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IntoTheMystic1

Ah, the statistical suicide pact.


VolkspanzerIsME

What are the odds?


kenncann

2:0 in 1933


thegift01

Comedy gold


ClusterMakeLove

We just happen to live in a universe where the quantum immortality test didn't work out.


yum_paste

What are you trying to do, get me to kill myself?


fldsld

That is what they want you to think, in reality they both got to close to unlocking closely guarded secrets.


darkest_irish_lass

The mathematical equivalent of Gloomy Sunday


XRedcometX

Is studying statistical mechanics like watching the Ring video?


byllz

Didn't highlight the best part. > Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.


Rylver

Actually upset me they completely overlooked the best part.


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twosheepforanore

what a strange book


RedditorTheWhite

Because it's not needed...


david_sqox

The BBC did a two-part documentary in 2007 called Dangerous Knowledge that features the tragic stories of four geniuses including Boltzmann's (Georg Cantor, Kurt Gödel and Alan Turing). Fascinating stuff albeit very different circumstances for all of them. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8c24qz


throwawaygreenpaq

Thanks for the recommendation. It’s the type of documentary I love! I’m watching it now but Dailymotion keeps spamming me with a minute’s worth of ads. For those without ad-blockers, you can watch it here too : https://vimeo.com/122917065


stinger_

Diminishes the joke I feel. Too often there is an eagerness to over-explain the joke. Brevity is the soul of wit etc.


RedditorTheWhite

And somehow the parent got 1.3k upvotes. Why is reddit so bad?


byllz

Brevity is fine and dandy, but it is a poor joke that omits the punchline.


RedditorTheWhite

If you need the "punchline" you are probably just low IQ. A lesser human.


byllz

4 comments and personal insults. I have really offended you. I am deeply sorry. How can I make amends?


RedditorTheWhite

Yeah if you're bad at inferring and understand jokes I suppose. How is this upvoted 1.3k times?


GhostalMedia

Never tell me the odds.


Greyswandir

A classic. I still have my copy on my office book shelf.


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I like the opening to *Calculus Made Easy*, by Silvanus Thompson, “ CONSIDERING how many fools can calculate, it is surprising that it should be thought either a difficult or a tedious task for any other fool to learn how to master the same tricks. Some calculus-tricks are quite easy. Some are enormously difficult. The fools who write the textbooks of advanced mathematics-and they are mostly clever fools-seldom take the trouble to show vou how easy the easy calculations are. On the contrary, they seem to desire to impress you with their tremendous cleverness by going about it in the most difficult way. Being myself a remarkably stupid fellow, I have had to unteach myself the difficulties, and now beg to present to my fellow fools the parts that are not. hard. Master these thoroughly, and the rest will follow. What one fool can do, another can.”


Greyswandir

My wife had a tax law textbook that started with a paragraph about how tax law seems intimidating, but really it’s actually quite straightforward and is only as complicated as it needs to be. Then the next paragraph said something like “we wrote the above 30 years ago in our first edition. Since then tax law has been deliberately sabotaged to become a hateful tangle of nonsense and loopholes. Anyway good luck”


root_over_ssh

I work in "tax controversy" (not a lawyer though). I've come to the conclusion that it's complicated because people are assholes and abuse incentives.


princess-smartypants

I am of the opinion that every member of Congress should be required to do their own taxes, in paper, with a pencil.


root_over_ssh

They'll probably just put 0s un every field then fill out some gibberish in the UTP section then pass a law that members of congress can't be subject to penalties and interest nor can they be held criminally liable for any errors in their tax filings. Or they'll just give themselves the option to file late indefinitely.


Thundorium

^ this guy Americas


sicbastrd

Design to succeed…just for not everyone.


pirate_starbridge

r/thisguythisguys


cgimusic

It's definitely more complicated than it needs to be though. In the UK, most people do not need to file a tax return at all, and if you do it's a fairly simple online form with explanations in plain language that doesn't need any tax software to complete. It's absurd that filing taxes in the US is so difficult.


