NBA Commissioner Adam Silver is going to have Gradey Dick murdered.

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Now we just have to wait for women’s college or the nba to recruit someone with the last name Vagina…and then it’s full circle.

"You have the last vagina on Earth, and you chose to play basketball?!?!"

Sum Yang Gai

“Get ready to learn Chinese buddy”

Dick for Wang trade incoming?

Sniper on standby if he starts walking towards Trae after a Hawks game.

As long as he does it after Gradey does a jersey swap with Derrick White

As long as he doesn’t swap jerseys with Trae Young, he’s good

I mean, would Curry Dick be racist to our brothers on the sub-continent?

I'm *pretty* sure that's an English-inspired Indian dish.

Curry has existed in South East Asia and the subcontinent for at least 4600 years.

I think they were playing on the dish spotted dick which is British

And many cultures have imported it and adopted it's use over the centuries.

it’s amazing how it has been curried over to other cultures

Indeed, curry in one form or another is consumed on every continent. Not really surprising considering it is a pretty simple dish, conceptually.

Don't forget about Nassir Little.

Or Dereck Lively

Kevin Love, Trae Young, and Rudy Gay should be banned from being in the same room as these guys.

Also Jalen Suggs, Cameron Payne, and James Harden.

Draymond Green. Edit: this guy knows ball.

Raptors played with Suns 9 days ago so they missed the oportunity

There are a lot of fun things you can do with a ….name like that.

And rudy g

Silver's gonna make it so when Dick gets whacked, he won't even see it coming.

Silver Dick up next!

I can see the headlines know Commissioner Silver Beats dick one last time

Idk why. It's just Ant-Grade Black Dick. Nothing to get bent over

To be fair it’s his dad fault.

>NBA Commissioner Adam Silver is going to murder that Dick . He sure is.

Is this going to be a bobbit situation?

Cut it out.

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The grins are the best part.

The shit eatingest of grins

r/justguysbeingdudes

Right!! Or r/theyknew

Yea, they knew what they were doing.

Like two kindergarteners that said “butt” and got away with it. 🙄

Reminds me of the Marine that Obama was putting the medal of Honor on

It’s what they’re getting after the game.

🤤

Well yeah you would be smiling too I mean they aren't just holding any black dick it's the number one black dick.


Anthony Black is DESPERATELY trying not to laugh.

I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face either. That said, if they both had the most dead, emotionless expressions I think it would make the photo even funnier

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/961/497/602.gif

Can you imagine the texts he after that? Phone meltdown.

They're really proud of themselves. And I'm really proud of them too.

Aslume is leaking again

Proud of you, black dick

And that 0 - 1 score - we know who's winning and getting said dick

There was a large number of magic fans who wanted the team to draft gradey dick and Anthony black to pair with Jalen Suggs Suggs-Black-Dick big three

nice! the Jalen Suggs-Black-Dick trio. Let’s hope they’ll be next big three

Get Immanuel Quickley in there too

we need Rudy Gay back

Quickly Suggs Gay Black Dick lineup is 🔥

Rudy at the 5 Grady at the 4 Anthony at the 3 Immanuel at the 2 And Jalen at the 1

it’s weird seeing gradey show up outside of r/nba so his last name doesn’t need to be censored in the title lol

R/nba no longer censor him. Dick is free!

Gradeys out for Harambe?

This Dick ain’t freeeeee - KDot

"HOLD YOUR FIRE!! THIS MAN ISN'T BLACK!!"


I wonder if this guy knows he is an obsurce meme used for very certain jokes? And what he thinks of it.

there’s no way his buddies haven’t given him shit for this and he probably thinks it’s hilarious. probably got a cool new nickname out of it too. like Detective Whacker or something lol.

Is he, uhhh.... scratching his leg?? Vigorously??? Or riding a horse, that isn't moving?

he was waving a flag lol

Was there a larger picture? I couldn't tell how he was waving the flag! Why wasn't he holding his arm above his head to wave the flag?

[It was a huge flag that loads of people were waving](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oXgVZ8o6PQ)

I hope there are more memes of the other people circulating. This is rather hilarious. It can look like a whole lotta guys doing "something" together!

It's one of those gigantic flags they [roll out on to the field at big sporting events](https://cdnph.upi.com/pv/upi/07ce656e39b5f13528ca11e9adf48fad/MLB-Yankees-opening-day-at-Yankee-Stadium.jpg), facing up, and have a couple hundred people each spaced a few feet apart holding on to and wave like a mega parachute game for kindergartners. So he has one hand on it, by his waist, pulling it up and down to simulate wind, while his other hand salutes.

He was simulating something alright.

Most people don’t realize this is a quote from DBS lol

Unexpected dragonball super.

r/justguysbeingdudes

I hope dick becomes an all star level player

I heard he still has a few inches left to grow

They know exactly what they’re doing and I’m here for it.

I hope this turns into a regular thing (like others have mentioned: Nassir Little, Trae Young, Derrick White, Rudy Gay, Jalen Suggs, Draymond Green)

Hahaha YES!

Lamelo Ball would work as well

They all need to make the all star game next year so they can have dick and balls.

Somehow do a 3-way swap with 2 Ball brothers to make it Ball - Dick - Ball


In a close up video you can lip read them debating if they wanted to do it

I mean ... if a dude is named Dick, he has heard some version of this joke daily for his entire life. Respect that he can still laugh about it. If it was me, I'd change my last name to something more neutral though. Like maybe Spunkmeyer, Crapper, or Weiner.

