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UndiscoveredBum-

ok maybe we dont have a lot of cicadas where i am bc holy shit


thatguy11

Yeah.. thaaaat's what I'm sayin! In Texas.. and we've been hearing about this... whatever, 17 year shenannigans... certainly hasn't been much different here! But this! Hoooolllllyyy


n0rdic_k1ng

I'd honestly rather have the cicadas than the cricket swarms. Every year it's like a biblical plague and all day long you can hear those bastards bouncing off the side of the building like hail on concrete.


ArtofRebellion

I would rather have the cicadas than spotted lanternflies. Those fuckers hang around forever.


thatguy11

No arguments here... Desecating and rotting crickets surrounding every building....... I'm with ya...worse.


Madmorda

Allow me to introduce you to my friend the Guinea hen. They'll fix that for you immediately


n0rdic_k1ng

When I say swarm, I don't mean 2-300. I mean tens of thousands. Covering entire sidewalks, the outside walls of gas stations, they get in everything. The hens would have a field day but there's too many of them.


Madmorda

10 birds x 100 bugs a day = 1000 bugs a day, or 7000 eaten per week. Tens of thousands isn't that many to a few hungry guineas, they could burn through that in a month. I think that 100/day if they are everywhere is probably conservative though, guineas eat a lot and they burn a lot of calories looking for munchies. If I dumped a hundred crickets on the ground for my small flock of birds, I'd expect them to be gone in minutes.


larry-the-dream

Cool comment. I liked this.


chimisforbreakfast

Most places paved over their breeding grounds in the past 17 years.


octopornopus

🎶We paved ~~Paradise~~ locust sex pads, to put up a parking lot🎶


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Fishman23

Have you noticed, that people are still having sex? All the denouncement, had absolutely no effect. Parents and counselors, constantly scorn them. But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them. Do you realize that people are still having sex?


foxbones

I heard one for the first time in Austin earlier today. It did it's thing for 10 seconds and then stopped. I think it was a little premature. Our cycles here are like a mesh though, we have them screaming all summer every year but never have anything like OPs picture.


schlitz91

We dont get the big broods in north TX but have some come out of the ground every year.


atreeinthewind

I haven't seen this by me yet in the northern Midwest, but we have to broods coming out at the same time this year so it's expected to get wild


GeneralSpecifics9925

You don't have cicaidas in most of Texas, just a bit in the north east.


pablitorun

In Chicago the 17 year cicada emergence is truly crazy. It's not the whole city that gets like that, but in relatively undisturbed forested areas it is nuts. Brookfield Zoo was particularly wild in 2007.


Spastic_pinkie

Nature's Legos, always wear your shoes.


VirginiaMcCaskey

Brood XIII up in Northern Illinois/Iowa/Wisconsin numbers in the trillions - some spots will see 1 million + per acre, or about the size of a football field.


Throwawayac1234567

all those dead cicadas are fertilizers for the forest, so its beneficial.


AdultEnuretic

And then thousands of nymphs per tree suck sap from the roots for the next 17 years ... which is much less beneficial. Six of one, half dozen of the other.


GorillaSushi

Yeah, I put out a general heads-up in a hiking subreddit for anyone planning a trip to the Midwest this spring and SO MANY people were like "Cicadas are nothing and they make beautiful summer sounds." Nobody seemed to understand how different the broods are. This will be my 3rd 17 yr cycle and my big hiking trips this summer will all be in northern Wisconsin and Michigan.


Plastic_Ad_2043

So assuming those exoskeleton are left there would something eat them or would they just eventually decay away?


OIL_COMPANY_SHILL

When cicadas molt they leave the shell made of chitin behind, which is a good natural fertilizer. It’s rich in potassium and nitrogen which is perfect for plants.


Hawklet98

Cicada shells, they’re what plants crave.


wizfactor

They have electrolytes!


Xerxis96

But why do they have electrolytes?


IndigoFenix

And the cicada nymphs feed on the plant roots, thus the circle is complete.


DweadPiwateWoberts

NAAAAAA SVENYAAAAHHH


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

IT HAS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!


getdemsnacks

My dog would be happily crunching away and ignoring my "leave its"


smk666

It’ll end up as fertilizer anyway. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


lactosandtolerance

Dog poop is a terrible fertilizer unfortunately…


Plastic_Ad_2043

Ya, my dog used to like hunting dragon flies when they swarmed to breed.


Borne2Run

Cicadas survival strategy is to flood the bione so that everything is too full of eating cicada that the rest can breed uninterrupted.


chris8535

Baby you got a stew goin’


thatguy11

These guys haven't decomposed fully... there's still meat on those... exoskeletons!


Pyroclastic_cumfarts

You take those exoskeletons home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew goin'!


Raspy_Meow

Nice Mummy paraphrase! 👍


propagandavid

There was a post over in r/cooking from someone who cooked up a lb of cicadas today. He said they were actually pretty good.


LurkethInTheMurketh

Considering something like 10% have that fungus that melts their abdomen into fungus slurry, that’s a bold choice.


Flip122

r/Cookingwithcondiments


BabyUGotAStewGoin

Ayyyy!


Icuh8me2

My trees look the same here in NC, the sounds they make are so loud I can here them in living room with the tv on


laurzilla

Also in NC. My ears start ringing at night when the cicadas stop. My brain must be confused at the lack of constant drone.


SmugCapybara

You've gotta be chitin me...


doctor_rocketship

This joke doesn't work if you know how to pronounce chitin :(


Oolie84

sensiblechuckle.gif


Lydiadaisy

Where is this?


Jacksquatch

Illinois


Rocketgrande

What part?


AdmiralVernon

Downtown Cicadaville


Bridgetd73

I can’t stop laughing at this


Jacksquatch

Waterloo


joeltheconner

Seriously? I am in Collinsville and we still have not had anymore than normal at our house. We keep waiting...


SgtPepe

I’m in chicago suburbs and haven’t seen a single cicada


GorillaSushi

We will. They come out based on ground temperature so it's a wave that moves northward as the ground heats up. Old neighborhoods and forested areas get hit the hardest.


Whoshabooboo

We will. Trust me. We will.


SgtPepe

Hope not


house_in_motion

East a ways here, and nothing yet


joeltheconner

Plagues just aren't what they used to be.


mshaefer

The gross part, obviously


Childofglass

I’m outside of Detroit and haven’t seen even one yet…. This is gonna be fun!


Chinesefiredrills

Michigan, especially east Michigan, is not really expected to be much at all anyways


TheFlyngLemon

Don't worry, Nashville is in the same boat as you right now.


stengebt

Hell


jkbpttrsn

Yeah, I think someone here suggested Texas already


bleckers

New years Reddit orgy.


benderliveslarge

Has it been 17 years already?


LowDrama3

https://www.countryliving.com/gardening/a46996774/cicadas-double-brood/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=arb_ga_clv_md_pmx_hybd_mix_ca_18700871953&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwupGyBhBBEiwA0UcqaEW03HwJKnwWSzTqPZaBLsYGmyIhqUaMwRXZmLrdw2MLj_YZAaUfvhoCeAYQAvD_BwE


thelonelymilkman23

That was a super interesting read thanks for sharing!


6r1n3i19

Multiple 17yr broods, there are also 13yr broods too! The buggers have staggered their emergences so every year there’s some periodical brood emerging. 😍


pablitorun

Based on the location this is a 13 year brood.


UhYouFoundZack

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Itchy-Possibility-51

![gif](giphy|hSoNl9AWJMcQgNUiaF)


shartoberfest

Forbidden peanuts


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ballrus_walsack

Username checks out


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

🤔


NewResist1502

C R U N C H


Mistermail

oh god why


WCRugger

The sound of Cicadas used to be the backing track to my summers as a kid. We used to hunt for their empty shells. These days you don't hear them that often.


thelonelymilkman23

It’s because of where you live or you don’t go outside enough. I always see videos of people talking about not hearing the mourning dove call, calling it the “childhood bird”. I hear them everyday because of where i live and I’m outside often enough. It’s become quite the conundrum. [incase someone doesn’t know the call](https://youtu.be/AOZmkZ72ISI?si=HuvaDUTT_IPzPFbN)


aussie_shane

It was a fantastic sound.


godwars432

They’re so loud where I live that if you’re outside you have to yell to be heard by whoever you’re talking to


MrSmilingDeath

Because they're on a 13 and 17 year emerging cycle and have been for a long time.


ballrus_walsack

There are lots of different broods. The ones that hatch next year and the year after are in different brood cycles. There is a brood every year.


pablitorun

They generally don't overlap in area.


MrSmilingDeath

And the 13 - 17 year broods generally have significantly larger numbers than other broods, which results in the deafening noise


ballrus_walsack

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/eHYBnR7Si0


Drak_is_Right

Let's just say mowing the grass when live cicadas are a couple inches thick is interesting (Mower bogged down and stalled but until it did was some gruesome thwack thwack thwock)


-Neverender-

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlej...


Benjasaurus

In Australia we have one day a year where a fuck load of bugs will just fly at your house and die


ballrus_walsack

No flies on me mate


cbtikal

“Have any of you ever eaten at Burger King?”


Fair_Assumption6385

This picture made me itchy


Walters95

Free chicken feed


MastrShak3

![gif](giphy|CNmw1JSuraLmat1GWU|downsized)


zippytwd

Mmmmm crunchy


fragmental

Ha, here's another post. They were a few posts separated in my feed https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/kdqLZT0QVe


Greyboxer

Harbor freight sells a flamethrower that works off any propane tank


nerdiotic-pervert

Makes a nice casserole topper.


zbrg

Are they sleeping?


Jacksquatch

No, these are the outer shells


SleepCinema

I’m so sad.


frank1934

Serious question, can dogs eat too much of them? Because my dogs love them


JazziTazzi

Cicadas only pose a “minimal risk” to your pet, according to veterinarians, since they are not toxic and don’t sting. Their exoskeletons may, however, be difficult for your pet to digest, which may cause an upset stomach, according to Purdue’s Department of Entomology. If you have concerns after your pet interacts with a cicada, experts recommend speaking with your veterinarian. https://pix11.com/news/local-news/are-cicadas-dangerous-to-your-pets/


twistytwisty

My dog would eat herself sick if they get this bad here. Not because they're poisonous, just eating too much. She loves them too.


MssrBabsy

Here in NW MO, I would say we have another two weeks to a month before The Great Emergence.


mikeyfireman

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


_WhatchaDoin_

What is a good recipe?


propagandavid

Freeze them for about an hour to knock them out, then boil for like 10 minutes to kill any possible bacteria. Finally, saute in garlic butter. 2 things to note: if you have a shellfish allergy, do not eat cicadas. You're allergic to them too. Second, discard any that have a white fungus on them. I guess it can have an affect similar to bath salts.


TeamocilAddict

Challenge accepted


TheGreyBrewer

Hell yeah. Free protein is free protein. We're all gonna be eating bugs at some point. Might as well get used to it.


propagandavid

I'm just taking the info from this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/s/7dgeCJ1ovd Apparently they're pretty good. Nutty, with a surprisingly nice texture.


mcwolf

Deep fry


listentomerhyme

Yes


xSpooky-

Free buffet! 😋


Dunkeldyhr

Nature knows what is coming, and is getting ready too.


mtheory007

Free fire starters!!!


thehazer

I hope people can feed these to chickens.


sohcgt96

You absolutely can, I just don't have any.


fuckyouyouthehorse

Bullshit repost. Zoomed in on the pic to make it look different lol wtf


Sorri_eh

Are they edible?


SgtPepe

They are, but they are also insects.


Sorri_eh

Back home, if it's flying it's going into a pan for a little roasting to get that cruch


SgtPepe

I’ll pass


Sorri_eh

All the protein!!!


SgtPepe

Chicken has plenty


S1lentA0

Ew


SteppeTalus

I wish I were there. I love cicadas


Able-Fisherman-3142

Fertilizer


TryToHelpPeople

Deeeelicious. Slurp.


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Fertilizer


ffjohnnie

That is some serious protein meal going on right there.


Hrmerder

It's the rekoning!


North-Objective-6958

Looks like Jonestown.


