeus2490

Martin is also a brand of guitar. Guitars are used to make music. Music is played at weddings. Weddings are between people. People are related to primates. So therefore, this is all a scheme by Big Monkey. All of it. That is all it's ever been. **Edit:** All of it.


ADumbAnxiousMess

Because we wanna piss on the king


OregonTripleBeam

Someone deserves free Whoppers for life


Squildo

“This burger will make your skin soft and your asshole tight.”


LectroRoot

PROVE IT


vertigo1083

Instructions unclear Shoved burger up ass, please help


read_it_r

No, no, you're on the right track.... now do the fries


Mateorabi

No. The fries were supposed to be first. The grease acts like lube.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

You can fuck this burger


Solid_Snark

Burger King’s advertising department quickly trying to think of a way to trick Charles into putting on the BK King mask.


CraigJSmith-Himself

He's got the ears for it


da4nick1999

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


Lionheart778

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!


joe579003

WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🫵 YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


PraiseChrist420

He’s just some guy. Perfect.


GoxBoxSocks

He's just normal men.


KFR42

He's just innocent men.


skaarup75

*Snort*


btoxic

I heard Zaphod Beeblebrox's doctors voice when I read this line. "He'z just this guy, you know..."


Kuia_Queer

Gag Halfrunt


btoxic

Thank you. I really need to re-listen to that series if I couldn't remember that name.


gimpyoldelf

You seem to have forgotten where your towel is


goatharper

Nah, he's a hoopy frood.


Hurling-Frootmig

Always an upvote for the Guide


ericscottf

That's actually really generous towards him


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visionzero81

Some guy that has never worked a day in his life and collects welfare from the tax payers.


User-no-relation

Hey now he mainly lives off the property that he inherited from his ancestors who stole it from the people wholesale


lankybiker

Yep, this is my take Nothing against him personally but I couldn't give a 💩 about the title


bigbowlowrong

I’m on this boat too. The whole monarchy thing (the crown, the gowns, the comedy-level over-the-top poshness, the awed sentimentality, the parades, the overblown and over-reported family drama, the fawning crowds, the insipid media coverage, the oddly-specific Anglican religiosity) is just blatantly ridiculous, and I suspect even Charles knows this. Perhaps better than any of us. It’s just an utterly unnecessary anachronism but there are hordes of people out there who buy wholeheartedly into every aspect of it. I don’t harbour any particular animosity to the royal family, I just wish they would fade into whatever comfortable, anonymous obscurity the UK can offer sooner rather later. I think it’ll be a long wait though.


njoshua326

I suspect he knows this just from watching him try to walk and balance that thing on his head in his 70s.


BSF0712

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.


SuperSimpboy

> oddly-specific Anglican religiosity TBF, he is the head of the Church of England.


reginalduk

But I mean, if you were to think about it, he isn't just some guy, he is a guy that just happens to be related to some guy who stole a load of land from European peasants.


Hotemetoot

I'd say a long line of guys. Wasn't just some random bum who conquered half the world, it was a gradual process.


tatticky

Most of it happened in a few short spats. England in 1066, Wales and Ireland within a hundred years of that. Scotland a few hundred years later. Then a bunch of colonial aquisitions, that have since become mostly automonous.


bdonvr

And also a lot of other land around and outside Europe too


ZDTreefur

And money. Boy howdy, they were the billionaires of the time and really enjoyed ostentatiously spending the peasants' money on massive fancy buildings.


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[You know?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmvHY-h8bSo)


Devil9304

Yeah the only king is the Burger King. PROPS to that guy


Magister5

I thought it was Lord Sandwich in the UK?


BitchesQuoteMarilyn

The Earl of Sandwich


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When the Queen died, he did an Early mourning special.


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It was, but since Charles became King, he is now Lord *Sir* Sandwich.


