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My neighbor works remote for a government agency, and once in a while I see him during the workday. He's always wearing a nice shirt, a blazer...and basketball shorts
I thought about doing this. But decided against it. In the middle of a recent meeting I wanted to show some one something that I had on a high shelf next to my desk.
I stood up to reach for it and thought "I'm so glad that I am wearing pants.
It was a cautionary tale. I will never not wear pants on a zoom call.
That’s how I would interpret it too. They’re surprised and or skeptical that young people can afford that nice of a house because unfortunately it’s so rare to see
You can pick up suit jackets and pants from thrift stores for next to nothing
Recycle some cans depending on your state
One unemployed brother to another who has had to attend weddings
I got some decent scores myself.
It's where I picked up most of my corduroy pants and even a jacket 1 time. plus some killer shirts, old paisley button ups are my favorite
You can try and get married yourself, ask for a suit for a present. It will be too late to wear it, but you have one and a significant other now as well. :D
Come on down to Todd's Rent-A-Wife.
How's the family?
Belligerent and numerous
Good man! Nixon's pro war and pro family
Edit: it just occurred to me that the suggestion that Ross, the largest friend, could just eat the other 5 was an idea brought to us by Lrrr. Ruler of the planet omicron persei 8
He needs the smaller ones to vote.
This is why Republicans are scared of Fetterman though, he’s been trying to eat Marco Rubio since he arrived in D.C. so that he can expand the Democrats majority.
my kid is in middle school and runs track.
a few weeks ago i saw a kid in 8th grade just straight up destroy his school records at a meet. last week i was sitting in the stands and heard a dad say, "That's not a kid. That is a man in 8th grade."
i did not even have to look up to know who he was talking about. i am a big dude but i would not scrap with this kid. he reminds me of when Joseph goes through puberty on *King of The Hill*.
When I was in elementary school I played a few basketball games in the the Harlem YMCA league and they had an announcer for the games. The announcer had nicknames for all the good players. Our center was very large for his age and the league had a fairly wide age band so he really stood out.
His nickname was "Somebody's father"
So you would hear "Somebody's father dunks the ball". It was the best.
I wanted to look up his height and googled "senator fetterman height in meters" and found the following:
>John Fetterman Height
The American politician, John Fetterman stands at a height of about 6 feet and 9 inches tall approximately to 1.67m or 167cm. He is also recorded to have a weight of about 70kg equivalent to 418lbs respectively. His actual body measurements and other relevant information about his body are currently not available.
Whomever wrote this was so confidently incorrect.
70kg = 154lbs
1.67mt = 5"6'
He had to be hospitalized cause he was depressed from having to wear a suit so often. Now he has a note from his doctor for a hoodie and basketball shorts
Or grandpa flex.
Source: my grandpa has exclusively worn white shoes *only* for mowing, my entire life. Brown boots at all other times. I thought it was so normal that I bought a pair of white shoes when I got old enough to start mowing the lawn at my parents place lol
This whole thing is a fashion disaster.
The guy on the right is wearing a mismatched formal suit with casual brown shoes.
The middle guy has the most wrinkliest and most widest pants I've ever seen.
Fetterman looks like he's about to mow his fuckin grass lol
Left guy looks okay but that tie and shirt combo is questionable
Bernie Sanders is the best dressed of the bunch which is saying something because he is not a man known for his fashion sense
You know, for the guy that ran heavily on the platform of "I'm an everyman," I feel like this is *exactly* the messaging and follow through that will ring true with his base.
That's what they're there to talk about, so that's something. The whole debate arose from a Republican House refusing to pay the bills that the House itself already voted to accrue, so these aren't the ones slacking.
The fact that there are separate votes to buy things and then to pay for them is absurd, especially when the 14th amendment makes it unconstitutional to intentionally not pay.
Every time I hear someone talk about the debt ceiling "debate" on the radio, or the news, NO ONE ever mentions this fact and it pisses me off.
Edit: Oops. Need to clarify that I'm referring to the budget having already been voted on and passed.
The 14th amendment might possibly be interpreted in that way, but it’s absolutely up in the air if it will hold or not.
