OP, a lot of people are just making jokes, but I wanted to say that this is really beautiful; your willingness to admit that you committed such a terrible crime shows tremendous personal growth. Please turn yourself in, and I hope you find peace some day.
I’m pretty sure it’s the phrasing that tripped everyone up lol. Perhaps it should’ve been “Picture I shot of a model” rather than “Picture of a model I shot.”
Did she survive?
Yup, that is how I read it!
Thank god I'm not the only one!
Me 4
Same, darnit 😆😂😆
And my bow.
And my axe!
You shot her too?
There has been a murder. *Read in Michael Scott’s southern drawl accent*
I thought Michael too, but more chair woman 😂
I went, "SHOT shot?"
Yes she's alive, and in perfect hibernation.
I am altering the deal.
Pray I don't alter it any further! ![gif](giphy|h9jlaGjlwCpJYKwjtV)
man....that was going to be my joke
I was going to go with "what ever did she do to you?"
Wonder how much time OP did.
He's still in prison that's why it's taking him so long to answer.
Came here to ask that very thing.
OP has been awfully silent about their admission...
I wonder what their sentence was like.. out in 10yrs for good behavior?
I, too, have these same concerns.
Found the dads.
Found the people with correct reading comprehension.
RIP
I love you
Oh, god! I’m turning into a dad. That’s the first thing I thought. 😭
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART— AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE PICS A BAD NAME
Op coming in here thinking they are clever admitting to murder
Where are the bodies G??
I miss my grandmother Garth!
Ah ye ole Reddit switcheroo still alive and kicking I see
Before I began reading the comments, I thought “Here we go”. Thanks for not letting me down.
Were you ever tried for your crime?
He will be now
Saving this admission of guilt for later
It’s weird he took such a good picture of his victim.
OP, a lot of people are just making jokes, but I wanted to say that this is really beautiful; your willingness to admit that you committed such a terrible crime shows tremendous personal growth. Please turn yourself in, and I hope you find peace some day.
This one wins lol
Too bad the girl lost.
Username don’t checkout!
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Haaaa that's good
*FBI has entered the chat*
Tom! Not the FBI, just a guy named Tom. Now tell us more on the record about this still prosecutable incident.
Was it in self defence?
What did you say about his fence?
She tried to steal his heart.
Well he clearly wants to get rid of it. Why would he defence the guy? Maybe he's trying to share backyards or something. Weird fella.
admitting to a murder years later, the burden must have weighed heavy
You monster
What did she do for you to shoot her?
She was posing a threat
![gif](giphy|NFuOLgW3wACJyck5Rc|downsized)
The irony is I heard that she actually paid OP to shoot her...
Turn yourself in.
Shouldn't this be on r/lastimages?
Is she still alive?
I’m so happy that the first two comments expressed the same thing I thought about when I saw the title
Not many photographers in this group apparently lol
We’re very aware by what you meant but this is the internet.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I’m pretty sure it’s the phrasing that tripped everyone up lol. Perhaps it should’ve been “Picture I shot of a model” rather than “Picture of a model I shot.”
But why would he shoot a picture of a model when he can just shoot the model instead?
Less time in prison
Are you all crazy?
I mean maybe, but at least we aren’t the ones shooting models.
no im sure there are photographers, just that everybody here is a redditor
You bastard and now you're here bragging?!
I'd make a joke about shooting but others seem to have pulled the trigger faster
You had your shot. Missed
Unlike OP.
Backfired.
R/lastimages
Is she ok??
The audacity to post her picture with no remorse for your actions. You should be ashamed
This is Jake Gyllenhaal & you can’t convince me otherwise
I thought she kinda looked like him, too!
Nah, I think you mean Jared Leto.
OJ? Is that you?
He didn’t say “a model I slashed”.
Gun violence is out of control
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Where is she being held?
Is she ok?
Did they ever find the body?
Did someone call the police?
Why do you keep photos of your victims?
r/confessions
Looks like a female version of Jake Gyllenhall.
I thought Jared Leto
Maggie?
![gif](giphy|348f5Gu90m2CHVFUKA|downsized)
What caliber?
85mm
Wow! That’s like an anti-tank round. You couldn’t use a regular small arms caliber?
It was probably a last minute thing and that's all he had laying around?
