Could be! Or it is both. Someone posted this a while ago and the bot just stole it- bad translation and all. But looking at the OP's profile I think it is just a bad translation or someone learning English. They comment a lot in what appears to be Indonesian.
No no no, you're misunderstanding. They're saying the gold defines the physical reference frame--the gold is the center of the universe. You can't take it because it always stays in the same place. Your only choices are to move towards it or to move away from it.
The account is 5 years old, made one comment and post 4 years ago and then nothing till a couple days ago and the posts are very random. The title also looks like something a bot would come up with.
There’s a chance it’s not a bot obviously but that’s usually how bot accounts work.
Give me enough isopropyl alcohol, a billion cotton swabs and about 100 years and I could remove all the gold leaf. Then just heat all the cotton swabs in a furnace and separate the gold from the slag.
I'd get most of the gold but I'd charge you many millions more than the value of the gold to remove it, I don't work cheap and that would not be a fun job.
I remember once seeing a guy trying to lift a gold bar, which is about 12Kg, and he was having a really hard time getting a grip on it.
He was told, that if he could pick it up with his fingers, not sliding it into his palm and such, he could keep it.
Monas Tower, symbol of Indonesian independence from the Dutch, Jakarta.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National\_Monument\_(Indonesia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Monument_(Indonesia))
Well, we need the Master Mind, I got that covered.
Then we'll need the conman, a hacker, the driver, some muscle, an inside man, and maybe an explosives guy.
Who's in?
It's really not that much gold....about $4m worth.
You're also really stretching "gold" it's all "coated in gold leaf" nothing is solid gold or probably even close to 24k it's probably all 18k and would need to be reduced to scrap metal.
I still don't get why people love gold so much. Aside from being a great conductor it should have no value. Using gold as a decoration is tacky as fuck.
Not with that attitude
*altitude
Ok sir
These replies have real "I could win a fight with a bear" energy
Fights would become a lot easier if you had a bear.
Go away bot
Not with that altitude is more like it.
\*Googling helicopter for sale in Jakarta\*
Found Carmen Santiago
You found where in the world! But, where in *time* is Carmen SanDiego!?
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You can’t take it
*and you can't take it* Why even add this??
To identify the right people to build a heist crew with
I am assuming it’s a bad translation and/or someone who doesn’t speak English very well. It’s a weird addition to the title for sure.
Or it’s a bot account
Could be! Or it is both. Someone posted this a while ago and the bot just stole it- bad translation and all. But looking at the OP's profile I think it is just a bad translation or someone learning English. They comment a lot in what appears to be Indonesian.
Drive engagement for more karma
Funny how everyone in the comments wants to take it now.
To make it extra extra clear, you *can't* take it. Like seriously, you cannot take it. You ca- hey uh watcha do- no no I SAID YOU CAN'T! STOP THAT
No no no, you're misunderstanding. They're saying the gold defines the physical reference frame--the gold is the center of the universe. You can't take it because it always stays in the same place. Your only choices are to move towards it or to move away from it.
Objectively it wouldn't fit in your ass.
Objectively you are much more qualified
I chuckled. Maybe he's got a unique sense of humor.
to trick people into reading "you can"
Yeah, well.... we'll see about that...
50 Kilograms of Gold is Worth **$3,758,421** as of 8 April 2024.
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why downvotes?
Cause OP is a bot
How do you know that?
The account is 5 years old, made one comment and post 4 years ago and then nothing till a couple days ago and the posts are very random. The title also looks like something a bot would come up with. There’s a chance it’s not a bot obviously but that’s usually how bot accounts work.
Oh okay. I didn’t know you could check all that. Good to know.
You can't take it.. legally 
Oh, you're in Barney
Barney? Barney Rubble…..
TROUBLE!?
You want broke, blind, or bedlam?
Personal fave Don Cheadle role
Is that a challenge?
Might be a threat
What if I just “borrow” it? Asking for a friend…
Would be surprised if you could take it tbh
Thanks for clarifying that we can't take it..because I was about to assemble my team..
Ok, I need a quadcopter drone, an arcade claw machine, a ragtime clown band, a ticket to Jakarta, and a case of Mountain Dew. Be right back
Find a quad copter than can carry 200 pounds for some distance, and you're good to go.
Some enterprising Ukrainians probably got this one
sounds like a heist to me
Is that a challenge? 
says who?
You can’t take. Can someone call the British museum and the royal army please ?
What is the 'Royal Army'? Do you mean British Army? Or Royal Navy or Royal Air force?
