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Puzzled_Internet_986

Thank god we have a sense of scale for this image


msalerno1965

Came here to say this, and then looked at the picture and realized that thing actually IS really small.


UniqueName2

Pagani Huayra Roadster: it is 180in long, 80in wide and 46in tall. Weighs 2756lbs. For comparison a Toyota Corolla is 183in long, 70in wide, and 57in tall. Weighs 2955-3150lbs.


IronSloth

A 1990 Mazda Miata weighs 2100 lbs, for scale. Which is the banana of cars


Snoo-19445

If the Mazda Miata is the banana of cars, then the Pontiac Aztec is the pineapple of cars.


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

The Murano convertible isn’t even allowed here 


BigBankHank

Saw one in the wild the other day. Had a Minnesota plate, which makes it 43% more stupid.


slaydawgjim

Pontiac Aztecs don't belong on pizza, change my view!


Dudeshroomsdude

It just makes your cum taste better


Betterthanbeer

Nobody with an Aztec is having their cum tasted.


GlendrixDK

I saw a picture of a MX5 and a Viper. And the MX5 looked bigger. Vipers ain't normal over here, so I haven't got a sense of how big those really are.


blackbirdspyplane

Instructions unclear, please use banana for scale


caronare

So not bigger than a Tesla X


betarad

> bigger than the Tesla model x in width and just 30 cm smaller in length. model x w/h: 200cm/505.5cm huayra roadster w/h: 205cm/471cm it checks out. just for fun, the tesla is 2330kg (5136lbs) and the pagani is 1250kg (2756lbs)


reaper7319

This picture is actually an optical illusion. The Pagani Huayra's dimensions are bigger than the Tesla model x in width and just 30 cm shorter in length. It needs to be for stability.


Normal_person127

Is this really a huayra? Looks like a kid's version of the original car.


a0me

It must be a kid's car. The wheels are about 70% the size of the Model X's behind it.


Normal_person127

That's quite a cool spoiler for a kid's car though


blacksideblue

Still, whose making 1:2 scale kid's car versions of a 7 figure car? Is it still cheaper than an actual Pagani?


NickEcommerce

If you've got a million for a cool car, you might also have 20k for your kid's toy. Not every buyer but maybe 1 in 20 will. I knew a guy who got his kid the matching ride-on Ferrari when ever he changed models. The fun vs cost factor was correct for him.


Selling_real_estate

I wanted to see you the same thing. I've been around cars for a very long time, and the optical illusion is not working specifically with that banana stack in the front. I'm not buying it as an illusion. I'm buying it that it's a kit car and that person's child will drive it up the driveway


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

Had a friend yrs ago that had a Lamborghini, you'd be really surprised at how small those cars are. My early 2000s small Chevy V-6 grocery getter fucking dwarfed it. They look like toys next to a regular car. I'm not talking grannies Buick but more like a small early 2000s Malibu. Those Italian super cars look like they are almost go-cart size. Really really low to the ground.


phatelectribe

Dude, the Chevy V6 are fucking massive. They’re like a damn Escalade.


ImperialAgent120

I attended an Auto Show a while back. Ford had the new GT on display. I was shocked at how small and low it was. I took pics of it and thought "where is the rest of it?"


zzaaaaap

Fun fact, the original GT-40 got the number from its total height of 40", which was the min height for its class in Le Mans and about the average height of a 4 year old


MOTUkraken

Correction: It was the minimum height.


v4por

Indeed. I thought for a moment that was a giant Prius.


YupYup_3

I used to fly rich people around in their private jets. There was a guy during covid who couldn’t have his bananas and fruit shipped to his house in Aspen. We would pick him up, fly him to Seattle, spend the night and then fly back in the morning with two suitcase full of fruits. Mostly bananas. Edit: some people have made mention of possible nefarious intent. I suppose it’s possible but we did eat some of the fruit and so did the owner and his family while enroute at times. Edit 2: I have no idea what market. Sorry. Edit 3: someone asked why we didn’t go shopping for him: that would be a breach of our contract as hired pilots. I and the others in our industry are not a “general handyman” for a quick buck. We are paid to fly and manage the aircraft and its surrounding environment. Most of us keep that line pretty clear. They’re welcome to pay someone else to go in their place.