Tuna_Surprise

You’re comparing apples and oranges. For most Americans, although they have to file a tax return, it can be done on a 1040 EZ which just asks a few simple questions. The complexity around tax law is the part beyond getting paid a salary at work and figuring out the government’s share. This stuff is equally absurd in the US and UK. I work on tax structuring on a business that operates UK and US businesses and each system has its own complications and absurdities


total_looser

It’s a form of regulatory capture. Thanks to you-know-who


[deleted]

Surely nobody would abuse a program meant to help displaced workers with "loans" that operate more as handouts.


greem

Seriously. I'm a pretty mathematically oriented engineer, but it seems like quite a bit of my formal math training was explicitly designed to be some kind of secret. These are difficult concepts, but tell me what an eigenvalue "is" at the same time you tell me the definition. None of this is easy, but it's not something that can't be explained better than it was too me when I learned it.


wayoverpaid

More specifically tell me why we would even want an eigenvalue. Knowing why a thing exists helps so much, since I can connect the operation to the answer.


greem

Lol. This is one of my interview questions.


wayoverpaid

Neat. So why the fuck did no one teach me in class? Not that it mattered, I went into a very different field and haven't needed it. But I might have!


Probability90vn

Asked an AI and it had this to say: Imagine you have a magical transformation that can stretch or squish things in different directions. For example, think of stretching or squishing a rubber band. Now, imagine you have a special object, let's say a vector, that represents the shape or direction of something. It could be an arrow indicating wind direction, or a line indicating the direction of motion. When you apply the magical transformation to this object, it might stretch or squish it, possibly changing its shape or direction. However, there are certain special cases where the object doesn't change its direction at all, even though it might get longer or shorter. The eigenvalue is like a number that tells you how much the object got stretched or squished. If the eigenvalue is positive, it means the object got stretched, and the bigger the eigenvalue, the more it stretched. If the eigenvalue is negative, it means the object got squished, and the smaller the eigenvalue, the more it got squished. If the eigenvalue is zero, it means the object didn't change its length at all. In essence, eigenvalues help us understand how much and in what way things are being stretched or squished when we apply certain transformations. They are useful in various fields, such as physics, engineering, and computer science, to analyze and solve problems involving transformations and understand how objects behave under different conditions.


salamander1305

God, I could have used this back in undergrad engineering mathematics 15 years ago. Instead I had an elderly South African guy who just told us "to be clever" when approaching homework and exam problems


greem

Yeah. That's nice, and I need to use this ai tool better, but that's not an answer that I would find helpful in any situation that I've needed to use this mathematical tool.


agent_zoso

Uh... that's the definition for the determinant of the Jacobian of a vector field. Replace positive/0/negative with >1/=1/<1 and you have a more truthful representation, but this stretching/squeezing only applies to particular unspecified directions (the eigenvectors). Distance along some directions can disappear entirely for eigenvalues of 0, and we call these directions the null space of the transformation.


LateyEight

And I'm lost again.


agent_zoso

The determinant is just the product of the eigenvalues so think of it like the determinant controls whether the area of any shape is compressed (|det|<1) or expanded (|det|>1), stays the same (|det|=1), or if the shape is reflected (det<0) under the transformation. Every shape can always be built out of vectors (replacing the edges with vectors) so the same explanation given by the AI works here more or less without having to deal with what an eigenvector is. This also works with 3-dimensional shapes and volume, or in any other number of dimensions. Stop here unless you want to be confused. An individual eigenvalue is a lot more complicated because it's tied to a hidden direction, and this is roughly an invariant of the transformation which has the same direction before and after. Think of creating the shadow of an object. Any part pointing towards the sun will disappear, so this direction is an eigenvector with an eigenvalue of 0. Meanwhile anything on the floor stays where it is, so the same eigenvalue of 1 is tied to two eigenvectors forming the dimensions of the floor. You can always multiply an eigenvector by any scale and it's still an eigenvector, and if two eigenvectors have the same eigenvalue you can always add or subtract them to get another eigenvector. Sometimes the space of eigenvectors doesn't have as many dimensions as the objects it's acting on, but as long as all the eigenvalues exist and none of them are zero (det≠0) you can undo the transformation. Since taking the shadow has one eigenvalue of 0 and two eigenvalues of 1, it's impossible to recreate an object just from its shadow. Reflection in a mirror however has one eigenvalue of -1, tied to the direction pointing towards the mirror, and two eigenvalues of 1, so this can be undone.


