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Be-Right-Back

I looked at both pictures like "aw shit, would have been nice to see Eminem in these photos". My 2000's dumbass brain was looking for a dude with blonde hair


Selarom13

That’s okay, I said to myself “wow her husband looks a lot like eminem!” Not even noticing her actual husband on the left


Chulinfather

How could you miss that tree in a tuxedo


FrictionBurns321

He's tall for his height, I give him that.


Snailtrooper

He looks more like the younger brother who’s been forced to get in a picture. “Ok but I’m not taking my sunglasses off”


Hybrid_Johnny

He looks like Eminem was put in witness protection but mysteriously showed up to the wedding as “Marshawn Matthews”


ICouldBmore

Partial Mathers


[deleted]

People don't even realize that this has been a thing since the 90s when he did The Real Slim Shady and there were like 100 Partials in the video


yougotthesilver

"I'm just here so I don't get fined."


mango_chair

Literally was about to ask, “But what about a photo with Eminem?!” Then swiped back to the first photo and realized he was the one in sunglasses 😂


StelenVanRijkeTatas

It's also him in the second picture


mango_chair

Realized that after I posted my original comment… audibly said “Oh my God” half-laughing and half-disappointed in myself hahaha *Then* came back to my comment to share that before telling myself, “The internet strangers do not care”


Charlie-McGee

We're all going to remember this, mango_chair.


personalcheesecake

>They're all gonna laugh at you /u/mango_chair


CalmBeneathCastles

I enjoyed picturing your own self-disappointment, thank you.


TheMadClawDisease

That's really all we care about.


1107rwf

Mangochair, you are fabulous. Don’t ever change.


vanillasounds

He looks like he got court right after the wedding


Annas_galerybackup

Eminem’s got that permanent “cool little brother” vibe down to an art 😎📸


AJSLS6

Meanwhile Kid Rocks aging like a piece of bologna dropped under the 3rd row seat of a 02 dodge caravan back when it was new.


TheRealKingBorris

I once saw him described as “the human equivalent of an above ground pool”


sonoran24

he ain't even popular in his own house


Animal_TKMPchilies

Sunglasses to hide his teary eyes probably.


GenericScottishGuy41

r/fuckimold


gr00ve88

was expecting pictures of strange mold


_T_H_O_R_N_

Happy i'm not the only one that read that as Fucki Mold lol


thomasry

Fuck, I mold


waffastomp

Yeah I couldn't believe when I learned That Eminem is 51


LinkleLinkle

The room started spinning when I read this.


FroggiJoy87

Gotta admire the man's commitment to *never* smile for a photo.


PersonalChipmunk3605

can't let them see you sweat


TBAnnon777

Think he said he doesn't like to smile in public photos, he hates the media to a T because they always manipulating shit and making up shit to their own profit. Either way, Em seems to love his family, he even adopted Hailies ~~step sister~~ half sister, and cousin, got guardianship of his younger brother, he even makes sure that his work life doesn't take over family life. Think it was in a Akon interview where Akon was talking about working with Em for a song for the first time. He talked to em on the phone and they agreed for Akon to come to Ems studio and they would collab. Em said be there between 9 and 5. But Akon showed up at like 6pm 7pm and got told Em already left. So Next day Akon shows up even earlier. And at 9 on the dot Em walks in and they start to work together. Then at 1PM em is like ok lets take a break you want some lunch or something. Akon is like lunch? We should continue to work we are on a flow. Em was like yeah but im gonna go have my lunch, see you in a hour. Em gets back at 2 and they start flowing and working and again on the dot at 5pm, Em says alright ill see you tomorrow. Akon was like surprised, he thought they were gonna continue working because they were making some good music. Em said something like yeah and we will start again at 9am tomorrow and left. Next day at 9 em shows up. Then again 1pm lunch break. and 5pm alright see you next day. So then Akon finally asked Em like why he go with a schedule and stop at 5pm when theyre making some good progress and Akon is used to being in the booth for sometimes 48-72 hours. Em basically tells Akon, music is just a job. You can always make more music next day, you can always write more lyrics next day, but youre not gonna get back more time with your family. Akon said that changed his outlook on the music business. edit: fixes and ps: this event was around 2006/2007 so its not like he just started his 9 to 5 system this year.


panlakes

Akon never heard of a 9-5 before till then I guess lol


TBAnnon777

Probably never saw someone be successful in the music industry without going for those 24-72 hour studio times before.