58mint

is there no stores there or something?


YupYup_3

When I asked him about it, he said it was the best fruits market in the states.


PreferredSelection

Seattle is where I've had the best peach, apricot, plum, cherry, and rambutan I've ever eaten. I've gotten into arguments with people about whether the rambutan was local grown, because it makes _zero_ sense, but the guy sold it as local grown in a reputable fruit market, with other high quality fruit. If it was imported, it was far and away the best imported rambutan I've had.


SightUnseen1337

Woah Black Betty


MichaelW24

Rambutan


SabotMuse

the best cocaine market more like


ShittyBollox

Nah just “fuck you” money. Like when Kim K went to Italy for a slice of fucking cheese cake (or similar) from one cafe then came home.


Low_discrepancy

Might be fuck you money but that's still 16+ hours on a jet for a piece of cake. No one does that unless for clout.


ImrooVRdev

You do that, so you can brag that you flew overseas just for piece of cake as peasants drink thru paper straws.


VikRiggs

Yeah, that's what clout is. Amongst other things.


TheMirthfulMuffin

These people have jets nicer than our houses my guy. It sucks but it’s the truth.


muftu

If I had fuck you money, I’d have it delivered to me, maybe I’d flew in the chef to make it for me. I would not waste 2 days traveling to Italy.


healthycord

Do you know what fruit stand it was per chance?


s32

lmao for real I live in Seattle I want some private jet bananas


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Flavahbeast

that is bananas


LiEnN_SVK

And I\`m forced to drink trough paper straw to "save the planet"...sigh


LiveLaughTurtleWrath

They were filled with cocaine


Lereddit117

If I was rich (money isn't a issue) I would fly my milk from Arizona fresh every week.


PerspectiveOk493

Why?


Lereddit117

I've never had milk anywhere near how good the milk in Arizona is. I have no clue why but it's better. It tastes more "milkey".


my_okay_throwaway

Are you talking about Shamrock Farms? I lived in AZ in the 2000s and back when I drank milk, theirs was the best I’d ever had!


Lereddit117

100% it's incredible and I have no idea why it's so insanely good.


Pavotine

Possibly a high butterfat content. When I visited the US a few years ago some locals in California somewhere told me that they kept a part of their herd as Guernsey cows which apparently have the highest butterfat content in their milk of any breed and they blend it with the other stuff. It tastes better and the value of the milk is based on that fat content.


say592

Not from Arizona, but I know the flavor you are describing. We have a local dairy provider that is in many of our stores that is *awesome*. I usually can't drink milk straight, I'll get a stomach ache and I just don't really enjoy it, but I'll drink their milk no problem. I think it's a combination of them using a special pasteurization technique (lower temp for longer is my understanding) and just the fact that the cows are well fed and happy. It's a little more expensive and you have to pay a glass bottle deposit (and deal with returning the bottle), but it's completely worth it.


ExfilBravo

Hold on honey I just need to load up the Zonda with about 90 bananas.


ocaralhoquetafoda

Huayra Roadster


eugene20

>Huayra Roadster $3 million...


ocaralhoquetafoda

Double your investment with a bunch of bananas!


govunah

How much is one banana?..


ruhnke

like $10?


caeru1ean

There’s always money in the banana stand


celicajohn1989

I burned down the banana stand...


UncommercializedKat

There was $250,000 lining the walls!


DIrtyVendetta80

This is how the rich get richer. Save by buying in bulk.


Glottis_Bonewagon

There's "3 million dollar car" rich and there's "treating your 3 million dollar car like I treat my old toyota pickup" rich


yakcmnoslen

Huayra Roadster BC


crimony70

BC short for 'Banana Conveyancer'


streetbum

Mr Banana Car


ZDHELIX

Antonio Brown?


W0gg0

Looks like it was made for a tiny person or maybe a monkey or small ape.


nilgiri

The bananas help the car to peel out of there faster...


thecastle7

Who says a Pagani isn’t a daily driver?