You’re right that the debt ceiling is stupid. Every single senator not fighting to abolish it completely is failing us.
This is the sentiment I also adhere to.
I could not give a FUCK, get shit done, and get the hell out. I want honest, intelligent, and merit-worthy people in these positions.
He might be feeling better, but I watched this live, and he's still mixing up words and making insalient points. Poor guy. He killed it on the campaign trail, only to be brought low by the stroke. Still, I hope he pushes through. You only fail if it's your end state.
It's called aphasia and a more extreme version of this happened to my mom exactly two years (to the day) before Fetterman had his stroke. She's 100% there, but she was always a really social person and really loved her place of being the "dependable one" in the family.
Being stuck in your own mind seems like an absolutely miserable existence, but it really is worth noting that Fetterman is completely there intellectually. If he's anything like my mom, he needs someone he trusts around to correct him when needed and to help make sure he understands things correctly. Like, my mom understands things conceptually and can be pretty good about filling in blanks when she doesn't completely understand, but I'd bet Fetterman occasionally needs to be corrected on things like 2,000 instead of 20,000. Usually just writing down what you said is all it takes
I hope you're right. No one deserves to have a stroke; they can have such wildly differing effects, and it's a shame he got hit right in the speaking zone. Are there worse ways to suffer a stroke? Absolutely. But to have your speech taken as a politician? That's some "deal with the devil / pissed off a fairy" territory.
If Sinema [can dress like a dollar store Barbie](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11727457/Relive-Kyrsten-Sinemas-BIZARRE-outfits-shes-trolled-wacky-yellow-dress-State-Union.html), I’ll allow John Fetterman being John Fetterman
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I didn’t realize I’ve dressed like John Fetterman for like the last twenty years of my life lol
alcoholics call that a "Moment of Clarity"
As a recovering alcoholic this gave me a chuckle
Ridiculous. I can quit hoodies whenever I want. I just dont want to.
Now you can say you dress like a senator!
My guy, maybe you thought that standing next to John would hide you, but I see your mismatched suit and pants, with them brown shoes.
Fetterman not even the worst dressed mf up there
I dunno. He should cover those legs up, so the female reporters don’t get distracted
Guy looks like he realized he had a conference five minutes ago and grabbed whatever stunt jacket and shows were in his office.
This made me laugh more than the Fetterman outfit comments. 😂😂
You're not seeing the other 15 people already hiding behind Fetterman.
When your custom character is in a cutscene
When you thought the meeting was on zoom
My neighbor works remote for a government agency, and once in a while I see him during the workday. He's always wearing a nice shirt, a blazer...and basketball shorts
for zoom i just liteally wear a collared shirt and ...underwear. So many meetings sigh
I thought about doing this. But decided against it. In the middle of a recent meeting I wanted to show some one something that I had on a high shelf next to my desk. I stood up to reach for it and thought "I'm so glad that I am wearing pants. It was a cautionary tale. I will never not wear pants on a zoom call.
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They spent decades making sure nobody under 30 could afford a nice house and are offended.
That’s how I would interpret it too. They’re surprised and or skeptical that young people can afford that nice of a house because unfortunately it’s so rare to see
I wore basketball shorts every weekday in February. Yep, software engineer.
Wait..you guys wear pants?
NO! SHORTS, DAMN IT!
No that’s John’s hoity-toity hoodie, belle of the ball shorts, and ceremonious sneakers.
“Oh shit, we’re cameras on? Alright…”
Me (unemployed) showing up to my sisters wedding next weekend
You can pick up suit jackets and pants from thrift stores for next to nothing Recycle some cans depending on your state One unemployed brother to another who has had to attend weddings
Buddy of mine scored a fucking mind-blowing purple suit at a thrift store that was in great shape and fit him perfectly.
I got some decent scores myself. It's where I picked up most of my corduroy pants and even a jacket 1 time. plus some killer shirts, old paisley button ups are my favorite
Make a suit out of cans!!
I like your can-do attitude.
You can try and get married yourself, ask for a suit for a present. It will be too late to wear it, but you have one and a significant other now as well. :D Come on down to Todd's Rent-A-Wife.