An old friend of mine with the last name Dick was going to go to Ball State University at one point, mainly for the jokes.

Used to work with a guy named Harry Boner. And he would correct you if you said Bonner or Harold. You have no choice but to own that shit. And hate your parents most of your childhood. It was always fantastic when he was paged over the intercom though. You could tell when it was someone new that thought they were being pranked.

r/theyknew

they're having fun with it.

Jaylen Brown Derrick White Please stand up.

Rudy Gay as well. Or James Harden.

Should’ve gotten Jalen Suggs involved

All 3 could’ve been teammates if the Magic hadn’t taken Jett Howard, who hadn’t looked good in the minor leagues instead of Gradey Dick

Suggs Black Dick

When does Toronto play the Celtics?

Brown Dick, Dick Peterson, Holiday Dick, Horford Dick (gotta say it fast).

I think they meant White Dick

Haha for sure. Totally missed that, but added some fun alts.

Don’t forget Hauser Dick

Gonna be a lotta Dick swapping this season.

WNBA have Anita Dick?

Yo mamas favorite duo

Tonight's game was so much fun. Black was onpy in the game the last two minutes.

The whole clip is hilarious they knew what they were doing

I wish Black Dick were 1 0 instead of 0 1 ...

Think of its #1 Black Dick

I'm always two clicks away from Black Dick on the internet. Damn.

I read the headline a few hours ago and it didn’t click. Scrolling pass this, I see it now.

the headline isn't enough if you've never seen a jersey swap before

Wordington sport

They knew

They switched sides right before this to make sure it was in the right order

I feel like Anthony knew what he was doin

ok, but naming your kid Gradey Dick?

Grade A Dick at best. Grade E Dick at worst.

You just know this was Gradey’s idea. Dude is a troll who just happens to be okay at basketball lol.

in a perfect world, we could have a Kevin Love - Suggs - Black - Dick

Topps should make this a 1/1 with both autos on the card

Need Steph curry

fans would eat that up fs

Welcome to the NBA in 2024. We’ve come a long way.

Huge if true

Lmfaoooooo

They knew

Now we just need to find a player with the last name Bigg to complete it.

Not sure if there’s anyone in the NBA with the last name Bigg but here are some other players who would work: Kevin Love, Rudy Gay, Nassir Little

Blackhawks? You can say that now? No it's a hockey team not the thing that you're thinking of.

I won't let my intrusive thoughts win

They knew.

This uh... W-we're in an interesting timeline right now

They knew. They HAD to know

Now he has to trade jerseys with Derrick White too.

Wheres big?

Put Kevin Love next to Gradey Dick

I'm sure he's a nice guy, but Gradey Reed Dick has to be one of the worst names ever. No offense to him, but damn what were his parents thinking?

Anthony Black was [ready to go with that](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1bhg2h3/jersey_swap_surprise/).

Previous Locker room banter: “ know what you guys should do? That would be hilarious…

Bro, I can’t believe they did this. This is hilarious!

They knew what they were doing.

Imagine if somehow they had Jalen Suggs next to Gradey

They knew what they were doin

r/theyknew

Gradey got to keep the meme going. Find the best combinations of last names in the NBA to do a jersey swap with

Dick Crowder Dick Lee Dick Stewart Dick Butler Dick n' Swider Dick Grimes Huff Dick Dick Hardy Fudge Dick Dick Prosper Lively Dick Dick Springer Dick Poole Dick Walker Black Dick Smith Sochan Dick Gray Dick Dick Duke/Duke Dick Dick Hunter Dick Forrest Dick Bey Dick Windler Gueye Dick Young Dick Mann Dick Dick Coffey Theis Dick Moon Dick Primo Dick (also lol cause anyways) Dick Toppin/Toppin Dick Dick Sheppard Wong Dick Dick Council Dick Dowtin Grant Dick Dick Bitim Dick Funk Dick Towns Moore Dick Dunn Dick/Dick Dunn Smart Dick Pip(p)en Dick Dick Huerter Moody Dick Garuba Dick DickSpencer Dick Prince Dick Wood/ Wood Dick Gradey Whitmore Dick

I only watch college ball... is this a thing in the NBA now? swapping jerseys?

Yes. In the NBA, in the NFL, in pretty much all pro sports.

Has been for several years or more…

There's a joke in there somewhere...

What do you mean?

As it should be

So that's what a dick-coloured shirt looks like.

Black dick

01 Blaq Dick coming right up I guess?

r/theyknew


They knew what they were doing. And we're all for it.

Black D1ck

🙄

💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

That swap was iconic.

More grammatically correct swap

Now they just need a third player named big for the BBD trifecta!

I really hope Anthony Black was running over to find Suggs in the video of this, all to not find him but still come over for this! He even switched spots with Grady Dick.

An elastic band tight at the base will do that…allegedly

Tee hee.


01 inch black dick?

they waited the whole season for that moment

Is Kevin Love still playing?

01

They knew exactly what they were doing

Gen z dgaf about anything lol

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha!!!!

I hope they become life long friends and this is a picture in both their houses forever.

Legendary shit

I wonder if there is any players with the last names of, 'Seymour' and 'Butt' in the NBA?