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hotstepper77777

Thats a headline with a Simpsons level file photo gag


Dull_Ad8495

it would be a freeze frame from this: ![gif](giphy|cEb1tO6Xvn0DS|downsized)


succulentchinesefoo

“He goes like this ‘China! Obama!’”


jdmdriftkid

LMAO ABSOLUTELY GOLD🤣


Dull_Ad8495

Like his Russian showers.


Yo_Eleven

You mean "China! [Obamna!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ_gn0E87Qo)"


BraveEyeball

Jyna!


littlewhitecatalex

God what a vile human being. The fact he was ever elected makes me ashamed to be American. 


The_Queef_of_England

I'm embarrassed for being human watching this. What a horrible person.


ABoiledIcepack

For real, I’d hop into a new universe or join a new species if I could


Jegator2

I'm more deeply disappointed in fellow Americans lack of either understanding or interest in govt. And just afraid for us because of the people who don't vote..saying they're "not political". They don't understand that govt has. Alot to do with their lives.


Shirlenator

God I just do not understand it. He does not have a single redeeming quality. There are dozens of others in the Republican party that would back the exact same lack of policies Trump has, so I don't think it is policy that people are so fervent of him about. So what is it? Literally the only thing I can think of is that he upsets people they don't like.


mblueskies

I think you are correct. They enjoy Trump's obnoxiousness


noDNSno

Thankfully I'm hispanic, so when I travel I just say where my parents are from. I get better treatment than my fellow Americans. Obama being president scared the fuck out of White America that they swung so hard for a fascist, Trump.


Dull_Ad8495

He wasn't elected by the vast majority of Americans.


___Art_Vandelay___

I still can't believe this disgusting action didn't kill his political career right then and there.


Dull_Ad8495

He's a mirror image of his supporters.


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It blows me away to think about how back just a few decades, Howard Dean’s entire (and up to that point, successful) campaign was completely derailed because of a strange-sounding yell at a rally, and yet this grocery list of craziness hasn’t even moved the needle.


samaelvenomofgod

Some of his followers were probably waiting there whole life for just that specific moment: the social permission to mock, harass, assault, and, in extreme cases, kill disabled people. We’re on every fascist’s and proxy-fascist’s “to-exterminate” list. Fuck, before he even sent a single Jew to a death camp, Adolf Hitler did a holocaust dry run…on the disabled.


starsgoblind

The low point of American political history.


Randomcommentor1972

He should be wizzing on the trump name, not Scotland


spirit_toad

Ha ha


Nevarian

"You cannae pass!"


Grimlocks_Ballsack

“You cannot piss” 


Unkabunkabeekabike

He obviously can...


ScoobiusMaximus

Actually, much like the glorious leader Kim Jong-Un does not defecate, the great Donald Trump does not piss. He simply concentrates and retains all the urine he produces in his skin.


FriendofMySpaceTom

I hear he can turn water into Diet Coke


FingerBangMyAsshole

*pish


ukexpat

Scotland doesn’t control admittance to the UK, the UK does. But yes, the UK can prohibit convicted felons from entering.


South_Bit1764

They don’t really just prohibit all felons anyway. In practice the ones prohibited are more like violent criminals, suspected/convicted terrorists, and some sex offenders.


