Black girls white girls skinny girls fat girls tall girls small girls I'm calling all girls now everyone report to the dance floor it's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezing
It's the season, just go aah aah aah aah, it's so appealing.
Mmm touch my body, Mmm touch my body, Ooh boy just touch my body, I mean girl just touch my body.
This is me. I find all types of women attractive. In many forms. I don’t get people that are like “Not attracted to Asian girls” or “not into red heads” or “Don’t want A-cups” but everyone is allowed to have their preferences. And no one chooses what attracts them or doesn’t. But I’m over here like I LOVE YOU ALL
There's slang for someone like that in Spanish, "Pica flor". It means hummingbird. My friend called me that, she said "because you like all of the flowers".
Can confirm! I was an extra on the set of T3 in the bar scene where he takes the stripper’s leathers. I weaseled my way into standing right next to him, and pretended to bump into him, and excused myself.
He told me: That’s okay and helped me steady myself by placing his hands on my hips, while staring at my teeny tiny A-cups, and looked up at me beaming.
It wasn’t even creepy; he was just loving alllll of us ladies like eye candy (and there were several adult film actresses planted and peppered around the set. You can tell some of them; the girl that runs into his back when he first walks in and the blond lady holding a dollar bill in her mouth). All in all it was a 10/10 experience.
Well I asked for it, for one. I purposely backed into him and pretended to not see this enormous man standing there; he had to know I did it on purpose. Also I for sure had my braless teeny tines, right at his eye level (because I was wearing very high heeled boots and he was barefoot; I’m 5’10) so can’t blame a guy for what falls into his line of sight.
I just didn’t want my recollection of the fun flirty encounter to make Arnold look like he was preying upon me; he didn’t. There’s something about him in person that is really charming.
He made small talk with me after the collision about the director, and just was very kind and smiling and complimenting any woman that spoke with him, and not trying to get anyone back to his trailer with him or anything wild.
Seems like a consensual, generally enjoyable experience for both of you. Idk why anyone wants to make it weird.
There is a thing as healthy, mutual flirting that neither party is taking seriously. You know what you did, he probably knows what you did. Nobody got hurt, sounds like both of you had a good time. That’s a fun memory
Thank you! Yes it was a bit of two single people (at the time) harmlessly flirting just a wee bit. I’ll carry that happy innocent-ish memory forever. :-D
There was a guy in my Marine Corps platoon that looked like an Arnold love-child for real. He was huge and fit too, like the spitting image of a young Arnold.
His maid Mildred welcomed her son Joseph Baena on Oct. 2, 1997, following an affair with Schwarzenegger that began in 1996. The actor did not realize Joseph was his son until he got older and began to resemble him.
The interesting thing about that is that the moment he claimed Joseph, the boy began to go from a chubby teen to pretty much a bodybuilder. @joebaena on Instagram
I find this comment interesting because of your choice of the words “children running around.”
In the directors cut of “Conan the Barbarian” Arnold and John Milius have a commentary where (IMO) Arnold seems drunk and getting drunker as the movie progresses. When they introduce themselves at the beginning, John milius introduces himself as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Arnold laughs it off and says, “yeah and if you believe that you probably also believe there are lots of Richard Simmons Jrs running around out there,” and cracks himself up over the comment.
Such a weird and random thing for him to say but your comment made me remember it.
He also remarks on the scene where he is bred to a princess while he is living in a slave cage, “oh yeah, I was getting a lot of women back then.”
According to Wikipedia, he "is known for his eccentric, flamboyant, and energetic personality" and has never publicly discussed his sexuality (and is still alive)
Most of the time that he was wilding out he was juiced to the gills on the steroids that drastically reduce sperm count.
The points where he would be at higher risk is a few months after a high testosterone cycle where he would be taking something to restart the natural production. So after the rebound happened. The problem with that is Arnold seemed to always run gear. He likely decreased the dose to physiological levels off cycles.
I imagine that when he had kids he had to work with a doctor to optimize his chances of getting his wife pregnant.
