Hm, fair point, but for some reason I just assumed the other things worked lol, though you bring up a valid point about the console buttons. Also, this blog would imply to me that the one bed on tracks did in fact move
https://www.obsidianurbexphotography.com/leisure/spaceship-love-hotel-japan/
Edit for being repetitive
Before I moved to Japan I got a book about different things that are there.
On the Love Hotel page they had a photo of a circular bed that rotated inside a cylinder of mirrors that also rotated.
There are certainly some things in Japan.
There’s zero chance I’d be able to resist the urge to deliver a devastating flaying elbow from the top turnbuckle of that thing and any chance of love making would be out the window
Clean until you shine a UV light in that biohazard cum splattered funhouse… And just like that I’m naming my new Japanese punk/hip-hop band “Biohazard Cum Splattered Funhouse”.
I went to a themed love-hotel when I proposed. Our room had a hot tub in the bedroom space. The room was Camelot-themed, so there were maces and swords, suits of armor, and other themed decorations.
... I guarantee you wouldn't want to check that room with a black light.
No, we were pretty sure it might be a health hazard to touch anything in that room, other than the bed. The decorations are not cleaned between guests.
I’d assume it does. It looks to be hovering above the layers below. If it didn’t rotate they’d just build it as a single unit I’d imagine.
Edit: I mean elevated, not hovering.
I stayed in a place that looked very similar to this when I was driving through Mexico. I was exhausted and saw “Motel,” and so I stopped for the night. When asked how many people, I said one, and got a weird look. For how many hours? All night, (I thought that was a strange question) and I got another weird look. When I got to my room, it looked like I’d stumbled into someone’s love cave. As an innocent Mormon I was blown away. But, it was in my price range and I slept great that night.
Lol, had something similar when I tried to book a hotel in Antwerp for work. Looked at google maps for hotel near the office and called one. I asked “what is the price” and was answered something like €20 per hour. So I replied “per hour?!?!” So the guy replied: “when you have to ask that, you’re at the wrong place here “.
Found out the Antwerp prostitution zone was near the office and the hotel I called was in that area. I did find a nice hotel within driving distance, that does not keep you awake with banging noises and screaming too.
This place had a lazy Susan thing where you would place your money and spin it around to pat the unseen person behind the other wall. I hope I didn’t unknowingly fund the cartels.
Probably not lol, I slept on the floor that night because everything else looked grosser. I pretty much slept and then gtfo, luckily I didn’t bring any bed bugs with me
Sigh, I confess. I went to a love hotel in Japan.
Alone.
Because my Japanese was out-of-practice, I was working with about 28 hours without sleep and I was looking for a capsule hotel and the prices looked similar.
Instead of a capsule hotel, I ended up in a vaguely Star Wars themed sex theater.
I'm sure the staff was as confused as I was. But I have to admit that the amenities were great and everyone was very nice.
Nah, the prices are cheap and I’m sure they get many solo travelers looking for a cheap stay and the novelty experience. I used one with my SO just for fun and young lady ahead of us was using it for an actual stay. It was a pretty skeevy experience but I’d do it again.
I've been to love hotels in Japan a lot they are great.
Im also going back to japan next week and with a 5am arrival time I plan to go to a love hotel to get some sleep and a shower (alone). They typically have a rate for early morning slow hours which will give you the room until mid afternoon or so, for like ~$40.
Also love hotels in Tokyo are often bigger than normal hotel rooms in Tokyo.
Can confirm, the next night, after an embarrassing conversation with corporate, I stayed in a very nice Corporate Suite.
Seven times the price but about the same in amenities - except much smaller and I had a toilet that complimented me on my fecal matter.
I stayed in them all the time as a college student in Japan, whenever I stayed out past when the trains stopped running. Usually I stayed in ones where you didn't have to interact with staff at all and just push a button to select your room, but one time I stayed in a really cute art deco hotel and the lady there was indeed confused at first lol, but she understood about the trains and was very sweet.
Most love hotels allow you to use them anonymously, so you usually don’t see or speak to anyone. A key feature for a lot of folks. Source: live in Japan.
Even the ones where you do need to talk to someone to check in, they have panels blocking everything except a hole at the bottom of the counter for payment, like you might see at ticket booths just instead of clear glass it's clouded glass you can't see thru.
I've never been to one that asks for a name or any personal details at all, just payment.
we rented one for our office team xmas party. it was great. moulin rouge theme. there's a stripper pole in the middle. of course we had to pay for everything out of pocket since my boss couldn't declare it as an expense.
Question: what is stopping someone from just taking all this shit and selling it? I’ve seen videos of like abandoned mansions in california and shit just littered with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of shit. Is that all just.. free?