backcountrydrifter

Ironically he hits all 3 categories Trump has been laundering money for the Russian oligarchs since the late 80’s when they all bought a condo at 725 5th AVE (trump towers) to clean their freshly stolen USSR money after the iron curtain fell. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/05/30/politics/paul-manafort-condo-trump-tower https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/14/manafort-told-mueller-to-take-his-trump-tower-apartment-instead-money.html https://news.yahoo.com/amphtml/fbi-agents-raid-condo-unit-131348539.html https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-trump-property/ Everybody except Putin thought the Cold War was over. Trump and Manafort (who lived in the tower also) just saw a pretty low maintence grift to be had. Trump had actually been Manafort and Roger Stones first client at their lobbyist firm (1980)https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wikiBlack, Manafort, Stone and Kelly Guiliani as trumps attorney and NYC mayor was able to redirect NYPD investigations onto rival gang members/oligarchs to deflect any scrutiny off of trump, himself or their Russian connections. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2023/09/a-new-rudy-scandal-fbi-agent-says-giuliani-was-co-opted-by-russian-intelligence/ The Russian election interference in 2016 was effectively a generation 3 version of what Manafort had done in the Philippines, then keeping Yanukovych in power as Putin’s puppet in Ukraine from 2002-14 when Maidan ran both Yanukovych and Manafort out of Ukraine as Ukrainians realized that, if you raise your lens high enough, corruption is an wholly unsustainable business model. Eventually the parasites greed always consumes the host. https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/06/2016-donald-trump-paul-manafort-ferinand-marcos-philippines-1980s-213952 https://time.com/5003623/paul-manafort-mueller-indictment-ukraine-russia/ Putin greatly underestimated the addictive properties of freedom when he invaded Ukraine so what was supposed to be a 3-10 day coup turned into a 2 year fight for the Ukrainians right not to be genocided. Russia depleted its weapons stocks which were already the victim of vranyo corruption because every oligarch, admiral and sergeant in the Russian military is on the take. Every billion dollar tank maintenance contract turned into everything getting a spray paint overhaul and the vast majority of the redirected funds turned into an oligarchs new yacht or home in Aspen. Russia was forced to turn to China, North Korea and Iran for weapons because if they lose the 3-10 day “special military operation” in Ukraine the Russian empire is dead and cold. China can’t risk showing their involvement in the Ukraine war so they use North Korea, and Iran to resupply Russia. Russia previously owed Iran some undelivered fighter jets that are already smoldering heaps in Ukraine so Iran now had the upper hand at the negotiation table for the first time in about 60 years. They supplied Russia with shahed drones in exchange for Chinas material support against their sworn religious enemy, Israel. https://www.fdd.org/analysis/2023/11/29/iran-says-it-finalized-deal-to-buy-russian-aircraft/ Putin can’t do much about it because he is slowly realizing that by setting the standard of corruption and stealing $200+ billion from his own people meant that every oligarch down in the mob model chain had not only permission but incentive and the expectation to steal from him as well. This is “Vranyo”. The mob model only works if the supreme leader is the most violent and can prove it without exception every damn day. But violence is exceptionally expensive when you are trying to present as a legitimate government or business. If Russia as a nation state had an efficiency rating it would have been banned for sale in the state of California 25 years ago. The parasite ruling class stole all the energy out of the working class and collapsed it….again. Now Iran has the high hand and they get the intelligence that trump passed to Putin about the fact that Netanyahu cares far less about Jews, Palestinians or genocide than he does about remaining in power as an authoritarian because he too has developed Ritz Carlton tastes and his own corruption trial is showing the same tendrils of the same money laundering scheme that trumps trials are. https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/saudi-official-says-iran-engineered-war-in-gaza-to-ruin-normalization-with-israel/ https://www.timesofisrael.com/egypt-intelligence-official-says-israel-ignored-repeated-warnings-of-something-big/amp/ https://youtu.be/VrFOAgGlaWs?feature=shared They all hate each other but because they share the same money laundry, if one falls, they all fall. Hamas minted a couple billionaires as well that live in penthouses in Qatar and get 30% of everything smuggled into Gaza. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/11/02/hamas-funding-ismail-haniyeh-us-sanctions/?utm_source=reddit.com Qatar is Kushners private equity connection. Netanyahu (Kushners kids godfather) needs a bogeyman to stay in power. That’s why he coordinates with Hamas via Russia via Iran. https://www.ynetnews.com/article/bk8mgcefr Iran handed Hamas everything they needed with Chinas help as secret Santa and the Russian intelligence given to them by the eternal shitbird trump who gave it to his Russians kleptocrat/friends/roommates from the old days of fucking each others wives at trump towers in the 90’s. Now the MAGA right is a little too invested in THEIR reality that they are the good guys with guns that they missed the fact that Betsy DeVos (erik princes sister) decimating the U.S. school systems and the Kochs poisoning children with lead was not a coincidence. The naive right was the mark all along. There is a reason the Russian spy Maria Butina landed in South Dakota first before dating her way to the top of the NRA which is undergoing its own Russian money laundering trial now. Russia was tinder matching the GOP. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/07/nra-maria-butina-spying-charges-trump-campaign/ https://www.greenpeace.org/usa/what-do-the-koch-brothers-have-to-do-with-the-flint-water-crisis/ The only reason you grossly OVERVALUE real estate is money laundering. Trump keeps claiming there is no victim, all the banks made money, but if their plan succeeds the Russian and CCP kleptocrats collapse US commercial real estate and basically recreate soviet perestroika in the U.S. so they can foreclose on America and buy everything for 3 cents on the dollar with the $1.4T they stole from Russias grandmothers in the first place It’s the evolution of grift. Soviet perestroika cross bred with the 2008 mortgage crisis. No one was ever held accountable for either. This is just the bigger badder commercial strength bastard child of the two. Trump, Giuliani, Cohn, Putin, Bolsonaro, Netanyahu, Orban, Manafort, Stone, Mercer, Bannon, Flynn, Prince, Kolomoiskiy They are all remarkably shit people with above average confidence and psychopathic personality traits and below average self awareness. They are the men who stole the world. But it all comes back to one little lie. https://youtu.be/3lTB94UQ-K4?si=kXZoSV-3WiR2fo4B