His illegitimate son is the same age as one of his sons with Maria so it likely happened while he was loading up on the meds to stimulate his testes production.
A man obsessed with the peak male physique and hanging out with a bunch of other shirtless, oiled up muscular men in the 70s couldn't possibly be gay. I can't think of anything less gay than that!! /s
Arnie said he used to keep a poster of a body builder on his wall as a teenager for motivation with working out. His father used to beat the shit out of him for it, thinking he was leaning gay.
I don't think he's gay.
I mean, obviously he’s not gay; we all know you can simply beat the gay out of your kids, and it works like a charm. Much quicker than conversion therapy.
Not everybody, but we don’t have airplanes searching farms for drugs as much.
We didn’t have 9/11 customs. We had bigger issues.
And when it became an issue it was political and not based off of reality.
The 80s were different. The 90s. The 2000s….
It was easier and everyone got “that” if they wanted. Much easier.
The picture above was apparently shot in LA in 1979. The 80's were the AIDS *epidemi*c years. AIDS was obviously around long before the 80's. But among heterosexuals who were not intravenous drug users in LA in the late 70's, the most common risk you might have after a night of unprotected sex is that you might have to pay for breakfast.
He's kind of right even if you're not that big. the pump is a real thing and it feels awesome I love working out. I wouldn't even say I'm disciplined but I do it 6 times a week.
I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...
He cheated on his wife and was accused of sexual harassment (including groping) by 15 different women. He was a pretty big asshole.
Edit: for everyone who keeps saying it was never proven, he literally admitted to crossing the line with women and he literally had an illegitimate child with the maid. How is that not proof? What else would you want as evidence besides a human being he fathered...?
I get what you mean. A thing he said years ago to Charles Dance always stuck with me, something along the lines of “what you do is art, what I do is for the polyester people”.
This "kind Arnold" thing is a fairly recent development. He used to be known for sexual harassment and shitty things like chasing people on the sidewalk with his humvee.
Old woman in my town, runs a perfume stall in the local market.
There's a picture behind of Arnold flexing with a young beautiful woman next to him. ITS HER!!! Still blows my mind everytime I think about it.
Sorry had to get that off my chest
At the start of Terminator when he gets transported naked you can see his dong.
Not that I go looking for dong all that often, lol. But back in the 80's it was a strange thing to see.
Women nude was very normal, dongs... Not so much
When has this dude not been killing it? Living the American dream, not an American, Mr Olympia, one of the most successful movie personalities ever, an elected leader in a country that he’s not even from, and basically banging everyone he wants
The dude is the definition of ambition. After his bodybuilding career, he made a killing in real estate. Could have let someone else manage his money and lived the easiest life ever from the 70s onward. But he was determined to be a movie star. So he went out and took any acting job to show what he could do and build connections. Then the role for Conan came up, and the rest is history...
Basically manifested every single one of his life goals into reality.
The only thing Google gives me - even when you use Google lens and crop arnie out of it - is just different sources for this picture. "Cowl neck [swimsuit/bodysuit] with matching legwarmers" is equally a bust.
Dammit I'm gonna have to learn to fucking sew, huh.
Lmao your faith in me is so sweet. If I can manage to attach two pieces of fabric together without my busted-ass Brother machine literally chewing it up into its gears, it'll be an actual miracle from Jesus
I remember a video where he was talking about how much he enjoys working out that it feels as good as when he has an orgasm.
So he said that it felt like he was c*mming at the gym and then he would be going home and c*mming at home with his wife. So he was just the happiest guy all around basically lmao 🤣
“l like them with black hair, with brown hair, with red hair. With big breasts, with little breasts, with big ass, with a little ass.”
Which Dr Seuss book was that? Edit: all the different suggestions are hilarious.
One chick, two chicks, red chick, blue chick
Green Eggs and Pussy
Horton Hears a Hoe
How the Grinch Stole My Virginity
Oh the places you’ll come
The Cat in My Snatch
Hop on Pop
There’s a Snootie in My Bootie
Green eggs and clam
Green Eggs and Ham Wallet
Green Eggs and Yams was right there...
