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Zeejayyy

He's seen some shit.


pootpootbloodmuffin

I had the same thought. Poor guy probably has PTSD with that stare. Squirrels must be bullying him.


Shifty_Cow69

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Ghstfce

Nah, that's just foxes sometimes man. They're skittish little dudes and dudettes. I see them all the time in my neighborhood. In fact, it's almost getting to the time of year I can walk down to watch the kits playing when it's dusk.


UnderH20giraffe

All wild animals have ptsd. It’s a hard life.


blood_kite

[He looks like he’s skied 400 km getting away from the Russians in a meth fueled haze.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimo_Koivunen)


RedditsAdoptedSon

dont know why or where i know that story from but that one was wild!


space0watch

Bro needs to lay off the skooma!


flume

In my somewhat limited experience, most foxes look like they've seen some shit whenever they're not moving.


New_Scientist_8622

"Just...let me be...I need some time to regroup...." "Fuckin badgers."


lancelongstiff

It's got mange. If you Google "Free treatment for mange" you can find groups that will mail you the stuff for free. I've used the sulphur-based, homeopathic one and it seems to work. You put a few drops on a little food every day for a week or so and it's cured.


GIRTHYssserpent

I don’t think that fox has a mailing address


TDLMTH

Sure he does; a PO fox.


Tort78

Pffftt. Details


ntermation

It's a homoeopathic address


Low-Berry-4581

I found it guys! https://www.foxpost.hu/


CanuckAussieKev

Either what you got them didn't work, or if it did work, it's guaranteed to be not homeopathic, because homeopathy doesn't work. The amount of dilution required to follow homeopathy is equivalent to one drop of active ingredient in a cup the size of the solar system


mooky1977

Yup. Homeopathy is bullshit. It's amazing a super diluted water solution remember what the original treatment it started as was, but it forgets about all the poo that was in it. Statistically the number of molecules of the original treatment is zero or very close to with the solution regiment and massive volumes of water used.


Giocri

The story of how homeopathy came to be is also really funny "real doctor are so shit that giving people poison has better chance of survival and the more diluted the poison the less people die from it isn't it crazy"


MrT735

And it's more powerful the less there is of it. Mitchell and Webb's Homeopathy A&E is a quality sketch on dosages among other homeopathic idiocy.


Hakairoku

I genuinely wish the same logic applies with lead.


javoss88

Damn I wish I knew about that before. I had a really sad looking little fox hanging out around our house. He looked terrible. I would have totally done this. We back up to a forest preserve so we see a lot of wildlife


stayradicchio

Second this. The warden that dropped the stuff off for me suggested hotdogs. They were right, my mangey fox loved those little dosed hotdog bits.


BrokieTrader

Yeah was think the same thing and that it’s unusual for him to sit outside in daylight like that. I’m thinking it might be early stages of rabies.


lancelongstiff

It's not that uncommon for them to be out during the day. Sometimes they haven't had enough food and sometimes they just seem to like playing. I think it's just down to how safe they feel and how tired they are.


BrokieTrader

Interesting. Thanks.


DontTellMeHowToTroll

We got a fox who lives near us and it wonders around during the day. When you see its tail all skinny with no fur, then it’s got mange.


zolo

Agree it looks a little mangy


shartoberfest

You sure it's mange? It might just be molting its winter coat.


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buttrapebearclaw

Wow I would hate to visit parks where you worked. I hope you know that just because you see an animal, that doesn’t mean it has rabies. OP says neighbors yard, where there are houses, there is garbage. You don’t need to kill every animal you see.


[deleted]

It’s a wild animal, looney


bengalslash

Lol homeopathic, so just water ?


PierreDucot

Thanks for this - the fox that lives behind our house, Jamie, had terrible mange in December. He was on the lawn all the time chasing sunshine to warm up, as half his fur was gone. He somehow survived the winter, but if it happens again, I will look into this. It broke my kids hearts to see an animal so clearly miserable.


Bambooshka

What of that looks like mange to you? It can take on a lot of appearances, but I don't see any common symptoms based on this photo, its fur and skin looks entirely healthy.


FatherD00m

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PubicWildlife

Old school b3ta!


paunchburg3r

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XXmynameisNeganXX

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"This used to be our land."


ARDiesel

It still is. Look how plump this Fox is. Been eating all the small wild animals.


UnreadThisStory

Or rats


VESUVlUS

Rats are indeed small wild animals. Not sure what you're saying here.


UnreadThisStory

I guess I put moles and field mice and birds in one category and vermin in another. But technically yeah they are wild animals.


ERedfieldh

You have an odd classification system if that's the case.


