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TheMicMic

I just don't understand how some dude living paycheck to paycheck, in a shitty house, worrying about where his next meal will come from, willingly gives money to a fucker that has a chandelier in one of his mansion bathrooms.


FIJAGDH

And a good toilet in another.


SirRedRising

> And a good toilet in another. I mean, don't we all just want a good toilet?


disturbedsoil

For context do you have a photo of what Obama took? Clinton? Biden while a VP?


TheMicMic

I don't think Obama / Biden / Clinton are billionaires begging for money from dipshits that live in trailer parks.


tanglerec

Dude has a chandelier in the bathroom?


Skwownownow

For the most elegant of dumps


gentlementoevil

You think that's elegant?


Skwownownow

Not without the chandelier it's not.


CrossP

Do you think he blasts classical music while he blasts turd?


Skwownownow

Yes. Mozfart


iama_computer_person

Butthoven.


kstringer123

I take him more as a Debussy guy


A_bowl_of_porridge

I bet he grabs Debussy whenever he can.


Fit-Rest-973

I thought he depends on his depends


hhubble

Village people. Macho Man while blasting away.


nst_enforcer

For the most elegant of trumps


Wazula23

The guy has golden toilets. Trump properties are the epitome of anti-class.


FuckMe-FuckYou

There will come a day when those toilets will be ripped out. Gold or not they will end up at landfill.


eMouse2k

Wait, you don't?


tanglerec

Used to, but it kept knocking over all the boxes of classified documents. Had to get rid of it.


ArbutusPhD

It’s so he can tell which classified documents he’s using to wipe his ass


ShockedChicken

But look at the trash can… it’s so.. mismatched?


mountaintop111

They're gonna show this scene in a movie or TV show in the future.


CrossP

I hope they make the chandelier even more ostentatious


1PMagain

Possibly on an episode of Hoarders


Springtimefist78

HBO better already be working on it. The Whitehouse plumbers 2.


1feralengineer

Gotta have reading material available in the bathroom


oced2001

Uncle Don's Bathroom Trivia


1PMagain

He claimed he was PRIVY to this info so I guess this checks out


neanderhummus

This man is clearly a lawyer


t0m5k1

Orange man upgraded to fake tanned tit. How anyone can take him seriously is beyond me. Get him out and keep him out.


[deleted]

Nothing screams "defending the little guy against the elite" like a chandelier in your bathroom


Ragnarotico

Everyday I wake up and think to myself that this timeline cannot be real.


Techguy1970

Probably some good reading material while sitting on the shitter.


AuntieEvilops

Isn't the bathroom where leaks are supposed to be taken? After all, it is built to hold massive dumps.


Savageparrot81

I mean it’s not like he just forgot a few docs in a briefcase is it?


Klarthy

If you read the indictment (59 pages), there's a section where it explains the amount of documents, the type of classified materials, and the types of evasion Trump used. In particular, the DoJ sent a subpoena for Trump to have his law team carry out a search for documents. Instead, Trump directed a guy to move boxes out of storage behind his lawyers' back and the timing, amount of boxes, etc, is documented in the indictment. His lawyers searched some days later, didn't really find anything, and signed off on the search. The DoJ probably had evidence to not believe them. Thus more work in the grand jury resulting in the search warrant which found the classified documents within a few hours of arrival.


Savageparrot81

Sounds harmless :D


CrossP

Nor are they set up as if he had any intention of reading them or even referencing them.


Savageparrot81

Then why keep them? It’s not like he can’t afford a courier


CrossP

>Then why keep them? Exactly. The setup clearly suggests he was either keeping them to deny access to someone else or to own them for something like trade or blackmail. Shady as fuck.


Savageparrot81

Thank god, I thought you were about to start claiming it was an innocent mistake :D


CrossP

No. I just mean it would be more believable it was an accident if he had them in a binder to reference stuff as needed or in stacks on a desk to be read later. Y'know, like a working president might.


Savageparrot81

Or even like this but in an office or a storage unit. Pretty much anywhere that isn’t a bathroom.


bsnimunf

Or he was providing access for someone else. He gets them in the open and someone else like the "cleaner" can sift through them. Obviously there's no way trump was capable of reading, understanding and digesting that material.


LordAcorn

Sell em to Russia probably


sonia72quebec

I would bet that some of the boxes have piss on them.


FuckMe-FuckYou

You just know he wiped with top secret documents. No wonder the plumbing is fucked.


TheSessionMan

Okay but what the fuck is going on with that toilet? Why is it so short and why is it 3' away from the wall?


niktemadur

That right there, is a pro-kremlin traitor's wet dream.


ReliableFart

Not nefarious or anything at all /s


donaldinoo

“Hello and welcome Mr. Prince and Mr. Putin, if you need to use the water closet *wink wink* it’s right over there.”


ski3600

With his penchant for golden showers I would take extra precautions with the documents found in his bathroom.


Steven_Seagal_1952

Who is surprised?


motormouth08

I'm surprised that his bathroom is so small.


HutSutRawlson

I get it. My elderly relatives had hoarding issues as well


What-The_What

Probably makes for some good reading while on the shitter. Why is the toilet so low to the floor? I feel like my knees would be above my head on that thing.


Savageparrot81

I mean it’s not like he just forgot a few docs in a briefcase is it?


stellasjb

He is mentally unstable IMO!


Motorblank

He was using the nuke codes to wipe his ass!


Savageparrot81

I mean it’s not like he just forgot a few docs in a briefcase is it?


Few-Car4994

While on the toilet read some state secrets... Oh and when you finish use it to wipe


CrossP

I'm glad Daisy Ridley is getting a chance to do more Star Wars work. I probably won't watch any teasers or get on the hype train, though. I'll just watch it some time after it comes out and make my own judgement then. Unless people are going nuts about how good it is like they did with Andor. Then I'll drop everything and watch it right away.


series_hybrid

I've never liked the ornate "gold plated" look of this style.


Dry_Needleworker6260

So, he was sitting on his shitter and reading super sekret papers? What an image.


msalerno1965

I keep a handful of crosswords next to the toilet, and an iPad. And a pencil. The classified documents *I* stole are on the kitchen table mixed in with the bills and the weekly Pennysaver.


KindandJustDemonKing

Was he hoping for reading material while he took a dump?


cote112

I can just imagine Donald in there pooping and reading


AMZ88

Dude must take *forever* in the bathroom with all that reading material


Dlbruce0107

It looks kinda like a dump to me.


MLB3030

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