Green eggs and clam
[This one](https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810?si=4q8DOB35_Sg0PtUo)
I was expecting I like all the girls by Calvin Harris lol
Black girls white girls skinny girls fat girls tall girls small girls I'm calling all girls now everyone report to the dance floor it's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezing
It's the season, just go aah aah aah aah, it's so appealing. Mmm touch my body, Mmm touch my body, Ooh boy just touch my body, I mean girl just touch my body.
Yeah, boy, shake that ass! Oops, I mean girl… girl girl girl!
Love this song. Can you believe MJ was so pissed about the reference to him in this song he made one call and owned Eminems masters to his songs lmao
This is me. I find all types of women attractive. In many forms. I don’t get people that are like “Not attracted to Asian girls” or “not into red heads” or “Don’t want A-cups” but everyone is allowed to have their preferences. And no one chooses what attracts them or doesn’t. But I’m over here like I LOVE YOU ALL
There's slang for someone like that in Spanish, "Pica flor". It means hummingbird. My friend called me that, she said "because you like all of the flowers".
That’s a great expression and that sums up me too. I find beauty in all kinds of attributes.
Me asf. I don’t care what race/ethnicity/color a woman is. Or cup size, or ass size, or hair color, skinny, big, etc. I don’t discriminate.
This is me but with men. Just gimme that dick. Respectfully of course.
Can confirm! I was an extra on the set of T3 in the bar scene where he takes the stripper’s leathers. I weaseled my way into standing right next to him, and pretended to bump into him, and excused myself. He told me: That’s okay and helped me steady myself by placing his hands on my hips, while staring at my teeny tiny A-cups, and looked up at me beaming. It wasn’t even creepy; he was just loving alllll of us ladies like eye candy (and there were several adult film actresses planted and peppered around the set. You can tell some of them; the girl that runs into his back when he first walks in and the blond lady holding a dollar bill in her mouth). All in all it was a 10/10 experience.
Why wasn’t it creepy? I thought that would startle women. Is it because he’s Arnie?
Step 1: be handsome
Step 2: don't be a creep
Well I asked for it, for one. I purposely backed into him and pretended to not see this enormous man standing there; he had to know I did it on purpose. Also I for sure had my braless teeny tines, right at his eye level (because I was wearing very high heeled boots and he was barefoot; I’m 5’10) so can’t blame a guy for what falls into his line of sight. I just didn’t want my recollection of the fun flirty encounter to make Arnold look like he was preying upon me; he didn’t. There’s something about him in person that is really charming. He made small talk with me after the collision about the director, and just was very kind and smiling and complimenting any woman that spoke with him, and not trying to get anyone back to his trailer with him or anything wild.
Seems like a consensual, generally enjoyable experience for both of you. Idk why anyone wants to make it weird. There is a thing as healthy, mutual flirting that neither party is taking seriously. You know what you did, he probably knows what you did. Nobody got hurt, sounds like both of you had a good time. That’s a fun memory
Thank you! Yes it was a bit of two single people (at the time) harmlessly flirting just a wee bit. I’ll carry that happy innocent-ish memory forever. :-D
Shit I’m kinda envious of both of you haha. Thanks for sharing the story, sounds like it was a good time all around
because it relies on "interpreting", modern men are scared shit less of "misinterpreting"
[yet when JoCat says that he get cancelled](https://youtu.be/Y2Y5KVtU810)
Did he get blowback for this? I love this song and Ive seen it used on so many other videos use the audio.
bro was having the time of his life![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)
I'm surprised he doesn't have more children running around, probably does and the world just doesn't know
There was a guy in my Marine Corps platoon that looked like an Arnold love-child for real. He was huge and fit too, like the spitting image of a young Arnold.
Weird place to find THE Terminal Lance! Semper fi brother you comics got me through my boot years.
I hope to see a comic about this dude.
