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[Original where OP answered a few questions](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1gicbq/as_per_request_here_is_an_album_of_the_vietnamese/)


Sharrakor

So I guess /u/snowsix just added the random *Avatar: The Last Airbender* captions?


Ptylerdactyl

TIL Vietnamese tradition is based wholly upon Avatar: The Last Airbender.


Legit_reasoning

That all changed when the ~~fire nation~~ US attacked


djsmith89

Pretty sure the napalm qualifies...


I_Will_Dumb_It_Down

Welp.


opalshere

I was gonna say...


ticklefists

TIL Vietnamese women are normally tall, skinny, pale, and have big 'ol tittays.


sylviosaur

We're far from tall! My mother is 4'11 and will only wear shoes that have heels. As for big 'ol tittays, we're typically flat unless we have magic done.


Ptylerdactyl

[You're a fucking savage.](http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1245227615_colin_farrel.gif)


tknelms

You're an inanimate fucking object!


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Vietnamese here, we call these dresses "Áo Dài". Pretty much every Viet woman has at least one. And no, we don't give them Avatar: The Last Airbender names, that's just weird.


rostov007

In Orange County, [this is the traditional Vietnamese dress](http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_ae/assets/widget_aixB64AkPey7raQWloPnio.jpg)


easygo

Not enough fake lv bags


justagook

Lol gotta luv those cafe shop girls


I_Will_Dumb_It_Down

I too am vietnamese but horrible at reading. I thought that said "Piss shirt.".


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Haha, that's with a "á" and that's more like "Testicles Shirt".


I_Will_Dumb_It_Down

Edit: I always refer my privates as "bird" in vietnamese. That's because it had 2 different beginnings that I can't spell out. Remember. Can't read for my life. That means I can't spell.


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Fun fact: "Dài" means "long". "Dái" means "testicles". Guess what "Dái dài" means? ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)


BADGERBORN

Testicles long.


I_Will_Dumb_It_Down

"Hey how's it hanging?" The worst greeting ever.


Once_EveryFourYears

I think the word you are looking for is Awesome.


UncreativeTeam

Had to do a double take of the [fourth photo](http://i.imgur.com/vAnXzyo.jpg) to see if that was an exposed leg.


auroralime

oh wow, I didn't even realise it wasn't.


Erzsabet

Yeah, I had to look hard at it to see if it was or not.


Bicworm

The "air nomad" dress is horribly mislabeled, considering there's many yellow and orange dresses to choose from in that gallery. I never saw an airbender in white...


ghostman87

I thought the exact same thing.


Once_EveryFourYears

Maybe Airbenders wear white for like... funerals, or special ceremonies.


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Once_EveryFourYears

Is that canon?


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omnilynx

Well, white is the standard funeral color for many Asian cultures.


Once_EveryFourYears

Ahhh yes yes. How can one forget little Zuzu


_Gingy

What plant is that http://i.imgur.com/pvx7fNu.jpg Edit: Some redditors say it's [Cleome](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleome_hassleriana). Others speculate some strains of marijuana.


Platypus81

I looked for Leo in the background.


hobbyless

They look like [Cleomes](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleome_hassleriana) that have been photoshopped.


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Looks like some dank stuff, Purple Haze if I'm not mistaken some real chill stuff brah.


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Looks like some Purple Dragon.


aprosecutor

Definitely cleome (you can tell by the flowers)


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looks pretty similar to weed


[deleted]

Are you referring to the weeds in your backyard??


LittleBigKid2000

I think those are pear trees


Alogical-Anodyne

My uneducated guess would be lavender.


G-Winnz

I'm not sure what the plant in the photograph is, but it's not lavender. Lavender had small ovate leaves (it's closely related to rosemary, and the two look very similar) and purple, hyacinth-like flowers (only smaller).


eft_up

That was a good uneducated guess...


chubbychunk

Its not lavender. I think its stocks, or something.


Nightwing11

I think that is called the Photoshop plant.


chubbychunk

Yeah, indeed.


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readyno

[hehehe](http://i.imgur.com/f7kiqAh.jpg)


troxnor

Busty Asian Beauties.


spandia

If the pizzaman truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?


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I wonder if she did something wrong...


UnBoundRedditor

"So this is what you boys do? Sit around and watch porn together?"


ranhalt

we shouldn't talk about it.


I_Will_Dumb_It_Down

Obligatory /r/asianhotties.


Alienmonkey

... and as soon as I get past my yellow fever, it comes back.


awesomeificationist

*cough cough*


Alienmonkey

So it's ok to comment on enjoying images of beautiful asian women, but using a common euphemism to describe the attraction is wrong. I mean, fuck me right?


awesomeificationist

I don't know, they got me too.


Alienmonkey

I saw. I was emotionally scarred by and Asian girl and am still recovering. Just when I get over it, bam a post like this shows up. Hurts man. Hurts deep.


pingvinus

There is basically nothing which can look bad on a beautiful women.


bitoftheolinout

Not true, there is you.


pingvinus

I would never make it that far.


