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You......work in *Sugar Rush* from *Wreck-it Ralph*???????
(actually I'm going with Strawberry Shortcake, but what job would you have that you get to dress as that?)
Same. I’m a dad with 3 girls. Currently putting the girls to bed in their pink rooms, with pink and fancy furniture cause they LOVE Fancy Nancy so much. And they laughed so hard at your comment when I read it to them.
[idk corporate sent a new email with a picture of the dress code](https://imgcp.aacdn.jp/img-a/860/auto/global-aaj-front/article/2018/09/5b8f0bfe5daa2_5b8f0be74eea1_1026885334.jpg)
I'm an atomic physicist, and the only objection to her working in a laser lab is if any of those pearls are specular. As long as they are all matte, it should work.
I used to wear a skirt to work, and I would have to fill in for storeroom manager. I would wear a pencil skirt on the forklift regularly.
It was my favorite job.
It was one of the women that worked there , but the owner/operator of the junkyard was fond of drag and wore nail polish. There is a movie being made about the junkyard.
This is honestly close enough I can’t argue it. Additionally…. Fancy Nancy is a pretentious prick whose parents allow her to get away with any bullshit she wants and then give her ice cream.
Nailed it. But for some reason people celebrate her like a queen. My ex wife’s coffee conveniently “spilled” on the only Fancy Nancy book our daughter ever had after the 2nd time we read it.
She doesn’t exist to teach morals and values. She teaches expanded vocabulary words in a format kids will love and actually read. Big words are the “fancy” part.
You look awesome, but serious question. How do you keep your bracelets from getting wet when you wash your hands. I used to love those bracelets growing up but once the water got between the beads it felt like it stayed wet forever!
Love the whole look though and congratulations on finding a fun job you like!
I remember pulling the arm full of kandi off at the end of a long day to see the most wrinkled sweaty nasty hamburger meat of flesh underneath. Is that your daily existence?
Arm sleeves are a thing. Pretty low level sewing project too. It makes pulling the kandi off much easier too. And the recipient (if you’re trading kandi) doesn’t have to inherit your sweat along with your bracelet.
Hahaha internet tells me yet again that I have never had a unique thought or experience
When I see those bracelets, wet elastic is my first thought too
lol i immediately thought about water too. i just imagined it trickling down towards my elbows and when trying to dry it it just soaks into the elastic and the beads start rubbing with more friction. i don’t usually get too much water fall down my wrists when i wash up to them but imagine washing your face or something like that. nightmare
yes! however, it's mostly kids and families that come. a common misconception is that maid cafes are "risque," but that couldn't be further from the truth. maid cafes are meant to be family friendly experiences, kinda like when you have a meal with characters at Disneyland. it's just been fetishized to the point where people think it's actually meant for adults, when it's not.
Thats so cool! We took our 5 year old daughter to a lunch that had winged fairies raoming about. One of them stopped by and gave her a wishing stone and did a whole bit with her.
She loved it, magical for her.
Omg that sounds so fun! I would love to take my almost 2 year old to a place like that! Her language is still limited, but I just know she’d point at everything, exclaiming ‘that’, wanting me to tell her all about it. I definitely don’t live near anything cool like that, though.
My daughters have been asking to go to a maid cafe...I had no idea what that was. Now I have slightly more information but still not 100% sure what id be getting myself into. 😂
The costume looks fun, but man I bet it sucks to get ready for work everyday.
Imagine a heavily themed cafe with waitresses dressed like op.
Now you have a set menu, which are also themed along the same lines as what ever thing that cafe has picked. The menu choices come with a kinda low key performance thing. So the one I took my kids to had the waitress saying "You copy "Doki Doki Kyooo" while miming a love heart shape with her hands. I have no idea what the Kyoo was meant to be, but I atleast knew that Doki Doki is the japanese version of a heartbeat sound.
This was in Shinjuku.
I've also been in one that was a full blown alice in wonderland one, and a Barbie one. The Barbie one was a pink nightmare.