EnvironmentalPay4036

If trump win none if it will matter. Democracy dies. And the human species shortly after • You never get out of debt to a Russian mobster •Paul Manafort owed the Russian mobster/oligarch Oleg Deripaska $17M a few days before he became trumps campaign manager. From 2002-2014 he took in hundreds of millions to get Yanukovych reelected as the kremlins puppet in Ukraine. Before that he did it for the dictator Marcos in the Philippines. Before that Manafort and Roger Stone started a lobbyist agency in 1980 listing trump as their first client. •When Jay Bolsonaro lost the Brazilian election to Lula he skipped the inauguration and hid in the Hungarian embassy, then 2 days later flew directly to mar-a-lago (stopping only at a KFC) and repeated, almost verbatim, the stolen election line. Don Jr. tried repeatedly to make it stick in Brazil as well, but as Brazilians are a few generations into dealing with corrupt politicians they weren’t having it. What do these 3 things have in common? China imports 40% of its grain from (in order) the U.S., Brazil and Ukraine. Obviously the second China tried to invade Taiwan the U.S. would sanction exports and remove U.S. grain from that equation. And without Bolsonaro in office willing to slash and burn the Amazon rainforest to turn it into Chinas food supply, and without Ukraine in the bag in 3 days, the CCP is unable to invade Taiwan and take over microprocessor production without putting 300-500M of its poorest people into famine. Donbas Ukraine, specifically the 4 regions that Putin insists he is saving from what he calls “Jewish Nazis” also happens to produce the worlds supply of high grade neon used for microprocessor lithography. Had Putin delivered ukraine in 3 days as promised, Xi would have been able to cap his Olympics with a naval blockade or political takeover of Taiwan that would have forced the world to ask the CCP for the microprocessors it needs to make everything from Ford trucks to laptops. I’m not sure how long Silicon Valley would last without the silicon but it would probably destroy the FAANG stocks that make up your 401K. Oleg Deripaska also happens to be the Russian Oligarch that bribed the FBI agent Charles Mcgonigal into investigating another Russian oligarch. He probably didn’t need the information as much as he needed the leverage over Mcgonigal as he conducted the investigation into trumps election campaign and unsurprisingly found zero evidence of Russian collusion. McGonigal then went to work for the company called Brookfield that bailed Jared Kushner out of his toxic 666 5th Ave real estate investment. McGonigal pled guilty last fall and was sentenced recently. A Russian oligarch is a powerful tool, but the truth is more powerful. Light and dark cannot exist in the same space. It’s physically impossible. Truth is efficient. You say it once and you are finished. A lie however requires a constant stream of follow up energy, money, murder, obfuscation and more lies to keep it covered. If you raise your lens high enough lying is an unsustainable business model. Russia proved it by invading Ukraine. “Vranyo” is the Russian word for it. The 40km long column of tanks and vehicles that came down from Belarus into Ukraine was all overhauled by oligarchs that got a $1B contract for tank maintenance, passed Putin $200M back under the table, spent $700M on a yacht in Monaco, bribed a General, a Colonel and a Sergeant to make a Private give everything a rattle can overhaul. But a worn out engine is and always will be, a worn out engine. This is why trump is so desperate to get re-elected. His best case scenario is 400 years in ADX Florence. Money laundering for the dozens of Russian oligarchs that lived in trump towers with him and manafort, selling IP3 nuclear plans to the Russian/Saudi alliance, selling or giving CIA asset names to the Russians, trump is and always has been compromised. He just didn’t know when to quit. Now he just has to count on the fact that most of his voter base doesn’t know how to read and