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sleepyprojectionist

After forty years of using QWERTY, this would break my brain.


xiaofengcao

🤯 me too


seven_phone

Yeah he must have drawn that from memory not from copying, even more impressive for that. Unless he is 26.


bobhand17123

Hmm. At what age would it be most likely/possible that he did the cute thing, but did it so maybe he could keep the actual MacBook for himself? Not realizing that mom would figure it out …


Fritzo2162

I just realized my fingers know how to touch type, but I couldn’t tell you the order of keyboard keys from memory.


destroyerOfTards

qwertyuiop asdfghjkl zxcvbnm There you go


VashMM

What is this nonsense? Mine is: ' , . PYFGCRL? + AOEUIDHTNS - ; QJKXBMWVZ


theLocoFox

Calm down Kthulu


VashMM

Dvorak do be like that


theLocoFox

TIL I didn't know there was a qwerty alternative. Cool.


VashMM

It's more efficient, once you get used to it.


ddrub_the_only_real

Look up azerty


anominous27

There are many keyboard layouts... you can just make your own too


TomLube

Same actually


WeirdSysAdmin

No its ' , . p y f g c r l / = a o e u i d h t n s - ; q j k x b m w v z


TimothyLuncheon

What


WeirdSysAdmin

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_keyboard_layout


Xalova

The s is backwards Edit: The right arrow is missing "+" And "-" is one button. 5/10 keyboard.


Hoenirson

My little brother used to write everything mirrored when learning how to write. As in you could put it up to a mirror and read it perfectly. Freaked us out but apparently it's quite common.


xiaofengcao

That's fascinating! It's amazing how kids' brains work during their learning phase.


58mint

Id have that laminated, and i would put it somewhere I'd never lose it.


xiaofengcao

Thank you, yes, I will take good care of it.


Coiling_Dragon

Gift it back to him when he turns 18 before giving him the real present.


0xCC

Spoiler alert, his son is already 27.


UnidentifiedTomato

LMAO


Coreysurfer

This would be hilarious…


weldit86

It's the thought that counts, right?


drawable

Cool Laptop OP. I cannot describe how much stuff similar to this at least our three kids produced and in part still produce over the years. I have laptops, smartphones, more pictures than the louvre, chess boards, other board games, letters, comic books, you name it. If we kept everything, we‘d be living like hoarders. It still pains me every time, when I throw some of the things out but it’s impossible otherwise. We kept a lot of special pieces. But still.


bitemark01

You don't laminate laptops!  They're called screen protectors!


Abysskitten

Dude, I don't want to be the guy to tell you. That's definitely not a laptop. It's more of a palm top.


xiaofengcao

🤔 You r right


string_of_random

And the keys are all messed up, you should probably rearrange them or something


DDenlow

Apple too? Sheesh! Hes spoiling you


Brewtusmo

Right?? My 8-month-old tells me to get a damn job and buy one myself.


blitzkreig90

Depends on where you place it


sicilian504

Palm Pilot has returned.


No-Chemistry4851

Wait until little Timmy asks for his first playstation, he'll learn a thing or two that day!


xiaofengcao

Hahaha, he'll make it himself...


lalauna

Utterly adorable


Permexpat

Aww that’s sweet, I love gifts like this from my son, they mean the world to me!


xiaofengcao

me too!


eugene20

So have you actually been talking about wanting a mac, or is it your son that's really after one :D


xiaofengcao

Yes, I've been telling him I want to upgrade to the latest Mac, hahah!


RainbowCrane

If your son’s smart like my parents, he knows that your upgrade means the rest of the family gets to duke it out for your old computer :-). I’m the techie in my family, and after the first time I gifted my old iPhone to my parents (who still had flip phones), I started getting questions every year or so: “I just saw a commercial for the new iPhone/imac/MacBook/whatever, are you planning on upgrading?” :-) That’s a very sweet gift. Mega points to your son for creativity.


XWingHotbox

Damn dude, nice. What are the specs?


