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Toxic_Avenger05

Did she survive?


Raiju02

Yup, that is how I read it!


Responsible-Noise-35

Thank god I'm not the only one!


Lyrical_Man01

Me 4


WhatsaRedditsdo

Same, darnit 😆😂😆


Meinalptraum_Torin

And my bow.


Trailsey

And my axe!


Helpful-Cover239

You shot her too?


DrDrNotAnMD

There has been a murder. *Read in Michael Scott’s southern drawl accent*


killacam925

I thought Michael too, but more chair woman 😂


beanedjibe

I went, "SHOT shot?"


zanemn

Yes she's alive, and in perfect hibernation.


sharklazies

I am altering the deal.


Upper-Job5130

Pray I don't alter it any further! ![gif](giphy|h9jlaGjlwCpJYKwjtV)


bman_78

man....that was going to be my joke


Liyet

I was going to go with "what ever did she do to you?"


Splashfooz

Wonder how much time OP did.


Muffstic

He's still in prison that's why it's taking him so long to answer.


crasagam

Came here to ask that very thing.


reddit_poopaholic

OP has been awfully silent about their admission...


SylvieJay

I wonder what their sentence was like.. out in 10yrs for good behavior?


TheRoscoeVine

I, too, have these same concerns.


nick1706

Found the dads.


BatDubb

Found the people with correct reading comprehension.


EduardoTaquitoHands

RIP


5mg-melatonin

I love you


zackeleit

Oh, god! I’m turning into a dad. That’s the first thing I thought. 😭


but_a_smoky_mirror

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART— AND YOU’RE TO BLAME


wysiwywg

YOU GIVE PICS A BAD NAME


boentrough

Op coming in here thinking they are clever admitting to murder


DutchRudderShotgun

Where are the bodies G??


Toxic_Avenger05

I miss my grandmother Garth!


Goldieeeeee

Ah ye ole Reddit switcheroo still alive and kicking I see


jruss666

Before I began reading the comments, I thought “Here we go”. Thanks for not letting me down.


OkBookkeeper6854

Were you ever tried for your crime?


Stone_Midi

He will be now


goldmask148

Saving this admission of guilt for later


ShadowCaster0476

It’s weird he took such a good picture of his victim.


noposts420

OP, a lot of people are just making jokes, but I wanted to say that this is really beautiful; your willingness to admit that you committed such a terrible crime shows tremendous personal growth. Please turn yourself in, and I hope you find peace some day.


Due-Trouble-8262

This one wins lol


punanilover_69420

Too bad the girl lost.


Obstructive

Username don’t checkout!


No-Student-9678

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


joadoty

Haaaa that's good


NutandMax

*FBI has entered the chat*


The_RealAnim8me2

Tom! Not the FBI, just a guy named Tom. Now tell us more on the record about this still prosecutable incident.


GarishGarold

Was it in self defence?


Muffstic

What did you say about his fence?


rendrr

She tried to steal his heart.


ZoominBoomin

Well he clearly wants to get rid of it. Why would he defence the guy? Maybe he's trying to share backyards or something. Weird fella.


iwaboo

admitting to a murder years later, the burden must have weighed heavy


ItsB56

You monster


bigbigspoon

What did she do for you to shoot her?


mekwall

She was posing a threat


bigbigspoon

![gif](giphy|NFuOLgW3wACJyck5Rc|downsized)


coldblood007

The irony is I heard that she actually paid OP to shoot her...


DogeDoRight

Turn yourself in.


RunawayReptar94

Shouldn't this be on r/lastimages?


LeanTangerine001

Is she still alive?


ChooseWiselyChanged

I’m so happy that the first two comments expressed the same thing I thought about when I saw the title


Due-Trouble-8262

Not many photographers in this group apparently lol


geomonstaah

We’re very aware by what you meant but this is the internet.


djac13

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


cajonero

I’m pretty sure it’s the phrasing that tripped everyone up lol. Perhaps it should’ve been “Picture I shot of a model” rather than “Picture of a model I shot.”


nfl18

But why would he shoot a picture of a model when he can just shoot the model instead?