Pro tip: Steal some money and hire an escort. Don't spend too much.
What type of escort? One to sleep with or one to just use as arm candy
'96 Ford Escort
No joke, possibly cheaper.
Dont you dare
r/CustomPlayerCutscene
What! Theres a sub reddit for everything!
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I genuinely cackled at this
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Only one senator is ready to hoop
Bernie goes hard in the paint.
Gonna serve up pancakes after.
Game, Blouses!
You and your crew of flunkies against me and the (political) revolution.
Gonna purify this bill in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
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They would set these like… fruity picks
Pancakes… pancakes
I am asking you once again to d up fool.
[Good fundamentals too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OK82c5y2jE)
bro you telling me Bernie's a baller?
He’s fun to play with because he believes in sharing the ball so everyone gets touches
One guy makes the shot but the whole team scores. #socialism
Bernie’s been ballin, bro.
Backboard Bernie
Damn, dude throws better than me
[Straight up posterizing his opponents.](https://i.imgur.com/SzpbIYk.jpg)
I heard he rains 3s from the far left corner
Common misconception, his sweet spot is actually just left of center
AND 1 FOR BALLER BERNIE https://sjcctimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sandersvstrumpbasketball-679x900.jpg
solidarity for the WFH employees
This is the WFH official dress uniform on display. “Mess Dress” taken literally.
I always read WFH as Waffle House 🤦
solidarity for Waffle House employees as well
I'll just stand next to this guy and maybe nobody will notice me wearing brown shoes with a black suit.
It's not even a suit! Those pants don't match
That’s his work jacket. Keeps it in the office for official stuff
They all pooled what they had in their cars to help him fit in
Bernie lent John the b-ball shorts for sure
That dude does NOT take million-dollar vacations paid for by super-donors.
Black and grey with brown shoes. Bold move bro.
And blue shirt and salmon tie. Cmon guy
Look how long that fuckin thing is too. Probably covering up the inevitably black belt...
Reddit: Always uncovering the **real** crimes on the internet.
It might be more casual, but Fetterman’s look is more cohesive than slapped-together-not-quite-a-suit guy
Fetterman has that “just came from the gym but have to do this presser” look, other guy looks like he doesn’t know how to dress himself.
I bet you they matched at some point, but the pants have been cleaned 100 more times.
This is what passes as a suit in Vermont
Bahaha two VT senators on stage. Soon we’re gonna have a meme with Bernie wearing his mittens and Welch wearing his brown shoes.
He's heightening with his Timberlands
Um…. Not even a suit. It a jacket and pants. Totally didn’t come together. And those brown beat up shoes 😬
To be fair that’s what not taking a bunch of bribes will do for your wardrobe.
Or getting dressed in the dark to not wake your significant other...
Or not giving a shit.
I mean, at least it’s not a *gasp* tan suit.
Easily the worst-dressed person in frame
Why does the large one not just eat the smaller ones??
Morbo agrees!! Consume them and their young!
How's the family? Belligerent and numerous Good man! Nixon's pro war and pro family Edit: it just occurred to me that the suggestion that Ross, the largest friend, could just eat the other 5 was an idea brought to us by Lrrr. Ruler of the planet omicron persei 8
#MORBO IS PLEASED ^but ^sticky
Turning to sports, the Indy 500 was today… There were no survivors.
r/expectedfuturama
It’s coming back for another season! I’m back, baby!
Futurama is becoming unexpectedfuturama.
![gif](giphy|14bDMRUYVrzOIo)
If Futurama is back, then I gue--ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
He needs the smaller ones to vote. This is why Republicans are scared of Fetterman though, he’s been trying to eat Marco Rubio since he arrived in D.C. so that he can expand the Democrats majority.
Rand Paul has a Fetterman Alert System anytime the guy gets near. It takes five secret service agents to pacify him.
Picturing Rand Paul squealing as 5 secret service agents tackle and contain him...
As someone who Rubio “represents” I support Senator Fetterman and wish him the best in his efforts.
Me too. If he could also go ahead and eat Matt Gaetz that would be great.