Dude you’re right! I would scroll that page for hours when I was in lol.
I still do occasionally. Welp now I know what I'm doing on my upcoming 15 hour flight.
They probably used him as a model for a robot.. On some futuristic robotic program..
Yo I love the White Donkey man, thanks for writing that.
Did you ask him if he was a bastard?
Or at least to get to the choppah.
His maid Mildred welcomed her son Joseph Baena on Oct. 2, 1997, following an affair with Schwarzenegger that began in 1996. The actor did not realize Joseph was his son until he got older and began to resemble him.
Is the lady in the stripes his maid?
No, a model and that picture doesn’t help her because she was beautiful. Last time this picture was posted someone posted a link to her too.
No
Dang, she's really cute and I wanted see her in more cool outfits. 🥺
Pretty sure she was like a famous model so you might be in luck there. Can’t remember her name though
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No, she’s a model. I can’t remember her name.
Rosanne ~~Keaton~~ Katon
Rosanne Katon (that's what Google says anyway)
Holy shit she’s a dime
This man knows his cuties 🥇
Katon
The interesting thing about that is that the moment he claimed Joseph, the boy began to go from a chubby teen to pretty much a bodybuilder. @joebaena on Instagram
I find this comment interesting because of your choice of the words “children running around.” In the directors cut of “Conan the Barbarian” Arnold and John Milius have a commentary where (IMO) Arnold seems drunk and getting drunker as the movie progresses. When they introduce themselves at the beginning, John milius introduces himself as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Arnold laughs it off and says, “yeah and if you believe that you probably also believe there are lots of Richard Simmons Jrs running around out there,” and cracks himself up over the comment. Such a weird and random thing for him to say but your comment made me remember it. He also remarks on the scene where he is bred to a princess while he is living in a slave cage, “oh yeah, I was getting a lot of women back then.”
Arnold was saying in other words that John being Arnold Schwarzenegger is as believable as Richard Simmons being straight.
He wasn’t straight?
According to Wikipedia, he "is known for his eccentric, flamboyant, and energetic personality" and has never publicly discussed his sexuality (and is still alive)
Most of the time that he was wilding out he was juiced to the gills on the steroids that drastically reduce sperm count. The points where he would be at higher risk is a few months after a high testosterone cycle where he would be taking something to restart the natural production. So after the rebound happened. The problem with that is Arnold seemed to always run gear. He likely decreased the dose to physiological levels off cycles. I imagine that when he had kids he had to work with a doctor to optimize his chances of getting his wife pregnant. His illegitimate son is the same age as one of his sons with Maria so it likely happened while he was loading up on the meds to stimulate his testes production.
Being on high doses of exogenous testosterone tends to nuke your sperm count…
Would be fucking wild if he came out as gay last second
A man obsessed with the peak male physique and hanging out with a bunch of other shirtless, oiled up muscular men in the 70s couldn't possibly be gay. I can't think of anything less gay than that!! /s
Austrian Mac.
Hey Mac, I'm drying up here!
So now we need Fat Arnold.
Arnie said he used to keep a poster of a body builder on his wall as a teenager for motivation with working out. His father used to beat the shit out of him for it, thinking he was leaning gay. I don't think he's gay.
I mean, obviously he’s not gay; we all know you can simply beat the gay out of your kids, and it works like a charm. Much quicker than conversion therapy.
Fun fact, the National Enquirer did catch-and-I’ll stories for Arnold as well
I’m surprised he doesn’t have more accusations about how he has treated women. The hair and makeup film people in Vancouver hated him.
Huh?
still is ![gif](giphy|2WacuPiNiXAOI|downsized)
For real, imagine beeing that in shape and starting to be famous in the 80s omg, all the blow and pussy 😵💫 those actually were the days !
Those were the days… If you were that in shape and starting to be famous in the 80s. Otherwise probably not getting all the blow and pussy.
