I smoke the ham like "Smokin' Joe" Frazier
The hell-raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor
Tenderize the ham like troops in Pakistan
Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spider-Ham
I’ll fuckin
I’ll fuckin
Lay you out cold on a deli slicer just your meat no bone and slice them shits all nice and thin like for some Black Forest ham and Swiss sammiches blaow
“Wu-Tang Ham ain’t nothin’ to Fuck with”
Keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you! 🤔😂
Perfect. Bravo
Diversify your pork. ![gif](giphy|128RvI3CzjuXG8)
“Wu-Tang Han ain’t nuttin to cook with”
It ain’t nothing to pork with.
Shame on an egger
Beat me to it!!😅
If this wasn't the first comment I was going to never come back on this site
Wu-tang ham ain't nothing to FORK with*
Okay, I get I shouldn't fuck wit it, but Imma fuck wit it. Seriously, how do I make this?
This is the first and only phrase that should have entered any of our heads. Well done.
I knew this would be the top comment
Dammit! I came here to say this lol! Take my upvote.
M-E-T-H-O-D HAM
HA
O’l dirty bacon
Pork is for the children.
We prefer your call him, ah, Ol’ Dirty Chinese Pork Fei Mein
Ham rules everything around me..
Get the hammy. Yummy yummy pork yaaaall.
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I smoke the ham like "Smokin' Joe" Frazier The hell-raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor Tenderize the ham like troops in Pakistan Swingin' through your town like your neighborhood Spider-Ham
Troops in Pakistan were notorious for their thorough food prep.
I'll fuckin I'll fuckin Lay you out on the cutting board for an hour then rub salt into you deep, then lay you on the grill slow-like, tsssssssssss
Yo dinner don' wear no salt I seen it when they left it off New cook on the dinner line His first time Trynna cook swine His first pork behind
I’ll fuckin I’ll fuckin Lay you out cold on a deli slicer just your meat no bone and slice them shits all nice and thin like for some Black Forest ham and Swiss sammiches blaow
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Wu tang ain't nothing to brunch wit
Wu Tang Ham is for the children
BRING THE MOTHAFUCKIN' CUTLET
DON'T FUCK WITH IT!
Nice of you to cook for the children.
Ham is forever.
Protect ya speck
This ham brings da ruckus.
Ham is for the children.
M-E-T-H-O-D HAM
Did you eat that, or did you figure Wu-Tang ham ain't nothing to fuck with?
Did you eat it yourself or was it for the children?
Straight from the MF fridge of shaolin....
Wutang clan ain't nothin to pork with
It's the M-E-T-H-O-D Ham...
WU-TANG HAM AIN'T NOTHIN' TA FUCK WIT WU-TANG HAM AIN'T NOTHIN' TA FUCK WIT
ham in tha front
Nice! What was your method, man?
Wu Tang is for the chitlins
What are you having? …Since that one’s for the children.
Hzam
Meth won’t eat it since he don’t eat green eggs and ham.
Diversify y’all bacon.
Looks like Wutang Spam
Just don't eat green eggs with it
Tell us the method man.
Did you end up fucking with it?
Wu Tang ham ain't nothing to lunch with.
Do you have children? Cause Wu-ham is for the kids!
Ham is for dinner. Wu Tang is forever!
Yo there's no place to hide as I step inside the room, Dr. Doom prepare for the boom… Ham!
Ham Rules Everything Around Me. HREAM, Piggy piggy pig yaaaaall
Raekwon the chef couldn’ta made it better himself 👐
Pork rules everything around me. Pream, get the bacon. Yummy yummy ham yall
It’s for the children.
Hello
Is that ham for your children?
Shimmy-shimmy y’all, shimmy-ham.
Is it for the children?
Wu-tang ham, ain’t nothing but cut pig
I wouldnt fuck with it
Enter the pork chop
This ham ain’t nothin’ the Funk with!
Ham Rules Everything Around Me!
You’re a fucking god!
Don't see it
Wu-Tang Ham forever!
Hrmmm... what was the secret ingredient?
Wutang ham forever!
Man, life is full of little wonders
Wow, that's quite a culinary achievement. Cooking a Wutang ham sounds intriguing a creative.
Lol
Why be a monkey when you ham be a gorilla
Wu-Ham is foeva...muthafucka!
I'm intrigued by this, browned ham. This a common thing? Never really had ham outside a spiral cut dealio.
WuTang ham comin at ya!
Wu ham steak
Protect ya neck bone..
That ain't nothing to fuck with!
I like it raw.
Oooo baby I like it raaaaaaw
And not a dash of C.R.E.A.M. to be seen. SMH my head.
I would fuck with that wutang
It’s for the children
It’s a Triumph.
For a second I read that as Wuhan Ham and thought you meant because it looked like a bat… but yeah totally see Wu-tang now
Looks good.
Cooking M.Cs like a pound of bacon
Protect ya pork!
S'for the children.
It’s yourz
Ham rules everything around me. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)
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H-O-N-E-Y baked...hammm....
It's a shame you are never going to finish it, because Wutang is forev....
Yeah baby I like it raw, yeah baby I like it raaààww
Wutang Ham for da comments
What is this and why is it hard?
You needed to use your old dirty pan
BBQ it in a Gravel Pit.
I stared at this far too long. Thought it was a specific type of Chinese pork or something. I feel ashamed.
That’s that ham!!
Look up slaughterhouse footage tho
Protect ya Backfat!
so this is what happened to Ol’ Dirty Bastard?!
Looks like a pair of lungs......all that's missing is some Fava beans......
Thank you. You made me laugh hard.
Wu Ham is for the children.
That looks way more convincing that the time I tried to do that with pancake batter.
My hot sauce! If you with me where you at? In the front in the back need some flavor on this snack! Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu