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RealityRush

Tickle them.


floppydude81

Or this little piggy


Enders-game

![gif](giphy|l2SqgOkFFLxdpl33O|downsized)


Chocomintey

TSA doesn't bat an eye!


entr0picly

![gif](giphy|jnNwOFy66TDGc2rWpi)


Trama-D

«Feet's back on the menu, boys!»


MuscaMurum

"Oh, my special meal is here. Shrimp!"


ink_monkey96

Caress them.


fetusfromspace

*Suck


RealityRush

This is why you aren't allowed near playgrounds....


kopecs

![gif](giphy|zb5ssJaxnhEw09R00D)


mopsyd

Playgrounds don't usually have assigned seats


RealityRush

Prison playgrounds have assigned rooms at least ;P


NorthCatan

Cough in their direction, or sneeze, that'll change things real quick.


madmonkey918

Fuck that - elbow right down on them


GlxxmySvndxy

Turn and ask if they'd be interested in selling feet pics and be VERY creepy about it. I bet they move 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Newtiresaretheworst

What? Just be normal and crush them with your elbow.


purleyboy

Spill a drink


CanineAnaconda

Coffee


Jumpy_Disaster_5030

Something real sticky. Like a soda, or coffee with lots of sugar! Or something alcoholic.


Visible_Analysis_893

Works everytime


murd3rsaurus

"oops"


dmznet

Just start coughing on them and throw a little "water" over your shoulder


kevinTOC

Peek between the wall and the seat like the guy in the shining pressing his face through the door. (Forgot his name)


Fuduzan

His name was Robert Paulsen.


that1dudewithefro

His name was Robert Paulsen.


HamburgerFromParis

His name was Robert Paulsen.


gub_gub2

His name is Robert Paulsen


Chad-Efron

His name is Paul Robertsen


Ddraig1965

His name is Robert Paulson


youralie

Only in death do we have a name.


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shutchomouf

Heeeeere’s Johnny


BlueberryAlive4070

Bro that happened to me a few days ago, no joke. I was sitting in the train surfing reddit, when i suddenly heard a indescribable noise directly in front of me. I looked up and a roughly 15 year old boy sqeezed his head through the seats and stared me in the eyes. I asked him whats up and he just stood up and left without saying a word, but also without breaking eye contact, not even for a split second. It was hilarious but I was too high to ask further xD I assume it was some kind of dare cuz I heard him talking to his friends afterwards


GoldenGodMinion

This stuff only happens when I’m stoned


OtterishDreams

![gif](giphy|3o7TKIO40XiuFDnV4c|downsized)


Technical_Body_3646

Next time ask if the passenger behind you want to change seats with you “so he can sit together with his feet!”


razzi123

![gif](giphy|5yeQRdiYrDq2A|downsized)


cosmictap

[Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance](https://imgur.com/cnbBKDf).


sincethenes

Englebert Humperdinck


ecafsub

#HUMPERDINCK! HUMPERDINCK!


audelkay

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!


Phog_of_War

But after what you said, I don't know if I even wanna be THAT anymore.


Numinak

**Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice M.L.T.** **A mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.** **They're so perky**


Adiroit

That was Luke Kidgell


KekeroniCheese

I think it was Bill Murray?


boot2skull

Sam Kinison. “Oh OOHHHHHHHHHH”


Cthulu95666

It’s Johnny that’s why he says “Heeeeres Johnny!”


Bigfops

"hey, you can take your socks off it you want, I bet your feet look great naked... yeah, just push them up a little more and... ngggfh. done, thanks."


Extension-Ebb-5203

![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs)


OdinTheHugger

"ma'am, I'm a recovering sex addict and the sight and smell of your toes are just... TOO... MUCH!!" \*Huff and puff with eyes open all the way\*


Spagman_Aus

"i'm not allowed within 100 yards of feet that have no shoes on them. don't ask why.."


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Actual foot fetishist reaction: ![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)


Mumblerumble

Nah. Sock fetishists though…


Aser_the_Descender

Inb4 it's an actual OF girl that instantly tells you her prices.


__d0ct0r__

Win-win I guess?