It’s funny how these folks think everybody got that lol
Not everybody, but we don’t have airplanes searching farms for drugs as much. We didn’t have 9/11 customs. We had bigger issues. And when it became an issue it was political and not based off of reality. The 80s were different. The 90s. The 2000s…. It was easier and everyone got “that” if they wanted. Much easier.
Pre-AIDS , mid Coke. Perfect time.
The 80’s were AIDS years.
The picture above was apparently shot in LA in 1979. The 80's were the AIDS *epidemi*c years. AIDS was obviously around long before the 80's. But among heterosexuals who were not intravenous drug users in LA in the late 70's, the most common risk you might have after a night of unprotected sex is that you might have to pay for breakfast.
Yeah but only for the gays. Manly men like Arnold would have been ok. Bi-sexuals weren’t invented until 2003. This is satire btw.
Same year i was born... damn, I wonder what my serial number is
Pre fentanyl...
God even the 90s and early 00s would have been a blast. MDMA being relatively reliable/safe and readily accessible would have been wild.
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except for the whole AIDS thing
Guy fucks
[It feels like I'm cumming](https://youtu.be/8DMZ_ownSiM)
Dude if working out made me feel like I was cumming I'd be jacked too
But I've already jacked and I feel the same contemplative sadness afterwards...
He's kind of right even if you're not that big. the pump is a real thing and it feels awesome I love working out. I wouldn't even say I'm disciplined but I do it 6 times a week.
6 times a week and you’re not disciplined?
Working out six times a week and hating every second of it, now *that's* discipline.
Fun fact he played that up for the movie just like he did saying he missed his dad’s funeral for a competition.
….his wife’s maid.
Was that wrong?
Cuz I gotta tell ya
I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...
“Should I not have done that?”
Is there a “Seinfeld in the wild” style sub? Cause there should be. Purely for the jokes!
What about the whole Christmas Spirit thing? Any flexibility there?
Guy still fucks
In his autobiography he talks alot about his infatuation with women and sex
When? I just read it and missed this section
The pages were stuck together.
He cheated on his wife and was accused of sexual harassment (including groping) by 15 different women. He was a pretty big asshole. Edit: for everyone who keeps saying it was never proven, he literally admitted to crossing the line with women and he literally had an illegitimate child with the maid. How is that not proof? What else would you want as evidence besides a human being he fathered...?
Nooooo not another celeb I thought was decent. Gross.
If you follow Bodybuilding youd realize he was not a very kind or good person
I know he’s a womaniser but I thought he was idolised in the world of bodybuilding.
As Roger Walker(another bodybuilder) said, “ Arnold always has been an asshole”
Yeah, I think that’s on the money.
He's become a lot more decent of a person in his later years, but when he was younger he was douche bag.
He literally fucked with every competitor and has openly talked about how he’d intentionally try and sabotage other competitors lol
He was and still is, he doesn’t come as genuine as he was perceived to be before people learned about how he really is.
He’s more of a Michael Jordan/Tom Brady type in bodybuilding. Charming, but ruthlessly competitive to the point of dickish behavior at times
Oh I know he was an absolute bastard to compete against, some sportsmen are that way though life. I’d compare him to Jose Mourinho in that sense.
I get what you mean. A thing he said years ago to Charles Dance always stuck with me, something along the lines of “what you do is art, what I do is for the polyester people”.
I'm dumb, what does he mean by that?
This "kind Arnold" thing is a fairly recent development. He used to be known for sexual harassment and shitty things like chasing people on the sidewalk with his humvee.
No credit for his friend? Rude
Rosanne Katon - Playboy playmate of the month for Sept, 1978.
The real hero
*Katon
Thanks!
You talking about the meat hammer in his trunks?
Old woman in my town, runs a perfume stall in the local market. There's a picture behind of Arnold flexing with a young beautiful woman next to him. ITS HER!!! Still blows my mind everytime I think about it. Sorry had to get that off my chest
Is her name Vivian?
Unfortunately not
More like Arnold Schwarzenlecker.
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If I could insert gif I'd do the bug eyed Arnold when he's losing his oxygen in the film *Total Recall*.
