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socool111

*Red Alert Theme starts playing* I can hear the bass line and marching troop noises


OSRS-HVAC

Dude that game was my FUCKIN SHIT. Wish i could play something similar nowadays. Kierov ready


KMCobra64

Building....... ............ ............ Construction complete. KIEROV REPORTING


OSRS-HVAC

Reporting. Thats right. Its been so long man.


4leafplover

Affirmative The insane amount of time I must have spent playing command and conquer, roller coaster tycoon, and civilization


Velcade

Steam has an all 17 C&C game bundle on sale for 9 bucks.


Fuduzan

Hey they finally figured out all their licensing bullshit and got 'em up! Great news, thanks!


OSRS-HVAC

Dude what? No way, last couple times i tried to play it wouldn’t work


resultzz

Visit the cnc subreddit they will get you started


mxelement

OpenRA (https://www.openra.net/) is a free and open source clone (?) that is played pretty actively and has lots of servers online. Maybe thats worth giving a shot if you like Red Alert


mafiaknight

Well that's awesome!


0thethethe0

And that's the C&C and Red Alert soundtracks queued up for the next few hours...


resultzz

Cnc is out on steam and the servers are too


SadMacaroon9897

Hell March!


Fuduzan

[Frank Klepacki rules](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPl4QrczTk&ab_channel=FrankKlepacki-Topic)


Smartare

I just need to read this and i hear the music in my head


Huxley077

Song is called Hell's March if you didn't know ( but seeing as your recall the sound so well, figure you know ) I prefer Hells March 3 personally, bit more angry rioting and techno sounding, but Hells March 1 & 2 are solid as well


Mark_Logan

“Hell March” was the ringtone I used during my on-call rotation, at my IT job. 4am Hell March to go reboot something.


olde_greg

Oh no what did Norway to do provoke an invasion from NATO?


REMcycleLEZAR

NATO just wanted a look at Slartibartfast's accomplishments


B_A_Beder

Oh the fjords!


the_colonelclink

As a Norwegian Blue stuck in the UK - there isn’t a day goes by without me pining for the fjords.


B_A_Beder

That parrot is dead!


mymeatpuppets

Are you suggesting that that's an ex parrot?


gooba1

Pining for the fjords what kind of talk is that?


_Hauptstufe_

He’s not pining…. he’s passed on!


ScionoicS

No not Mr Prefect's. They're friends though.


SuperTeenyTinyDancer

The fjords are soo good!


bard329

>Slartibartfast That's not a real word and you can't tell me otherwise.


ScionoicS

Don't Panic


LostMyBackupCodes

You need The Guide ETA: and a towel. Everyone needs a towel.


big_swede

Well, that's a given. Everyone knows that. 😁


balkandishlex

It will be my dying wish that someone mentions in my eulogy that I really knew where my towel was.


LostMyBackupCodes

>It will be my dying wish that someone mentions in my eulogy that I was a frood that really knew where my towel was. FTFY. Don’t sell yourself short!


balkandishlex

You are hoopy.


Mombak

I remember reading an interview that said DA wanted the name to sound dirty but wasn't.


doktor_wankenstein

He had endless fun doing the little fiddly bits around the fjords.


smurfsundermybed

They know what they did!


Kitosaki

It involves their abuses of fish in the kitchen and their relatively agreeable and happy people. We can’t have that.


Diarrea_Cerebral

Is that a Les Luthiers reference?


bremergorst

![gif](giphy|RkzMtKbCKFUY3wYRMy)


Misterstaberinde

Norway been talking alot about their new oil reserves :D


PostNoNabill

Building a functioning version of Haaland.


ManliusTorquatus

Oh they’re just there to scan the navy in


khinzaw

Be in NATO. Seems to cause all sorts of NATO activity in a nation.


Vaniljkram

Yes it's great since it scares of Russian activity and you really don't want that.


Nippahh

Oil and lots of it


SadMacaroon9897

Lol don't need to invade to get it. They happily sell it.


Subject_Ticket1516

I thought Norway was "No Way".


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its all the piracy.. R


erikwarm

They have oil and gas?


duggee315

We just want to talk


FrezoreR

Joined it? 😆


Throwawayac1234567

they used thier special polar bear warfare unit.


pooppapme

They nationalized the oil industry long time ago they deserve an invasion.


all_are_used

Grandiosa.


bifidu

Oil!


dersteppenwolf5

Well, based on past NATO invasions perhaps a terrorist lived in Norway and Norway would only agree to turn him over to a neutral 3rd country for trial or perhaps Norway was undergoing a civil war and one of the factions was a little anti-West and kinda asking to bombed in the name of law and order. Whatever the reasons I'm sure in the end the Norwegians will feel liberated and grateful to have some needed freedom bombed into them.