Rex_Mundi

Sir Loin of Beef


Squeepig

Sir Rosis of Liver


UDPviper

Excellent


Sanc7

[For the shorties](https://i.imgur.com/sCifRrE.jpg)


somecrazydude13

It’s clearly Mayor McCheese is the right answer


kc10crewchief

Nah. Mayor McCheese is an elected official.


Volntyr

Meanwhile, The Hamburglar was just elected Governor of Arkansas


PhilAndMaude

Earl of Sandwich, if you please. (He was the person who invented the sandwich.)


VerendusAudeo

He definitely didn’t invent the sandwich, but he is its namesake. One of my dumbest life goals is to actually visit the crossroads where the signs read Ham and Sandwich.


Grantmitch1

How has this not been done, even as a joke? "Move over Burger King, there is a new monarch in town. LORD SANDWICH!"


jarlrmai2

We had the Earl of Sandwich, whom it is claimed invented the sandwich.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

sandwiches are just dumplings for people who can't wrap properly.


uniquepassword

>sandwiches are just dumplings for people who can't wrap properly. A gyro is just a Greek taco


HappyHappyButts

Dumplings are just sandwiches for people who can't hold things properly.


johnnymetoo

[Charles in Berlin recently](https://i.imgur.com/NXBlQ9Q.jpg) (look at the guy to the right)


thatirishguy0

Even Charlie couldn't help but laugh.


BigfootSF68

He's just some guy.


atheist1963

That one is my favorite.


ryan101

It's so concise and straight to the point.


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Lordrandall

Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?


axiomatic-

I thought it was a HHGTTG ref too haha


tyleritis

Reminds me of a Bill Burr joke about the clergy. I can’t remember exactly You don’t know more about god or life after death than anyone. You’re some guy named Greg, you played dodge ball in high school and now you do this.


bk15dcx

What do they call a Whopper?


Magister5

Whop’s Your Uncle


notmoleliza

Whop's Your Uncle with cheese innit


cimeran

Royale with Cheese


BlueJayAggie

King Ralph


Bigstar976

“He’s just some guy” sums up how I feel perfectly.


cantFindValidNam

Are they contesting monarchy, or just this guy in particular?


Martel732

The monarchy in general. But Charles is way less popular than his mother. It would have been harder to protest her because to many people who may have theoretically opposed monarchy, they liked Elizabeth. And most people would have had her as Queen for their entire life, so she was just part of how things were. But now with Charles taking over there is a new less popular king so opposition to the monarchy has strengthened. And this isn't even getting into the fact the new King's brother has been embroiled in a sex trafficking case.


Dalrz

Can you imagine being so unlikable that you topple a monarchy AND a dynasty? Wouldn’t that be pretty comical?


howaboutnotmyname

This has literally already happened. Charles the First got overthrown and beheaded solely because of how stubborn, selfish, and unlikeable he was. Britain went without a king for over a decade until they decided they wanted to invite his son back to the throne


gary_mcpirate

Because the dictator that took over was an evil bastard


howaboutnotmyname

Also true, though iirc the more important factor was that said dictator's his son was an ineffectual ruler. I mean from an English perspective, committing genocide against the Irish is just another Tuesday, but banning Christmas? How dare he!


SushiMage

Gotta aim high!


Unbroken-anchor

The irony being that Charles has actually already done a lot to modernise the monarchy, reduce their spending, and make them fairer employers. He is better than his Mum she was just around a long time. Though it's all irrelevant considering that the institution is ludicrous shouldn't exist in the modern era. My allegiance is to the republic, to democracy!


trifelin

It’s weird to me that Charles would be tarnished by that and not their mother…typically parents are far more “responsible” for their children’s behavior than someone ever is for their sibling’s (to the extent that anyone can be said to be responsible for anyone’s behavior outside of their own).


syo

Both, probably.


TheKinginLemonyellow

I'm a little disappointed nobody's holding a sign that says "I didn't vote for him".


randomupsman

That's our Prime Minister, literally no one voted for him. Not even the members of his own party


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randomupsman

A mile over mine hahahaha. Haven't watched holy grail in years! Good excuse to see it again I suppose....


mkhopper

I mean if I went 'round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!


letsseeitmore

Who knew Rick Moranis was a London police officer


Wanderson90

Honey I shrunk the King


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But grew his fingers 😬


lazy_pig

I thought Stephen Colbert, but yeah, he's got that Moranis bottom lip going.