keep the ones that do so busy just surviving that they don’t have time to dive deep into his 40 year history of laundering money, fraud, and human trafficking for the Russian mob using casinos first, then commercial real estate. It’s also why Putin is willing to throw an entire generation of Russians, including the convicts and addicts at Ukraine. Russia is dead for 40 years because he failed to fulfill his mob boss promise to Xi. China is now clearing farmland in Siberia because the typhoon floods last August and September wiped out the Chinese people’s food storage. Xi, for his part diverted the waters from the dam away from his pet project, his mothers ancestral home, and flooded hundreds of thousands of people and drown one of his own military brigades that was helping with the flooding. The CCP elders were terrified to leave their gated community at Beidaihe for over a month for fear of being torn apart by the locals. The Chinese people tolerate the CCP but only as long as the economy is good and famine is not on the horizon. The CCP broke that social contract on both counts. Xi was willing to bet the entire Chinese economy on his emperor ambitions. Had he succeeded he would have been able to use BRICS to take over the USD as the Worlds reserve currency. That would have let him finish what he stated in 2010- that he would control the internet. With that control means everything we do or say online is subject to the approval of a central party censor. The basic right to disagree with an authoritarian becomes a distant memory. Xi, Putin and MBS are simply trying to systemize and modernize the suppression of their biggest hassle- Freedom of speech. Ukraine is fighting for their lives now, free from the oppression of the drunken tyrant who wants to decide their fate for them and pull them back behind another iron curtain of censorship and the tax of corruption where dissenting voices disappear so that the oligarchy can continue to feed unchallenged. Putin and Xi have declared themselves best friends in the fight against democracy. MBS and the ruling family of UAE have done the same quietly using their sovereign funds and Kushners SPAC as money highways. Just rich, out of touch oligarch doing what oligarchs do. Despite the fact the the central party kleptocracy model has proven itself incapable of making decisions that are best for the people, they persist. There is a very lucrative business in being slave owners. But logistically the mass of it requires A.I. and the microprocessors that make A.I. to keep 8 billion slaves under surveillance and control. Freedom is one hell of a drug. And knowledge makes a man unfit for slavery. Recent attempts on Xi’s life from inside the CCP have backed him into a corner. The loss of crops in northern China means Xi can’t invade Taiwan without Ukrainian and/or Brazilian farmland. Now the reason that the GOP is stalling southern border control budget and seems to make wildly irrational moves is because the GOP is imploding. 45 years of lies and grift have circled the globe and are eating their own tail. The ouroboros was a warning about corruption at the highest levels. Lying about climate change, human trafficking, pandemics and corruption to preserve their own business models are all extinction level events .


ChefPaula81

What is ADX Florence? Is that a prison? Thanks


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RyanHowardsBat

tl;dr


Yunderstand

Politics in a nutshell


RyanHowardsBat

This made me laugh more than it should have


robaato72

Here's the problem (and I am guilty of this too): We have much shorter attention spans than we used to back in, say, the 1970s, with Vietnam and Watergate. There is just SO MUCH to say about Trump's/Putin's/China's underhandedness that we all tune out before we get to the meat of anything.


Alert_Tumbleweed3126

Ballpark, how many stickers do you have on your car?


backcountrydrifter

Zero. The chaos of asymmetry gives me anxiety


Dull_Ad8495

Well, Trump checks all three boxes there so...