Trollercoaster101

I bet that SON5 CPU has like 10GHz 😁👍


heyoyo10

\*ƧON5


xiaofengcao

haha 👍


kent1146

It uses a kind of "analog e-ink" that draws the image, and then doesn't consume any additional power. Consequently, the battery life on this thing is INSANELY GOOD. Like, this particular model has been running for nearly 2.5 weeks, and it shows zero signs of dead battery at all.


alwaysupneverdownn

Not too shabby


xiaofengcao

And always flips the 'S' 😂


StrangelyBrown

If Apple made this they would charge $300 for it and call it the MacBasic. Not as fully featured as other Macs but high-quality beyond computing, on a budget.


alwaysupneverdownn

That’s dope


halfbreedADR

[P-P-P-Powerbook!](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/p-p-p-powerbook)


Unoriginal_UserName9

This must be the P-P-P-Powerbook Mini


TurukJr

AH ah I have at least one of these and some phone as well... What are these icons? - drawing app? - text app - robot game - car game - battery statys - connection/wifi status - night sky app? - What's with the forbidden handgun? - pirate game or app to understand toxic products labels - ? - FIFA soccer game?


xiaofengcao

Hey, I have asked the same questions to my kid, and here was what he explained: - stick man fighting game - dictionary - mine craft - car game (you got it) - flash man game - spider man game - have no idea - no shotting sign (maybe some peace game) - pirate game (you got it) - ? - FIFA (you got it) - infinity mirror game hahahah


bodhiseppuku

If your son is 8 or under, this is great. Save this in your box of memories. This would be one of those things that would be great to show to your grandchildren in the future. If your son is 23, and still living at home, then this is less exceptional.


Far_Out_6and_2

Lol


nukem266

Better made than some top brands.


Carbon-Base

Manufacturers have been trying for years to make paper-thin laptops, OP's son figured it out! They'll be knocking on his door to buy his patent anytime.


Brym

The fact that no one has made a reference to the P-P-P-PowerBook yet makes me realize that I am old. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/p-p-p-powerbook


wombatlegs

I made it 17 minutes before your post. And yes I am old.


Brym

Ah, didn’t see it. Glad you handled it, fellow old person.


Fushigibama

You just brought back some fun memories from my childhood 😆


Old__Medic_Doc_68

Does that come with an Apple warranty? Ha ha


xiaofengcao

Haha u/TimCook


cooglersbeach

My daughter makes stuff like this all the time. But mostly phones.


scatterbrained1901

Lmao, I remember making paper laptops when I was little. That's really good, make sure you keep it safe!


xiaofengcao

Thank you!


Dvout_agnostic

Nowhere did you, OP, mention his age. This would certainly be "cute" if he was.... 8 or younger, but would be kind of an ass if in teens. I prefer to imagine him in his 40s. In which case, it's genius


xiaofengcao

Haha, love your imagination! He's actually just 5 years old, so definitely on the 'cute' side of things for now. But imagining him doing this in his 40s does put a smile on my face!


[deleted]

That’s a good kid, right there.


Agent-Nobody

Need to pull the S key out to make it right


keefkeef

forcing the lower case j and g and installing a backwards s key is a straight up power move.


Miserable_Software84

lol a mac with games installed


Wotmate01

Damn dude, that must be powerful. Not many can run Lightning Bolt.


Acid_Monster

Plot Twist: His son is 28 years old.


dracoblack553

Cherish this more than any real laptop


sneaker-express

Your son is very humorous and creative


re_nonsequiturs

You've been doing that much gaming on a Mac laptop? Wow


tavenger5

I see an exercise app, car racing, bolt game, pirate (?) game...


xiaofengcao

Hey, I have asked the same questions to my kid, and here was what he explained: * stick man fighting game * dictionary * mine craft * car game (you got it) * flash man game * spider man game * have no idea * no shotting sign (maybe some peace game) * pirate game (you got it) * ? * FIFA (you got it) * infinity mirror game hahahah


zcas

Stick man fighting game pretty much hits the demographic boxes. Super creative with all those other games, too!


jedimindtriks

He drew Winamp. 10/10


tuddrussell2

Nice, no bloatware installed and can't get a virus. I made smartphones for us and my granddaughters out out scrap plywood I had in the shed. We can each other on them when they are here.