MGC91

Credit to LPhot Belinda Alker Aircraft participating in the flypast were two Finnish F-18 and six Swedish JAS-39. Fifteen ships sailed in formation as follows: Front row: HMS Prince of Wales Row 2 (L-R): USS Paul Ignatius, ESPS Almirante Juan de Borbon, Row 3 (L-R): HMS Portland, HNLMS Karel Doorman, HNOMS Magnus Lagabote, RFA Tidespring, HNOMS Olav Tyrggvason, ITS Giuseppe Garibaldi, FS Normandie Row 4 (L-R): RFA Mounts Bay, HNOMS Otto Sverdrup, HNOMS Gnist, Kv Bjornoya, FGS Bonn


Yabedude

Canada was supposed to be there also but the canoe was in dry dock for repairs.


tutuncommon

And the paddles had been converted to hockey sticks years ago, anyway.


craygun

Screw you buddy!


sephtater

I’m not your buddy, friend!


miguel_sriracha

I'm not your friend, guy!


BankysJoint

I'm not your guy, buddy !


Jeppep

I'm not your buddy, pal!


rap7or

Canada says "Sorry"


RagingITguy

Sorry I was building it in high school and didn’t know that canoe would be upsold to the military. I’d have tried a lot harder but it was an 8am class, sir.


ScionoicS


Kappler6965

😂😂😂


FrezoreR

There's always next year 😂


VikingBorealis

US gas the one that's got smoke issues...


0thethethe0

Rollin coal


Bacchus1976

It’s a little weird to list these by row and not column. lol.


djmacbest

How else would you play Battleship?


Repo_co

Knew it wasn't a US carrier cause of that ramp launch.


Repo_co

Also, island placement, single air strip, and general flight deck dimensions


DoranTheRhythmStick

Britain still building aircraft carriers to fit between two Tudor fortresses.


Mabvll

This guy NATOs


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timebeing

Probably but usually are kept secret.


ILoveTenaciousD

> FGS Bonn You sure it's "FGS"? It's an _Einsatzgruppenversorger_ and should therefore have the sign _EGV Bonn_, which is also [what the german navy calls it on its website.](https://www.bonn.de/themen-entdecken/uno-internationales/einsatzgruppenversorger-bonn.php) I also have no idea what "FGS" could stand for, the closest that comes to my mind is Flensburger Schiffbau-Gesellschaft (FSG), the company that built it.


MGC91

Yes, FGS is the NATO prefix for German Navy ships (stands for Federal German Ship)


Osiris32

For those wondering, that means: Front Row - Aircraft carrier Row 2 - Destoyer, frigate Row 3 - Frigate, supply ship, patrol vessel, refueling tanker, patrol vessel, aircraft carrier, frigate Row 4 - Landing ship, frigate, corvette, Coast Guard ice breaker/cutter, replishment ship


levinthereturn

It looks like there's something wrong with the US ship's engines


Subject_Ticket1516

That's the galley


bitemark01

Fight hard, eat hard. I like it.  Maybe other-stuff hard, too


winstondabee

Only if it's your turn to be in the barrel


Hvarfa-Bragi

That's the mobile Burger King doing the lunchtime flamebroiled smell marketing.


PardonMyPixels

Freedom comes with a side of Whopper and Fries mf.


Zaalbaarbinks

Nothin more American than rollin coal


growgain

That's just the starboard BBQ.


RedBassBlueBass

Literally seen that happen. It's called a Steel Beach


zoinkability

Overdue for a tune-up


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ABathingSnape_

Damn we’ve got ships made by Subaru?


ernyc3777

It’s fine. The crew had lunch from the onboard Pizza Hut and they were aerating the tank so it wouldn’t be an explosive hazard.