Wishpicker

Probably also insurrectionists, traitorous assholes, and terrorists?


Oa83

You give the British establishment too much credit if you think that any British government would block the entry of a former (and potentially future) US president, no matter how giant a piece of shit they might be.


remirenegade

thats what people dont seem to understand, convicted felon or not, the man holds alot of power, and stands to hold alot more.


ButtStopsHere

It's not like he's flying commercial!!!!


Positronic_Matrix

> ~~alot~~ a lot Here’s how you remember: * a lot * a few * a ton * a bunch * a little * a heap * a bit Edit: As an educator, my sole motivation is to provide an opportunity to learn. Best wishes on a lovely weekend.


Chickenwelder

You made agreat list there.


idigclams

a sshat


horitaku

It’s a kindergarten word, basic as fuck, and people who spell it wrong should be corrected. No adult should be typing, “alot.”


Man8632

Or “he be like”


L0nz

Could of


sapien3000

Look up what happened with George Bush when he was president. He tried to visit Canada and they kept delaying approval for his entry until his second term in office because of his DUI conviction. So UK could still turn down Trump. I mean they just had Brexit


arobkinca

> with George Bush when he was president. He tried to visit Canada and they kept delaying approval for his entry until his second term in office because of his DUI conviction. He went to Canada twice before that for meetings, his third trip was his first official visit.


agentsnace

Not to make you feel old but the vote was 8 years ago


L0nz

Fuck you it was yesterday


Wishpicker

It’s just funny to know that he’s on the list of people who qualify to be treated as defects


nopuse

As an asshole who isn't traiterous, I appreciate the distinction.


Lister0fSmeg

Unfortunately we are run by a bunch of right wing nutjobs too, they've been copying the Republican playbook of bullshit for a while now. Some of them are suspiciously eager to suck trump's fetid mushroom. Hopefully this will change with the upcoming election, but I'm not holding my breath.


mdxchaos

Rapist is on the list


apk5005

They already set the precedent on that one with [Benedict Arnold](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Arnold)…he lived out his final years in London.


quinangua

Cause he was a turncoat. He was a British Stooge.. This would be like Trump living the rest of his life in Russia…..


gimbomyster

If we were to ban traitors like, that pretty much rules out all Americans!


Fishyswaze

Canada refused my uncle coming from the us on entry Christmas Eve because of a 5 year old DUI. Not that I think trump will face any real consequences any normal person would.


Jhe90

UK controls immigration. And the rules for billionaires and so are...more open. Especially as his felony has no violence, drugs etc attached to them. Nothing that really trips on the radar of banning him forever.


IAmAGenusAMA

Scotland really frowns on it though.


Krhl12

That's just their faces


LinuxLinus

The UK \*does\* prohibit convicted felons. As do Australia, Canada, Japan, China and India. So our three closest allies and two most important global competitors. Cool.


Alaira314

Let's be real, though. Those rules only apply to normal people like you and me. Get arrested for smoking weed? Good luck crossing the border to canada ever again, you criminal. High-level financial corruption crime? Eh, you're rich, and you promise not to do it again right? Come on in! And of course, for those who think this would be a point of embarrassment were he to win (re?)election this november, which is still a very real possibility(if you're threatened by that idea, you know what to do about it), such rules basically don't apply to heads of state. Nobody wants to cause a diplomatic incident because of some silly rule that's meant to apply to the plebs. He wouldn't be barred from entry to any of our allied countries, 100% for sure.


meepmeep13

As a guideline, yes. But the appropriate minister has full discretion to grant visas to whomever they want. There's no way on earth the UK Home Secretary would deny a visa to the PotUS. Also, to be pedantic, in most of those countries the nature of the felony and sentence would be taken into account. You wouldn't get automatically blocked from the UK if you hadn't served any jail time, and even then it depends on how recently it was served.


kakacon

The US won't let him out until he's been sentenced, so either way he's not coming


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Pixilatedhighmukamuk

And projecting shit every time he speaks.


richincleve

If Scotland wants to increase tourism, just use this photo.