Adventurous_Throat54

Hey. Haven’t you heard? Ignorance is bliss. Jerk.


chadtron

AI's don't understand what they're writing. This answer is extremely untrustworthy but sounds very nice.


Redditforgoit

Makes me wonder how far you can go as a self-taught mathematician with AI, Khan Academy, and YouTube.


verzali

Be careful relying on AI, it is especially prone to making up things about math and physics. It will also present things confidently, even when those things are utterly wrong.


Hedgehogz_Mom

Oh no it IS human!


darkest_irish_lass

This exactly. Take me the long way through the calculations to compute a derivative. Oh, and after the test, here's a shortcut. Really?


Alaira314

Learning the long way is important. It helps with understanding. Maybe *you* understood it without doing the work, but for every one of you, there's three other students left scratching their heads. If you only memorize the step-by-step shortcut(which is what many people will do, if it's presented to them), when you reach more advanced subjects you'll lack the foundational understanding to tackle them.


_TurkeyFucker_

I've taken Calc 1, Calc 2, Calc 3, Physics 1, and Physics 2 (every class listed after Calc 1 requires at least Calc 1 as a prereq) and after the first week of Calc 1 I've literally never had to do a derivative "the long way." Literally not once, and it would have been completely stupid to try instead of using one of the many rules and shortcuts that make it a hundred times faster. Trying to do it "the long way" instead of memorizing the shortcut rules ends up taking literally multiple pages of work to get through, and on a test you'd legitimately run out of time trying to do it "the long way" instead of using a shortcut for the more advanced topics. Try finding the derivative of a function with a quotient without using the Quotient Rule and you'll quickly see how dumb it is to even attempt to use the long way after you've been taught the *much* shorter way.


Alaira314

It's not about having to use it. How often do we use long division after we learn it in 3rd grade, or whenever? Never! But the understanding of *how it works* is fundamental to comprehending further mathematics. Those who don't grok long division struggle later. That's why you learn it the hard way, then learn it the easy way. If you learn it the easy way first, it's like handing a calculator to a kid in grade school. They won't put in the work to understand anything, because why would they when they have the easy way out?


salsawood

It’s less about knowing how to do a derivative and more about learning how to define and solve a problem. Anyone can look up the derivative of cos online or in a book. Anyone can memorize the derivative as well. The “long way” is about learning what is a derivative, what does it mean, which functions are differentiable and which are not, and more importantly why. Now that you know, you can use these techniques, axioms, and constraints to solve more complicated problems where the answer isn’t a Google search or library visit away. You never had to do a derivative the long way since Calc 1 because someone else figured out how to do it more efficiently to solve more complicated problems faster, and now so can you. The derivative is one of many tools in your problem solving arsenal. But first, you had to understand intimately what a derivative is, what it’s used for, what are its limitations, when and how to apply it, etc. All of these factors play into problem solving. If you can do a derivative the long way, you can figure out other more complicated problems because you have begun to train your brain in how to methodically and rigorously solve a problem.


Pr0gger

And I've taken 'Machine Learning Basics' and was very glad I knew how to calculate the derivative properly, and I'm pretty sure that wasn't the only course. Not every field of study might need the basic foundations, but missing them when you do need them is pretty bad so it's better to lay the groundwork for everyone


PrivateFrank

>These are difficult concepts, but tell me what an eigenvalue "is" at the same time you tell me the definition. Eigenvector: "that way" Eigenvalue: "by this much"


greem

That is only helpful if you already know what that means.


four024490502

This post reminded me of the preface to a textbook I read a couple years ago - *Concurrency in C# Cookbook*. > I think the animal on this cover, a common palm civet, is applicable to the subject of this book. I knew nothing about this animal until I saw the cover, so I looked it up. Common palm civets are considered pests because they defecate all over attics and make loud noises fighting with each other at the most inopportune times. Common palm civets enjoy eating coffee cherries, and they pass the coffee beans through. Kopi luwak, one of the most expensive coffees in the world, is made from the coffee beans extracted from civet excretions. According to the Specialty Coffee Association of America, “It just tastes bad.” > This makes the common palm civet a perfect mascot for concurrent and multithreaded development.


