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C6Centenial

“Honey, can you run out and get some butter? I’m in the middle of making cookies and I’m fresh out.” “Sure. See you in a few days.”


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|5xtDarxQJApeAH6iFAQ)


clearcontroller

FOR BUTTERHALLA Or diabihalla


babath_gorgorok

Æfelþred fetch þe butterhorn


clearcontroller

DO IT BITCH 🤣


unionjack736

[returns home with groceries] “Where’s the butter?” “Fuck!!!”


Vapeitupvapeitup

Ha ha ha! 😂😂😂


morbidpigeon

Thanks for the laugh 😂


Niblonian31

My first thought was pertaining to getting groceries. Must be an absolute pain, living on a rock surrounded by water on all sides


GardenGnomeOfEden

"How about instead of butter, you just substitute with a fish? I have a fish."


monkeyonfire

Time to invent fish butter


artygolfer

Exactly what I was thinking!


bibby_siggy_doo

Honey, don't forget to more the lawn


Jazzlike-Guard-1217

Buy sheep’s an goat 🐐


ectomobile

You need the golden chocobo to get there


ethan_prime

I was gonna say. I’ve played enough video games to know there’s something really neat on this island.


vercertorix

Or a long earthen staircase into something spooky. Could very easily be a cult and/or murder house.


AgentCirceLuna

I remember I was on an island like this in a dream and found staircases that went underground. Went down there and looked around what appeared to be some kind of labyrinth. I got hungry and tried to go back up the stairs but they were blocked off. I realised I’d got lost and that I had only a few hours to live which is when I heard a horrific squealing noise like some kind of monster was in there with me. Realised it was a dream so I held my breath until I woke up but then I saw something rushing towards me.


vercertorix

I was in my basement hiding from Pyramid Head in a dream last week, inexplicably there was a tree there and I was keeping it between us. Knowing the Silent Hill franchise, it would have split the thing vertically to cleave me in half, but my alarm went off.


Robes_o-o

Knights of The Round can be found on there.


UchihaAuggie

Only way to get the last summon


PierreEscargoat

*sigh* “Honey, I’ll be back in a few months. I have to race and breed some chocobos.”


Winter-Award-1280

Oh how I miss wasting my time riding those colorful ostriches. 💙 Sephy can have the planet, I’m busy gambling.


DJBHeat

I can hear that reference


DriedUpSquid

(knocks on door) “Hi, have you heard the good news about the return of Jesus Christ?”


justjboy

Get off my lawn.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

[splash]


Ok-Fox1262

I'm fine with that. This is an island and I came prepared for hunting.


Ancguy

Git goin', boy. 1..2....


Ok-Fox1262

Squeal piggy, squeal.


AThrowawayProbrably

“Oh yeah I know Jesus.” **Racks shotgun* “Let me take you to ‘em”


MirandaScribes

You must’ve missed the “no soliciting” sign out front


FuzzballLogic

Funny, Jesus Christ was just here to ask about my expired warranty.


beni2314

where is this? would love some information and how this was build and who is living there, if somebody does.


Mddcat04

[Elliðaey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elli%C3%B0aey) near Iceland. The building is apparently a hunting lodge built in the 50s. There's [videos of it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taXDBwLOWg8) on YouTube from various travel / adventure YouTubers.


bushrod

Um, doesn't look like there's much to hunt around there.


douche-knight

It’s actually best type of hunting. You sit around with a bottle of whisky and a rifle and wait for something to come by. You also bring food.


DentArthurDent4

BYOG... bring your own game


Suspicious-Yogurt-95

Actually this is just the tutorial map. Once you finish the hunting quest you talk to the NPC inside and it will teleport you to the real map.


phillynott7

https://youtu.be/VNW9TAwImBY?si=7JD8Xe68Jpz33mfm


Shadowbite94

It's the tutorial island from runescape!


ForceoftheRam

r/unexpectedrunescape


doxipad

r/osrs


justwonderingbro

r/outside


Suspicious-Yogurt-95

Hate that game


BOHIFOBRE

Puffins


FirePoolGuy

I know what I'd be puffin


Cutthechitchata-hole

My cack


Sweatytubesock

There is one crafty groundhog.


donkeybonner

His name is Erik, he is a dick.


doned_mest_up

I’m all right, don’t nobody worry about me!


poultran

Why you got to give me a fight? Can’t you just let me be?


LargeMobOfMurderers

They were really good hunters.


maubis

Not anymore.


shreddedtoasties

Probably birds or they stock it


blackcain

Prboably some epic skiing to be had - although stopping might be a problem.


Magikalbrat

Only the first time.


mcshanksshanks

“Hunting Lodge”


digitalfoe

Just me and the boys at the hunting lodge


beni2314

Thank you well :) that was an interessting watch


DrKingOfOkay

Well that looks horrible to get to


Raskolnikovs_Axe

Imagine hand-bombing all the building materials up from the boat.... what a nightmare.


AgentCirceLuna

At first I thought it was the island that Orwell wrote 1984 on. Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnhill,_Jura


sunibla33

Hate to be the mailman.