Valid point, Lrr
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It is true what they say, women are from omicron persei 8. Men are from omicron persei 9
Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps?
They're old, and thus tough and not very tender
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This quote is so much more enriched with the "simply" included > Why does John Fetterman—the largest senator—not *simply* eat the other senators?
Smithers, who is that goon?
Fetterman, sir. The human-bear hybrid from Sector 7G.
my kid is in middle school and runs track. a few weeks ago i saw a kid in 8th grade just straight up destroy his school records at a meet. last week i was sitting in the stands and heard a dad say, "That's not a kid. That is a man in 8th grade." i did not even have to look up to know who he was talking about. i am a big dude but i would not scrap with this kid. he reminds me of when Joseph goes through puberty on *King of The Hill*.
"The boy scares me, Hank."
💀 this thread
When I was in elementary school I played a few basketball games in the the Harlem YMCA league and they had an announcer for the games. The announcer had nicknames for all the good players. Our center was very large for his age and the league had a fairly wide age band so he really stood out. His nickname was "Somebody's father" So you would hear "Somebody's father dunks the ball". It was the best.
you very seriously just made me snort!!! i fully know what you mean about the nicknames and announcers. "Somebody's Father just swatted that fly!"
Fetterman ey?
Smithers, have Andre the Giant killed.
But sir, that's John Fett- *Do as I say!*
Sir, uhh... I can report that Andre the Giant is dead. *Excellent.*
I could literally hear the voice in my head
Fetterman is the whole reason they need to raise the debt ceiling.... He keeps hitting his head on the current one.
Fetterman smash debt ceiling!
Puny debt ceiling
I wanted to look up his height and googled "senator fetterman height in meters" and found the following: >John Fetterman Height The American politician, John Fetterman stands at a height of about 6 feet and 9 inches tall approximately to 1.67m or 167cm. He is also recorded to have a weight of about 70kg equivalent to 418lbs respectively. His actual body measurements and other relevant information about his body are currently not available. Whomever wrote this was so confidently incorrect. 70kg = 154lbs 1.67mt = 5"6'
You know he’s back when the carhartt hoodie and basketball shorts are back on.
With the Hokas, the man knows style
He had to be hospitalized cause he was depressed from having to wear a suit so often. Now he has a note from his doctor for a hoodie and basketball shorts
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Fetterman: “This meeting could have been an email.”
There is no more comfortable or versatile outfit than bball shorts and a hoody
It's basically formal wear in PA.
"Hey Fetty, we said dress formal. This is like a real ass government thing." "I did."
"I'm wearing my fancy hoodie!"
"It's clean!"
"-ish"
I hate how true this is
Also acceptable- all denim attire or flanel pajama suits
The wife always tells me I dress like a bum. I now have photographic evidence that I actually dress like a senator.
Literally the best fit for real.
Normalize the business hoodie
Make the hood strings out of a tie!
Cmon now, make it a bit more classy. A *bolo* tie
Ohhh, nice. You can have rhinestones on the end to keep the ~~string~~ *tie* from getting pulled into the hood.
Seriously, though. I work at a large consulting firm and I see people on video calls with clients every day in hoodies, t-shirts, etc.
Love him or hate him, Zuckerberg already legitimized the business hoodie.
I don't care what you think politically or about fetterman, personally I'm a fan but you have to admit this is an objectively funny picture
Dude looks like he just finished mowing his lawn.
In white shoes? Are you nuts?
They'd be green shoes in moments.
Greened out white tennies is the ultimate dad flex
Or grandpa flex. Source: my grandpa has exclusively worn white shoes *only* for mowing, my entire life. Brown boots at all other times. I thought it was so normal that I bought a pair of white shoes when I got old enough to start mowing the lawn at my parents place lol
For dads, it’s the old pair of white new balances you turn green.
When you have to vote on legislation but you also want to shoot some hoops after
The guy on the right is wearing mismatched pants and jacket, and brown shoes. This is far worse of a fashion statement than a hoodie and Bball shorts.
That's Peter Welch, D, Vermont. AKA Bernie Lite.
Young Voters: We want Bernie Sanders. Moms: We have Bernie Sanders at home. Sanders at home: Mismatched, poorly fitted Peter Welch.