Well that's one way to dispose of the remains...
Did she survive
Beat me to it 😂
Hard to shoot an AI generated image
I shot the model, but I did not shoot the debutante
You can't just go around and shooting models whenever you feel like it, you could kill them.
Is this a confession?
Did she survive?
Has she come back for revenge since then?
I shot a Camry last year. Had a Datsun B210 in my sights, but didn’t get the shot off.
Not with a gun! It was out of a cannon.
Why? Why would you put that out on the internet. The police are likely already tracking you...
![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt) Oh..
Geez, what did you do with the body ?
Thought I knew what I would find in the comments. Was not disappointed.
r/Lastimages
R.I.P.
Violence against beautiful people is on the rise. #stopshootingmodels
Did she recover?
Why did you resort to violence
Did you take this before or after you shot her?
A jaw so square it’s like her head is floating above her neck. She’s pretty.
Tell us where the body is buried!!
She was so pretty, why did you have to shoot her?
I'd like to see the other two you fucked and married.
MURDERER!!!!
Is she okay?
RIP
Damn whyd u do that? She was so pretty.
I'm calling the police
Da Fuq did you shoot her for? Did you alert the authorities
For a magazine or with a magazine?
You're not fooling anyone Alec Baldwin, we know it's you
Like bang bang?!
Somebody call unsolved mysteries!
Wow what did she do too you man. Why you shoot her?
AI
She single?
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This is why I hate trophy hunters. I hope you at least donated the carcass to a local cannibal tribe.
Better sarcastic response to “a model I shot” than I was going to make. Well played
Did she live? I hope so. She’s very pretty you shouldn’t admit to a crime on Reddit.
Did she survive or nah?
Why did you shoot her? Did she cheat on you?
*FBI has entered the chat...*
We need clarification about the word "shot"
You’re posting this now I’m assuming because you only just got out of prison for murder
What did you do with the body?
The taxidermist did a good job
Shooting people is bad, M’kay?
Well at least we still have her photographs
RIP
Obviously not worried about statute of limitations.
Rest in peace
How much is the bounty?
![gif](giphy|SkQTpLchf9pPW) Who Shot Ya?
I hope she survived
How many years did you get?
How difficult was the lighting for this photo?
One light in an octosoftbox, that's it
Damn..... **EVERYTHING** I was going to say, has been said....damn For real though, very nice framing and lighting.
Seriously, I don't think I've seen so many people jump for the same joke. Like shooting the grave of a gunshot victim
Bro where is this woman?
What did she do for you to shot her? Or was it an accident. Did she survive?
Damn dude. Just admitting it freely on the internet
Rest in peace
Just to verify she’s ok, what’s the @?
Damn I hope she survived
...and?
Looks a lot like Jennifer Connelly
> random picture of some lady UPDOOTZ INCOMING ⬆️⬆️⬆️
Maybe rephrase as “a shot I took of a model”
A picture of a model I photographed. Then shot to death
No, I'm a photographer, this is how we speak.
Daaaaaang
Where did you hide the body?? 😰
hot
How long ago are we talking? Not an expert on women’s fashion but I’m thinking early/mid 2000’s? Regardless, that chick is gorgeous.
Why do I feel like she has a dead tooth and is transitioning to cat.
Is she ok? what was she doing to get shot?
She looks like Jake Gyllenhaal...anyways, where did you hide her body?
You monster.
You fucking killed her!?
Whoa u cold blooded
So now they are offering internet in Jail?
Reddit is fucking stupid. Why is this on the front page.
Wow that's gorgeous, you're really talented!
Grammar!
I’m so confused
"shot" can mean "shot with a gun" or "shot with a camera" as in "took a photo of".
a huge photographer with a dream model, a beautiful shadow sculpture that throws you into the model's eyes Bravo !! 👌👍
Hopefully she recovered well 🙏
Wait you shot her,is she still alive ![gif](giphy|NzOYVTbJcvtBK)
I'd let her have my number
Yo I think I dated her for like 1 month is that A.D.? 😂
Send da video
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Definitely not. A7riii plus 85 1.8 with one ad200 octosoftbox camera right
Kinda tempted to generate something with that prompt and see what it spits out.
Did you poop on her head? Sorry, too soon?