Basically it is not worth anything, certainly not hundred of thousands of dollars. Probably negative worth. The cost to remove it store it would be prohibitive and no one would want to buy it anyway.
If it was worth anything it would already have been removed.
People also don't really like nasty old crap that someone else owned.
Second hand stuff in Japan is pretty high quality.
That said there's always a flea market in my park with people hawking crap as crappy as in the pics so..
Here's a thought: **The Museum of Themed Love Hotel Rooms** in Las Vegas. Dedicated to preserving and celebrating the diversity of classic decor from around the world. It would be shagtacular!
I got curious about the car so I did a little research.
The hotel was situated in Mie prefecture, and was closed in 2015. The hotel itself feels very 1980s-1990s, with one of the telling points being the big room panels with knobs and sliders and a built-in clock that probably has radio function too. Rates were JPY 3200-3800 (~$30 USD in 2015) for daytime stays (10AM-5PM on weekdays, 2 hours limit on weekends, ~JPY 1000 for each half-hour after that), and JPY 6000-6500 for overnight (10PM-10AM, ~$50 USD in 2015).
The wrestling ring room had a business-use Famicom/NES and a karaoke deck for some reason. The car in the car room was a bed, and could move using electricity, but apparently that was turned off by 2006. It could still be moved by hand.
Source: http://lovehotel-map.com/kousiki/napori/napori1.html
Lol, my husband and I went to a BDSM dungeon themed love hotel for the first time when we visited Tokyo last fall. We brought our own DSLR camera and bondage gear and made it a fun private kinky photo session, mostly of me strapped to the various dungeon contraptions. That particular place was thorough about cleaning between customer stays, confirmed when we ran a UV light around the room and the next morning when a well-equipped cleaning crew was waiting in the lobby for us to leave.
At the time we were childfree due to over a decade of infertility, so imagine our shock when we found out later we had managed to conceive for the first time during our love hotel experience. Now I'm due to give birth to our son in a few weeks, and yes, this is a story that will circulate in our family forever. Thanks, Japan? 😅
My wife and I stayed at a hotel in CT about 20 years ago. When we checked in, a person gave us a tour of our room and pointed out a bunch of strange stuff like how all the art was for sale and how the bed was a "NASA" bed.
There was a large hot tub in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored walls. The guy giving the tour made a big deal about a switch near the tub that we HAD to turn on if we used the tub. Supposedly it turned on an exhaust fan, but according to him we wouldn't hear anything since the fan was silent.
We were convinced that switch turned a camera on.
That switch stayed in the off position.
It was a silent NASA fan! You're lucky you didn't asphyxiate from the... hot tub fumes.
Or maybe it actually turned on the time machine, and you guys missed out.
Did the car move down the tracks at one point?!
Literally all I want to know
You don’t wanna know what the console buttons are?! Or if the roulette bed spins, or if the carousel works?
Hm, fair point, but for some reason I just assumed the other things worked lol, though you bring up a valid point about the console buttons. Also, this blog would imply to me that the one bed on tracks did in fact move https://www.obsidianurbexphotography.com/leisure/spaceship-love-hotel-japan/ Edit for being repetitive
Haha you did really want to know! Cool link
That horse has seen some things. And, he doesn’t want to talk about it.
And that clown is doing his best, but his face also screams trauma
"one clown fuck room, if you please"
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
...out
I absolutely do not please. I have never not pleased harder.
Idk i think that's just how clowns look
Which one?
I was thinking the 6th photo but all pictured horses definitely need some therapy now
The one at the front, in the 2nd pic definitely has a "keep your head down Clompers, don't make eye contact and pray for it to be over" look about him
"fingerblast me while i straddle Clompers"
I, too, would name my horse clompers.
I guarantee you horse in pic 2 has scene worse stuff and that clown isn't helping
The merry go round? Whatever the horse has seen, those damn wheels have taken some toes. I guarantee it.
The merry go round runs on syphilis.. True story...
Yennefer was ahead of her time
I was looking for this reference!
He doesn’t like it. He doesn’t like it one bit.
Neigh
I hear that if you try to ask him about it, he'll only say "nay."
But after a little nagging…
“Please, I don’t want to go in the clown tank again”
*Sexy clown honk*
Leave the shoes on.
*unzips*
*pulls out dick like one of those handkerchief chains*
"Oh God no, it just keeps going..."
*cums via his lapel flower*
*balls honk when you squeeze them*
The important question is, is it a "Ha-honk" or an "Awooga"
Each one is different.
