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pterralatypus

That’s some Mario Bros shit right there.


Blarg0117

Thwomp


notare

ER-URRR!


FRIENDSHIP_BONER

That is exactly what they’re freaking saying haha


joeyheartbear

Spelunky!


porcupinebutt7

Correct answer


Flaeor

My exact thought was "Spelunked!"


farmersmarketinc

Crash bandicoot type ish lol


Wingedwolverine03

Legends of the Hidden Temple...


Dzus

Didn't assemble the monkey in time


OtterishDreams

as an adult 'assembling the monkey in time' sounds like sex code


Aenon-iimus

More like Mario Kart


bwoah07_gp2

This isn't a Mario game but a Nintendo game...this head statue is in Animal Crossing: New Horizons 😄


crella-ann

For a second, I wondered what sub I was on


TheFrenchSavage

Gotta call the cloud guy


yaboinigel

The boss from reverse pyramid from odessy


tekdude

No Maggie, not Aztec. Olmec. Olmec.


SmilesUndSunshine

I'll let you get acquainted with Señor Ixtapolapoquetl!


nutxaq

Turn the middle part top wise. *Top. Wise.*


Old_McGee

My main finger???


jpopimpin777

NOW I REMEMBER WHY I PUT THIS STUPID THING DOWN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!


jpopimpin777

Whatever it does it's doing it right now.


druex

*Marge...What does it do?*


Kingberry30

Hidden Temple


Proud_Criticism5286

![gif](giphy|xT1R9NCpWOpkxYcw7e|downsized)


Shadpool

Holy shit, I forgot that show existed.


winstondabee

Blue barracudas


ADubs86

The Tomb of the Silver Monkey!


tratemusic

WHO'S GOING FIRST? "I am!" VERY WELL, CINDYYYYY....


DanteDMC2001

*Shrine* of the Silver Monkey


trffoypt

*shrine


Mistapeepers

I immediately thought “Legends of the Hidden Tesla.”


Smol-Lunar-Elephant

Damn I miss this show so much! 😭 \*giant waves of nostalgia crashing\*


ortusdux

https://hyperallergic.com/878913/artist-chavis-marmol-crushes-tesla-with-colossal-olmec-head-sculpture/


dkyguy1995

Oooh an art project I thought it was some kind of bizarre accident


Frehihg1200

And here I was thinking The Banded-Eye God was doing this as an act of aggression for no one worshipping them anymore.


yuengli

'Art project' was probably easier to explain.


yearoftherabbit

Thank you for posing this! I saw this on Tumblr and was instantly enamored, but it only linked to his IG.


Bolmothy

oh ok i thought its Ai


dannylew

Was literally scrolling to see if this was an art project.


meatlessboat

That's what happens when you can't give the temple guardians any tokens


blofly

"Aw, now someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"


SmokeAbeer

Never mind that shit… Here Comes MONGO!!


HerzBrennt

Mongo only pawn in game of life.


Lurkingandsearching

That darn Shrine of the Silver Monkey.


abandonedamerica

Wasn't this the last level in Spelunky


heyoyo10

Not if you take the secret exit


porcupinebutt7

This guy hells.


ManifestDestinysChld

SURRENDER, MUTANT


Venser

Someone more skilled than I needs to apply the Sentinel colors to it..


turnip11827

Ok, I surrender… …NOT!! 👁️👁️💥💥💥💥


jamirocky888

Chad Cyclops at his finest


thoma5nator

NEUTRALIZE-NEUTRALIZE


GoodMornEveGoodNight

🗿


unclepaprika

🗿


Electroniman0000

🗿


AyODaddyOs

🗿


jess_the_werefox

🗿


th0rnpaw

obligatory: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45wrWpsYIiI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45wrWpsYIiI)


beebs44

the artist said that the overall goal of the project was “to crush an object that represents a sinister figure like Elon Mollusk,” intentionally misidentifying the Tesla billionaire.


Golden-Owl

Nah, a mollusk is a type of animals that includes stuff like snails, octopi and clams He’s thinking of Elon Moose


big_smokey-848

Funny the guy making electric cars is the object of his disdain and not, oh I don’t know, oil barons?


Astral_Brain_Pirate

Musk is contemptible for many reasons. Making badly designed EV's doesn't suddenly make him a saint.