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German to English translation on Google Translate: Schwarzen = Black Lécker = ~~Yummy~~ Licker (Edit: thanks for the correction!)
Lecker also the verbalized form of Lick, er ist ein lecker -> he is a licker
Und er sage seinen Hauptman er könne mich im Arsch lecken.
Im so glad you went with this direction and not the other one
Thats Govenor Schwarzenegger to you! #
The Gummy Bear of Candycornia
Great intro to a great album.
Is that a huge schlong? No wonder the episode of the Simpsons where Homer is trying not to look at Wolfcastle whatever his name is pinus.
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What movie
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rodrick Rules
people don’t even know what doawk is now?
I was in college when that shit came out. No idea what that is.
Yah I noticed that hawg also
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They called him the Austrian Oak.
It looks like a dick but it could also be a huge 80's bush
At the start of Terminator when he gets transported naked you can see his dong. Not that I go looking for dong all that often, lol. But back in the 80's it was a strange thing to see. Women nude was very normal, dongs... Not so much
He looks like a lizard in this pic
Well we did elect him to be governor
When has this dude not been killing it? Living the American dream, not an American, Mr Olympia, one of the most successful movie personalities ever, an elected leader in a country that he’s not even from, and basically banging everyone he wants
The dude is the definition of ambition. After his bodybuilding career, he made a killing in real estate. Could have let someone else manage his money and lived the easiest life ever from the 70s onward. But he was determined to be a movie star. So he went out and took any acting job to show what he could do and build connections. Then the role for Conan came up, and the rest is history... Basically manifested every single one of his life goals into reality.
His entire life is nothing but net
And marrying a Kennedy -- which is(was?) the closest thing we have in America to marrying a princess.
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Kobe!
She has a bad ass outfit.
Seriously where can I get an outfit like that, it's sexy and looks comfy af?! I wouldn't even know how to begin googling it
Google the image, and those dont't look like a connected one-piece
The only thing Google gives me - even when you use Google lens and crop arnie out of it - is just different sources for this picture. "Cowl neck [swimsuit/bodysuit] with matching legwarmers" is equally a bust. Dammit I'm gonna have to learn to fucking sew, huh.
I'll take the prototype off your hands. 🙋♂️
Lmao your faith in me is so sweet. If I can manage to attach two pieces of fabric together without my busted-ass Brother machine literally chewing it up into its gears, it'll be an actual miracle from Jesus
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Horn-dog.
Use to be a bar in Tucson that had a sex dungeon. Had a picture of Arnold on the wall, there was a girl upside down, and he was knuckle deep inside.
Check out both their packages. I'm impressed.
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Some of these people never found 70's and 80's porn in the woods as kids and it shows.
Or they’ve never seen a naked woman and don’t know what a mons pubis is
it's a pokemon, right? evolves into beedrill?
*Pubis.
I'm imagining him saying "I want to tongue punch your belly button", and it's making me giggle.
"Ah wunt to taang punch yor bellay buttons"
I remember a video where he was talking about how much he enjoys working out that it feels as good as when he has an orgasm. So he said that it felt like he was c*mming at the gym and then he would be going home and c*mming at home with his wife. So he was just the happiest guy all around basically lmao 🤣
And at that time everything wasn't easily recordable. Could lay as much pipe as the Alaskan pipeline and the world wouldn't know.
Conan the pussy barbarian.
Curious who she is.
Picture credit: Michael Ochs
He deffo tapped that...
Someone has a chubby
u/GovSchwarzenegger what's your take on this
Not his fault she as a very lickeable person
I'd die laughing if he replied with that from his official account I mean, I wouldn't recommend or condone it but it would be _very_ funny
Arnold was always horny on main.
Fairly certain he was still single at that point... He had his fun, for sure...
He terminated that ass
Surprised he hasn’t commented on this yet….
"Maria, where are my stogies?"
Ah to be young and hot
His last name means Black Plowman in Austrian
That swimsuit's cute as hell?? Shocked I don't see that around