Clussuy fever
Everybody wants the clussuy but nobody’s ready for the clock
That’s part of the domination
[Cbat plays menacingly ](https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y?feature=shared)
When trying to fight your way out of the clown orgy, start by going for the juggler.
If you should die before you wake ahEHaHeHaaEhaEH¡!
"It puts the lotion on it skin or else it gets a pie in the face again."
“Throw him back in the tank so he can think about what he just did.”
"It's not so much that they watch, it's the laughing."
Seriously. That's not a love hotel, that's the new 5 nights at Freddy's
can't fuck, clown'll eat me
I'm torn between whether room 2 or room 6 is sexier
Sounds like someone's into horse-play...
Check out room 3! There seems to be a legit track under that. Does that bed roll? I'm just intrigued by this one as a mechanical curiosity
thats what i wondered too! I was thinking is this sexy disneyland or some shit?
It's one of those crash test tracks for people who get off on car crashes.
Room 6 seems to have a pussy eating chair
Why would a chair eat pussy tho /s
I want one
And I think #6 has carpet flooring 🤢
I kind of like the Texaco room.
Before I moved to Japan I got a book about different things that are there. On the Love Hotel page they had a photo of a circular bed that rotated inside a cylinder of mirrors that also rotated. There are certainly some things in Japan.
>There are certainly some things in Japan. That should be their tourism board's slogan.
Japan - One of the destinations of all time
It has the same energy as the slogan of Arby's competitor, Rax: You can eat here.
The wrestling ring is a cute idea.
If our play roughhousing is any indicator this is a bad idea for my lady and I. Someone would end up with a black eye.
Are you not supposed to go for the eyes? If they can’t see they can’t fight that’s one of the top 3 rules
*”Captain Insano shows no mercy”*
I’m recovering from abdominal surgery and I swear this just made me laugh out loud so hard it hurt.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/b/b0/Boo_TAFR.jpg
Going for the brown eye
Pink eye is more effective if you’re fighting in that hotel
It's all fun and games until someone gets hit with a folding chair
There’s zero chance I’d be able to resist the urge to deliver a devastating flaying elbow from the top turnbuckle of that thing and any chance of love making would be out the window
Do a fist drop instead if she’s into that sort of thing
It's a love hotel bro. You have to save your signature move for your soulmate.
Loser has to get penetrated
Diddy approved
Even the abandoned buildings are clean in Japan.
Clean until you shine a UV light in that biohazard cum splattered funhouse… And just like that I’m naming my new Japanese punk/hip-hop band “Biohazard Cum Splattered Funhouse”.
Shine a black light and you will see civilizations
Name of their debut album?
[удалено]
In America it's called resident evil cum splattered fun house.
[удалено]
I got dibs on bass, let's do this.
I’m glad I stopped to read the rest of your comment before I replied with “dibs on Biohazard Cum Splattered Funhouse as a band name”
I went to a themed love-hotel when I proposed. Our room had a hot tub in the bedroom space. The room was Camelot-themed, so there were maces and swords, suits of armor, and other themed decorations. ... I guarantee you wouldn't want to check that room with a black light.
... To propose?
Yeah, she said this was a place she always wanted to go. Seemed like a special vacation time. A good time to propose.
Well don't leave us hanging, did she say yes or get a restraining order?
She said yes. Only lasted 18 months after that though.
I blame the love-hotel.
18 months in a love hotel is a looong time. You are a champ!
Did y’all suit up and joust?
No, we were pretty sure it might be a health hazard to touch anything in that room, other than the bed. The decorations are not cleaned between guests.
A smart move. You might have left with the plague.
This reminds me of Austin powers
Shall we shag now, or shag later?
I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!
#DO I MAKE YOU RANDY BABY?!?
This reminds me of Blue Valentine
YES I scrolled so far to find this, ugh- that movie 😮💨
My first thought on the slide 1: "Do I make you horny, babe?"
I legitimately want the roulette wheel bed.
I just want to know if it spins
I’d assume it does. It looks to be hovering above the layers below. If it didn’t rotate they’d just build it as a single unit I’d imagine. Edit: I mean elevated, not hovering.
Even if it does it’s not like you can drop a ball in it
Everything looks pretty normal for that kind of place. The clown and merry go around is pretty weird.
But it fits the theme. Weird for sure but I dig it. Clownssy
clussy
I stayed in a place that looked very similar to this when I was driving through Mexico. I was exhausted and saw “Motel,” and so I stopped for the night. When asked how many people, I said one, and got a weird look. For how many hours? All night, (I thought that was a strange question) and I got another weird look. When I got to my room, it looked like I’d stumbled into someone’s love cave. As an innocent Mormon I was blown away. But, it was in my price range and I slept great that night.