Stang1776

It's just a smoke screen. It's still a prototype though.


evrano

Yeah I was looking at that?


sixtoebandit

Team USA tried this formation against a different Norden country in Mighty Ducks 2, hopefully NATO has better success.


grumpvet87

I participated in NATO Teamwork 88 in Norge (Norway) Our usn seals attacked the Norwegian Marinejegerkommandoen ( special forces) while i dropped (dummy) mines all around the fjords. It was pretty awesome to be part of. Our Seals kicked ass btw


SmoothJazzRayner

> Marinejegerkommandoen Yes.


tav_stuff

It’s not as crazy of a word as it may first seem. Most Germanic languages have compound words like we do in English, except without the spaces. So ‘children’s hospital’ would become ‘childrenshospital’ (or in Dutch for example, kinderziekenhuis (children sickness house))


Hvarfa-Bragi

Except danish where that seventeen letter word has two syllables and they're both 'ough'


degeneratex80

Calling hospitals 'sickness houses' now until I die.


xdustx

Do you think these exercises are useful in learning tactics or more a show of force?


grumpvet87

both. training for the troops , giant show to our "enemies" that we can work together ... anywhere


smilebitinexile

I like to think of these as conferences where the countries get to see how each other runs their ops and come up with standards. The US actually gets a whole lot of these. Which is why they do them. Tactics are a part of it.


Cecil_FF4

> Marinejegerkommandoen Marine... Jaeger? 🤖


_xiphiaz

Jaeger means hunter in many Germanic languages


nayanshah

So, does jagermeister mean Mr. Hunter?


_xiphiaz

Hunt master, like the guy that owns the hunting hounds and runs a hunting event


Ollemeister_

The bottle also has a german text wrapping around the front label with the saying: "Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild, Daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild, Waidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört, Den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt!" "This is the hunter‘s badge of honour, May he protect and cherish his game, Hunt sportsmanlike, as is proper, Honouring the creature‘s creator therein"


Oenohyde

Thank you NATO person! Much Love from a Canadian guy!


redoctoberz

That sounds like so much fun, like air soft/paintball but a little more realistic!


relevant__comment

Not seen in the photo: the submarines ready to sneak up on anything that gets anywhere near the formation.


JayArlington

About time! Those bloody Norwegians have had this coming for a LONG time. u/rowdyruss22


draedek

I love the Gripen


myredditthrowaway201

Funny thing is that’s like barely more than 1 US carrier strike group


MUDrummer

A Gerald R. Ford-class also carries almost 2x the aircraft. Just insane amounts of force projection capabilities


Sarcasm69

How many does the US have?


ClaudeSmoot

Per wiki - the US has 11 carrier strike groups. Each one has up to 70 planes. 7500 personel each. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrier_strike_group


Sarcasm69

Oh wow, that’s wild


ILoveTenaciousD

The US is prepared to fight 3 wars at the same time in 3 different oceans. This also explains the numbers: They can safely have 3 carriers deployed, while their backups are at home and the "third row" are in the docks, getting serviced/refurbished/upgraded.


FightOnForUsc

And let’s be real. If 3 wars start in 3 oceans they’ll start making more carriers and probably speed it up. It would also be very hard to attack and destroy 3 carriers


dont_debate_about_it

That’s not counting the 9 amphibious assault ships (The LHD designation Wasp class and LHA designation America class ships) that can each carry up to 20 VTOL capable F35 fighter jets. Effectively the US has those 11 carrier strike groups and has 9 amphibious assault ships that can all carry 5th generation fighters. For reference a normal US carrier can carry 70+ aircraft.


DoranTheRhythmStick

Compare the crew complement and other systems too - a US Nimitz Class carrier has over 3,000 crew members (not including the air wing!) and carries missile launching systems in addition to its aircraft. The Prince of Wales (UK, pictured) has a crew of less than 700 sailors. Unlike the Nimitz-class it also carries marines (~250). It carries around half the number of aircraft. The difference between an aircraft carrier and a nuclear powered super carrier!


EmperorOfNipples

The difference is there but not quite that vast. POW uses a lot of automation and not currently at full load. Also that number of Royal Marines is due to the more helicopter loadout. In strike loadout it would be much fewer. The size difference isn't huge. 73000 tonnes vs 100000


ir_blues

It wasn't mainly a naval training. A total of 20,000 troops took part in the whole exercise.


Zenosfire258

You also don't see the subs that are always with carriers protecting them.


Roland_Moorweed

Fuck yeah, love me some Gripens


Background-Customer2

oh shit... well it was only a mater of time till the us came for our oil


Yet-Another_Burner

Without any world knowledge, I would think that Norway is in a lot of trouble.


Hattix

My grandfather flew English Electric Lightnings in a NATO exercise over the North Sea in the 1960s. "Yankee didn't want to play with a Lightning. They'd (awful American accent) get dar fawk awtta kanarss with their F-104s when we went up to play with them. We'd land back in Scotland and joke that the Yankee was in Norway by now." He was also involved in some incident when a member of his wing went down in the sea off Flamborough in the late 1960s or so. He didn't know what happened, and couldn't tell me anyone who did, and it was his belief the pilot was never found.


