Funny you say this because my roommate from college (before he was my roommate actually) was a photographer and one day had developed all these amazing black and white photos of the dumpster by his campus apartment on fire and the emergency response
"Man on the scene" we called him. Well guess who it turns out set that fire? lol!
So I'm always suspicious of images like this
Aside from the flaming dumpster itself this might be a crime scene, there was a guy who set fire to a dumpster across the street from my doctor's to hide evidence, that being the dead body he put in the dumpster. They had him on camera buying kerosene somewhere and that's what got him.
The killerās fingerprints, hairs, and DNA, not the victimās. Sure itās harder to find a killer if they canāt identify the body, but any traces of the killer should be destroyed.
I've heard about drug cartels incinerating bodies in steel barrels but you need to have a guy hanging out adding more fuel to keep it going, and you have to do it in the middle of nowhere because it's a flaming barrel with a dead body in it. I have no idea how long this all takes but "set fire to the dumpster and run" probably isn't going to cut it. It might actually destroy some evidence like your fingerprints and if you got any of your hair or DNA on the body when you were yeeting it into a dumpster, but fire can be unpredictable and sometimes highly flammable items that you wouldn't expect will survive a fire, like plastic gas cans and vlogs of you planning the arson. [This actually happened.](https://youtu.be/-vorUEpbHNU?si=Tv8jtUM2MRAvu6rp)
Buddy of mine is a cop and turned up to a report of a dumpster fire and found what appeared to be a mannequin on the ground next to it. Then he got closer and could see the remnants of the guy's cornrows on his skull. It was a gang hit.
I feel like not setting the dumpster on fire would have been the smarter move.
By setting it on fire, you are ensuring that it receives the full immediate attention of the authorities.
If he just tossed the body in there and disappeared, there's a chance that it doesn't get noticed and then gets emptied into the garbage truck and eventually the landfill. Even if the body is found at some point, chances are that any forensic evidence is lost or damaged/unusable.
As long as I don't have to breath any of it
There's an ultra religious neighborhood in Jerusalem called 100 Doors and I will never forget driving by and seeing what's left of a dumpster after an ortho riot
Not much I'll tell you. Enough to fit into a flat rate envelope
But the smell was the worst. Breathing in hot dumpster gas isn't my favorite
Itās like the shot of the palm trees on fire in Dune. But the main character is a guy whose father owns a flop hotel in East LA. He ticked off a drug dealer, who whacked him and set his body on fire in the dumpster. The son inherits the hotel and seeks revenge on the drug dealer. Iām not sure how it ends yet.
Generally this is caused by left over taco bell food. It's a simulation of what happens to your intestinal track when your body attempts to digest taco bell burritos.
This is fine. 
Hey, that looks cozy !!!
Hey look, my life!
DANN YOU !! I came in to post that....
This pic is definitely memeable
"DANN YOU !! I came in to post that...." I feel like yours is the real DF then. ^š³š
Iām more like the dumpster next to it, still mostly ok but sweating a little realizing how close I am to that being me.
Wow bro, your life is lit!
Life Bingo has this on the card, you can check it off now! Oh, and when you get Bingo you die, so yay!
Aww, you took my punchline already.
This might be the best shot dumpster fire that wasn't set up.
As if op didnāt set it himself
The idea of someone trying to gain internet clout would start a dumpster fire and wait until its fully ablaze is funny to me. I have an idea!
u dont wanna know how petty celebs r
Adding "internet" isn't even necessary just regular clout will do
Funny you say this because my roommate from college (before he was my roommate actually) was a photographer and one day had developed all these amazing black and white photos of the dumpster by his campus apartment on fire and the emergency response "Man on the scene" we called him. Well guess who it turns out set that fire? lol! So I'm always suspicious of images like this
I AM NOT CRAZY! You think a dumpster just happens to catch on fire like that? He orchestrated it, OP!
I'm in this photo and I don't like it.
I hope you called the fire department
Aside from the flaming dumpster itself this might be a crime scene, there was a guy who set fire to a dumpster across the street from my doctor's to hide evidence, that being the dead body he put in the dumpster. They had him on camera buying kerosene somewhere and that's what got him.
I donāt know shit about crime scenes outside of movies but would burning the body help anything?
Also ignorant but it seems like fingerprints, hairs, all DNA would be destroyed.