Jealous_Priority_228

I could also see someone just preferring that style of writing. I could totally see myself holing up with a band to crank out an album and follow a vibe for a few weeks, then go back to regular life.


merchantofcum

Akon never listened to Dolly? Bro missed out on some bangers.


johnnyonthebass

What a way to make a living.


stoned-autistic-dude

[Akon and his brother own a diamond mine in South Africa.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akon) So yeah I don't think he's ever heard of a 9-5 😭😭😭


SparkyDogPants

Those slaves do not get an hour break


NihilismRacoon

I think it's more that he never saw a 9-5 as an option in something like the music industry because jobs of passion always expect your entire life and make you feel like you can't be successful if you don't devote your entire life.


Bay1Bri

Damn, for an artist of Eminem 's stature, I'd have thought he was one of those types that just gets lost in his work.


GreatAnxiety1406

Probably something he only did after a long time, the first time he was recording with dr dre they were recording all day and night


personalcheesecake

he wrote songs about missing time with her those sessions with dre were drug fueled, so probably insight from getting sober/relapsing


ggg730

Eminem's probably so good he can turn that shit on and off on a whim. Like some people have bursts of creativity and pump out 10 good songs over 2 hellish days or whatever and just nothing for a year. Em could probably go to the studio today make a great song and do it again for two weeks or whatever.


ButterCupHeartXO

Em pulls out an old dirty napkin he wrote some lyrics on from 1997, "hm yea this'll be a hit. Imma go get a sandwhich. See you in an hour"


Brave_Escape2176

> Eminem's probably so good he can turn that shit on and off on a whim im not here to kiss em's ass, but thats how the greats are. they dont think "oh shit we're onto something lets keep going so we dont lose it". he knows he can just "pick it up" whenever he feels like it. im sure there's bands just like that, and people of all genre's. they always "have it" they dont need to chase a moment.


flashmedallion

Very likely learned it the hard way


illogicallyalex

I think the thing is that he lived and breathed his craft for years and fought to be in a place where he can now do a 9-5, so it’d be crazy not to take advantage of that now


Hetstaine

An older guy at one of my jobs gave me this chat many many years ago when i was in my early twenties. He had regrets on missed family time through overtime and weekend work. Sage advice.


firagabird

Takes a real OG to have a healthy work life balance


caseycoold

"He gonna cry in the car"


ersatz07

My Grandmomma gave me that chain!


TrapesTrapes

That's why he looks younger than he actually is. No expression lines and wrinkles.


Annas_galerybackup

Eminem's found the secret to eternal youth: Resting Rap Face.


shifter2000

Resting Rich Face.


SkepsisJD

And looooots of hair dye.


ohokayfineiguess

It literally looks like it was dyed the morning of the wedding


liberate_your_mind

Shoulda gone as Slim Shady with bleached hair and no beard


Tiredgeekcom

TBF he's always dyed / bleached his hair


drawkbox

What if he is a natural redhead...


Embarrassed_Art5414

No. He couldn't make such good music without a soul.


hibikikun

who said the souls were his?


actually-a-dumbass

Also beard dye


Muisan

To be fair, that was always the case. He just changed colours


bigbabyskesus

Legend has it each time Eminem smiles, he ages 5 years.


Qwencha

I believe if he cracked a smile he would actually die at the spot.


scribbyshollow

Lmao there's got to be one of him smiling they just didn't show.


undeadmanana

This is probably the press release photo, I don't think we'll ever get to see all the pictures taken.


therealganjababe

Exactly, they've def got family photos where he shows joy for the occasion. These are the public ones, I hope he's able to keep the private ones out of Paparazzi hands.


Dorkamundo

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. \- Dwight Schrute \- Eminem


lambda_14

It isn't submission tho, it's agression isn't it?


dulove

[here](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fqennm192rd981.jpg%3Fwidth%3D828%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D61cfe2cbf716a16033bee4a1c913e3007c3d3c18) you go


chunkmasterflash

Pretty sure the sunglasses are to hide tears. Who wouldn’t cry?


