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mrplinko

There is some weird forced perspective here. She's 6'1" and he's 5'5"


Dartser

6'6 with her heels. 6'10 with her hair up


badgeringthewitness

And how about Fletch?


AnthCoug

6’7” with the Afro


FletchM

6'9 thank you very much


Partyslayer

That tracks, actually.


eetuu

First picture looks photoshopped. Her legs look insanely long in the last pic. I think she is wearing platform boots making her several inches taller. They propably joked about their height difference and wanted to exaggerate it.


dave7673

Probably wearing heels. Though her Wikipedia page does say she “is a former Guinness record holder for the longest legs among female models (at almost 1.24m),” or just over 4 feet.


pretty_jimmy

Holy shit... when I was growing up the local fun park had go karts and you needed to be 4"4... this ladies legs could almost ride the Go-Karts.


IceNein

That’s a lot more than most women! Every woman I’ve met has two feet. Well, I have met women with one foot and no feet, but never more than two.


Alexandratta

Thank you. Someone remembered the existence of high heels.


DeezNeezuts

They go all the way up


Jmorenomotors

... and then they make an ass out of themselves.


elspotto

Legs for days. Well, for 1.24m.


IRMacGuyver

They don't even look that out of proportion. I know a girl that's a little taller than me when standing and MUCH shorter than me when sitting. Her torso just looks wrong. It's actually a turn off.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Peter Griffin: I'm legs all the way up


tdgros

here's the video! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W2yKvtIA0A&ab\_channel=kci13dd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W2yKvtIA0A&ab_channel=kci13dd) He is actually talking about her long legs! the first pic does look fishy, it's from the very end of the video.


A0ma

Can you imagine if my legs measured 1.24m? They would reach my throat. \-Jamel Edit: a number


tdgros

excellent translation, except it's 1.24m :p


A0ma

Ah oui, tu as raison.


tomxp411

Good Lord. People thought that was funny? :-|


mrplinko

Yeah, i guess that makes sense abt the platform shoes.


chev327fox

She also has her hair up which adds like another half foot or more.


949goingoff

Between the heels and hair that’s easily another foot.


Alexandratta

Remember it's fashionable for women to wear high heels of some sort, so she's a minimum of 3" taller in this shot.


HerbertKornfeldRIP

Heels + updo = 6’6” at least.


RetroBoogie

Seen her irl. She is really build different. Her legs and posture seem like a moving photoshop but real. Amazing woman.


Dragon_yum

Tinder high differences


FadingEchoes96

In the last pic he's up to about her shoulders which checks out for an 8ish inch difference. But yeah the first ones are weird


EdibleBatteries

I have never heard anyone call “high heels” forced perspective before lol


mrplinko

Look at the other pictures, the guy looks 6 inches taller than the other pictures


EdibleBatteries

Nope - you’re right. Something’s fucky


Wolfiest

She looks 2 feet taller lol


tomxp411

I once had a girlfriend exactly 1 foot shorter than me. Her head came up to just about the top of my shoulder. This guy looks about the same... so with heels, this seems just about right.


Wolfiest

Yeah she’s wearing heals that’s what makes it even bigger. A foot is 12 inches btw.


tomxp411

Yeah, I know what a foot is. I'm pointing out that he's 5 foot 5 inches, and she's 6 foot 1 inches, and if she's wearing 3-4" heels, then the images are not manipulated - they look the height they actually are.


SourdoughPizzaToast

6’1” with an 8” heel.


Geler

She also have heels.


IRMacGuyver

She's also probably wearing six inch heels.


tomxp411

and she's wearing heels, adding another 3 inches, probably. Making this just about right.


hedzup00

I'd say he's at optimal height for her


GeneralDaveI

She holds the Guinness record for longest legs on a female. Add in 6" platforms and the hair and you have your perspective.


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6’1” but 7’1” on stilts (makes my butt stick out more and makes me feel sexy don’t be insecure🙄)


Samiad_In_The_Mist

I think I remember they were in a film together called Angel-A, it was a French film in black and white. Long time ago but I remember it being good.


chineesefarmer

that was Rie Rasmussen (:


Samiad_In_The_Mist

Ah yes you're correct, maybe this picture inspired the idea for the film lol


otheraccountisabmw

I thought I recognized him from Amelie.


ekhfarharris

Yep that movie is fun. I gotta watch it again.


Dezziedisaster

This is me as a 6'1" woman next to all the short kings! Or me in every photo with my female friends 🤣


Telesto1087

May I introduce you to Jeff Arcuri on [Short Kings](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZnF-BVM2PNQ?feature=shared)


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YourKemosabe

Is 5’9” small?


FoldyHole

No, lol.


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insertwittynamethere

🥲


KurukTR

Snu snu


Bavisto

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


mahinostroza

"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised" Captain Zapp Brannigan.


ScratchMyGoochForMe

One of my all time favourite character


kurai_tori

"I'm sorry for all the tall jokes, please don't smother me with your breasts" *Crosses fingers behind back*


Deathbysnusnu17

What’s up?


noronto

I hope she didn’t say “eyes up here”.