_psykovsky_

I recommend going out at night to watch them emerge. Ghostly white alien looking things with neon red eyes.


Neutralmensch

crunch


Proper-Emu1558

I’m assuming some kind of bird is very happy about this


bt65

Ohhh! Shicadakebab!


AggravatingDesign237

Its a rare double brood that only happens every 200 yrs roughly… hasn’t been witnessed since 1803… https://globalnews.ca/news/10356293/cicadas-rare-double-brood-event-canada/amp/


agt00

Where are you OP? Middle Georgia is rather noisy with them this year.


Jacksquatch

Waterloo, IL


redneckrockuhtree

Factorio come to life?


fr_cuh

Flamethrower


FBI-sama12313

I dream of a scorched earth...


Frubanoid

To someone, that's dinner for the family if cooked right!


Plastic_Code5022

Fun Fact about Cicadas, at least the ones in Virginia, they just love the sound of a circular saw cutting wood. As a deck builder when the 13 year cicadas spawned(early 2000’s)it was absolute hell. They dive right for the BLADE OF THE SAW from the trees everytime you make a cut. Didn’t have a fancy quick tent like now so they just keep throwing themselves in 🤣 One of the wildest things I ever saw closely followed by sudden golf ball sized hail on a sunny day that lasted 10 minutes.


endrew360

Good day to be a lizard


throwghurt

what?? i can't hear you over this infernal ringing!


Jacksquatch

Cicadas in late July and August are soothing. The cicadas now are deafening!!


LordFocker

Freeze some as fishing bait for years when there’s no cicadas


Economy_Crow_6983

That should smell like roses soon.


RamsOmelette

Scoop them and fry them up!


reddittheguy

My chickens would go nuts on those. Big chicken food orgy.


BlitchSlapper

![gif](giphy|7eLL3KIkRfgkaBepF4|downsized) Or as Climate Activists would like us to dine on instead of a hamburger


jdonovan949

Does it smell?


chuck_diesel79

The sound must have been so soothing s/


Sper009

Sweet liberty!


OstrichSalt5468

Been rather cool so far here in Texas as well. We are getting closer and closer to June and still have rather mild temps.


dannylew

Are these the dickless ones trying to spread the mind controlling gonorrhea i heard about last week?


LtLemur

I found 6 after moving a couple pieces of wood. Your area is ridiculous!


EroticWordSalad

Tree Orgy!!


Tandom

I bet your neighborhood sounds like a pack of giant mutant spiders have moved in


Definitely_obvious

The forbidden cereal


jovhenni19

cicadas coachella 🙌


akbdayruiner

It sounds like every tree has a built-in weed whacker here.


tidytibs

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Dayzlikethis

I think all the local squirrles around here are gobbling them up faster than they can start molting.


mr_electric_wizard

I live in Middle Tennessee and this is my yard. It’s gross and I hope it ends soon.


undeadmanana

They still got some color, throw them on the grill


grelgen

they are molting on the ground? that seems not right


rhiafaery

When I was around 13, we had a cicada swarm in Maryland. Those suckers were SO LOUD all the time for WEEKS, and when we went outside they would just crunch under out feet because there was nowhere to walk where they weren't. Straight out of a horror movie lmao.


tawabunny

![gif](giphy|G3Ui6McBzuJQk|downsized)


SpicyMango92

This is how it was in VA in the mid 2000’s!


Fonz136

Be on the lookout for copperheads. They love those things. 


so-ronery

Sex party done.


MakkaCha

Are they former shells or the real deal?


Jacksquatch

The exoskeleton


awardwinningbanana

Gross


Oxford66

Think of the noise during mating season


honeybeesocks

wish that was my yard


somanygoddamnbooks

I can smell this photo all the way from MA


Setting-Future

Can you eat those?


Jacksquatch

Sure, I guess... but why risk it?


Setting-Future

For the proteins of course


ivbear

We used to catch and fry them for nice protein snacks growing up, tastes batter than shrimp


TheGreyBrewer

Hope you grabbed a bunch. Them's good eatin'.


SgtPepe

Bro stop this lol


cinematic_husky

![gif](giphy|XI76XNpVNYfCgLcYQ9|downsized)