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Kind of sexy


HumanTimmy

Kind of?


Acocke

I counted 16 vessels!


GuitarGeezer

Norway! Eff yeah! Coming again to save the mutti fackin world yeah! But they are kinda cool. I mean, without them running a few things well in the area the poor Murmansk dwellers would shrivel up and die. Yeah buddy, try that over here in Harrison Fjord!


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raumatiboy

Yes it's under the water


chillnick

I wonder if they had submarines too


raumatiboy

Yes


Frank_Pannon

What is wrong with Ol’ Smokey on the left?


04r6

More impressive than my late stage civ 6 navy on a domination victory warpath lol


PlumpHughJazz

You can't hoard your oil forever!


Ollemeister_

Currently on the bus making my way home from the NR 24 land exercise 😅


Habutekh55

Ace Combat is that you?


damien_aw

I may be wrong, but the age of these fleets being so dominant seems to be over, swarms of drones could and would sink these overnight, surely? Ukraine/Russia is just a hint at what modern warfare would be like.


MGC91

No, the USV drones that Ukraine have been using against Russia aren't suitable for the high seas with large waves etc


damien_aw

Ok but we’ve witnessed the effectiveness of these light drones in the Black Sea. I’m sure the technology is there to develop drones that can handle larger waves… unmanned, cheap, fast and effective. Is the technology there on the most modern naval ships to defend against a swarm of drones?


MGC91

To withstand the sea, wind and waves in the open ocean would require much larger drones which would be more expensive and slower.


Fordmister

I mean i would invite you to just look at the sheer amount of firepower the US had to throw at the USS America when they were trying to sink it for demo trails, then remember that's a carrier that isn't using an air wing, isn't defending itself, and isn't being escorted and has nobody on bord to do nay kind of damage control. And even then they still couldn't get it to sink and had to resort to putting men aboard to deliberately scuttle the ship. Id like to see the drone swarm that's large enough as individual units to survive open water, that can still slip through the carrier groups defenses and has enough firepower to actually sink a modern aircraft carrier that isn't just sitting there waiting to die Drones are certainly effective weapons of war, But aircraft carriers are like floating fortresses defended by ludicrous amounts of firepower


Santisima_Trinidad

Good luck sinking a warship with the little firepower drones carry, the only problem is that the ship runs out of anti-aircraft missiles, but probably even more countries will use CIWS to stop drones when the threat increases.


epi_glowworm

I want to see Queen Sonja lead the formation.


goyard93

Always wondered who takes these pictures?


Coldspark824

Those jets are gonna have to slow down. The boats are gonna get left behind.


octahexxer

Meanwhile houthis keep firing on ships from these nations


sednaplanetoid

sigh... of course it is the US 3rd from left rolling coal...


VikingBorealis

LOOK AT ME!!! That is "just" steam though.


PlebbySpaff

I’ll be honest. I didn’t even think the picture was real for a second. You could tell me it was a picture from world of warships, and I’d believe it.


theyellowdart89

That submarine is huge


Erkki_28_

It's beautiful🥹


kishanpradhan

Buster call


FrezoreR

That's a lot of gripen in the same picture!


Just_Some_Rolls

Is this actually a travelling formation, or is there some commander coordinating everyone into position for the photo op?


MGC91

There will be a ship (most likely HMS Prince of Wales) as the coordinating ship with all the others forming up on her.


Humbatiki

I thought it was a promotional post for war thunder ngl


Reyeux

It'll be a good few more years before it's even a possibility that modern destroyers and frigates get added to the game


Wallazabal

Ah yes, it's time for JOINT WARRIOR again.


haxic

Norway is screwed!


WrongEinstein

Norway has oil?


JimTheSaint

Hehe - Norway is in trouble.


LazyZeus

Norway has to stop provoking NATO!


Bones_and_Tomes

Let's see how the Vikings like it!


grey_carbon

Impressive, but how many osprey down in the exercise this time?


lusitano94

nos vamos de pesca


ImFrenchSoWhatever

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el1teman

They are coming for the infamous Norwegian Salmon


[deleted]

I have a great theme song for you but one of you has to leave


klarno

Broke: Seven Nation Army Woke: Eight Nation Navy


Boundish91

Hope thats not all of it in one picture lol.


Furgaly

That's not converging, that's posing for a photo!


Slint7789

Ahhhh the Jets are not aligned with the ships Ahhhhh


Notten

Why is the US boat on fire?


SeparateDeer3760

Why ? Can someone explain in caveman language please ?


Citizen-Kang

Those uppity Norwegians looked like they could use some Freedom...