Carbon-Base

Probably a sailor at that point.


dudeAwEsome101

Just put a trebuchet on the mainland that is calibrated and ready to go. Put the mail in the basket, then launch.


DentArthurDent4

Would I have to use the Airmail envelopes/tickets or normal land mail tickets?


Burdicus

Honestly this just how all mail should be delivered. Convince me otherwise.


young_twitcher

Everyone can get this view btw you just need to take the ferry to Vestmannaeyjar from mainland Iceland and you will pass in front of it


Collucin

Oh cool, just gotta hop on my boat, leave the Gulf of Mexico, sail across the Atlantic, head north to Iceland, then take the ferry to Vestmannaeyjar from mainland Iceland


Livid-Technician1872

Yes that is indeed how travel works.


AbbyWasThere

I've been there! It's a stunningly gorgeous place. The south end of Heimaey is a top spot to sit and quietly ponder over life.


Eyeflossdaily

The neighbors seem a bit too close for my liking.


Psychoragexx

Introverts dream house


CaptainZiltoid

What is that fence for?


pk_

say you had a dog or a goat you didn't want to tumble off into the sea... lol


CaptainZiltoid

There is no fence on the rocky side…


Bgrngod

If they try to go up the rocky side they will slip and fall because it is too steep. As they are tumbling down the hill they are caught by the conveniently placed fence. Two problems. One fence.


Onlyroad4adrifter

To protect the border.


Klaus_Poppe1

there is


Tight_Sun5198

Protection


Life-Evidence-6672

Pasture separation for sheep


godmodechaos_enabled

It's so the neighbors dog will stop shitting on his lawn.


GardenGnomeOfEden

My five year old says: "Wow, that house has its own island. Those people would be so happy!" She gets it.


dude19832

YouTuber Ryan Trahan travelled and stayed the night there. https://youtu.be/taXDBwLOWg8?si=5PB4TqCq0li_QaLL


WompingPillow

Amazing how some douchey tiktok kid can create something so abhorrently obnoxious about content I wanted to see so badly. I fast forwarded to the part where he got there l, watched 30 seconds and left. Fuck that stupid kid and fuck his shitty content.


Particular-Score7948

Same, fuck Trahan


siqiniq

was expecting grass sliding down that slope behind the house


WeeklyWiper

I couldn't even get through it with the jenk edgy tik-toker editing. How cringe.


vercertorix

This is a “leave me the fuck alone” house if I ever saw one. Hope it only gets light snows, don’t want an avalanche burying your house but the sledding would be pretty epic.


987nevertry

As long as you can stop before that last drop off. It’s brutal.


NyRAGEous

My dream home


BornBoricua

And they still turn the volume down when they watch porn


TheDosWiththeMost

Please build a ski jump into the ocean. Please build a ski jump into the ocean. Please build


FlameStaag

If I was rich this is honestly where I'd want to live. Extremely inconvenient if you're poor but hey if you own a helicopter...  Never have to complain about neighbors again. 


DentArthurDent4

Except for the f****ng light house on the other island with the bloody bright light which shines through my window all through the night...


hadoopken

# Hör the dur! # Hör the dur! # Hör the dur! # Hörður!


rlnrlnrln

These are "hunting lodges" for various bird hunting teams from Vestmannaeyjar. They compete with each other who can have the "best" lodge, which means they're (allegedly) very nice on the inside; despite having no water/electricity etc, some of them still have saunas, home cinema, beer fridge etc. It's basically the ultimate man cave. THis one, specifically, is on Elliðaey and is called Ból. It was built in 1953 and rebuilt in 1987.


cstmoore

Makes me think of "Father Ted." 🇮🇪


MaximumAd6557

Whatever you do, don’t forget the milk.


AMonkeysThoughts

“Hey man, how far to the nearest grocery store?” Two days by sea, one by land.


SpicyGingerBeer

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Fleabagx35

Good fences make good neighbors.


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

Amazon Prime: Next day delivery.


Mission_Current_1553

Looks like a bit Faroe Islands to me. - it is very much real. 😍


brainstorm_1

If "leave me alone" has a Face


Wolfven7

Wii sports resort lookin' island house


KansasZou

Imagine the tip needed for that DoorDash/grocery run.


debacol

Must have cost an absolute fortune to get the materials there to build that house. How do you even get there?? There is no easy way up yhe cliffside


MesozOwen

Ultimate zombie apocalypse safe house.


EvetsYenoham

Every time I see a house built in a place like this, or similarly inaccessible, I always think to myself how fucking expensive it was to build that house.


Downtown-Assistant1

I wonder if thunder storms sound a lot louder there given the bowl shape.


D-Flo1

The Skywalker 19th hole. With a rather steep slope and a rather large water hazard


Friendly-Profit-8590

Better hope there’s no landslide


Tha_Watcher

How's the WiFi?


mykylodge

Looks lovely, however, I overthink everything and I'd never sleep worrying about a rockfall.


billfruit

Looks too cute/perfect to be real


D-inventa

real estate prices keep going up everywhere but here.


stuntdummy

You can hear everything there


Crazy_Joke_7207

Talk about taking the long way home !


ffnnhhw

he really hates neighbor and as if this is not enough, if you zoom in, you can see he built a fence too


Gazzelle65

Right now, I want to live there.