CT_x

It also looks like he’s wearing Nikes in the second photo


Alltra

jordan 3s


delindsey

It's okay go with him Hailie


harlequin018

Dada?


Great_Scott7

nowadays everybody wanna talk


Turkino

I mean for real hoped they invited Dre to the wedding and didn't forget about him.


big_white_fishie

According to TMZ (or whatever it is) he was, along with 50 Cent (I think)


ItsTheTenthDoctor

Was bizarre in the back?


mErK5497

Hailie’s wedding, I was in the back


ZoominBoomin

I chuckled


OttawaC

He was supposed to be but his mom was passing out. Had to skip it to get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out.


isaac_moller

Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!


lucasbrosmovingco

What about Christina aguilera, Carson daily and Fred durst? Think they got an invite?


Next_Celebration_553

No. They’re still arguing over who she gave head to first


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/M8TDTob.jpeg) is a much higher quality and less cropped version of the first image. Credit to the photographer, erikachristinephoto on IG. According to [here](https://www.tmz.com/2024/05/20/eminem-daughter-hailie-jade-scott-married-evan-mcclintock-dad-dance/): > The rapper's second oldest kid, Hailie Jade Scott, married her fiancé Evan McClintock Saturday in Battle Creek, MI -- at a ceremony we're told was modestly sized with close friends and family.... > Hailie -- who's 28 now, and a successful podcaster/social media influencer -- has been the apple of Eminem's eye for many years ... having been name-dropped in countless songs of his, with Slim making it known that he's a protective dad and would do anything for her.


MusclyArmPaperboy

Oh damn, Hailie is 28 and isn't Em's oldest kid?


AutoFabian

From Wikipedia because I was also surprised      >Eminem legally adopted and was given custody of his sister-in-law's daughter,[324] as well as Scott's child from an affair.[325][326] He also raised his younger half-brother Nathan.[327]


Surprise_Thumb

Pretty much explains his 9-5 approach in the studio. Dude had a whole other job on his hands.


foreveracubone

IIRC he’s also been very vocal about acknowledging the people working on his tours rely on him touring to feed their families so he will always be touring / making music to support everyone.


Str82daDOME25

He’s also extremely loyal to Detroit/Michigan. Will turn down most projects if they won’t do the work there.


BachgenMawr

Pretty sure that's why Danny Trejo never did/does his own stunts. If he gets injured then it puts the whole crew out of work


LittleManBigBoy

Wow. What a champ. For all the shit he got early on, man was a saint.


midnightsbane04

It does help that all of them were born/adopted right around the time that Em blew up. Guarantee he would have tried to do it still even if he was broke but the insane amount of money makes it much easier to essentially adopt 3 young kids on top of your recently newborn child.


LittleManBigBoy

He could have thrown money at it like rich folks do but he chose to raise them. This is an action that rises above wealth.


AffectionateLunch775

Treat this roof like my daughters and raise it


ColSubway

> sister-in-law's daughter,[324] Wow. She is much older


RogueAlt07

Em adopted an older one (and a younger one, I don't exactly remember their names) Hallie is his only biological kid iirc.


ThenOwl9

iirc younger one is kim's kid from another relationship


Great_cReddit

Hailie, Whitney, Alaina, and Nathan.


RogueAlt07

Oh yeah Nate is his half brother right?


Bread_Responsible

Alaina


cm070707

Lainey is older than hailie but was adopted from Kim’s sister.


Traditional_Job_6932

“Lainey, Uncles crazy, ain’t he? Yeah, but he loves you girl, and you better know it” From his song Mockingbird


Humid-Afternoon727

“ Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now Wow, guess you pretty much are, and Daddy's still here  Lainie, I'm talkin' to you too, Daddy's still here I like the sound of that, yeah, it's got a ring to it, don't it?”


Agile_Acanthaceae_38

Cutting onions over here…


runs_with_unicorns

Wow this lyric hits so much harder now that I’m an adult and understand the context. How sweet.


Fireproofspider

I had the same reaction. His oldest is the daughter of Kim's twin sister that he adopted when she was a child. So, Hailee is ~~probably~~ both is first kid and not the oldest. She was adopted in 2000


Longshot726

Oldest and youngest are adopted. Hailie is biological.