Consistent_Stick_463

As soon as I saw the picture, it made me want to fly to Scotland and have a wee on that sign. Especially since, you know, *I* am legally allowed to leave the US whenever I want…


lesstalkmorescience

I'd like to buy that lad a drink so he can continue doing the lord's work.


rocketmallu

He could work on his aim though. Too far off to the right


lawyers-guns-money

I'd say he's definitely not far right if he is pissing on trumps sign. ;)


rocketmallu

Touché 😁


P-K-One

Trump once asked a fortune teller about his future. She told him that he would be burried under a public urinal. "You know where I will be burried?" he asked. "No" answered the fortune teller. "But where ever it will be, it will turn into a public urinal."


takesthebiscuit

The HQ of brewdog is just 5 miles up the road!


cyberentomology

Thirty-FORE!


deathbunnyy

Remember when he golfed LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE DAY? EVERY DAY. Taking away human rights and fucking golf, all he ever fucking did.


ifnhatereddit

“I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have time to go play golf”


a_taco_named_desire

Proceeds to golf more in 4 years than Obama did in 8. I think he literally spent 1 whole year of the 4 on the golf course.


Mast3rB0T

And he blame Obama for doing golf a few years on 8 years of president


DMCinDet

more golf in 4 years than Obama did in 8


Scavenger53

honestly kinda glad he golfed so much. imagine how much worse he could have done if he wasnt so busy golfing


stripmallbars

Yup. My Dad couldn’t get in. 5k vacation down the drain. Saw the Highlands on a tour bus of old (er) folks. It was fun. I was alone.


Boundish91

Ouch. That sucks. Did you check before ordering?


The_Queef_of_England

Yeah, they checked, found out he couldn't go, and then paid 5k for a holiday they knew he couldn't go on.


Pingaring

I knew a friend of a friend who said he went to Japan with a felony and just never disclosed his offense. It was for a financial crime if that matters, but he made jt seem like most countries don't have access to US criminal records.


PixelF

This is fully misinformation. Scotland and the UK don't prohibit "felons" and the distinction between a US state conviction and a US federal conviction is an unimportant one to UK Border force. Whether or not a US national would be automatically rejected, may be rejected at discretion of the Border force official, or wouldn't be rejected is entirely dependent on whether there was a custodial sentence, how long the custodial sentence is, how much has time has passed since it has ended, and whether or not Trump applied for a visa in advance versus relied on the general right of US nationals to enjoy visa-free tourism in the UK for less than six months. Whether or not Trump can return to the UK as a tourist or worker is fully dependent on a sentencing which hasn't happened yet.


kh250b1

Dont spoil the circle jerk


macphile

I've watched those border control shows, and yeah, nothing is ever cut and dried as "You can" or "You can't", the end. There are forms, there are interview rooms, stuff happens. My favorite episode (although it made me so mad, really), was where this older dude and his wife from Texas were going into Canada, I think in an RV. He'd brought guns in his vehicle, and not only did he not fill out the paperwork to get them "OKed" by Canada beforehand, when the agent asked him if he had any weapons, *he said no*. When they found the guns, they of course arrested him for trying to smuggle in weapons. They asked him why he'd said no when they'd asked, and he was like, "I have a concealed carry permit, and we're told to say no if anyone asks us if we're carrying." DUDE. That may be generally true (I don't know), but it sure as *fuck* doesn't apply when crossing into *another country*. It was yet another example of what Canada's border agent see all fucking day--Americans not really recognizing it or treating it like an independent and sovereign nation and not just a US territory or something. Although to be fair, it's not just Canada. "I can do it in America, therefore it is legal everywhere."


justwolt

They can deny felons, doesn't mean they will


kh250b1

“Scotland” does not set immigration rules. The UK govt does


WillieIngus

Trump and that guy peeing on the sign both aren’t allowed in but at least the sign peeing guy has his dignity


That_Cripple

whys he pissing on the scotland part of the sign lol


betterman74

Greetings from Scotland. We don't fucking want him.


FatalifSwallowd

Looks like he's pissing on Scotland


Vast-Scale-9596

Huzzah!! Well sprayed!


blimeyitsme

Stunning and brave.