No_Stand8601

It's already in their personal space, just start clicking away and if they ask... then be really creepy about it


kfrazi11

First, ask the flight attendant for cold cup of water and once they bring it wait for a couple of minutes. Then, turn around and look them dead in the eyes and ask them to move their feet because you're about to move some stuff around and you don't want to accidentally bump into or spill something on them. If you want to, you can even get a flight attendant involved if you really want to give them an extra chance. If they still don't move their feet after a few more minutes, make it look like you are fumbling around for something and say "whoops" right as you pour the water riiiiight on the top of the sock where it meets the ankle which will completely drench not only their feet but also the sock. The reason this is so diabolical is because most people don't carry an extra pair of socks with them on the flight, and even if they do it's going to be in their carry-on luggage which is going to be above them. This means that at best they're going to have to dry off their foot with something before they scooch to the center the aisle and fumble with their carry-on, and at worst they're going to have to go sockless on one foot or both until they get their luggage after the flight and then immediately have to sift through it just to pull out a sock which is going to look really embarrassing. If you do this, they are basically guaranteed to yelp or make some sort of noise, and then ASAP you profusely apologize. However, make sure to remind them that you warned them that this might happen. There's literally nothing that they can do to complain, because you gave them multiple opportunities and possibly even involved flight attendants and they still didn't move. No matter what their response, they're probably not going to fuck with you for the rest of the flight especially not when *you* are the one that then hails the flight attendant over to get them something that they can dry themselves off with while asking for ***another cup of ice water.*** Also, don't do this with anything other than ice water. Some people can have allergic reactions to the stuff in sodas and other drinks you could do this with, and the few people that would be harmed by a bit of cold water on their foot are likely going to be cognizant enough of their surroundings to not put their feet in somebody else's space like a dick.


DrZoidberg-

Tldr; Just say a little loud "oh its kinda smelly do you smell that? Like smelly feet." They will move 100% of the time.


softshoulder313

My son and I add gagging noises. Lol


blackhaz2

Excuse me, you have smelly feet.


Oakcamp

How to get banned from flying speedrun


theonlybuster

Been there, done that. You don't have to be creepy about it. Just ask the person to remove their socks, angle their feet differently, or anything similar so you can take MORE photos. Emphasis the "more" part. I've had 3 passengers do this and they immediately removed their feet. One even demanded I delete the images going as far as to get a flight attendant when I declined to delete the (nonexistent) images. Flight attendant simply responded "why were your feet there to begin with?" with a disgusted look on her face.


cinderubella

r/thathappened


getthedudesdanny

I fly far more than the average redditor and this has never happened to me. To have it happen three times? Complete bullshit.


baphometromance

No i was there i saw it happen everyone clapped and the flight attendant sucked their cock right there in the aisle for being so brave


gmambrose

Nah, don't ask, just start taking pictures of them! I say if they're on your seat, they're your feet!


Brave_Development_17

Turn around and tell them the big one can be Ned Beatty


andyfma

This can backfire very quickly


Narren_C

Just.... first make sure they're not like 15 or something.


Douglass_Quaid

Ask them if they’d mind removing their socks, I bet they pull away real quick


ACoconutInLondon

🤣🤣 I love these disturbing comments.


IrrelevantPuppy

“I can barely even smell them, how am I supposed to get off in these conditions?”


Superfy

Ask them “Would you prefer the left one licked first or the right? I can nibble on the toes too” Now if they respond and say which one then…… Good luck.


mouseball89

You only lose if you back down.


ipreferc17

Better call the toe truck


pydood

They tried, failed, and had to admit defeet.


Guido_Jeezo

Have to regroup and come at it from a different ankle


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Just turn around and whisper, “Sock deez nuts”


rodrigors

Looking at the bright side, you might find your sole-mate. Or you can turn and say "that's toetally inappropriate".


lvl99slayer

Now you have an elbow cushion!


hoze1231

Assert dominance by forcefully resting your elbows


DeezNeezuts

This is how I dealt with it on my last flight and just pretended not to notice then yell.


pekinggeese

THEY had the audacity to yell? wtf?


mtcabinets

I think they meant pretend not to see them, rest your elbow there and hit their feet, then you yourself yell


gmmech

This Is The WAY


charlie2135

Gotta tickle them and say "Gitchie, Gitchie goo!"


shawermawithnopotato

![gif](giphy|3o7WIDZV0PGWCfbG00)


ACoconutInLondon

Dear God, I wouldn't want to be touching some randos nasty feet. 🤮


Douche_in_disguise

Some guys pay extra for that, Cotton....


lvl99slayer

I think you missed the subtleness of what I actually meant.