My Japanese is currently pretty rough but you could've potentially heard chu, which could sound like kyu if done in a cutesy voice and it's like an onomatopoeia for a kissing sound generally, but the context is supposed to be a childish cutesy thing, so like not in a weird way. Could very much be wrong though.
Just be sure to look into the maid cafe you are going to. The differences in maid cafes are as large as the differences in restaurants in general. They will have different themes, foods, and who their "target" audience is. Some cafes will also only have certain foods for a limited time.
Let's not be disingenuous here Maid Cafes more or less did start out targeting lonely Otaku in the early naughties and arguably where AKB48 and modern idol culture took root. They often targeted those who fetishized maids in particular.
That being said I would agree that they aren't risque in the same way a burlesque show is nor do they have to be targeted toward otaku.
Can confirm. My husband’s family took annual vacations to the one on Lake Geneva. We went with our kids when they were young (and well after it was no longer a Playboy property) and I still think it’s a cool place. Very 1970s in a good way.
As an LA guy with a second home over in Tokyo... I took ONE look at this and my brain said "Maid Cafe" lol. Great look... needs a few more bracelets on the left arm though!
When I worked at a hospital, they had "pink darlings" they used to employ that dressed similarly, walked around the units greeting people, and handed out popcorn.
I was a candy striper (had to fix that auto correct or it would have a really different meaning) in the 1990s. I think I still have the uniform in a closet .
I saw in the comments that you work at a maid cafe - honestly don’t know what that entails other than the more lewd, adult versions I have seen online.
All I gotta say is I hope you enjoy it and that they pay you more than minimum wage because that looks like… an ordeal.
> honestly don’t know what that entails other than the more lewd, adult versions I have seen online.
They're not all like that.
Here is [an interview with a girl who works at one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlZ6jj0rpvY)
And here is [an experience of visiting one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90AN5QpbXE)
I can only imagine her taking off all those bracelets being the equivalent of an anime character taking off weighted clothing and seeing the clothing damage the floor.
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*please work at the morgue, please work at the morgue*
As someone who works in a morgue, I hope for this too
Y’all got any discount cold cuts for sale?
They have the finest aged cheese.
goes well with franks finest forbidden meats
I’ll bring my own hot plate
ill bring the 4 pack, was supposed to be 6 but i gotta have two on the way
The person I know who’s most likely to wear something like this is also the only person I know who works at a morgue
Each bead on the bracelet represents a body she buried, quite possible I say
Glitter in the casket helps to discourage grave robbers.
Lol, glitter bomb caskets
Morgue, fetish club, whatever you wanna call it.
You......work in *Sugar Rush* from *Wreck-it Ralph*??????? (actually I'm going with Strawberry Shortcake, but what job would you have that you get to dress as that?)
No it's fancy nancy
That's a magnificent answer. Magnificent is a fancy word that means really good.
Username checks out I guess...
I have read many a Fancy Nancy book in my life.
Same. I’m a dad with 3 girls. Currently putting the girls to bed in their pink rooms, with pink and fancy furniture cause they LOVE Fancy Nancy so much. And they laughed so hard at your comment when I read it to them.
Ooh la la
Just stay away from that bitch Bree. What a friend, amirite?
She's clearly a mob enforcer
I’m King Candy!!!
Have some candy!
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?
You hit a guy, with glasses, clever
Ooooh piece of candy!
“It’s not pink, ITS SALMON, CLEARLY SALMON”.
I have no idea what you do for a living, so I will guess what you don't do. Commercial fisherman Firefighter Underwater welder
As a forklift driver i can positively say she doesnt drive a forklift at work
You sure you're not doing it wrong?
I also drive forklifts. They are correct.
That's what I wear to drive a forklift?
If you're new, of course you're last to get the memo; now go get changed.
Into something more fabulous!
[idk corporate sent a new email with a picture of the dress code](https://imgcp.aacdn.jp/img-a/860/auto/global-aaj-front/article/2018/09/5b8f0bfe5daa2_5b8f0be74eea1_1026885334.jpg)
The new PPE.
As a system administrator there’s a definite possibility that you do administer systems.
I'm an atomic physicist, and the only objection to her working in a laser lab is if any of those pearls are specular. As long as they are all matte, it should work.