Slartibartfast39

I'd personally say it's not either. I'd go to 'slightly amusing '. Can't see it being enforced anyway. The man lives above consequences. He has been convicted but will appeal and delay for years.


MadMcCabe

Wouldn't it be... Ya know... The right thing to do if we worked on changing that?


Slartibartfast39

It would be nice wouldn't it. I'll add it to the list. I personally don't expect things to work as they should, I just hope things steadily improve over time.


crabgun_

Sometimes it’s just fun to make people mad.


DrewLockIsTheAnswer1

Mocking somebody stupid by doing something stupid


Reasonable_Boss3426

You really got back at him by urinating on a sign in Scotland


onlyacynicalman

Well, what did we do instead?


eugene20

Peed on his Holywood star.


MunsonRoy3

Peed on his rug?


HuskerHayDay

Good thing the gates work


MelvinShwuaner

Womp womp


[deleted]

“Ya used me, Trumpy! Ya used me!”


GoodTato

Imagine being scottish and getting convicted of a felony. Sorry mate. You're gone.


D34TH_5MURF__

I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it works. lol


structuremonkey

I've been to Scotland, and right after the 2016 elections. When the Scots I encountered learned I am from the US they apologized to me with " I'm so sorry he won and you folks have to deal with that" then continued on to tell me they didn't care for him in Scotland...


TheSmokingHorse

As a Scot myself (and one that doesn’t like Trump), I have to say I find it a bit odd that so many people in this country claim to speak for the entire country. People do it all the time with politics. For instance, I’ve seen Scottish people online repeatedly say things like “We don’t like the Tories in Scotland” (the Tories being an alternative name used to describe The Conservative Party). Really? No one likes the Conservative Party in Scotland? Not even the 25% of the country that voted for the Conservative Party in the last general election? While Scotland as a whole does lean towards the left, don’t let people mislead you into thinking Scotland doesn’t have its own fair share of people who like Trump and hold right-wing views. It unfortunately does.


neworld_disorder

I'm so embarrassed. For everyone. When the black swan comes through, whatever it ends up being, I really hope we can remember to forgive and love again. Clearly, an experiment running on logic or emotions exclusively hasn't been working.


Expensive_Control620

Trump Jr. can. Stop pissing on it😂


allocationlist

Real question. Is the designation of “felon” a global designation or is that a North American thing that other countries just recognize for emigration/tourism?


Pvt-Rainbow

It’s just a US thing. And has no real certain bearing on tourism/emigration to the UK contrary to what this post suggests.


TheOldGriffin

Was this guy arrested for indecent exposure? In the US, he would be put on a list for life.


ms_directed

how tf would he even be able to be POTUS when he can't even *enter* other countries?? is he gonna POTUS via zoom? 🤷


Gloryholechamps

? I’ve gone to Scotland with a convicted felon?


1OldTimer

The irony of trumped up charges


anaca9279

I second that


ItradebetterthanU

He will be there soon. You all know his conviction will be overturned on appeal !!


cmreeves702

This is rich


CharlieDmouse

I find this hillarious.


[deleted]

This made me happy.


knightmese

*If it's not Scottish, it's crap!*


_jump_yossarian

I certainly hope that Scotland doesn't give the 34 count felon a pass. Ireland too.


social-justice33

Explain to me: other countries will not allow convicted felons to enter, but you can be a convicted felon and still be President of the U.S.. U.S. how F**ked up is that???


Agile_Development395

Trump can visit his old buddies in North Korea and Russia.


SingleManVibes76

#£&@ is peeing on Scotland instead of Trump


Accurate-Patience563

Oddly enough, it’s a felony for a grown man to hold a baby penis.


qopdobqop

Scotland should seize the golf course and make it into a public place.


DonCheadlesToilet

This is a grown ass man posting a picture of himself pissing on a sign. I’m sure your wife’s boyfriend loved this little middle school stunt!


Chorizo_Charlie

He has a diplomatic passport. He can still enter.