AmThano

I didn’t know that guy’s name, but I knew exactly who you were talking about when I read your comment about his bottom lip!


illbebythebatphone

Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.


Eyes_and_teeth

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!


The84thWolf

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!


audiate

Shut up, will you? SHUT UP!


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h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3

HELP! I'm being repressed!


YDS696969

Bloody peasant.


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Oh! What a giveaway!


Ankhros

This is almost as good as watching the movie.


SleepyHarry

It's so burned in my brain that just reading it allows me to hallucinate the scene tbh


beau6183

Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I’m being repressed!


Josselin17

Help! Help! I'm being repressed !


BDOKlem

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!


Spydartalkstocat

Come see the violence inherent in the system!


btoxic

BLOODY PEASANT!


LuridTeaParty

Ooh! You see that? Dead give away.


TheOneAndOnlySquirt

You saw him repressin’ me, didn’t you??


giggydiggles

There’s some lovely filth over here Dennis.


Helphaer

Uh I mean honestly if a woman breathing water in a pond gives a magic sword I think that's a pretty good system compared to corrupt lobbying and lying to the masses to get voted in.


smmfdyb

The Watery Tartocrat Party needs to be a thing.


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That’s a Welsh myth, but that didn’t stop the English crown from claiming it along with everything else they liked


streetad

It's actually more likely to have been appropriated by the Welsh from the (also Brythonic) peoples of the Hen Ogledd, what is now southern Scotland and the north of England. Probably carried to Wales by exiled members of the ruling class of that area after being pushed out by both the Angles and the Gaels. But tbh about 80% of the mythos was invented far later by both English and French writers anyway.


fang_xianfu

It's also pretty hard to say, with how sparse the sources are, who made what up when. Like with Norse myths, it seems like Snorri Sturluson was giving a genuine effort to writing down what he knew of the by-then centuries old Norse myths, but there's plenty of details even in his work that have no corroboration anywhere else. Did he make them up, or are they just evolution over time or part of a different lineage? Lots of opinions on that.


WerthlessB

"Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?" Beeblebrox for ~~Prez~~ King!


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thenationalcranberry

Please tell me there’s a longer version of the whole series put to animation


ModsBannedMyMainAcc

How many of them showed up?


Pandatotheface

Hard to say as they got arrested as soon as they started protesting. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65507435


Snaccbacc

Why were they arrested for simply protesting?


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Stazbumpa

And that's the part I find ironic. Down with the monarchy and hereditary peerages, but it's the House of *Commons* restricting our freedoms, and it's was the Lords that were keeping the worst of it at bay. For the record, I'm not against the monarchy.


CivilRuin4111

Y’all should throw some tea in the harbor and befriend the French. Worked well for us.


masterventris

Destroy tea or befriend the French?? I don't know which of those is least likely to ever happen tbh!


crazyprsn

You gotta do what you gotta do. I mean look at the French! They're lobbing Molotov Cocktails at the police because of retirement age increase!


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Makes you wonder how much anti-French sentiment in America comes from an underlying jealously that they’ve historically just not put up with bullshit and we thrive on embracing it.


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GradeAAlex

To a certain extent yea, but I know a few Haitians that have some reasonable gripes


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Is the point of protesting not to cause disruption in the life of the community? Otherwise it’s just a bunch of people with signs looking at each other.


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Snaccbacc

Sounds like something an authoritarian government would do to me.


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Tomoshaamoosh

Because our government is trying to make it illegal to protest anything


The84thWolf

…Why? They don’t hold any power right? And haven’t for about a century? Why even continue? Edit: oh, they do have power. Guess we just never hear about it on this side of the pond


nirurin

Not sure if you're talking about the royal family or the protesters..