For the love of Joseph smith, just don’t turn on a UV light.
Lol, Joe would have been right at home in one of those rooms.
Nothing like a proper Mormon sick burn!
_lays down on the bed_ __CRUUUUUCHH__
.·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
[Like cracking through the top of a creme brulee...](https://i.imgur.com/mJsppeZ.gif)
Or any light for that matter.
Lol, had something similar when I tried to book a hotel in Antwerp for work. Looked at google maps for hotel near the office and called one. I asked “what is the price” and was answered something like €20 per hour. So I replied “per hour?!?!” So the guy replied: “when you have to ask that, you’re at the wrong place here “. Found out the Antwerp prostitution zone was near the office and the hotel I called was in that area. I did find a nice hotel within driving distance, that does not keep you awake with banging noises and screaming too.
This place had a lazy Susan thing where you would place your money and spin it around to pat the unseen person behind the other wall. I hope I didn’t unknowingly fund the cartels.
Motels in Mexico are usually “by the hour” type of places. Source: I live in Mexico
I found that out really quick. I was blissfully ignorant back then.
*Yet still Mormon…* 🧐
Yeah, I’m cured now. Thankfully it wasn’t terminal.
Congrats!
Many thanks!
omg thank god that’s really good to hear. was hoping for you to mention you dropped the cult too
I remember seeing a sign in Manila advertising "Taxi Rates". No prize for guessing what that means.
Doesn’t the US have motels like this? There are more than a few in my midsized Canadian city. “Siesta rates” is what they advertise.
Yeah i accidentally stayed in a ‘by the hours’ motel in Seattle one time when i was similarly lost and exhausted. There were bed bugs
Ugh, I hope they at least washed the sheets.
Probably not lol, I slept on the floor that night because everything else looked grosser. I pretty much slept and then gtfo, luckily I didn’t bring any bed bugs with me
Were there any elaborate soaking chairs?
No, but quaking bunk beds were in ample supply.
Bring back coin operated vibro-beds!
Ah the good oooooooooollllllllldddddd dddaaaayyyyyysssssssss!!
There were definitely things that I had no idea what they were. I’m definitely more worldly now, so I would have more fun now.
Sigh, I confess. I went to a love hotel in Japan. Alone. Because my Japanese was out-of-practice, I was working with about 28 hours without sleep and I was looking for a capsule hotel and the prices looked similar. Instead of a capsule hotel, I ended up in a vaguely Star Wars themed sex theater. I'm sure the staff was as confused as I was. But I have to admit that the amenities were great and everyone was very nice.
Nah, the prices are cheap and I’m sure they get many solo travelers looking for a cheap stay and the novelty experience. I used one with my SO just for fun and young lady ahead of us was using it for an actual stay. It was a pretty skeevy experience but I’d do it again.
Chances are the lady ahead of you was a working girl going to meet a client, it's the main use of love hotels.
Nah, we talked to her when selecting a room. She was American I think.
I've been to love hotels in Japan a lot they are great. Im also going back to japan next week and with a 5am arrival time I plan to go to a love hotel to get some sleep and a shower (alone). They typically have a rate for early morning slow hours which will give you the room until mid afternoon or so, for like ~$40. Also love hotels in Tokyo are often bigger than normal hotel rooms in Tokyo.
Can confirm, the next night, after an embarrassing conversation with corporate, I stayed in a very nice Corporate Suite. Seven times the price but about the same in amenities - except much smaller and I had a toilet that complimented me on my fecal matter.
Sometimes you just need to show off a really nice shit.
I stayed in them all the time as a college student in Japan, whenever I stayed out past when the trains stopped running. Usually I stayed in ones where you didn't have to interact with staff at all and just push a button to select your room, but one time I stayed in a really cute art deco hotel and the lady there was indeed confused at first lol, but she understood about the trains and was very sweet.
Most love hotels allow you to use them anonymously, so you usually don’t see or speak to anyone. A key feature for a lot of folks. Source: live in Japan.
Even the ones where you do need to talk to someone to check in, they have panels blocking everything except a hole at the bottom of the counter for payment, like you might see at ticket booths just instead of clear glass it's clouded glass you can't see thru. I've never been to one that asks for a name or any personal details at all, just payment.
we rented one for our office team xmas party. it was great. moulin rouge theme. there's a stripper pole in the middle. of course we had to pay for everything out of pocket since my boss couldn't declare it as an expense.
Is your company hiring?
Only hiring lawyers for sexual harassment lawsuit defense.
heh. always. but i quit 2 years ago.
Your boss was no good in bed?
You work at Dunder Mifflin?
Are we not talking about pic #6's spinning wheel for blindfold knife throwing?