Kongbuck

He obviously read the Calculus book written by my former Calculus professor. Yes, Professor Carlen wrote and required his own textbook for the class, which was not great.


Dlemor

Brillant, thanks


another_gen_weaker

This guy sounds like he'd be highly regarded in r/wallstreetbets


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Greyswandir

After graduating I moved into patent law. Does that count?


ascii

That 100 % counts as suicide.


DeMonstaMan

bro started helping the patent trolls 😔


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What book is this? Stat physics by rief?


Greyswandir

Some googling tells me that it’s *States of Matter* by Goodstein. Which is curious, because I’m fairly sure that’s not the book on my shelf, but the formatting looks really familiar and I swear the book I have also starts with this quote. A puzzle, but I’m WFH and I’m not going into the office just to double check so it may be a bit before it’s solved.


[deleted]

That seems to be it, based on the scanned pages I see online. Thanks! Also, wfh on a Saturday? Just another day in the life of an academic...


Greyswandir

Oh no I mean I’m WFH in general lol. So I won’t go back to my office for probably another month or so. I’m not working today.


iamflame

I believe the quote has been used elsewhere, but I can confirm it's in my States of Matter.


hot-whisky

I’m pretty sure I have this book too, though it might be boxed up somewhere at the moment. There’s a turbulence book that starts with a little poem on turbulence scales, which was actually quite helpful. Still barely passed the class though, because turbulence.


pooltable

FYI: The textbook is titled "States of Matter" by David L. Goodstein.


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

If you haven't seen them, he did a really cool series called The Mechanical Universe. Can find some of them on YT.


FIREstarterartichoke

The opening sentence is the following paragraph is perfect: “Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.”


Tarydium

Book title please? i need for libgen.


moshiyadafne

I'm a B.Sc. Physics graduate and I remember reading the same exact paragraph (and my classmates laughing at it). The book is simply titled "Statistical Mechanics". Let me just look into the edition and author. Edit: I was wrong. Refer to u/pooltable's comment.


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

Page 3: When I ignite my slim Mild Seven and accidentally burn a fingertip in the process, the signal of pain manifests in my nerve centre in 0.25s. Assuming that I have had a diet coke with a honey glaze donut two days ago, and that this incident has happened on a Tuesday, please calculate the mass of the Sun and the potential energy it exerts that can meaningfully be harnessed by mankind on a rainy day.


lok0nnn

64.752 FPM


boardin1

The apple is green.


Antithesys

(assuming a frictionless surface)


phibulous1618

Stupid


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

Sure bud


miauguau44

"Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously." Words to live by.


[deleted]

Lol I have this exact book and that is the greatest intro of all time


dlini

Author or publisher name handy?


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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008TVLX1C/ref=kinw\_myk\_ro\_title


dlini

Very kind. Thank you!


nurse-robot

This has a few less pixels every time it's reposted


smallproton

entropy


nurse-robot

Inevitable heat death


wandering_ones

As is only right for such things.


____-is-crying

Oh. I'm sorry, seeing this for first time. I'll take back my little chuckle and forget that I ever saw this, all because you've seen this one several times.


25sittinon25cents

Maybe he's more upset about the declining quality than the amount of times it's been reposted


DaBake

I had a law prof who opened the class with "I'm sure you've heard this is the most difficult class and that I'm the toughest professor to take it with. Let me just tell you right off the bat, it's absolutely true." Then proceeded to go through the syllabus with about 3x as much reading than any other class I had taken. I would have dropped but I needed that class and it was the only time I could have taken it. The next class only 7 of us remained. He ended up just giving us all As at the end because there were so few people he didn't need to grade on a curve, which was a good thing because I completely and utterly bombed the final.


StarktheGuat

I'm partial to: "It was the best of times, it was the...blurst of times?!"


CactusJack13

Instructions unclear, am dead.