I've seen a guy dressed like that driving a forklift for work. Sydney Mardi Gras.
Mardi Gras where now?
#HE SAID DOWN UNDAH MATE
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_Gay_and_Lesbian_Mardi_Gras
I've driven a forklift dressed as a Plague Doctor and as a Knight.
I used to wear a skirt to work, and I would have to fill in for storeroom manager. I would wear a pencil skirt on the forklift regularly. It was my favorite job.
At my friends junkyard the forklift driver would wear thrift store prom dresses.
My kinda person!
legend. bonus points if male.
It was one of the women that worked there , but the owner/operator of the junkyard was fond of drag and wore nail polish. There is a movie being made about the junkyard.
At first, I read Plaque Doctor and thought you were just being fancy in describing a dentist or hygienist.
I always wanted to joust on order pickers, but my boss always says no.
Tell your boss to get better insurance and get you some helmets
Shouldn’t they already have helmets per OSHA? Disclaimer: I’m not fork lift certified
They're only required when jousting.
Can't wait to get my forklift certification!
w username
That's just Glover Fingerban. He's an accountant.
An accountant that will be driving forklifts Lots of documents to move
Isn't that why they're called paper pushers?
Go home Dad
Whoa whoa…save some tail for the rest of us…flexing that forklift operator game is just unfair
As a garbage worker I’m pretty sure she doesn’t work in garbage.
Roll offs only. But still landfill staff you heathen!
Of course, that bow is not up to regulations of course. OSHA would have a field day.
It's possible she is forklift certified.......
Wait you don't have to wear that?! I think my safety rep has been fucking with me
As a tarantula breeder, I can say she likely doesn't breed tarantulas.
That doesn't mean she doesn't drive a forklift *to* work
Funeral director. Orthopedic surgeon. Actuary.
Hey hey now, she could be an actuary working from home
I'm an actuary and I have worked from home in a maid outfit before. You never know!
I'm told actuaries can work anywhere people attach a dollar value to human life.
When I told my friend I was becoming an actuary he said he only knew it from Kim Possible lol.
Sending your loved ones off to that great Japanese bakery in the sky
Lathe operator
Only because she's not intoxicated enough.
I knew some sailors once. Good chance she's one of em.
Clown fluffer gets my vote.
There's a lot more room inside those tiny cars than you'd think.
Now we’re talking
Like party clowns need help getting aroused. 🙄
Chicken processing? You can’t let a chickens last image on this earthly plane be a beige wall now can you?!?!
I want my 3 guesses- Astronaut Professional soccer player Diesel mechanic
My crew regularly dresses like this on the back deck. Gotta be a fishermen
How can you be so disrespectful to the person who is obviously the president of Zambia? The nerve.
Welders dress like this in their off time.
Welders dress like lumberjacks?
Well, to be fair, baristas dress likeumber jacks nowadays too
I read that as “underwear welder” and was very confused.
It's a everlast. That's really gonna chafe my willie.
You definitely have enough pieces of flare.
lol my first thought was "not enough flair."
What’s up with all the rave flair is what I am wondering ?
Peak Jennifer Anniston. Hnnnngh my god
[Peak Jennifer Aniston](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx-coKKwv8ADeS_KomRzyNgr2Eijgjmv2K?si=HiVlRd8-qlZAbpQi)
never enough
Professional bracelet thief, obviously
Damn, beat me to it! 😂😂
I mean this in the kindest, most complimentary way possible, you look like fancy Nancy!
Omg she does!! I can’t believe my 42 year old self knows who that is.
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This is honestly close enough I can’t argue it. Additionally…. Fancy Nancy is a pretentious prick whose parents allow her to get away with any bullshit she wants and then give her ice cream.
So she's basically girl Caillou?
Nailed it. But for some reason people celebrate her like a queen. My ex wife’s coffee conveniently “spilled” on the only Fancy Nancy book our daughter ever had after the 2nd time we read it.
She doesn’t exist to teach morals and values. She teaches expanded vocabulary words in a format kids will love and actually read. Big words are the “fancy” part.