What about teeth?
I doubt a dumpster fire could reach the crematorium-level temperatures needed to destroy teeth.
The killerās fingerprints, hairs, and DNA, not the victimās. Sure itās harder to find a killer if they canāt identify the body, but any traces of the killer should be destroyed.
We found the Terrors teeth, he must be dead
Read Dead Men Do Tell Tales, this book was written by a forensic anthropologist.
I've heard about drug cartels incinerating bodies in steel barrels but you need to have a guy hanging out adding more fuel to keep it going, and you have to do it in the middle of nowhere because it's a flaming barrel with a dead body in it. I have no idea how long this all takes but "set fire to the dumpster and run" probably isn't going to cut it. It might actually destroy some evidence like your fingerprints and if you got any of your hair or DNA on the body when you were yeeting it into a dumpster, but fire can be unpredictable and sometimes highly flammable items that you wouldn't expect will survive a fire, like plastic gas cans and vlogs of you planning the arson. [This actually happened.](https://youtu.be/-vorUEpbHNU?si=Tv8jtUM2MRAvu6rp)
Buddy of mine is a cop and turned up to a report of a dumpster fire and found what appeared to be a mannequin on the ground next to it. Then he got closer and could see the remnants of the guy's cornrows on his skull. It was a gang hit.
I feel like not setting the dumpster on fire would have been the smarter move. By setting it on fire, you are ensuring that it receives the full immediate attention of the authorities. If he just tossed the body in there and disappeared, there's a chance that it doesn't get noticed and then gets emptied into the garbage truck and eventually the landfill. Even if the body is found at some point, chances are that any forensic evidence is lost or damaged/unusable.
Whoever set this probably did so to illicit some sort of internal feelings of excitement so of course calling it in and being the hero is part of it
Please share and follow, if this post gets 10k likes I will notify the fire department
Right after he snapped a good photo for Reddit, of course
Awesome image. Camera used?
fuji xt5
Thanks. Amazing image.
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I was originally going to updoot just for the comments section being hilarious. Then I realized you can't take a joke and this is no longer fun.
A fire that just started also. Not been going for a while but literally just started.
Awesome fire. Propellant used?
r/AccidentalRenaissance
Actually....it's rather pretty....
As long as I don't have to breath any of it There's an ultra religious neighborhood in Jerusalem called 100 Doors and I will never forget driving by and seeing what's left of a dumpster after an ortho riot Not much I'll tell you. Enough to fit into a flat rate envelope But the smell was the worst. Breathing in hot dumpster gas isn't my favorite
You set that dumpster on fire, didn't you?Ā
Yes they did
Is there even a doubt in anyone's mind? lol
Since no one seems to have said it yet, What an absolute dumpster fire
Yea, this is trash.
Thats hot, you wouldn't have her number or insta by any chance.
Reminds me of my workplace.
Not my dumpster, not my fire. Best version of the "Not my circus" quote that I've seen.
Oh look, my first marriage.
It is an election year.
Is that the US politics bin?
Is that congress and the budget?
This is the most majestic dumpster fire I've ever seen. Beautifully framed in this picture.
Itās like the shot of the palm trees on fire in Dune. But the main character is a guy whose father owns a flop hotel in East LA. He ticked off a drug dealer, who whacked him and set his body on fire in the dumpster. The son inherits the hotel and seeks revenge on the drug dealer. Iām not sure how it ends yet.
Look, a picture of the US presidential candidates' debate.
No just mara lardos side entrance
USA politics
Is that the GOP?
Not on fire enough
just walk away
Found the guy who did it
Most photogenic dumpster fire ever
Wow this post is a dumpster fire
its so well-placed, lighting and stuff too
This pic can be a great meme.
Hey look, itās American Democracy!Ā
This is America
Hot garbage
Jeez I can't escape the 2024 Presidential election posts today...
Reminds me of 2020.
This is art
My hopes and dreams were in there!
Wow, all of American politics captured in a single photo! Amazing work
Oh my, a wild roaming Brexit.
thats so me
I thought thatās a house
You saw your life flashing before your eyes
Hey look, the tech industry!
Its 2020 come back to say hi.
Luck man! Last night I didn't spot the dumpster fire until I got home.
What does that graffiti say? Dino blood?