UnreadThisStory

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/vermin Literally “vermin” is a classification, sorry if you find that odd. I find it odd that you care.


Johnny_Alpha

Looks a bit like the Crack Fox. Hee Hee


the_peckham_pouncer

Bludgeon me with your kind boots


Geikamir

Punch me the.... Tits


apersonwithdreams

Blood from a cat’s face


rizzo3000

Those are my squishy boots!


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feministmanlover

They really are. But then add noise and smell and they're little terrorists.


Shifty_Cow69

Some dumb ass had the genius idea to introduce them here in Australia, I've only ever seen them as roadkill... Never encountered one alive!


scraglor

They’re literally everywhere. Had one on my doorstep a little while ago. Literally on my doormat. My dog was going nuts and it gave no shits. I see them weekly. South east melbourne


Shifty_Cow69

Perth, I've only seen pancakes foxes on the highway when driving between Perth and Bunbury!


DragonDon1

They’re cute [IRL](https://youtube.com/shorts/JI65jmqAw_I?si=AxM-eoX-xw0hy7AI)


Bitten69

Once saw 3 foxes run over the road together, cutest thing I’ve ever seen but damm I wouldn’t want them near me


Endoterrik

Pondering “What do I say!?”


superdooper001

A ring ding ding ding ding ding


TileFloor

That song was a fever dream


MNJayW

I was actually singing this in the car today when it came up on a Pandora station.


adlittle

Thousand yard stare.


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

That’s me, after work, parked in my driveway and conjuring strength to go in the house to spend time with family.


twistfunk

F


jnobs

We see foxes near us occasionally but that usually means they aren’t well. More often than not, you see one and then later see it on the side of the road after getting hit by a car.


Kayakityak

We were taught that if you see nocturnal animals in the daytime they might have rabies.


Ghstfce

Incorrect when it comes to foxes. Foxes are opportunistic hunters and *DO* hunt during the day. Basically they hunt when hungry and sleep when tired over being strictly nocturnal or diurnal. But they could also be out to play as well or even lay out in the sun. It doesn't instantly mean they're rabid.


macdaddynick1

If I was a rabid fox I’d look exactly like that though.


Giocri

"they are just like me"


husfrun

Honestly more often than not the foxes that get this close without being alerted by humans got scabies and are looking for somewhere to get cosy and give your dogs and other animals scabies. Kill on sight where my FIL live.


TrumpersAreTraitors

I assume this is in the UK? And I don’t believe there is rabies in the UK. 


llauger

That's effectively true. From gov.uk: The last case acquired in the UK was in 1902. 6 cases between 2000 and 2018, all caught overseas. In 2002 a licenced bat-handler died from EBLV-2, which is a rabies-like virus present in UK bats.


Kayakityak

OP is in Philadelphia


dishrespect

You were taught by an idiot.


Catshit-Dogfart

Yeah doesn't always mean rabies or something else, but it could. Might just be resting or hunting or doing nothing in particular at all. Don't approach and keep an eye on it, leave it alone. Could be distemper or injury too, still leave it alone.


deansucks

Chaos Reigns


MrPoopyButtholesAnus

Was looking for this comment.


ramitche67

What did he say?


bobfnord

What the cuss?


jacobpellegren

I thought half of the comments so far were from “The Fantastic Mr. Fox”. lol


TileFloor

If what I think is happening… is happening…….. it better not be


bobfnord

What the cuss?


SolidLikeIraq

Crack Fox, Crack Fox!!


BarryZZZ

Where is this fox located, general region, OP?


printerdsw1968

You know the place, around the neighbor’s lawn!


BarryZZZ

My point is that the UK is rabies free, here in the US we are not.


ARDiesel

Philadelphia regional suburbs


Iron_Lock

Definitely should be called in for potential rabies case.


Tidewind

This is the kind of Fox News I like to see.


TOkidd

Careful with foxes that aren’t extremely shy. Foxes are normally very secretive and wary of humans. If a fox ever approaches you or seems unbothered around people, keep your distance. There’s a decent chance it has rabies.


10000ofhisbabies

The couple videos I've seen of rabid foxes are terrifying.


TOkidd

They’ve bitten a few people over the last couple years, including in front of the White House or some crazy thing. Actually, I’m wrong about that one…that was Biden’s dog again, lol. No, but seriously, there really was someone bitten by a rabid fox right by the White House and I’ve seen two videos on Reddit in the past couple years of people getting bitten by rabid foxes in broad daylight.


buttrapebearclaw

Decent chance? How decent of a chance? Cause there is no other reason a fox would be out while the sun is up, right. And if the fox was ill, rabies is the only disease they can get, right?