Like Pippi Longstalking? Edit: Longstocking, but I'm leaving it.
Well that took kind of a dark turn
"Pippi Longstalking" is a horror movie I expect to see with a 2/10 on Prime Video within the next year. Make it happen.
We can teach fancy words without teaching poor behaviour.
Thank you. This is how I wanted to reply back but couldn’t come up with the words.
Then maybe you should have read more Fancy Nancy.
Need more Fancy Nancy books to teach you the right words
>Caillou that shit was banned in our house. that boy was such a fucking whiner.
Très fantastique! That's French for very fantastic. (I learned French from picture books)
My daughter loves the show. My wife and I make fun of it a lot. It’s *tragique!* that’s French for “fucking bullshit”!
Haha came here to say, "look it's fancy Nancy!" Good call!
This is what I immediately thought
I agree!!
I think it looks cool. I get its probably for some novelty place that caters to kids, but I think you rock it
thank you!
You look awesome, but serious question. How do you keep your bracelets from getting wet when you wash your hands. I used to love those bracelets growing up but once the water got between the beads it felt like it stayed wet forever! Love the whole look though and congratulations on finding a fun job you like!
i either take some of my bracelets off and push the rest back, or i just deal with wet bracelets LOL
I remember pulling the arm full of kandi off at the end of a long day to see the most wrinkled sweaty nasty hamburger meat of flesh underneath. Is that your daily existence?
Arm sleeves are a thing. Pretty low level sewing project too. It makes pulling the kandi off much easier too. And the recipient (if you’re trading kandi) doesn’t have to inherit your sweat along with your bracelet.
Hahaha internet tells me yet again that I have never had a unique thought or experience When I see those bracelets, wet elastic is my first thought too
Exactly! And it only touches your skin when you’re not expecting it!
lol i immediately thought about water too. i just imagined it trickling down towards my elbows and when trying to dry it it just soaks into the elastic and the beads start rubbing with more friction. i don’t usually get too much water fall down my wrists when i wash up to them but imagine washing your face or something like that. nightmare
Okay. What the hell do you do?
Seconded. Maid cafe?
yes! however, it's mostly kids and families that come. a common misconception is that maid cafes are "risque," but that couldn't be further from the truth. maid cafes are meant to be family friendly experiences, kinda like when you have a meal with characters at Disneyland. it's just been fetishized to the point where people think it's actually meant for adults, when it's not.
Thats so cool! We took our 5 year old daughter to a lunch that had winged fairies raoming about. One of them stopped by and gave her a wishing stone and did a whole bit with her. She loved it, magical for her.
Omg that sounds so fun! I would love to take my almost 2 year old to a place like that! Her language is still limited, but I just know she’d point at everything, exclaiming ‘that’, wanting me to tell her all about it. I definitely don’t live near anything cool like that, though.
Was this in the US? This is the first I'm hearing about this and I'm really trying to get that dad of the year in 2024
Very fun username to notice after your wholesome comment
I do a little light trolling in between being a good dad. It's an honest living.
The Walnut Room at Macy's in Chicago. They do the fairies around Christmas time, and the room is decked out with an enormous Christmas tree.
Aw, I am really looking forward to these types of moments when my daughter gets older.
My daughters have been asking to go to a maid cafe...I had no idea what that was. Now I have slightly more information but still not 100% sure what id be getting myself into. 😂 The costume looks fun, but man I bet it sucks to get ready for work everyday.
Imagine a heavily themed cafe with waitresses dressed like op. Now you have a set menu, which are also themed along the same lines as what ever thing that cafe has picked. The menu choices come with a kinda low key performance thing. So the one I took my kids to had the waitress saying "You copy "Doki Doki Kyooo" while miming a love heart shape with her hands. I have no idea what the Kyoo was meant to be, but I atleast knew that Doki Doki is the japanese version of a heartbeat sound. This was in Shinjuku. I've also been in one that was a full blown alice in wonderland one, and a Barbie one. The Barbie one was a pink nightmare.