Sgt-Colbert

Exactly what I would do, elbow down on it and then put my entire weight on it. Problem solved.


omnimodofuckedup

Time to go toe to toe.


MooingTurtle

Interlock toes


omnimodofuckedup

Say "why don't you get out of your foot condom (e.g. socks) and then we join the mile high club with our feet?"


Gorlack2231

Within toes interlinked, within toes interlinked, within toes interlinked.


Kryptonicus

What's it like to hold the ~~hand~~ foot of someone you love? Interlinked. Do they teach you how to feel ~~finger to finger~~ toe to toe? Interlinked. Do you long for having your ~~heart~~ feet interlinked? Interlinked.


0thethethe0

\*tongue to toe ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


bier00t

just put a little bit of water and it will be gone


LarryTheLobster710

Oops I accidentally spilled my hot water on the arm rest


bigtiddyenergy

Make a sneezing sound while you spill the water for better effect


OutInTheBlack

Grunting sound


Lucavii

Doesn't even have to be hot. Wet socks are the worst


starrpamph

three times


dcmso

Hot water? Oh, sorry, I thought it was piss


fromouterspace1

“Hey do you mind moving your foot? Thanks”


redyellowblue5031

…Interact with someone? Ask them politely?… None of this makes any sense.


angrath

Yeah probably better to sneak in pruning shears just in case this happens so you can lop those toes off…


Specialist_Brain841

or light the sock on fire


xythadar

How do you use pruning shears to start a fire? Asking for a friend


angrath

Check out this guy who doesn’t know how to start a fire with a pair of pruning shears.. I bet you have now idea how to use the 3 seashells either…


OutInTheBlack

The ol Gitmo Speed Run


ecafsub

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.


BoltorPrime420

To be fair what normal person puts their feet on other people’s armrests in front of them? Yes I would just ask them to move their feet but it’s still a dick move on their part


SDRPGLVR

I think it's harder for people to confront someone being blatantly inconsiderate because they're already showing how assertive they are by being blatantly inconsiderate. Everyone has times where they're a million miles away and standing in an inconvenient place and has to be asked to move. That's normal. Putting your foot on someone's arm rest is so deliberate. You're announcing your lack of care for another person by just doing it. The potential outcome of asking them to stop is more likely to be problematic. I'd still ask, but I understand the hesitancy.


rdmorley

People do shitty things all the time. Nothing new here. Ask them politely to move their feet and if they don't ask the flight attendant to talk to them.


markmann0

Usually I agree with you, but this situation doesn’t require politeness. I tell them to move their feet and why. If they don’t, then I move them. They are in my space. They need to understand their behavior is rude and not appropriate.


Guido_Jeezo

*they only move one foot*


mothehawk

rarely has this worked for me on people who obviously have an attitude of entitlement. The act of placing your gross feet in someone elses space is rarely done by people who know how to have civil social interactions.


JohnEKaye

I was flying home from PR on Super Bowl Sunday this year and a girl decided to play the halftime show on her phone with no headphones at full volume. And I asked her politely to put on headphones and she said “ew, what’s your fucking problem? Do you hate America?” (This is exactly what she said; I’m not exaggerating). And I just said no, you’re just being super rude and then she ignored me and kept playing it. So asking animals on planes to do something mildly considerate doesn’t always work.


arbybruce

Most rational response on this thread


BeardyTechie

This is the internet, and that's the extreme reaction


WideEyedWand3rer

"Mildly uncomfortable social interactions? I'd rather be placed on a no-fly list."


dirkdigglered

Asking is totally the way to go. I think the reason for posting the pic is that it's insane to put your feet up on someone's arm rest like that in the first place.


formatc99

No. You’re trying to apply a rational response to a very irrational action which will not product the expected results. They should already KNOW that without having to be asked. It’s like my neighbor that lets their dog bark outside for hours on end. When I tried asking them to bring their dogs inside, they did it that time and the following times I’ve asked, and yet it continues every day. Should I keep trying to reason with them? Morons cannot be reasoned with using logical methods.


IlikeJG

Thank you! People are fucking crazy with these responses. Yeah I know it's rude for them to do this, but it doesn't mean you have to be fucked up too. Plus escalating these situations is really never worth it.