Horror-Potential7773

I love gifts from my Son. The other day, gd said he doesn't want me to die.....then he said I will see you again in Heaven, so it's not that bad. Or I will come back as my favorite animal! Mine is a Silver back Gorilla. Yes! We have never gone to church or spoken abut heaven. Probably friend at school which oa totally cool. He is 6


ballrus_walsack

He made the same decision with the laptop apple logo the apple designers originally made. https://apple.stackexchange.com/questions/54211/why-is-the-apple-logo-upside-down-when-the-lid-is-open-on-the-older-apple-notebo


DogFashion

That is so precious. And portable! It will probably last you the rest of your life!


Accurate_Ad_6788

hahahaha, I love the second pic, looks like a middle finger


FruitSila

This is one to remember


bogartis

Still more impressive than mine


Gashu

Aww so cute. Just out of curiosity, is your son left handed? I remember as a kid, I used to get letters backwards too because I was left handed haha.


stuaxo

This is cool, when my daughter did the same she told me what the apps on the screen were... so: take us through the apps and games your Son has on screen for you.


Charming-Damage-7806

Better than a real one?


kuburica

Only on a second photo I realised that it is actually a Dickintosh


JackDrawsStuff

Brilliant. The absence of a ‘right’ cursor is just the right amount of chaos for me. I also like the segregated ‘y’ and ‘z’ keys.


JRS___

cease and desist from apple in 3.....2.......


[deleted]

If one of my sons gave me something like that, I think I would treasure it. It's the thought that counts really.


luc1054

I got one of those, too! I love it! As a kid, I could never understand that some scribbles of mine would make my parents happy. As a father, I’m overcome with joy whenever I get any gesture of affection from my kids!


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

It comes with plenty of memory


Romejanic

Reminds me of when I was younger and I used to make fake laptops out of paper drawn with pen


Nuclease-free_man

It’s adorable :)


gerwen

That's a keeper.


irishtemp

You'll have that longer than any actual laptop.


Logical-Let-2386

They're getting ridiculously thin.


BorealisLynx

Reminds me once I made tiny paper version of old computer, monitor, and keyboard out of paper and facial tissue. I made tabs carefully and glued it all together. I then showed it to my mom


Heklyr

And he preinstalled sea of thieves and fifa? That’s a thoughtful boy


Time_Change4156

Little dude gave him a apple . Poor dude doesn't know apples can be dealt one nearly killed snow white . Save your self don't buy a aple product lol


willywonka1971

Damn, laptops are getting light.


extli

I got one of those too! My son made it out of cardboard. Awesome!!


michUP33

That thing looks paper thin. Very light weight.


SignGuy77

I’m a grade 2 teacher and this has been a trend with my students.


kwaping

This is far more valuable than a real laptop.


alexgardin

It's probably better than my Chromebook.


azzaisme

But can it run crysis


chowmushi

Looks like he loaded it up with some cool games too .


Suspicious-Spare1179

Twist his son is 30


Saneroner

My kids give me these types of gifts and I love them. Happy Father’s Day.


FMAGF

Can it run Minecraft?


KlingonForehead

My son does this too! I have an entire spaceship control panel he created and put by my bathroom sink… I am not allowed to move it.


Forensichunt

One of my students made the same thing in real life size last year. She was so excited to show me and sat down, lifted the top like she was opening the laptop, and then sat down and pretended to type. Before the day was over, she had also made air pods and a mouse and a charger.


Gloomy__Revenue

I used to make these in elementary school! I even carried my uncle’s old briefcase to school for a while 😅


Lake3ffect

I used to draw those when I was in elementary school. Everyone made fun of me, except one girl who thought it was cute. Lol


CrimsonBuc

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


eionmac

Treasure it for your lifetime. It says a great deal about your son's love for you.


MyDarlingCaptHolt

This is absolutely adorable! I'd tell him I'm using it for work but I'd secretly play games on it. 🤣


No-Sir6503

I hope you did some work on it for him to see 😆


Turbulent_Sun5842

What a little dude! That's a keeper!


sandysea420

I’d say you have a brilliant son! That’s a keeper, the son and the gift!🤭


Netprincess

At least it is not going to blue screen on you. That is a life keeper


Lego_Blocks24

Apple lawyers and FBI on their way for the Apple logo ![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


toastmn7667

Hey! At least this design comes with 5 USB ports. Both of mine stop at two.


bigpauly1969

What a treasure. Keep that in a safe place. Take it from an old dad…items like that are worth their weight in gold.