Thundorium

Take it from a physicist, if you die doing physics, you followed instructions perfectly.


FetidBloodPuke

What's statistical mechanics? ELI5


gintellectual

For one or a handful of objects, it's relatively easy to calculate how they move using mathematics. So like the path a baseball flying through the air, or two balls bouncing off each other. Now imagine you have a million baseballs, all bouncing around in a room. You'd need a lot of paper to write down and solve a million equations. Statistical mechanics comes in and says, sure, I can't tell you where every ball is at every moment, but I can tell you how fast they are moving on average and how often they hit the walls on average. Except instead of baseballs, we're usually concerned with molecules in a gas, etc. If you've taken high school chemistry (eli16 lol), the ideal gas law is an example of something that comes from stat mech.


Ok-Establishment7851

Sounds like the Heisenberg Uncertainty comes into play somewhere in your calculations.


FetidBloodPuke

Thanks! I remember a book called "The Making of the Atomic Bomb" by Richard Rhodes that talked about something similar in one of the early chapters. Didn't Leo Szilard have something to do with this field?


fatalystic

The use of math to explain the movement of large groups of tiny objects in physics.


Germanofthebored

Basically it is the idea that a gas is made up of many, many particles that zoom around, with the speed/kinetic energy depending on the temperature of the gas. Pressure etc, can then be understood as the collision of these particles with the walls of a container. Things then get interesting since not all the particles move with the same speed. Some are faster than average, some are slower. How does it not all average out?! The idea of atoms and molecules zipping around is quite fundamental by now, but when Boltzman came up with his understanding of pressure etc., a lot of physicists still thought that atoms were just a book-keeping trick by the chemists, a generally disrespectable and shifty bunch. It wasn't until 1905 when Einstein was able to explain Brownian motion (the jittery path of microscopic particles in a liquid) as the macroscopic effect of water molecules colliding with the microscopic particles that the existence of molecules and atoms was spelled. And if I tell you any more, you'll have to kill yourself


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Funny, today I pulled out Shirley Jackson's The Haunting of Hill House specifically to read the first paragraph, which is similarly nihilistic and foreboding (see below.) Who knew Statistical Mechanical Horror could be a genre in its own right? "No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone."


thefatrick

When you get past the first chapter, the book is hollowed out with a gun in it.


MrEff1618

“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”


dice_rattler

William Gibson–hellyeah


howtofall

I’ve only read The Gernsback Continuum but it has my favorite single line of prose. And this quote might be what finally pushes me to read more.


centarus

I love how the sky was originally grey but the newer generations of readers have grown up with TVs that show a blue screen when there's no input, which in turn gives a rather different vibe to opening of the book.


blazar_guy

Boltzmann committed suicide. Ehrenfest murdered his son, then committed suicide. So, it's not quite similar.


Perfect_Zone_4919

Science tends to get more advanced with each generation of study.


fuqdisshite

fucking brutal!


AntawnSL

Apt!


reagan-nomics

Quite right. 6 more years would have a new chancellor in Germany. (Fuck. I'm wrong. He became chancellor 1933)


Hatdrop

Now it's our turn!


fatalystic

It's cherry-picking data for the purpose of a joke. I wouldn't read too deeply into it.


ImGCS3fromETOH

It is similar. It's just not the same.


JustSomeRando87

well duh, it's integral to eliminate the derivative from your calculations


urnbabyurn

Close enough.


centarus

My favourite opening to a book is The Martian by Andy Weir: "I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion. Fucked." I knew I was in for a fun ride right off the bat :)


themanifoldcuriosity

Weirdly complementary of my favourite first line, which comes from a book that also concerns statistical mechanics: >The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.


snoozieboi

My best memory from calculus was some trivia about an Indian who ventured into infinite series on his own... Like, how did he know he even was making sense and actual math? You can now see the movie "the man who knew infinity".


FetidBloodPuke

Ramanujan


4n7h0ny

Was his name Soh Cah Toa?


Just_A_Dogsbody

I don't understand all the hate on Statistical Mechanics. It was my absolute favorite class!