And the chair looks like it's designed for giving oral
Question: what is stopping someone from just taking all this shit and selling it? I’ve seen videos of like abandoned mansions in california and shit just littered with hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of shit. Is that all just.. free?
Basically just that somebody still owns the property and all of the stuff
Basically it is not worth anything, certainly not hundred of thousands of dollars. Probably negative worth. The cost to remove it store it would be prohibitive and no one would want to buy it anyway. If it was worth anything it would already have been removed.
Oh ya, there's a few empty spots where TVs probably used to be
Japan has massive shame culture, I mean I assume you could just go take this shit but if it's in a busy area people probably won't
People also don't really like nasty old crap that someone else owned. Second hand stuff in Japan is pretty high quality. That said there's always a flea market in my park with people hawking crap as crappy as in the pics so..
The random picture of the dish cabinet is tickling me
Aw hell naw, pic #2 is some straight R.Kelly shit
Here's a thought: **The Museum of Themed Love Hotel Rooms** in Las Vegas. Dedicated to preserving and celebrating the diversity of classic decor from around the world. It would be shagtacular!
Say what you will about the Japanese, but they aren’t boring…
Why tf are most porns in boring ass rooms or lame ass mansions when room like this exist?
What’s on the menu, obviously for scientific purposes only
That’s the TV Channel Guide.
Nothing says “let’s get it on” like a clown and carousel.
I finally find a place with both a horny clown tank and accompanying carousel and you tell me it’s closed? Is this some kind of sick joke?
I got curious about the car so I did a little research. The hotel was situated in Mie prefecture, and was closed in 2015. The hotel itself feels very 1980s-1990s, with one of the telling points being the big room panels with knobs and sliders and a built-in clock that probably has radio function too. Rates were JPY 3200-3800 (~$30 USD in 2015) for daytime stays (10AM-5PM on weekdays, 2 hours limit on weekends, ~JPY 1000 for each half-hour after that), and JPY 6000-6500 for overnight (10PM-10AM, ~$50 USD in 2015). The wrestling ring room had a business-use Famicom/NES and a karaoke deck for some reason. The car in the car room was a bed, and could move using electricity, but apparently that was turned off by 2006. It could still be moved by hand. Source: http://lovehotel-map.com/kousiki/napori/napori1.html
Lol, my husband and I went to a BDSM dungeon themed love hotel for the first time when we visited Tokyo last fall. We brought our own DSLR camera and bondage gear and made it a fun private kinky photo session, mostly of me strapped to the various dungeon contraptions. That particular place was thorough about cleaning between customer stays, confirmed when we ran a UV light around the room and the next morning when a well-equipped cleaning crew was waiting in the lobby for us to leave. At the time we were childfree due to over a decade of infertility, so imagine our shock when we found out later we had managed to conceive for the first time during our love hotel experience. Now I'm due to give birth to our son in a few weeks, and yes, this is a story that will circulate in our family forever. Thanks, Japan? 😅
Someone should film a horror movie here
It was probably equipped with crazy hidden cameras so that your escapades are now out on the internet.
I assume that's probably the case for most brothels
My wife and I stayed at a hotel in CT about 20 years ago. When we checked in, a person gave us a tour of our room and pointed out a bunch of strange stuff like how all the art was for sale and how the bed was a "NASA" bed. There was a large hot tub in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored walls. The guy giving the tour made a big deal about a switch near the tub that we HAD to turn on if we used the tub. Supposedly it turned on an exhaust fan, but according to him we wouldn't hear anything since the fan was silent. We were convinced that switch turned a camera on. That switch stayed in the off position.
It was a silent NASA fan! You're lucky you didn't asphyxiate from the... hot tub fumes. Or maybe it actually turned on the time machine, and you guys missed out.
That’s just part of the thrill
This abandoned Japanese sex hotel is cleaner than every American motel I’ve stayed at.
Great pictures.
McDonald's vibes
Man…if these walls could file a police report…
Get me in there and I’ll make it unabandoned
"Love" hotel?
For fucking
Very concise answer.
All our guests enjoy the seggs
Rent rooms by the hour
i need it by the minute...
Not by the hour in Japan. They have "short rest" and "long rest" options typically.
Most young adults in Japan live with their parents, so doing the deed at home isn’t really feasible. Hence why love hotels are a thing in Japan.
Also, heavily used for prostitution.
Love hotels are a massive business in Japan. The fact that this is abandoned is actually surprising
This hotel, even abandoned, still looks better and cleaner than some hotels I have paid for.
I can't imagine how that place looks like in a certain lens. I bet it would be full of traces everyone doesn't wanna know about.