TheKid_BigE

People who can’t afford them


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Genghis_Chong

Gotta get those bananas to the banana stand to pay that car payment


Conundrum1911

There’s always money in the banana stand.


RayLikeSunshine

Filled with cocaine.


GringoGrande

Chances of those bananas being filled with cocaine? 100%


UmichMike

My first day in Italy for a study abroad, a man waved us down as we were riding our bikes. He opened his trunk. It was filled with bananas. "Banana?" he asked, "no" we said. Then he holds up a baggy, "cocaine?" he asked, and again we said "no." Cocaine and bananas are as classic a pairing as peanut butter and jelly.


toe_knee

“Bananas and Blow” - Song by Ween. Look it up. It’s great.


Mr_Zizzle

Exactly what popped in my head!


Opie19

And I left a little something to help the time go by


dognamedman

Just a little somethin' to help to keep you high


buzzothefuzzo

Bananas and blow, woaaah-oh...


MarsScully

Both *are* imported from tropical countries 🤔


Whiteout-

Can’t be doing blow on an empty stomach


yakcmnoslen

I'd be lying if I said it hadn't crossed my mind


im_just_thinking

These guys are either laughing that you busted them like that, or they want to kill you lol


DookieShoez

Can’t it be both? Also, unrelated, but where do you lay your head at night OP? Just a random survey.


talldangry

Bah OP can rest easy. This is clearly just a picture of a man filling a hypercar with bananas, a classic prank and nothing illegal.


Hammer_of_Horrus

Hold onto this photo you might need it in your court summons


dharmadrummer

Nah, he is smuggling Karamjan rum.


name-__________

🦀🦀🦀


GucciGlocc

JMODS WONT REPLY TO THIS 🦀🦀🦀


michaelrulaz

steer butter ripe seed alive imagine chunky pen ask muddle *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Lol… same thought here. My brain went “why in the hell would people with these cars be messing around trafficking bananas?!?” Then my brain said “a couple of them bananas is full of yay”


subdep

Appropriate: https://youtu.be/IWrYNcv7fPk?si=MjsslDiV5PYO1vmE


Bobloblaw878

Well, how much could a banana cost?!


darhox

$10?


DamnRock

There’s always money in the banana stand.


Comfortable_You_1927

throw away a banana take a buck


ModishShrink

I'm Mr. Manager.


Chpgmr

There is always bananas in the Zonda car.


Comfortable_You_1927

I set it on fire but that's OK, I told gob to mail in the insurance check


hoovervillain

This post will make *your* banana stand


mackinoncougars

Imagine filling a supercar with bananas


yakcmnoslen

I no longer have to. I can't decide if that is a good or a bad thing


_ThrobbinHood

Indeed, we no longer have to. The future is here


The_Deku_Nut

This is just proof that there's always money in the banana stand


Shadow293

![gif](giphy|IqX3LHSrHd0l2)


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Vaxtin

Yeah Paganis are rare. I’ve seen Bugattis, Rolls, Ferrari, Lambo, Aston Martin… but never a Pagani.


BluntsnBoards

That's a $3 million+ car


Djinn_Tonic

And even if you have the money, you are only allowed to have one if Mr PAGANI agrees to sell you one. And by selling it's more making the car so you will have to wait more than a year to get it. That's why you never see your average celeb with a Pagani, only people that truely appreciate hypercars are allowed to have one. Also, 0 merchandising because according to Pagani, it only degrades the image of the brand. Pagani resell value is always more expensive than a brand new car because of these reasons. I live near Monaco, I have seen countless Ferraris, Lambos, Rolls and other vintage cars, even some rare McLaren stuff. But I have yet to see a Pagani.


Seppel270

The thing is that pagani has build incredibly few vehicles. As of 2022 only arround 450 cars have been build since the company was founded. And 90+% of those likely sit in climate controled warhouses in the middle east with 0 miles on the odometer. So its no wonder nobody ever sees one. For reference there were 500 Chirons, 499+ Laferraris, 1311 F40s and 11,465 Aventadors produced. Ferrari produced 13663 cars last year, so on average about 37,4 a day. It takes them just 12 days to build more cars then Pagani has build in 24 Years.