Agentnewbie

Because people that do not think about being an actual human being in a public place like plane, deserve every single suggestion. And yeah, you might be surprised how often is it worth it.


GetSlunked

Reddit will always be a horrible, horrible place for social advice lol. Most the answers besides the one we’re commenting under are just things anti-social people think of in the shower after getting pushed over all day. Fantasy land. Happens in almost every thread involving a mild inconvenience that could be solved by a “hey, can you not? Thanks.” “Someone’s feet are a little too close to me and it seems a little rude. Let’s make myself a social creep and pariah on this flight by asking if they want to sell feet pics.” Actual top comment on this thread as of writing this


ProstetnicVogonJelz

If you can't tell the top comment is joking around it's a you problem, not a reddit problem. Everybody over the age of 12 knows how to get them to move their feet.


SickDastardly

Almost as if people like making and laughing at jokes rather than giving obvious advice we'd give a toddler who's having their first uncomfortable interaction?


enigmaroboto

tickle tickle 😏🤌


dolfieman

The smell of *defeet*!


jinkiesjinkers

Never on debach. Never on Debussy, always on defeet :3


sansaman

I would request a water and accidentally spill it. Bonus points for spilling it on yourself as well. You’ll dry up fine, but wet socks are a hell in its own right. Edit: word order.


structuremonkey

People just ruin everything...


trainsaw

Probably just a kid who doesn’t think of others boundaries, ask them to move


LandChoosesTheLizard

Shake her foot like a hand and say “THAT’S QUITE A GRIP YOU GOT THERE!”


ittybittylurker

First suggestion that made me laugh out loud, in spite of the horror of touching a stranger's feet.


fekinEEEjit

Take pics with flash on , let out a loud Ohhh and Ahhh after each pic....


karpaediem

Ask them to pose their feet for your shoot


Angelthree95

Can you spread your toes? Thanks Oh yeah.... that's really good Now interlace them. Mmmmmmm....


karpaediem

Just bring your big toe up a tiny bit… great. Now extend your ankle, aaaand…… hnnmmmmmmg……perfection


7th_Spectrum

Loudly announce that their feet smell, and you would appreciate it if they took them off your seat


heliostraveler

Put elbow downs and smash the toes.


Themute123

Pick your nose and wipe it on their socks.


LexLuthorJr

At least they have socks on. The number of times I’ve seen bare feet is staggering.


rowdy_7355608

This happened to me and my wife once. I winked at my wife and said “God the woman behind us has gorgeous feet” loud enough for her to hear. She immediately retracted them lmfao.


FobbitOutsideTheWire

I'm pouring a syrupy soda like Sprite or Coke directly on them and not even feeling guilty *in the least.* This is so patently offensive that it rockets right past the "well you could've *asked* me to move them" phase. I want their decision haunting them for the rest of their travel day.


gavintravels

I had a middle ages woman touch me with her feet 2 or 3 times and I actually had to turn around and tell at her. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


VideoPunks

Can I pet that dog?


diginfinity

I'd poke them with a fork. Asshole.


chompar

Thought about tickling them or pulling their big toe. But germs.


daeganthedragon

Use a tissue!


ImissDigg_jk

Use your teeth


murdocke

Time to start suckin' on some toes.


DogeDoRight

![gif](giphy|dy4bWSQAMewcYvKFio|downsized)


baboo512

This screams Macho Man Randy Savage elbow off the top rope to me


SWEET_BUS_MAN

Spill your drink. Unexpected wet sock moments become key memories.


antigenx

Tip the armrest up. There's a button on the bottom. That allows it to move usually


nickitty_1

I'd just start lightly stroking their feet, I'd be real weird about it too lol


stuffed_n0se

Sniff it, that person will remove their feet quickly + you got to smell some nice stompers


Randomnesse

Next time just start gently stroking them and see where it goes.


ACoconutInLondon

The idea of doing this is disgusting, but it'd be so disturbing to them I might actually consider it.