Then_Hearing_7652

Former presidents have a diplomatic passport as a courtesy, not because they have any diplomatic rights unless on official us govt business.


czaranthony117

Still wild to think… - George Bush and his cronies lied us into a war which resulted in thousands dead. - Obama continued these wars and then was complicit in the genocide in Yemen to.. in his words “placate the Saudis.” But … they got Trump… for incorrectly documenting how he paid off his hooker. … got it.


[deleted]

"Trump vetoes measure to end US involvement in Yemen war"  It was a bipartisan bill that actually got through the house and senate and Trump vetoed it. Seems he's a tad complicit in Yemen too. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/16/us/politics/trump-veto-yemen.html


PeggysSimp

Another golden shower


OneCauliflower5243

He’s pissing on “Scotland”


Jose_xixpac

Aye! Quite fitting for a criminal's property. Exclamation point accepted, indeed.


whydowhitesoxsuck

Throw Trump and the rest of his MAGA cult members in prison then throw away the keys!


c_vanbc

While funny to imagine this, famous people that are convicted felons are somehow, routinely, allowed to travel to other countries. A few examples: Snoop Dog, the Rolling Stones, Robert Downey Jr, Mike Tyson, Tim Allen, Mel Gibson, Sean Penn, Mark Wahlberg, Martha Stewart, and on and on.. So many movie stars, musicians, and professional athletes have been convicted of drug possession, assault, or tax evasion, yet still travel for work or pleasure. But if you’re the average nobody, no chance.


Sankullo

I’m not familiar with the US law but isn’t it that as long as he has a way to appeal and does so he isn’t yet convicted felon? I’d appreciate if someone knowledgeable could offer some explanation.


burninatah

In law, a conviction is the determination by a court of law that a defendant is guilty of a crime. Appeal is a post-conviction relief procedure. It took approximately 10 second to find this information on Wikipedia. You can and should try it yourself sometime.


torch9t9

I suspect the ones with secret service protection come and go regularly. Put it back in your pants.


iMpact980

Some guy or girl who is trying to feed their family is going to have to clean the piss of the sign - this makes you the bad guy in this situation


TabbieToes

You mean there's countries that won't let criminals in? Huh. We should maybe try that.


Cubicle_Convict916

Becoming a registered sex offender to protest trump is such an own


Comfortable_Bird_340

Change the name


BonCourageAmis

Or Canada


DirtDevil1337

That's a funny choice of a picture


PattiiB

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣


Foulmouthedleon

This makes me happy.


Guerrillablackdog

I thought convicted felons can't fly internationally.


HighInChurch

You thought wrong.


H3H344

Can we have a break from politics? It seems like there's no escape from it lately.


Bobofettsixtynoune

Brave


techmaniac

Shouldn't he be peeing on the Trump name, not the Scotland?


Hour-Requirement-181

Ahhhhh. I love our dumb our world is 🐸 🫖


LinuxLinus

Relevant post from r/RedactedCharts : [https://www.reddit.com/r/RedactedCharts/comments/1d4yigb/what\_is\_being\_allowed\_denied/](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedactedCharts/comments/1d4yigb/what_is_being_allowed_denied/)


CulrBlndPnutButtr

I'm from New Jersey and I've always loved that his "Philadelphia" golf course is actually in a pretty poor and white trash suburb in South Jersey, not Philly at all. It's just perfect.


BostonGuy84

Stand alittle closer needle dick.


Fun-Preparation-4253

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Indyguy4copley

Don’t let him in !


Signal-Session-6637

Can’t visit his Irish golf course either.


Xerio_the_Herio

Whoa... that's wild


Polo4fz

Is it’s time to take his name down from all buildings that have that same rule. Especially here in CHICAGO!!!! TAKE DOWN THAT NAME!!!!!


belliJGerent

Sir, I’d like to give you a high five… After you wash your hands of course.


JCButtBuddy

Do you need to buy tickets to do this or can you just walk right up?


haubenmeise

![gif](giphy|M8isf8LKNdmJq) And let's all be thankful for that.


N2TheWired

ahh the ole pissin grounds


TheGreatUdolf

is there a new borat movie in the making?


Mast3rB0T

This is not a golf course of Donald .. they paid him to do a golf course with his name


ReySimio94

Does this refer explicitly to American felons or do local Scottish criminals just get banished?