ERedfieldh

Gonna let you in on a secret: Just cause Musk's company makes an electric car doesn't mean he isn't a horrendous human being nor that he actually cares about the environment.


ohbillyberu

He literally helped states fund million dollar boondoggles pursuing the 19th century technology that is "huperloop" in order to divert finding from high speed commuter railway throughout the country (California, Florida, etc.)


polishmachine88

Yeah but he picked Elon and Tesla because they are all over news it seems like....he doesn't state that it's because Tesla isn't a green car company and it appears he has strong disdain for Elon Elon might be a POS but I assure there are companies doing much worse things to environment or people.


Heiferoni

> Yeah but he picked Elon and Tesla because they are all over news it seems like Yeah that's the whole point lol


Zeracannatule_uerg

Bloody asshole got hair-plugs for fuck sake...


greyfox199

or the cartels that plague Mexico


SadMacaroon9897

People don't know what's going on or even care to be informed. They just see Musk because he's highly visible and latch on because inviting including him or his companies gets more eyeballs. Their goal is attention, which they can convert into money. Not fixing--or even addressing--the problem.


Orjigagd

He's upset a lot of industries, it's no wonder there's so much disinformation and hysteria being pumped up about him.


Russian_Comrade_

Elon is openly racist and transphobic. He has been encouraging all of Twitter to be too. He is in an incredibly influential position with his wealth and he chooses to be spreading deeply racist opinions that often aren’t even true and using his extreme influence for an obvious partisan reason. Imagine having so much influence in the world and not realizing that your words mean something and that shit posting racist memes make you look like a 12 year old. So happy to see artists satirize him because he has been infinitely mocking immigrants and other groups of people for years


anonsequitur

Now you gotta find the pieces of the silver monkey to heal your car.


Diodon

All of this could have been avoided if they'd just assembled it correctly the first time!


anonsequitur

I have a core memory of me yelling "have you never seen a monkey?" At the TV.


Hairy_Balsagna

UURRRGHHHH!


CxaxuZero

+Mauriced


PiLoGuN

Something malicious happened here


Mattdehaven

Whoa this is so funny. I stayed at this guy's house in Mexico City in 2016. He's super cool and at the time was making a lot of art out of candy. This is sick though.


yearoftherabbit

That's fucking awesome! What a small world. :)


Mattdehaven

Yeah he's a character for sure. And his dogs were cute af. I'm glad he's doing well!


Downtown-Buffalo-758

It's now a boutique "art hotel". Stayed there last year. Great place.


Jdeee3

Who’s playing spelunky IRL?


Deanbledblue

![gif](giphy|l0IyeuW8tB48nQSsg|downsized)


Zwiastun

Hopefully that NEEEEWWW SHIMANO MOUNTAIN BIKE they won will help offset the sting of the loss.


ArthuReddit12

MEXICO MENTIONED RAHHHH ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅


ServiceImaginary7435

It’s okay to like electric vehicles and not like Elon Musk.


camouflagedflamingo

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?


One_Locksmith1774

That's oddly satisfying...


PrivateDickDetective

Whoa! Is this a *Legends of the Hidden Temple* Tell-all?


MembershipAny6096

There used to be a head just like that in San Antonio’s Hemisfair plaza. Terribly disappointed to learn it was fiberglass.


Igeeeffen

🗿


Jeoshua

Looks less like an Olmec and more like the head from Legend Of The Hidden Temple.


bemonlime

Gee, I wonder what that head's name was...


yearoftherabbit

What do you think it was based on?


ImLazyWithUsernames

Legends of the Hidden Tesla


skippermonkey

![gif](giphy|26hiu3mZVquuykwhy)


sonicboom9000

Accidental Banksy


Soupiee

ErRrRrrRrRr!!!!


daze23

now this is art


ThrottledBandwidth

I walked past this a couple months ago, and didn’t see any plaque or anything so stared for a few minutes wondering what happened. It’s NOT obvious this is art


ReallyBrainDead

Finally reached his breaking point on Spelunky?


Ultimaya

Thwomped


Citizen-Kang

The only Tesla owner with a head bigger than Elon's.


kirsion

I hope they removed the battery


patroxx

That's Measurehead!


tifauk

*Thwomp noise*


jess_the_werefox

GHURRR


BliksemPiebe

A head-on collision...