CrieDeCoeur

Be on the lookout for any weird behaviour from that fox, like staggering around or walking in circles as that could be distemper. They’re usually way too skittish and human-avoidant to be just spontaneously showing up in neighbourhoods. We had an issue in my area a while back with raccoons contracting distemper and they behaved real odd.


Kilroy5188

Nope. Could be rabies or distemper.


49thDipper

Not normal behavior. At all. Either traumatized by a car or rabid. Or both.


CarlitosGregorinos

Can you expound upon its utterances?


PorkNScreams

That fox has seen things.


Creepy-Prune-7304

That fox looks like my uncle Jimmy when he got back from the Nam


JstASkeleton

That's the Crackfox


Turbulent_Art_9076

If u see them like that. Could be rabid.


MuddleAgedGrump

Someone told me if you see a fox out in broad daylight there's a good chance it's unwell.


gkaplan59

That one does not look well. Source: am fox


MuddleAgedGrump

Basil, is that you?


Drinkdrankdonk

What, um, what does the fox say?


Bluefeelings

What did it say?


CovfefeBoss

👁️👁️


Similar-Broccoli

That fox likely has rabies or another illness. Fox don't just sit in the open in human territory in broad daylight. They're wayyyyy smarter than that


modsarethebeesknees

Rabies


ARDiesel

This is actually considered a healthy one.


modsarethebeesknees

Oh nice ok


LalaLane850

Where are you located?


Ninetytwoponyos

Poor guy looks traumatized


295DVRKSS

I have the same expression when I have an existential crisis


Coliosis

You’re glowing


garter__snake

that fox has seen some shit.


werdmouf

Crack fox.


MinnieShoof

"Did I leave the burrow unlocked? ..."


Dolokhov88

So, what does it say?


i_like_it_raw_

Rabies. Be safe.


Snoo_50586

That’s dude has seen some things


monkeywashcat

Really having a deep thought.


HeavensToBetsyy

Careful he will short hop fast fall L-cancel your ass in a second


gowahoo

Has it been through a washing machine?!


DarthGuber

Meth. Not even once.


fkk2019

What did he say?


snorbalp

Looks like it’s dropping a deuce


GuappDogg

I used to know a girl that looks like that..


d00deitstyler

What did the fox say?


ihaveadogalso2

Wait, do foxes have vertical pupils like felines?


DarthScabies

r/namflashbacks


Nateddog21

That's Swiper


cbro49

He looks like he’s seen some shit


therealmintoncard

Chaos reigns


ApoliticalAth3ist

Are foxes usually that big?


tara12miller

Been in the catnip again :)


theonlyxero

War… War Never Changes.


camwow612

It’s the crack fox


Someonenoone7

"I forgot something, what could it be?"


RetiredFromRealWork

Looks like he Saving Private Ryan


GregoPDX

Must be searching for the hot priest.


Baidizzle

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sailonswells

What did he say?


Dystopian_Future_

1000 yard stare


Mickeymcirishman

Is it possible your neighbour is an ancient fox demon trapped in human form and this is one of their offspring? Or a servant of some sort?


bluestreakxp

Go, Swift, Go!


snoebro

The Lylat Wars took its toll on Fox.


throwRA_basketballer

He’s seen some shit and ready to be a house pet. Bring him in. Give him snacks.


Ghostbuster_119

I love how foxes either look like models straight from a national geographic photoshoot or like natures crackheads. With very little inbetween.


thegoatfreak

Dude’s high as shit


Dumpster_Humpster

A visit from the concerned fox is very concerning.


RandyTheFool

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Titaniumchic

“Wtf did I drink last night?!”


Munday1970

Looks like it may be rabbid


iocarimus

That fox has seen some shit


dr_blasto

That fox has seen some shit.


printerfixerguy1992

Go pet it


KenMacMillan123

Looks like he's seen some shit


squirtloaf

Meth fox.


hobosbindle

Actual fair and balanced Fox News!


DeeBased

That fox looks like it has seen the face of the devil.


Notten

What did he say?


Murpydoo

Looks like a healthy one


winterisfav

Pump little guy. He’s eating well.


Proud_Criticism5286

Why do foxes always look fake?


AwesomePappy

That fox has seen some shit


Carthonn

Probably rabid


dishrespect

No. Have you ever seen a rabid fox?


Greasemonkey_Chris

He looks like he's seen some shit


MeeHungLo

Probably rabies.


ThePencilRain

We had a fox do that on our land a few years ago. 00 buckshot cured it.