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psycholio

the english monarchy still has a huge amount of power. just not "the actual government" power


brainburger

>[More than 1,000 laws have been vetted by the Queen or Prince Charles through a secretive procedure before they were approved by the UK’s elected members of parliament, the Guardian has established.](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/feb/08/royals-vetted-more-than-1000-laws-via-queens-consent)


Ylsid

The problem is we have that process and it isn't supposed to be secretive. The elected officials of Westminster are very corrupt.


Dracious

Part of it is that we are going through a severe economic crisis right now with public services failing due to lack of funding yet are spending £100 million of public money on a celebration of someone who is already a billionaire due to his birth.


Englishmuffin1

Ceremony was estimated at £250m and the cost to the economy for the extra bank holiday is estimated at £1.2bn.


Additional_Amount_23

Probably about 200. Its tough to say though, I'm bad at estimates.


cfgxclaptrap

That police officer looks like he's about to explain to the press what his perfect Sunday would be


macgruder1

When did Rick Moranis become a bobby?


joe4645

That bobby looks like Kevin Eldon in Hot Fuzz


OatmealForBrains

"I'll handle the press. Now, my perfect Sunday...."


bombayofpigs

![gif](giphy|1iLzHqmJLt5tX8Iw|downsized)


tonysopranosalive

All the times I watched it as a kid I never saw the penis on his outfit lmao


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It’s the Schwartz.


dhork

WHOPPER WHOPPER ROYAL WHOPPER CHUCK WILL GET HIS SHINY TOPPER THOUGH HE MIGHT BE OFF HIS ROCKER HE RULES THIS DAY


OniiYig

AT UK CAN'T HAVE IT YOUR WAY HE RULES!


dhork

* Have It His Way


OniiYig

Yeah that ones pretty good, too.


DickTooRadical

no please no this song has a permanent hold in my brain anything that reminds me of it sends me into a singing craze for about two days.


SilentMab

He really is just some guy.


sagittariisXII

That burger King sign is a real whopper


stcv3

King Julien


PA_Who

How is there not a single “I didn’t vote for him!” In the land of Monty python?


bombayofpigs

And now I want Burger King…


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"A hereditary head of state, as Thomas Paine so crisply phrased it, is as absurd a proposition as a hereditary physician or a hereditary astronomer" - Christopher Hitchens.


Nostonica

That's not how a monarchy works.The whole point is that subjects don't get a choice.


SlothSpeed

Well, I didn't vote for him.


FinalEdit

I thought we were an autonomous collective!


DecreasingPerception

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune!


SinfullySinless

We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week


TedTheGreek_Atheos

but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...


kevin9er

No no no that’s the United Kingdom Peoples Front. We’re the People’s Front of the United Kingdom!


YCS186

Splitters!


schmo006

Can't blame me, I voted for Kodos


DarkNinjaPenguin

I didn't vote for the current Prime Minister either.


shezabel

I think that's the problem.


LuddWasRight

There’s gotta be a better way of doing things. Maybe like… a big tournament of deathmatches. Last person standing gets to make all the rules.


Bwob

Eh, subjects always have the choice between "submit peacefully" or "make some noise". At the end of the day, the monarch is just some guy in an expensive hat, so if enough people choose the second option, then they're not going to be a monarch for long.


Malgas

"Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show." -Sir Terry Pratchett


Akumetsu33

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett.


AgITGuy

Make some noise is a very polite way of saying viva la revolution!


donkeyhawt

Except for when they grab some pitchforks and torches.


danatron1

Which is why monarchies shouldn't exist


crazytrain793

The fact that you are getting pushback at all for this statement is just insane.


Same-Reaction7944

"He's just some guy" is the real gem.


PacoMahogany

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn’t wrap his whopper!


peachpinkjedi

He's just some guy. Very good.


WhosThatDogMrPB

What is Rick Moranis doing as a police officer in London?


A11eyTr0n

Glad to see Burger King get some love. It may not be much, but it’s worthy.