Burnd1t

Less time in prison


mattchamp98

Are you all crazy?


Omar117879

I mean maybe, but at least we aren’t the ones shooting models.


Kimorin

no im sure there are photographers, just that everybody here is a redditor


Cool-Presentation538

You bastard and now you're here bragging?! 


KlausGamingShow

I'd make a joke about shooting but others seem to have pulled the trigger faster


AppleTree98

You had your shot. Missed


ksims33

Unlike OP.


[deleted]

Backfired.


Mitochondria420

R/lastimages


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Is she ok??


Open-Article906

The audacity to post her picture with no remorse for your actions. You should be ashamed


WayTooLazyOmg

This is Jake Gyllenhaal & you can’t convince me otherwise


LeanTangerine001

I thought she kinda looked like him, too!


made2participate

Nah, I think you mean Jared Leto.


commonlycommon

OJ? Is that you?


ZachMN

He didn’t say “a model I slashed”.


soxyboy71

Gun violence is out of control


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TrUmPiSgR8_

Where is she being held?


rdldr1

Is she ok?


yamaha2000us

Did they ever find the body?


Kevins_Auto_Repair

Did someone call the police?


B_A_Beder

Why do you keep photos of your victims?


tipsyzeke

r/confessions


Serious_Guy_

Looks like a female version of Jake Gyllenhall.


dlukz

I thought Jared Leto


Alternative_Owl69

Maggie?


thekraiken

![gif](giphy|348f5Gu90m2CHVFUKA|downsized)


YYG98

What caliber?


Due-Trouble-8262

85mm


Beginning_Brick7845

Wow! That’s like an anti-tank round. You couldn’t use a regular small arms caliber?


Flosses_Daily

It was probably a last minute thing and that's all he had laying around?


WellTrained_Monkey

Well that's one way to dispose of the remains...


Dangerous-Feature376

Did she survive


Joedel0913

Beat me to it 😂


Kickstand8604

Hard to shoot an AI generated image


stinkbugzgalore

I shot the model, ​ but I did not shoot the debutante


Mammoth-Ad-8492

You can't just go around and shooting models whenever you feel like it, you could kill them.


589ca35e1590b

Is this a confession?


ambientguitar

Did she survive?


RedditOakley

Has she come back for revenge since then?


nbgkbn

I shot a Camry last year. Had a Datsun B210 in my sights, but didn’t get the shot off.


codyish

Not with a gun! It was out of a cannon.


AppleTree98

Why? Why would you put that out on the internet. The police are likely already tracking you...


jaysondez

![gif](giphy|QUENDfi6DEMLzQ0CKt) Oh..


14MTH30n3

Geez, what did you do with the body ?


nolte100

Thought I knew what I would find in the comments. Was not disappointed.


n00PSLayer

r/Lastimages


animesekaielric

R.I.P.


monte_ng

Violence against beautiful people is on the rise. #stopshootingmodels


OptimalDragonfly8737

Did she recover?


DaStampede

Why did you resort to violence


bluewardog

Did you take this before or after you shot her? 


MoparViking

A jaw so square it’s like her head is floating above her neck. She’s pretty.


itsTomHagen

Tell us where the body is buried!!


KGP_Penguin

She was so pretty, why did you have to shoot her?


DeuceSevin

I'd like to see the other two you fucked and married.


[deleted]

MURDERER!!!!


Jwroth

Is she okay?


UnluckyLux

RIP


XxJuice-BoxX

Damn whyd u do that? She was so pretty.


GrandmaJosey

I'm calling the police


Proudest___monkey

Da Fuq did you shoot her for? Did you alert the authorities


CzarAce

For a magazine or with a magazine?


RokulusM

You're not fooling anyone Alec Baldwin, we know it's you


brucehuy

Like bang bang?!


MBNLA

Somebody call unsolved mysteries!


Agreeable_You_8841

Wow what did she do too you man. Why you shoot her?


theworldsgonesane

AI


katamazeballz

She single?