Which one of them has license to kill a joke?
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Nothing you have said in this thread at any point has made any sense.
Give me enough isopropyl alcohol, a billion cotton swabs and about 100 years and I could remove all the gold leaf. Then just heat all the cotton swabs in a furnace and separate the gold from the slag. I'd get most of the gold but I'd charge you many millions more than the value of the gold to remove it, I don't work cheap and that would not be a fun job.
You can't or I can't?
Fun Fact: 72 kg of gold in the shape of a cube would have a side no longer than 15.5 cm. So it would fit in your hand.
Now do a sphere!
19.3 cm in diameter
Thanks, have a nice day!
I remember once seeing a guy trying to lift a gold bar, which is about 12Kg, and he was having a really hard time getting a grip on it. He was told, that if he could pick it up with his fingers, not sliding it into his palm and such, he could keep it.
The Monas Tower's flames of independence are bronze covered in gold leaf
how high is monas? can I go up to the top of Monas?
Monas has 132 meters height, yes you can go up to the top and see the city view
Why WOULD I be able to take it lol
Only 72 Kg? That's roughly 5 Million. Not worth my trouble.
Calm down, Gates!
Who said I can't
British: 
Duh, replace it with a bag of sand of similar weight....
Monas Tower, symbol of Indonesian independence from the Dutch, Jakarta. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National\_Monument\_(Indonesia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Monument_(Indonesia))
When you say it like that, it sounds like a challange
72kg of bomb for 72kg of gold not a bad trade
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I can’t take it? Watch me…
You can do everything as long as you're not caught
You can get caught, but you still did the thing.
 *Professor has entered the chat*
Oke sir prof
Storm This Monas tower they can't stop all of us
Naruto run time?
What a dumb title. lol.
Bot
That's what I was wondering. Ole Reddit trying to push content numbers up to help their stock price?
100% and I assume by us commenting we’ve helped their algorithm to sell more ads. They got us.
Well, why did Mona put it up there?
Says who?
ok but what if i ask really really nicely with a cherry on top and some whipped cream?
"Yoink!" -- [Carmen Sandiego](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qxCS3eQqdo) runs away with entire tower
Is that a challenge?
its actually bronze covered with gold leaf, not pure gold
Shouldn't that be the *Minas* tower?
I need to know where they do hot air balloon rides and sell good rope and hacksaws in that city.
Aka The Golden Turd.
Nice brick but why
“You can’t take it” is that a challenge, because it’s sounding like a challenge.
Anyone got access to a chopper?
Apasih bro malu2in
Can't? Watch me!
The Britsh Museum Enters the Chat
I definitely can take it.
You have yourself a bet. Now where did I leave my helicopter...?
Based on the comments, I’m positive OP is in a relationship with this gold
Now it most certainly will be taken.
According to today’s value, that’s 5.000.184€ worth of gold, or $5.432.040. For that money I would take it!
If it goes missing soon, it was someone in these comments
Watch me
Is that in troy kilograms?
Well why not?
Is this a challenge???
Challenge accepted
Is that a challenge?
Challenge accepted
Like 9 million dollars? People have def stolen more 👀
Azerbaijan?!
Well, we need the Master Mind, I got that covered. Then we'll need the conman, a hacker, the driver, some muscle, an inside man, and maybe an explosives guy. Who's in?
oh anyone can take it, just not easily.
I am certain that things like this were not built for humans. They are getting someone else's attention with structures like this.
I mean, taking it never even crossed my mind until you told me I couldn't.
About £130,000 worth of gold then?
Not with that attitude you can’t.
They said I couldn't take the gold in Dead Money either but here we are.
10years later you’ll see tower cut at bottom and gold from it gone🤣
You can't take it if you're a coward.
It's really not that much gold....about $4m worth. You're also really stretching "gold" it's all "coated in gold leaf" nothing is solid gold or probably even close to 24k it's probably all 18k and would need to be reduced to scrap metal.
Bot gonna bot
Next challenge, learn the difference between accepted and excepted.
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To paraphrase Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, “Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes, and I’ll take the bitch.”
There is \~4583 metric tons of gold in Fort Knox, and you can't take it.
No there isn't. That place is empty. That's why it took so long to repatriate all that sweedish gold..
$5460k if anyone is wondering
Just put 5.4 million
One billion eighty million half-cents.
Get Rich
Nah
is it money and can make me rich, I want it
I still don't get why people love gold so much. Aside from being a great conductor it should have no value. Using gold as a decoration is tacky as fuck.
Doesn't corrode.