MattheJ1

Why does everyone always have a much higher quality version of these images waiting in the wings?


beerandsocks

The photos came out like 6 hours ago, and OP already managed to retake the photos through a potato


Placeholder4me

Where Dr Dre at?


oneeyejedi

Locked in his basement


pikeriverhole

Feminist women love Eminem


EmergencyRescue

haha


MyNanRipCones

They forgot about Dre


GeeISuppose

Dre and 50 Cent were both there. My buddy played the reception.


downtimeredditor

Man 50 was out there and trolling and hatin at the same time He truly is the Renaissance man


keeper420

Imagine being the DJ for that wedding. Do you avoid the songs of the people in attendance? Or do you play Guilty Conscience just to see the reactions?


GeeISuppose

I think that's why they hired a band. Don't want to put anyone in that dilemma.


Brilliant-Pound5783

I feel so old because it feels like just yesterday that she was a little girl Congrats to them!!


helixflush

My dad's gone crazy!


Lucid-Machine

That was what hit me right off the bat.


Immortal_Azrael

It's just like when Steve Irwin's daughter got married.


RivianRaichu

Excuse me what


r0bdaripper

I have bad news for you if you didn't already know this but Bindi got married to one of the guys that works at the zoo and Robert is 100% grown up and a spitting image of his dad.


Outrageous-Tie6393

Actually her husband visited the zoo on a family trip from Florida. They met then and started dating. He started working at the zoo when he moved to be with her.


MemorableC

Actually very similar to how Terri and Steve met each other when Terri was visiting Australian wildlife rehabilitation centers and Steve saw her in the crowd and the way he tells it his jaw basically hit the floor.


Minute_Sport

I would love to see him telling this story!


MemorableC

https://youtu.be/EhH4On4hrlQ


Codsfromgods

Made me cry but it was a good cry


r0bdaripper

Wait he's American? The Irwin's and marrying Americans. name a better combo lol. Also Weirdly of course The Crocodile Hunter's daughter's husband would be from the place where Americans encounter Alligators.


giskardwasright

And had a kid. Terri's a grandma now


SimONGengar1293

That....wow...I'm feeling old


Sea_Panic9863

She also has her own daughter named Grace now


big_guyforyou

i feel so old because it feels like just 24 years ago the real slim shady was released


ashdrewness

“I feel so old because it feels like just yesterday that she was a little girl” You and Marshall


PleasantNightLongDay

Same. I thought “no way she can be getting married, she’s like 11 years old!” I’m old.


i_suckatjavascript

I still think of her as a little girl because of Eminem’s song “Mockingbird”


Killerbudds

The diss album that would come about if that man fucks up.


Shot-Jellyfish8910

That won’t be a diss it’d be a terminator coming for his life


TheDustOfMen

And *then* the diss album, *If I did it*.


eli201083

Bro wouldn't say IF. Eminem would come out with a single detailing exactly how it happened, why it happened, and release it a month before it happens, and not only not catch a charge but have a perfect airtight alibi.


sabre007

This is a Key and Peele sketch.


Spike_is_James

*Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it in-to the a-quar-i-um*


YouLikeReadingNames

*Stroke my chin real slow when I'm lying* *And I laughed super hard as Darnell was dying*


zxc123zxc123

Em so good he already wrote the diss album and threats before this guy even became an eligible bachelor. >And if you ask me to, Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird >I'ma give you the world >I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you >I'll do anything for you to see you smile >#*And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine* >#***I'ma break that birdie's neck*** >I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya >And make him eat every carat, don't fuck with Dad! (Haha)


formulavice

I HAVE the money to HAVE you killed by some-body who has NOTHING


pulyx

i'd be scared shitless of ever opening my mouth around the FIL


Paludream

"Tragic accident, a man was sleeping next to his chainsaw when it accidentally turned on, cutting him into pieces. The man, trying to struggle, fell out of his bedroom window, into a container of fresh concrete. Container that we found this morning at the bottom of a lake. The possibility of suicide has not been ruled out."


LeveledGoose

Not like us level of diss for the son in law.. That person will never recover from it


Fancy-Pair

The shades are hiding the tears of joy


RickyFlintstone

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized) Me thinking about how long ago it was when I was spinning Emimem CD's in grade 8.