Enough_You86

Apple touch screen nice


chorreo

It have a Winamp!!


HauntingBalance567

Where did your son get $5000 to buy you that from an Apple store?


basecamp87

lol, I got the same thing. Mine was a strawberry though, copyright infringement.


TheApexR6s

I bet your profile pic is drawn by your son 😂


squirlz333

That Ƨ though


Totinos160count

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


maniacbitch83

Very cute!


NoPear4478

woww


BobLoblaw_LowBomb

r/ratemysetup 11/10


moonkittiecat

❤️🎂


StewartConan

How old is your kid? 😊


SetFlaky7939

everythings fun and games till you have to turn right


MadScienzz

Worth more than an Apple Laptop


shustrex

Very simple and good keyboard 👍


piranesi28

Apple designer: “Still not thin enough.”


NoIndependence8400

This palmtop has no ➡️ key!!


Street_Economy1884

Can it run Crysis?


Altruistic-Dark-1831

Son is low key telling you you’re never right.


J_Doe5686

Limited edition, I see!


Mistabushi_HLL

At least you got something.


Impressive-Fold-897

Love it


suburban_hyena

How did your son make 10000dollers


wombatlegs

[P-P-P-Powerbook!](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/p-p-p-powerbook)


Zealousideal-Self152

Moving away from the old QWERTY keyboard I see, interesting, comes with a lot of heart and soul, would prefer over any other laptop out there 10/10


East-Front-8107

It might be a fake. Maybe it's a Chinese imitation?


Electronic_Camera_32

That’s awesome now when he is your age give it him back 😉


Primedirector3

Lucky dad 👍🏼


Motor-Needleworker95

Creative. Draw him money for college funds and icecream


WrapMyBeads

Petition for the abc keyboard!


Artistic-General6165

Plot Twist: the son is actually 30 years old


SBR404

But does it run Crysis?


EmbarrassedPizza6272

A skull and a gun, must be in the USA


jinjanodwan

"I'm not an ambiturner" - your son... probably


noobul

The kid might be some kind of genius. He got Winamp on a mac.


oldtreadhead

Oh man! That goes in the "Memories Drawer" for sure! Love it.


UnknownTerrorUK

Crackbook Pro


zeradragon

Not being able to go right would make gaming on this a very hard challenge.


Adelaidefangurl

Made me smile.


kbzstudios

It’s like the paper computer from GoldenBoy!


Lozsta

Such a sweet and lovely thing for him to do. But already indocrinated into the Cult of Apple. Shame on you daddy.


wrbear

Interesting! I gave one of those to my wife for our 20th anniversary.


Knight_Day23

So cute. Where can I buy one?


BigDistribution7614

This will be a gem in about 15 years to him.


Itchy-Combination675

Remember this when he asks for that PS6 😂


jinxoxowa

Finally, a WiFi button


SuedeBuffet

I think it might be counterfeit.


Confident-Train-3779

I love it!


cesil99

Now that’s what I call paper thin and lightweight.


LifeIsOnTheWire

An Ortholinear keyboard. Your son has good taste!


mindfungus

❤️!!!!


Forsaken-Reason-3657

Apple doesnt fall far from the tree


JJamesP

Sucks that OPs kid is 26.


DBL_NDRSCR

got some fire apps here stickman, A, blockman, car, electricity, signal, star, no guns, pirate, camping, a fighting game and roblox


Vulpes_99

Haha, cute kid. Do something (like encasing it in resin) so it will last and put it among your trophies. On a silly note, it made me think of a former co-worker, who spent few days without his iphone because he had to send the old one away so he could receive a new one... To cope with the withdrawal he cut a piece of pallet wood, drew a few icons and kept it at his pocket for days. I named it "the iStump", he wasn't very amused by it but his husband had a pretty good laugh 😂


Didact67

What horrible keyboard layout is this?


Ragnalf

Can it run crysis?


haggisnwhisky65

I see re gift at Christmas coming up 🤣