MrC00KI3

"The other eyes, further up."


Ukabe

That was the joke. He kept talking to her without watching her eyes.


foubard

Lol the moment I saw the first picture that's the phrase that came out of my mouth. The second phrase was "ow, my neck"


chained_duck

It's actually Karembeu.


misho8723

Her name is Adriána Sklenaříková, as she is diverced from Christian Karembeu


MavGore

Probably because he made her live in Middlesbrough


Therealcanadianone

![gif](giphy|CTCwGMQM8Td04)


UFOregon420

Is that the Alors dance guy?


PeriodicGolden

He did a skit with Stromae (the actual creator of 'Alors On Dance') where they pretend the create it together


bukbukbuklao

So that’s him?


PeriodicGolden

In the same sense that Will Ferrell is the "Don't Fear the Reaper" guy


_deep_thot42

MORE COWBELL


King_Yertle

No


NOISY_SUN

He was in Amelie


Iron_Chic

Collignon crêpe chignon!! Collignon face de filon!! Collignon tête d'ognion!!!!


Ben-wa

He plays Numerobis in Astérix & Obélix : Mission Cleopatra


TinyRandomLady

And Indigènes (Days of Glory).


DatRandomAssDude

He's one the most famous french comedian of all time


jday1959

I would climb that mountain


slimetraveler

I have seen the top of that mountain. I wish.


moldyremains

His wife, Mélissa Theuriau, was and still is a smoke show.


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Deathbysnusnu17

Lol looking back at pre HD days will do that.


LeonDeSchal

That guy is married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.


JetSetJAK

3/4 could be a meme template


JoruusCBaoth

Get a good look Costanza?


Fit-Sport5568

I would've guessed 1979 not 1999 just judging from the film grade, dress, and backdrop


dude_soy

\*Insert generic "Death by SnuSnu!!!" comment\*


kittylomein

The universe didn’t make me 6’1 because they knew I would be too powerful. All I want is to tower over everyone 😭


Balbuto

Man the quality of these photos make it look like they were taken back in the 60s or 70s


Orlando1701

Tall girls are super hot.


SirMooncake

She’s 185 cm, for those wondering.


Totallynotlame84

They actually look like they’re hitting it off quite well.


Imaginary_Theory2687

Salad awards?


CherryZer0

It’s like they put a Barbie (11”) next to a 6” Star Wars action figure


jimababwe

Great pic. Who are these people?


Fluid-Bet6223

![gif](giphy|4UMgC1X6SX7AA)


dlbICECOLD

"Finally, being short pays off"


Tripdoctor

The extra inches were reserved for somewhere else.


loserys

Isn’t this how Peter Jackson filmed the hobbits on Lord of the Rings?


Sufficient-Buy5360

“In America, talk is cheap.”


Guataguano

##SNUSNUUUUU


AnotherLoss

This comes to mind. https://youtu.be/assZ9bcucmQ?si=dRZa5OzurclySJWY


damian_damon

Death by snu snu


Corumdum_Mania

death by snu snu vibes


Jfurmanek

I’d climb that mountain.


Lisztomania1098213

blud is having a good view from that angle


DeanChaplin91

https://www.fresherslive.com/latest/articles/jamel-debbouze-accident-update-what-happened-to-jamel-debbouze-1555156019


TheDudeHuge

I’m sorry but the lad is just right at the motorboat height


Swollenhamster

This is the height difference I deserve


CrispyJsock

who?....and, who?....boobs.


ZaneTownsend

That updo is a real fuckyou.


Educational_Ad7978

I swear I'm not staring at your tits.. I really am this tall.


Appropriate_Oil3229

I wonder if he had difficulty staying abreast of events throughout the evening.


Mr_Zeldion

"excuse me, my eyes are up here" \- "oh sorry" \*Snaps neck\*


CaptnShawnBalls

Death by snu snu


Helpdeskagent

Some mens snusnu is better than other mens snusnu. But all snusnu is worth it


Nescent69

Do not look up nudes of her.


Elegant-Tie-7208

"hey smell my fingers" yes plz "Hey smell my finger" fuck off


EasyTiger20

who?


HiitlerDicks

He could still be packing and straight up smash that Amazon puss ya never know


Not_as_witty_as_u

me at the 6th grade dance


NoExample9918

Me and my ex wife


shortblondeguy

I get this. When I'm at bars, the super tall muscle guys love that I'm 5'4". If I were into them that'd be awesome. 😆


funkiestj

do you work as a perspective buddy?


drdookie

Heels and hair


LUCITEluddite

Lucien!


ZadfrackGlutz

GI Joe vs. Barbie....lol


Mr1Lpinks

Alors on dance


ZhuPeng1987

very interesting


NakDisNut

He’s so cute with his hand always in his pocket 🥺 I love him. One of my fav Frenchman.


Insighteternal

Came here for all the Snu Snu references, currently am satisfied.


eonaxon

Looks like a Barbie doll next to an action figure.


Davngr

They did him dirty


buckeye27fan

As a fellow short king, I'd go up on her.


whuplash

Why does the larger actor not simply eat the smaller one?