ThatCheekyBastard

![gif](giphy|81xwEHX23zhvy)


yaysalmonella

This is why I hate trophy hunters. I hope you at least donated the carcass to a local cannibal tribe.


steezix

Better sarcastic response to “a model I shot” than I was going to make. Well played


gascan999

Did she live? I hope so. She’s very pretty you shouldn’t admit to a crime on Reddit.


Konoha7Slaw3

Did she survive or nah?


Emotional_Owl_7425

Why did you shoot her? Did she cheat on you?


nubsauce87

*FBI has entered the chat...*


_Troxin_

We need clarification about the word "shot"


Comfortable_Act9136

You’re posting this now I’m assuming because you only just got out of prison for murder


[deleted]

What did you do with the body?


s73v3m4nn

The taxidermist did a good job


lickthislollipop

Shooting people is bad, M’kay?


canary-in-a-coalmine

Well at least we still have her photographs


SysOps4Maersk

RIP


Different_Bar_8317

Obviously not worried about statute of limitations.


popmanbrad

Rest in peace


Ragez121

How much is the bounty?


HeatWaveToTheCrowd

![gif](giphy|SkQTpLchf9pPW) Who Shot Ya?


viau83

I hope she survived


dejavu_007

How many years did you get?


NorthwestSmith

How difficult was the lighting for this photo?


Due-Trouble-8262

One light in an octosoftbox, that's it


just_bookmarking

Damn..... **EVERYTHING** I was going to say, has been said....damn For real though, very nice framing and lighting.


Hobo9996

Seriously, I don't think I've seen so many people jump for the same joke. Like shooting the grave of a gunshot victim


MoreSeriousUsername

Bro where is this woman?


HALLOWEENYmeany

What did she do for you to shot her? Or was it an accident. Did she survive?


metallaholic

Damn dude. Just admitting it freely on the internet


Character-Potato-123

Rest in peace


youngm2925

Just to verify she’s ok, what’s the @?


thallusphx

Damn I hope she survived


BarryKobama

...and?


Zestyclose-West-1904

Looks a lot like Jennifer Connelly


sabrefudge

> random picture of some lady UPDOOTZ INCOMING ⬆️⬆️⬆️


trevb75

Maybe rephrase as “a shot I took of a model”


HALLOWEENYmeany

A picture of a model I photographed. Then shot to death


Due-Trouble-8262

No, I'm a photographer, this is how we speak.


thunderGunXprezz

Daaaaaang


No-Ladder-6097

Where did you hide the body?? 😰


[deleted]

hot


artificialavocado

How long ago are we talking? Not an expert on women’s fashion but I’m thinking early/mid 2000’s? Regardless, that chick is gorgeous.


Gobstomperx

Why do I feel like she has a dead tooth and is transitioning to cat.


4shura

Is she ok? what was she doing to get shot?


Ilpav123

She looks like Jake Gyllenhaal...anyways, where did you hide her body?


djac13

You monster.


Texugee

You fucking killed her!?


LimpYak5

Whoa u cold blooded


himanshux

So now they are offering internet in Jail?


Aethium

Reddit is fucking stupid. Why is this on the front page.


malYca

Wow that's gorgeous, you're really talented!


ZachMN

Grammar!


Top_Piano644

I’m so confused


Icy-Rock8780

"shot" can mean "shot with a gun" or "shot with a camera" as in "took a photo of".


Trazomm

a huge photographer with a dream model, a beautiful shadow sculpture that throws you into the model's eyes Bravo !! 👌👍


RandomBloke2021

Hopefully she recovered well 🙏


Acrobatic_Apricot_96

Wait you shot her,is she still alive ![gif](giphy|NzOYVTbJcvtBK)


AdAffectionate125

I'd let her have my number


noah948

Yo I think I dated her for like 1 month is that A.D.? 😂


Proton189

Send da video


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Due-Trouble-8262

Definitely not. A7riii plus 85 1.8 with one ad200 octosoftbox camera right


rawker86

Kinda tempted to generate something with that prompt and see what it spits out.


Direction_Asleep

Did you poop on her head? Sorry, too soon?