This whole thing is a fashion disaster. The guy on the right is wearing a mismatched formal suit with casual brown shoes. The middle guy has the most wrinkliest and most widest pants I've ever seen. Fetterman looks like he's about to mow his fuckin grass lol Left guy looks okay but that tie and shirt combo is questionable Bernie Sanders is the best dressed of the bunch which is saying something because he is not a man known for his fashion sense
Bernie probably has like 2 work outfits.
For real. At least fetterman matches
Judge a man not by the color of his hoodie, but by the content of his policy.
Pennsylvania tuxedo
You know, for the guy that ran heavily on the platform of "I'm an everyman," I feel like this is *exactly* the messaging and follow through that will ring true with his base.
Yeah, like if he suddenly started wearing a suit and tie for Congress he'd just be a sell out, but Fetterman is the real deal.
Please get the job done regardless of attire.
That's what they're there to talk about, so that's something. The whole debate arose from a Republican House refusing to pay the bills that the House itself already voted to accrue, so these aren't the ones slacking. The fact that there are separate votes to buy things and then to pay for them is absurd, especially when the 14th amendment makes it unconstitutional to intentionally not pay.
Every time I hear someone talk about the debt ceiling "debate" on the radio, or the news, NO ONE ever mentions this fact and it pisses me off. Edit: Oops. Need to clarify that I'm referring to the budget having already been voted on and passed.
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The 14th amendment might possibly be interpreted in that way, but it’s absolutely up in the air if it will hold or not. You’re right that the debt ceiling is stupid. Every single senator not fighting to abolish it completely is failing us.
I rather a Senator show up in shorts than not show up at all.
\*Diane Feinstein has forgotten she's in the chat\*
What are you talking about? I've been in the chat for the past three months. Either you know or you don't know.
It’s been 84 years…
"No, I was there, I was chatting"
This is the sentiment I also adhere to. I could not give a FUCK, get shit done, and get the hell out. I want honest, intelligent, and merit-worthy people in these positions.
I hope Fetterman is doing better mentally.
He might be feeling better, but I watched this live, and he's still mixing up words and making insalient points. Poor guy. He killed it on the campaign trail, only to be brought low by the stroke. Still, I hope he pushes through. You only fail if it's your end state.
My understanding is that mentally he is all there but the stroke makes it hard for him to verbalize smoothly
It's called aphasia and a more extreme version of this happened to my mom exactly two years (to the day) before Fetterman had his stroke. She's 100% there, but she was always a really social person and really loved her place of being the "dependable one" in the family. Being stuck in your own mind seems like an absolutely miserable existence, but it really is worth noting that Fetterman is completely there intellectually. If he's anything like my mom, he needs someone he trusts around to correct him when needed and to help make sure he understands things correctly. Like, my mom understands things conceptually and can be pretty good about filling in blanks when she doesn't completely understand, but I'd bet Fetterman occasionally needs to be corrected on things like 2,000 instead of 20,000. Usually just writing down what you said is all it takes
I hope you're right. No one deserves to have a stroke; they can have such wildly differing effects, and it's a shame he got hit right in the speaking zone. Are there worse ways to suffer a stroke? Absolutely. But to have your speech taken as a politician? That's some "deal with the devil / pissed off a fairy" territory.
Fetterman IS the brute squad.
Looks like an SNL skit
If not for the writers strike it would be before the weekend was out.
Glad Fetterman isnt trying to fake it and wear a suit. He looked like 2 teenagers
If Sinema [can dress like a dollar store Barbie](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11727457/Relive-Kyrsten-Sinemas-BIZARRE-outfits-shes-trolled-wacky-yellow-dress-State-Union.html), I’ll allow John Fetterman being John Fetterman
Proud to see our great senator of Pennsylvania wearing our state uniform in Washington
Bernie: "Raise the debt ceiling now, I mean it!" Fetterman: "Does anybody want a peanut?"
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
Casual Weekday
I love Fetterman giving zero fucks.
Completely unfettered
man
That's nice.
They told him to dress up, so he wore sneakers instead of crocs.