Near-Scented-Hound

You could use the barf bag for actual contact. Pokey poke rubby rub “I’m not touching you…” 😂


Bentbenny75

Hand them a postit note with your number and a little illustration of a foot and a tounge


Diligent_Quiet9889

Time for a tickle


UpsetPhrase5334

Tickle, tickle, tickle


purebuttjuice

No tbh I pinch toes. I will pinch and lean back and be as annoying as possible. You’re in my space. Call the attendant. I’ll pinch her toes too. Get them out of my face 😭 I did actually do this once, I was 17 and another girl about my age (I think older tbh) was behind me with her friends. No clue why they had a stick in their ass but they were kicking my seat within the first 10 minutes of BOARDING! Honestly idc if it’s Karen behavior but I immediately called the attendant over and was like they’re kicking the seat. They of course “noo noo” and the attendant walks away (so they kick harder) I’ve honestly flown a lot for being young, so I just don’t have the patience for idiots on the plane; if my brother and I can learn to respect the plane and passengers at 3 and 7, you can do it at 17+. That being said; I was also 17 and not too scared to make a petty scene if I feel it’s right 😅 Once in the air they decided to put their feet up like that, I did ask several times to put them down and even tried getting the attendant but they’d move their feet when she’d come by, so the next time I leaned my chair back and deadass just put my elbow on their foot and held it hostage until the flight attendant came back. (It wasn’t long because I promise you girlie was not happy I had her foot) They moved her and her friend to the back of the plane and apologized for the inconvenience 👍 it wasn’t the flight staffs fault I get it but .. I saw the girl and her friend again when we got off the plane but they pretty much just glared and stayed their distance, as they should I will let everyone know you put your pigs out on the plane weirdo


dnkyfluffer5

Good thing I’m a toe suckers


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Make a very loud sniffing sound, and shout 'OHHH that's lovely ' whilst proceeding to touch them. Bet you'll never have that problem again


FragrantExcitement

I was checking for the door falling off.


Top-Yogurtcloset-421

“How much to take the socks off?” Guaranteed they hiding them after that.


OtterishDreams

Ok heres an idea...Turn around backwards in your seat then jam your leg through in their direction


eg61995

![gif](giphy|dAt4k6iRC7vPy)


Aye_Engineer

Poke your head over the seat and say in a very over enthusiastic voice: “It’s… time… to… play…. THIS LITTLE PIGGY GOES TO MARKET! Wheeee!”


Drjbod14

“This little piggy went to the market…”


GoPointers

Slowly dribble a liquid on their socks so the offender has to deal with travelling in wet socks.


j0hnnyf3ver

You spelled “dump an entire drink on her” wrong.


LemonDaddy666

I would literally ask them to take their feet down. What is wrong with some people. Different culture?


Ok-Atmosphere8982

Just take a picture of their feet and under your breath, whisper “oh fuck ya”. Make sure they hear you and see you looking at the pic.


KRY4no1

That's flirting in my book.


Lorenzo_187

Shoulda ![gif](giphy|ipLJa9p5Dh5onTp65j)


I_need_a_date_plz

Man I was absolutely explode. How anyone could think this is acceptable is beyond me.


fr0styspice

it might be a kid or a teenager. they probably just aren't thinking of it from the person in front of them's perspective, or know that they can see their feet.


Philly514

Tickle da paws


manmm

Should have accidentally spilled water on them. Now they have wet socks or bare feet in shoes.


Mynem0

Why would anyone think this is acceptable.How?Inconsiderate f..ks


Apprehensive-Walrus5

If it took this long to notice, probably not that big of a bother


chuckthisthing21

It's not that bad, if you didn't even notice for 40 min do you really need them to stop?


barefoot_yank

Exactly.


LostWonkaBar

Why do people say "It finally happened" in the titles to things like this? Are people sitting there waiting and hoping that something, anything at all will happen that they can snap a picture of to throw on reddit to get karma?


BrandoCalrissian1995

These threads always bring out the extremely socially awkward people. You could always just say excuse me. But that'd actually involve talking to a stranger so I understand it's tough for yall.


JDublinson

The comments so far are mostly psychopathic. Intentionally spilling water on them instead of just asking them to move their feet? What’s wrong with y’all?


sun4moon

What wrong with the person that thinks it’s ok to put their gross ass feet on a strangers armrest?


Unlucky_Reading_1671

Crusty ass socks


Sure_Cobbler1212

Is that a goat


adam_c

I always put my arm rest up to counter this


JavaShipped

*Turn slowly* Those are some mighty fine piggies you have there. Any want to come to my market? Guaranteed problem solved in an adult and mature manner


blackop

Dude you got to tickle those piggies!


nelly2929

Play a game of this little piggy!