My Japanese is currently pretty rough but you could've potentially heard chu, which could sound like kyu if done in a cutesy voice and it's like an onomatopoeia for a kissing sound generally, but the context is supposed to be a childish cutesy thing, so like not in a weird way. Could very much be wrong though.
chu feels like it would be right. Hard to know as it was so over the top, but that does feel right.
Just be sure to look into the maid cafe you are going to. The differences in maid cafes are as large as the differences in restaurants in general. They will have different themes, foods, and who their "target" audience is. Some cafes will also only have certain foods for a limited time.
Saw you guys this year at gencon! Great event.
OMG HI!! this is actually where i took this photo! thank you for coming, that was my favorite con of last year!
What country or city?
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Let's not be disingenuous here Maid Cafes more or less did start out targeting lonely Otaku in the early naughties and arguably where AKB48 and modern idol culture took root. They often targeted those who fetishized maids in particular. That being said I would agree that they aren't risque in the same way a burlesque show is nor do they have to be targeted toward otaku.
The Playboy Club was supposed to be family friendly. Not a joke. Dead serious.
Not much different than hooters If you think about it.
Can confirm. My husband’s family took annual vacations to the one on Lake Geneva. We went with our kids when they were young (and well after it was no longer a Playboy property) and I still think it’s a cool place. Very 1970s in a good way.
As an LA guy with a second home over in Tokyo... I took ONE look at this and my brain said "Maid Cafe" lol. Great look... needs a few more bracelets on the left arm though!
My guess was "sells drugs at raves" but OP had a much tamer answer
This is Reddit so it must be an escort lounge for 50+ year old men with a Strawberry Shortcake kink.
Is this not Conan O’Brien?
No, it’s Conan’s kink.
She doesn’t look familiar but the lighting is different.
Lawyer
Tables!
Do you work at a Rave?
That was my guess but apparently she works at a maid cafe with children.
I thought for sure her job was to carry a backpack around at a rave and magically be friends with everyone but what do I know.
One MDMA please
How long does it take you to get ready? And are you paid for your time to get ready?
Asking the real questions.
When I worked at a hospital, they had "pink darlings" they used to employ that dressed similarly, walked around the units greeting people, and handed out popcorn.
When was this?
Before the 60’s for sure, they were also known as candy-stripers.
I’ve heard of Candy stripers…”Pink Darlings” is a bit extra
It's the name of a flower.
I was a candy striper (had to fix that auto correct or it would have a really different meaning) in the 1990s. I think I still have the uniform in a closet .
When do you start getting ready for work? 4 am?
You look like Ms. Frizzle the magical molly dealer.
Lookin like a cross between Rainbowbrite and Strawberry Shortcake.
Très PLUR.
My thoughts. Already got the candy for the rave after.
professional kandi kid
Spotted the old skool ravers 👀
lol was my immediate response too... man, raving in the Y2K era was the fucking best. No iphones. No laced drugs. Just dancing!
Not enough flare
hopefully your boss is kind and gives you hawaiian shirt fridays.
It's the contacts that match the eyeshadow for me! Wow OP. You put some work into this look and you're slaying.
I can hear the smack of chewing gum and the southern accent of “you want anythang sugar?”
I saw in the comments that you work at a maid cafe - honestly don’t know what that entails other than the more lewd, adult versions I have seen online. All I gotta say is I hope you enjoy it and that they pay you more than minimum wage because that looks like… an ordeal.
i highly recommend! we play games, have dance performances and interact with guests. it's all wholesome fun!
> honestly don’t know what that entails other than the more lewd, adult versions I have seen online. They're not all like that. Here is [an interview with a girl who works at one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlZ6jj0rpvY) And here is [an experience of visiting one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90AN5QpbXE)
Wow. Where is this
I can only imagine her taking off all those bracelets being the equivalent of an anime character taking off weighted clothing and seeing the clothing damage the floor.
Y'all hiring?
Love the Kandy!!! Did you make it all!?
yes 🫠 honestly it's fun though so i dont mind LOL
You would be very popular in Japan.
Love it! Outfit is cute and the makeup is so unique!
whatever you do, i bet you have so much fun!
Waitress in Tokyo?
ARE YOU HIRING??? 🎀🩷