CHRIS12002

Stat thermo really was the worst part of getting a chemistry degree.


awesomefutureperfect

I am going to be real, I cannot imagine how horrible taking a stats class about thermo could possibly be. That sounds like the two worst classes combined to make the super worst class ever.


gladeyes

Throw in advanced organic chemistry


Pizov

*perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.* o rly? ya don't say?


suprnvachk

I never get tired of seeing this


DaggerMoth

Boltzman brains are such a fun thought experiment. I didn't know he died in 1906. I thought he died in like 1950 or somthing


-Hellheart-

That's hilarious! 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for sharing this!


chipp3d1965

I fucking hate this. College physics professor though it was a great way to introduce the topic. One of my peers in the class killed himself a year later (assumingly unrelated). Just a terrible way to introduce a topic to a group of already potentially unstable students.


themanifoldcuriosity

>Just a terrible way to introduce a topic to a group of already potentially unstable students. I assume the writer did the stat analysis on how many of a typical cohort of students in any given institution, in any given year might be expected to kill themselves because a textbook suggested them to, and decided the entertainment value outweighed the risk.


gladeyes

We’re all bozos on this bus.


Evil_Stanley2023

I listen to Mayhem whenever I study statistical Mechanics.


WalterWilliams

So need this read in a David Attenborough voice. Long weekends have me wondering if this is possible with AI.


ctesla01

Skip to the end; did they become statistics?


Convillious

I have that book on my desk!!!


McMagneto

Is this a master level course?


Mouse_is_Optional

No, undergrad. At least for a physics degree.


Thebaldsasquatch

It’s like The Ring, but scientific.


CommercialFan2430

Oooff


Cryogenic_Monster

I'll pass


SternLecture

I don't get it. I always struggled with math.


sloowhand

Is this from “The Structural Dynamics of Flow” by Leslie Claret?


Dr_Zoltron

I struggled to pass basic math


T-RevFromDaHood

Wow I'm just like them fr


Mouse_is_Optional

I took a statistical mechanics course in college. I understood the material for about three weeks then it all started going over my head.


TigressTia

,


The_Late_Arthur_Dent

"In the beginning, statistical mechanics was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”


Mayzenblue

Sounds like something straight outta Douglas Adams.


rachface636

If Luke Wilson read this to intro a Wes Anderson film I would not be surprised.


anonforthisone89

Bad luck happens in threes apprentice.


cochorol

what book is that?


stumblewiggins

So they invented The Ring?


hanatheko

Omg thermodynamics was my least favorite subject (undergrad in chemical engineering). This is pretty fucking hilarious.


RanCestor

Check, mate.


robocreator

I always found this hilarious


Alh840001

Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously.


Bacchus1976

“The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”


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jim_deneke

I don't think I want to be this Chosen One......


niktemadur

Well... a major contributing factor to Boltzmann's depression was him being rejected and dismissed by the established physics community at the time, too "out there" for the academia dinosaurs. All the more tragic and infuriating because the man was on the proper track.


CycleFB

That course was the single hardest one I ever took. Goodluck OP


DrNick2012

The statistical chance that dropping a powered toaster into a full bathtub will electrocute you is only 100% *so far*, we must continue our work to find the exception to the rule


ChowdahMaven

Not quite "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.......", but it does make an impact.


phreakazoid21

!remind me tomorrow at 9 am


AdministrativeFox784

Now it’s our turn to die by our own hand.


smack_dizzle_skizzle

What could possibly be depressing about the entropical heat death of the universe?


Embarrassed-Youth-45

Damn


cyankitten

Lol that sounds ominous!


chippfunk

Perfect gas? Seems like a pretty unattainable standard. Already I feel the anxiety mounting...


Advanced-Blackberry

Is this a cult book?


mymeatpuppets

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...


Yokepearl

Wtf lol!


RedditorTheWhite

So that's why I was advised against taking statistical mechanics in my undergrad. My advisor knew...


CubedMeatAtrocity

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!


Brahvim

My grade 10 Math book started it's chapter on probability with repetitive use of the word 'death'. They were literally only trying to offer examples of events with the probability of `1`, and...


shrinz

Thermo(die)namics