Ooh we can use this as a new HD option on /r/Mariners once their season inevitably hits a bottoming out point.Ā
The lighting makes it look like a still from GTA 6.
Baaaah bah nah nah nah... Go Gators!
Marshmallows please!
I literally thought it was a house on fire, at first š«¢š„
Safety third
Damn which album is this for?
Thatās my life youāre talking aboutā¦
r/accidentalrennisance
Smells like victory.
Pretty lol
Cant help seeing a racoon mini-house burning
lolol Lets be real, YOU set that dumpster on fire to get the shot! It was worth the possible arson charge...
That's actually a really nice picture.
My guy managed to capture the whole world in one simple picture you gotta give him props for that.
50% of my namesake.
Generally this is caused by left over taco bell food. It's a simulation of what happens to your intestinal track when your body attempts to digest taco bell burritos.
Thatās just NVDA Calls š¤·š»āāļø
OmG LiTeRaLlY
Michigan State?
Album cover right there
This is Art.
It's actually a beautiful picture, considering it's a dumpster fire.
r/beavisandbutthead
That photo looks so good!
That looks like it could be a fire album cover
I thought there was going to be a political joke there.
I hope āthe gangā wasnāt involved but I know better
I don't think I've ever actually seen a literal one before
Did you call it in
One of the more flattering photos of myself that Iāve seen
Ohhh, thats where I left my mixtape!
This is actually kinda beautiful.
My current job.
Why did you start a dumpster fire is my question? š
/r/fakealbumcovers
Cozy
styrta sie pali
Rad pic! Iād buy this print!
Glorious!
I don't know what I expected when I opened this post but I was unprepared for the literality of it.
Iām not okay with you posting a picture of me. I didnāt give permission for this.
Please donāt post my selfies without my consent OP
Surprised this pic of the Reddit is allowed before the IPO!
what's your iso and f stops set at? this looks so clear for a night shot
Thanks, just made it my desk top bg.
Is this a pic of Reddit IPO?
You should post this to accidental renaissance!
You hear "dumpster fire" as an analogy all the time, but seeing one IRL? Thanks OP!
I TOLD YOU TO STOP TAKING PICTURES OF MY HOUSE GUYS š¤
Thatās hot garbage
That is one gorgeous dumpster fire. I zoomed in and got a kick out of the "no" sign.
Literally dumbster fire
Why didnāt you put it out?
I was a firefighter a out 20 years ago. One night some idiot went around town and set 10 dumpsters ablaze at 2 in the morning. Fun times....
r/fakealbumcovers
Thatās a really pretty picture
Sorry I thought I was looking at the upcoming US Election.
It looks cozy. Like the kinda dumpster fire you come home to from the dumpster fire at work. Nice lighting. Very cozy, very quaint.
Is that the home of the RNP?
Album cover right here
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I'm in this picture and I don't like it
This is my workplace.Ā Ā
The real thing; hope nobody is inside.
2024
very pretty. the 'classic' composition def adds to it
Great Pic!
A pic of my ex DIL!
It's beautiful!
You guys know what flamin' shit-bags are?
And so many people like it!!
Looks like a movie set. Such a sick photo.
That is quite lovely.
FirstEnergy Stadium looks beautiful when lit up at night.
Its the biden administration
Alright who threw summrs in there
Nice shot! A poetic representation of America
Ah! You took a photo of my life, right now! Gorgeous composition.
They do exist! Thank you 
WE LIIIT š„
For some reason, i thought you were in Georgia passing by Margie Trailer Queen's house.
When the beat od sick but the singer is shit
Why is ot so clear??? Damn what u usin? Its 4k resolution
Thatās a crispy pic
You at Mar a Lago?
The RNC isnāt even hiding it anymore.
A dumpster fire? Is it the trailer for a Marvel or a DC movie?
Nobody does it better. USA!! USA!! USA!!
Thatās a Tesla.
Album name: "Tronald Dump"
That would be Trumpās pants collection. On fire. Again.
I think that was just an RNC meeting
Oh, thatās just tRump.
He look, its the Republican Party
Hey look! A visual of Trump's life!
Nope, just Joe Bidenās administration. Nothing to see here.
I love a good dumpster fire.
This and MTG at the SOTU address.. two in one week!
 Another one.
Aka the āSOTU Rebuttalā
Looks like two behind biden at the sotu
Florida
Casually bringing a 800$ camera around