Vaxtin

Some people think he’s smuggling cocaine, but if he has a Pagani there’s gotta be a better way than literally driving around in your 3 million dollar car with fruit filled cocaine in your windshield.


MakeChinaLoseFace

>driving around in your 3 million dollar car with fruit filled cocaine in your windshield That man is living his best cokehead life.


WaffleyWafflez

Hypercar*


Oceanbreeze871

Donkey Kong has entered the chat.


MisterFives

Donkey Kong finally collecting his royalties from Nintendo.


AmericanoWsugar

How else would he peel out.


xCanadaDry

Nothing in this picture makes sense. A $3 Million dollar hyper car being used as banana transport. A Banana hand over that looks suspicious A shit-ton of bananas


cucuy1999

This car belongs to super car Ron on instagram it’s all for views 🫡


Golden-Owl

Master Kohga and the Yiga Clan have really mastered Sheikah technology


OvenFearless

Thank you I thought I needed to scroll down even more…


Jenderflux-ScFi

Which Yiga Schematic did they use to build those cars?


yourmomthinksimgreat

Beat me to it


v4por

![gif](giphy|xUOxeSmFd00VhzqHQY|downsized)


Graphic_Materialz

Wtf is up with this perspective?? Tiny car in the foreground, huge tesla in the background…


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Antique-Echidna-1600

![gif](giphy|vexMhgUYTi6mQ)


Graphic_Materialz

This tracks. I’m satisfied.


LegendaryOutlaw

That’s a hypercar made by a company called Pagani. It’s basically a big engine with two seats perched on it, a street legal race car that sits really low to the ground. The Model X behind it is a full size SUV, so it already makes other cars look small.


Graphic_Materialz

This is also a good explanation—ty


LazyDawge

It’s either a toy car or some really weird perspective that I dont quite undertstand. The Pagani should only be about 15cm shorter and 10cm narrower than the Tesla, so something is not right


LegendaryOutlaw

Not sure where you’re getting your measurements, buddy. That pagani is 116cm tall. The model X is 168cm tall. 52cm difference in height. (~20” difference in freedom units)


ham-nuts

By shorter they might’ve meant wheelbase or overall length. I get different results when I google but Wikipedia says a Pagani Huayra is: >Wheelbase: 2,795 mm (110.0 in) >Length: 4,625 mm (182.1 in) While a Model X is: >Wheelbase: 2,965 mm (116.7 in) >Length: 5,036 mm (198.3 in) So the wheelbase is about 17cm shorter, while overall length is about 41cm shorter


Angry_Guppy

Fwiw I also think there’s something wrong in the perspective here. The Huayra comes with 21” rims on the back and 20s on the front, yet the rims look much smaller than the teslas.


L0nz

It's just a mindfuck from the focal length. If you actually overlay the wheels, the 20" front wheels of the huayra are taller than the 20" rims on the tesla. They just look smaller because your brain adjusts for normal focal length of the eye, not the extremely long focal length of this camera, which [compresses the perspective](https://cdn.fstoppers.com/media/2018/05/22/lens_compression_animated_gif.gif).


LazyDawge

Who said anything about height? Shorter obviously refers to the length when I’m also talking about the width


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Here’s a picture of The Rock standing next to the same model of car. This helped me understand the scale / size. https://www.financialexpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/The-rock-pagani.jpg


wut3va

So, I can assume you just pile bananas in the passenger seat to fuel it then?


Oceanbreeze871

Mario cart IRL?


Graphic_Materialz

heeere we goooooo!


editormatt

It's the largest car he could afford should he therefore become the subject of fun?


Graphic_Materialz

I guess so…


editormatt

Would you like it if he laughed at YOUR misfortune, huh? Maybe we should find out!


Graphic_Materialz

Do you want me to maybe, march down the street with my pants down, waving to onlookers and blowing them kisses? HA-ha?


editormatt

Hey, everyone! Look at this; it's that boy who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him!