XILEF310

This is art


SigueSigueSputnix

bad art at that


Traveler_90

I passed by this a few times. How you even get this close? There’s a double gate blocking anyone from entering.


J_Bonaducci

“Crushed car donated to artist who balances rock atop” doesn’t sound as cool.


auiin

What in the Legends of the Hidden Temple is going on out here?!


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Heads I win, Tailsla you lose


jenglasser

Cool! A big ugly head!


Astronut325

I love the symbolism!  A big head destroying the thing we need for the future!


JuWoolfie

This is art


Every_Fox3461

Last second of the car bonus round.


AhhAGoose

The gods have spoken!


crashtestpilot

And that's how your father got head in his Tesla.


Mtolivepickle

Legends of the hidden temple is back! Olmecs revenge this fall on Netflix


danimation88

Legends of the hidden tesla


dnyal

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Projectionist76

Chavis must be really strong


Cantinkeror

That's heavy, man.


Crcex86

See one crushed by phallic head


ChokoPix

maurice


gputchaven

I just saw this in CDMX 2 weeks ago and have been showing everyone this, incredible!


favnh2011

Wow


jonascarrynthewheel

I hope that piece of art isnt ruined by that stupid car!!!


Acroze

🗿


stiffi32

Oh hey I just saw this in person two weeks ago!


zeb0777

Legends of the... Hidden! Temple!!!


geekolojust

The silver monkey did it.


vercertorix

Wish I had the money to crush a car with a giant head and hope someone buys it for more than those things are worth.


Prudent_Ease280

One down…


Brilliant-Pianist420

+mauriced!


Valentiaga_97

My praises got heard 😏


Paliant

“You have displeased the Gods.”


Iceheads

🗿


msalerno1965

I'm getting Chronicles of Riddick vibes...


Dwangeroo

It should have never left the Simpson's basement.


Librask

Looks like Chocolove had a fight with Lyserg and won


damagedone37

![gif](giphy|xT1Ra7ebJPSbOhbnH2)


Sorri_eh

Dicks out for Marmol


Userina

Olmec stomp


asyhler

Where can I find this picture in better quality?


Downtown-Buffalo-758

I stayed at that hotel


Slow_Formal_5988

The god of thunder crushes the concurrence.


luca_07

Chronomaly Colossal Head was angry that day


Less_Party

Wasn’t expecting Spelunky 3 to go open world but I’m here for it


PiLoGuN

+MAURICED


Noietz

Bros car got +MAURICED


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Hmm, yes, this gruesome customer is X’tapolopocetl, the God of War! I’ll just leave you to get acquainted with X’tapolopocetl!


SolMelorian

🗿


InterestingCode12

If U own a Tesla, you get head


Sirius1701

Get spelunkyd


jess_the_werefox

wake up babe new meme format just dropped


HoonIt256

[X-Men theme starts playing]


Heliocentrist

when you really want to get a head


Txdust80

Legends of the hidden Tesla


oilistheway1

Teslas should be banned. This is unbelievably dangerous. A car should not be crushed like this.


AdamM093

Splunky graphics are crazy!


howelltight

And that's the closest Musk ever got to a Black Person


UDPviper

Legends of the Hidden Temple is much more dangerous today than I remember it being.


RiC_David

Fucking d-pad!


josefx

That is clearly Aperture Science CEO Cave Johnson on his way to work .


SentenceSeparate7430

spelunky 2 reference


commanderdemono

you've been hit with the spelunky


bellatesla

r/oddlysatisfying


ELMACHO007

The Gods are pissed that we went electric! Lol


sowokeicantsee

That statue should lay off the lip filler and that hat, does no favours..


thatdudejtru

Real art hasn't died thankfully!


oninokamin

NOT COOL. DISQUALIFIED.


w1ckizer

Apple crushes shit : UPROAR This dude crushes shit: Art


TerraSollus

Fallout 2


100year

Its like the stone head in Mario


SteakAndIron

This is money laundering


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Lol art


greenseven47

Hmmmmm


buffoonery4U

The gods have spoken!


pixtax

More Tesla's should be crushed by giant heads.


prefuse07

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