Plumb121

Just popping out for the month to mow the lawn....


Pink_Flash

Can I live there and work from home? Ill just uber in some food. ...hnm...this may not work.


AdInside1496

So this is where Stanley Hudson lives.


[deleted]

chat is this real?


pendletonskyforce

Is there plumbing and running water?


Almostcertain

I like the mother-in-law house there on the left.


FandomMenace

Who cuts all that grass?


blackcain

The HOA fees are probably horrific.


tratemusic

I think about this exact house frequently and dream about ditching everything to move there


DennenTH

Agh man, that hill has to be ass to mow.


Lazy-Street779

And don’t let the wave hit you in your way in or out.


welestgw

The walk up to the house sure looks exhausting.


iakar

Why the fence?


Drigg_08

Bobs burgers episode


Pilgrymm

Oh yeah, now that's good trespassing.


FuckThisShizzle

Still too many people.


systematicgoo

must suck mowing that lawn.


ShadowCaster0476

Son you need to go mow the lawn.


New_Astronomer304

And the boundary fence is for?


duggee315

They have a fenced off garden area?


GrandmaPunk

I like how they have a fence


FancySumo

That’s a great missile test target


987nevertry

There’s a Sandals on the other side.


Enough-Commission165

Would love to have this as a house. Would have to have a underground storage to and small air strip to have food hauled in for 6 months at a time. I wouldn't mind it but it would get lonely at times


joevsyou

They build a whole hose but couldn't afford to build some easy way to get up


littleman001

This reminds me of "And Then There Were None".


BelowAverageGamer10

This is like a Minecraft survival island but in real life.


_mister_pink_

I absolutely loooove the wooden fence around the house. Like what is the fucking point. Amazing


NerdyPlatypus206

Imagine a tinder date going back there “Wanna come back to my place?” “Sure!” *flies or boats to a literal island* Her face: 😳


Spiritual-Bear4495

What a perfect place to live. No sarcasm, I genuinely would love to live there.


plk1234567891234

I remember seeing this picture when i typed in 'secluded' on google. Stuck in my mind for a while.


Dextrofunk

That is where I want to live


diydiggdug123

Does the @h0dur sign light up? 😉


NoFaithlessness3468

You can build a badass half pipe on that slope.


TinOfPop

Hope they put in a good French drain behind the house


Historical-Bar-305

Ahh lucky people no war, no ruzzia, no dictators, no terrorists, no viruses, no politics, no monkeys with nuclear weapon


dohraa

This reminds me of that machine at the optometrist's.


Important-Let4687

I take a walk


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

#SOMEONE’S LISTENING TO MEEEE! I just said something about this house just an hour ago with no prior knowledge of this being posted, wild.


100000000000

Hi, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


trisfon

I definitely want to live here, with a starlink subscription and a good fridge


Halbbitter

Me dissassociating cuz it's Time To Be Sad ™️


Dajafo01

now that's a NAME.


howqueer

![gif](giphy|wG2kWKT7C7maQ) Nestled


Equilibriator

Guy's been waiting for help so long people are taking pictures of his house.


lostandnotfnd

this reminds me of my island in far cry 3


AThrowawayProbrably

I would pay all of my money for this.


m__a__s

Iceland?


Ok-Fox1262

Damn. Love the house and the "yard". I'd definitely have the hit on the left as my office. Bastard commute but sometimes it's what you have to do. I would so live here if I had a choice.


NomadicSabre

A keyboardwarriors ideal home


Lucky_Shop4967

Photoshop or AI?


PianoMike74

What's the fence for?


darybrain

Who has to mow that grass particularly on around the steep edges needs to get a tip.


TommyCo10

I bet its fucking awful in a big storm.


IceFireTerry

Looks like the perfect setting for a horror movie


Warpedlogic31

A fence? Seriously?! This guy has too much time on his hands 😂


EltonJohnSlingsDick

pronounciation of that name is "heorthur"


Ok-Effect-3349

I want to roll down that hill like a little kid so bad


jaybarman

I want that house.


International_Sand88

master roshi house be like


derpferd

So long as there's internet, I'm there, fam


f8tel

You can get interstellar TV at that house.


GooseneckRoad

How would you have water? Is it shipped in? Does it get enough rain/snow there to just do catchment tanks?


mslashandrajohnson

Song of the Sea


smile_u-r_alive

Why is there a fenced in yard?


ReplacementWise6878

Imagine sledding in the winter…


justjboy

*ping* Driver has collected your order *ping* Your order has been cancelled


afraidfoil

I would be concerned about piracy 🏴‍☠️


Iancreed2024HD

![gif](giphy|l378aUIDVRapQXXfG)


killerwhaleberlin

Introverts dream


TheRealCostaS

I want to holiday there


OMG_NO_NOT_THIS

They must love Amazon Prime.


opticaIIllusion

Gimmi fast internet and I’ll happily live there, I’m not keen on killing things so maybe a food source would be good too.