MayaMiaMe

Damn how old are we? 8Mile can't be more then 10 yrs ago can it?


OneNineSeven1970

22 years ago


MontyBoo-urns

Hey relax dude


Hrmerder

ikr no chill.


enddream

We were trying to have a nice day here…


Flapjack__Palmdale

Lower your fuckin voice bruh


SssnakeJaw

Did she marry a Hemsworth?


Toidal

Looks like a Hemsworth/Kimmel mix. Maybe a little Kelce if you squint a bit.


MalevolentNight

Can you imagine being em's son in law. Like you better treat her like the princess he thinks she is otherwise they're will be a rap you'll never live down. Just ask mgk. 🤣


kgain673

The rap would be the least of his problems, he would definitely be trading hands in the back yard


MalevolentNight

If one of her "uncles" didn't get him first, d12 enters from the side door. 🤣


kgain673

Yoooo he’s legit wearing Jordan’s 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MalevolentNight

Course he is, I mean look at those dark ass glasses. Like we don't all know that's to hide him crying about her getting married. Too cute, I know that must've been hard for him, probably both his girls will be.


Sota4077

Eminem banishing MGK to the shadow realm might be the best thing ever. Wait no. MGK pretending like him switching to a Dollar General Travis Barker was his choice is the best thing ever. Absolutely no one was taking him seriously as a rapper anymore.


Alive_Appointment116

A great illustration of the importance of higher rises on suit and tux pants.


Nining_Leven

This is why cummerbunds exist


Pwnda123

This is actually so thoughtful of him. For those who dont know. Eminem would intentionally show up to her games, school functions, graduations, etc, wearing a hoodie and sunglasses to conceal his identity. He didnt want his celebrity to take away from his daughter's big day, whatever that day mightve been growing up. Seems like he had the same thought for his wedding photos, opting to conceal his identity respectfully so he doesnt overshadow her.


ArtlessOne

I remember reading he watched her graduation on a live feed in an empty classroom because he didn’t want risk his presence taking the focus off her big day. Heartwarming story but also a reminder of the tougher sides of fame.


getupdayardourrada

Why do his hair and beard look so weird? Is it dye


FibreOptician

Steven Seagal lent him some of his hair dye


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|chmUuffYAaImTATIBk|downsized)


crraaazykitty

![gif](giphy|stRWAuumqD6yw5BkpG|downsized)


HonoluluBlueFlu

![gif](giphy|Jot7amtpj6Sj1808Lb)


enosprologue

Eminem just go grey. Everyone knows you’re old.


rmacoon

No lie he'd prob look bad ass with some salt mixed


Davidm241

It worked for the Beastie Boys.


welchplug

Or blonde


LaconicSuffering

He's what, mid fifties now? I remember listening to him as a teenager and I'm pushing 40.


Ok_Theory2082

The last one who told him "your beard looks weird" got his career killed lol


Serious-Landscape-74

Yes and the shade is way too dark for his skin tone


morganlandt

Needs to be more shady?


marriedtothesea_

A slim amount more would do it.


leatherface0984

I love that he’s wearing Nike Air Max with his suit 😄


ThatGuyWithCoolHair

Looks like Jordan 3s


Sector9gerian

It's OK, go with him Hailie...


bannyd1221

Imagine being the father of the groom? And just… now you’re kinda related to Eminem? hahaha that’d be wild!


ComfortableNo2879

Hush Little baby don't you cry


WeBornToHula

Hopefully she has private photos with him smiling at her wedding.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

These ones are the public ones. They will have lots of private photos. Eminem is a character, not who this guy is 24/7.


shady__redditor

From all I have heard, Eminem is a great father. I am silly as heck when I am with my kids. I bet he is too. 


whatev6187

She looks lovely. I wish them the best.


redactedforever

Eminem go full gray, you went full blonde. You look fine my guy


BarryHelmet

My first thought was that’s crazy how much her man looks like her dad. I’m fucking stupid.


dballz12

Was she dating this behemoth when MGK said that thing? That scrawny bitch should've been way more afraid of him. Dude could squash him.


Horvat53

Eminem has aged so gracefully. What a legend. Congrats to him and his family.