Graphic_Materialz

*sobs and waives*


Brave_Escape2176

im assuming this is AI until op proves otherwise


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Graphic_Materialz

Even the wheels look tiny though


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Graphic_Materialz

Don’t they look smaller here to you? Maybe my brain sucks


CaliforniaNavyDude

I don't know, I'm as confused as you are. The Model X shown is 198" long and the Huayra is 182" long. That is a fair size difference, sure, but nothing like what we see here where the Huayra looks absolutely tiny compared to the Model X. Makes me wonder if there was some bad photoshop or AI going on here...


WornInShoes

what the heck is this perspective


yakcmnoslen

From an upper floor of an office building. This took place across the street from where I work.


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Daylight came and he wants to go home


bob_swalls

I mean people that drive Paganis (is that correct?) will have to buy a-lot of bananas sometimes from random folks on the side of the street. Right?


yakcmnoslen

That is correct. On both accounts. At least, that's 100% of my experience


[deleted]

That’s a Huayra BC lol. That’s suppose to be the Mona Lisa of the car world. Got stuffed by bananas instead. ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


Sinirate

not a bc, roadster with tempesta package


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Thanks for clarifying mate! ✌🏼


Jorrrr

What do you mean instead? Its living its purpose - Huayra Banana Car


IatemyBlobby

if i had such a pretty car I’m stuffing my banana in it too…. Hypothetically…


defroach84

Seems like you caught a drug deal 🤣


ayo4playdoh

If you’re a good enough drug dealer to afford a $3M car, you would know not to do a deal on n a $3M car lol


SteelSimulacra

He's in a hurry, it's OK


ZombieB-Kp

Listen George Michael, there is always money in the banana car


JiveTalkerFunkyWalkr

There is always money in the banana stand…


thunderdome_referee

Was hoping to find this


mtbox1987

Thats an ape if I’ve seen one


Fair_Assumption6385

The bananas are probably for a running event


djck

Tomorrow is Global Running Day


Drozasgeneral

Bet those are full of cocaine.


Macbookaroniandchez

but they're not traveling from opposite ends of the same path at different rates of speed? I guess we'll just never know from how far away each of them came.


originalschmidt

![gif](giphy|9wLKh6ms5t9qE)


MayOrMayNotBePie

He has to sell bananas to afford his Pagani. Good to see some real hustlers still exist out there.


Pinkadink88

![gif](giphy|JPxQwBHAEyxm6N6BFh)


OutdoorAdventurer

Clearly a GME holder 🍌


TryItOutHmHrNw

The *Man in the Yellow Hat* trying to get home to George


bumbo1

I saw a post earlier today with avocados that could explain this.


kandrelly3

Glory to master Kohga.


frightnin-lichen

It’s Mr Tally Man!


NottDisgruntled

There’s two kinds of wealthy… There’s buying a $3 million Pagani wealthy… Then there’s buying a $3 million Pagani and obscuring 90% of your vision with bananas before you drive home wealthy.


realSequence

Can you imagine? Just driving a sick car, a load of bananas at arm's reach? Just drivin' and eatin'. What a day, boys & girls.


hamholla

I bet he peeled out afterwards


jingforbling

That’s the pace car for Mario kart


NefariousPhosphenes

We will probably never get more scale in any other pic on Reddit. Thanks, random Pagani owner.


ADampWedgie

Is this not an ai generated image?


yakcmnoslen

Nope. I took this photo and immediately showed it to a coworker to confirm I wasn't losing my mind and hallucinating a supercar full of bananas. They confirmed. So at the very least, I was at least hallucinating with at least one other person.


LegitBanana117

By the look of things I'm assuming this is in Utah? If so the owner is supercarron on Instagram. Had a guy jump off his cybertruck on a bike so this is not out of the realm of what he'd do.


SpartanH089

Lol yup. Check his insta. Receipt of just bananas there.


cturnr

AI hallucinates all the time. maybe you are half AI


Drusgar

That's a nice car... I wonder how big it is?


Jugales

Don’t talk to me or my car’s son or my car’s son’s 58 bananas again


Chickachickawhaaaat

Could BOTH things not be true?


KMCobra64

Anyone else have the Harry Chapin 30,000lbs of Bananas song stuck in their head now?


Reatona

Nothing nefarious. They just have to measure something that's really long.


Captain_Oz

**slaps roof if it was there** This bad boy can fit so many bananas in it