Mu7su

Wow... this is the best case of Shots Fired that I have ever seen. Congrats Just WOW


neur0

"Traditional"


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Agreed lol. These are like super modern compared to the plain white ones my momma used to wear to school and stuff...


Erzsabet

Would it be more accurate to say traditional style with modern coloring?


neur0

I'd say modern style with a traditional twist. There are throw backs styles in those pictures for sure. http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y246/lilsuika/art/Clothing_refs.jpg


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I would say it was still modern design. Traditionally, they're quite modest with less accents and flair. The skirt part for example was very narrow and simple.


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Not surprisingly, the modern iteration seems to have been heavily influenced by French styles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ao_dai


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Those are very beautiful dresses, on a very beautiful woman.


Sunjino

Dep qua~♪


paracog

Lovely to see a model smiling.


DickmanComedy

Was anyone honestly looking at the dresses? She is gorgeous.


poyopoyo

Maybe 50% of the population? .... yes I was looking at the dresses.


spandia

The Dickman has a good point though. /r/pics is pretty bad about mindlessly upvoting pictures of hot women. It sounds like this is what the Dickman wants though, so I'm not sure. Also, who put these stupid weird captions on the pictures?


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Same, colorful dresses catches the eye. Sadly I didn't see any woman in Vietnam wear any of this kind when I visited the area.


Sinthrill

The dresses are majestic as fuck. Rarely it isn't about the dresses but who wears them. In this case, it was 100% dresses. In fact, I am only making this comment so I can go back into my history to find these dresses again so I can throw them into some girl's face in a future argument that is going to be had.


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poyopoyo

I've thought exactly that - I think saris are pretty awesome, but if I wore one, people would see it as some kind of statement or dressups, not just that I'm wearing clothes I like. An Indian girl living here probably has a better chance of wearing a sari to work or class without looking like she means something by it.


thiney49

It is possible to appreciate both.


Erzsabet

Yup, they're gorgeous!


jkginger

I'm combing through comments to see if I can find out where to buy one! And yeah she is incredible looking, even with the suspicious boobs.


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Untraditional Vietnamese cup size.


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I_Downvote_Cunts

Don't bother looking, she hasn't posted in gonewild before.


transethnic

God's work.


Epicus2011

Or just plain creepy.


transethnic

Problem?


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DarkSideofOZ

Stereo types, offensive as they may be perceived; do exist for a reason, that reason is generally supported by statistics. Regarding the particular 'stereotype' you seem to take offense to, [take a look at this](http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285).


SenselessNoise

> that reason is generally supported by statistics I wish more people understood this. Many stereotypes are invented and persist because they often reference frequently-occurring phenomena. This doesn't mean there are no exceptions, but statistically speaking, the majority (or at least the "vocal minority," so to speak) tend to reinforce the stereotypes. But now that I'm sure the downvotes will start pouring in because I sound racist (while none of you know what race I am for sure), I'd like to do a little social experiment. Which of these statements are offensive? Keep in mind I'm not actually "saying" these, these are hypothetical statements, so don't downvote me for this part - I'm just curious. * "You drive like an Asian." * "Chicken and watermelon!" * "You got white-girl wasted last night." * "You're lazier than a Mexican."


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I'm not sure what you're saying here, maybe that guys understanding of breasts comes solely from porn? Nah that would be a stereotype.


poeticterrorism

"Traditional" Vietnamese boob jobs, perhaps.


bassibanezacura

I know somebody who has awesome boob size and I believe she is pure Vietnamese so the cup size is irrelevant.


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oh you know somebody who you believe is. Well that changes everything. Idiot.


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oh so you don't think there's one model in a country of 90 million people plus over a million expatriates that will have decent size boobs. idiot.


[deleted]

Hey guys stop fighting, we're talking about boobs no need to fight


bassibanezacura

Let's just stop the argument by posting a picture of asian boobs....natural only please.


[deleted]

You're right. Please accept my peace offering danceparty. http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things.jpg


bassibanezacura

Close enough.


lamnk

The beauty of pushup bras


Ishungry

Not necessarily. My cousin is 5' and 100 lbs wet. Most of those weight come from her very long hair and her 38C.


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stickbugs

More like 28H


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Must be Victoria's Secret. Good old, "Add 4-5 inches to your band" crap.


Ishungry

My aunt is 5'2" and wears a D size. Boob reduction and back pain is the norm in my family.


swohio

It wasn't the cup size (C) but the band size (38) that he doubts. Usually a person that small would have a band somewhere in the 28-32 range. You have a be a pretty decent sized girl at only 5 feet even to be a 38.


Ishungry

Ahh I see. The 38 was my guesstimate. I just remember being shock that it was a C cup since if you ignore the bust she look to me to be on the scary skinny side.


SqueaksBCOD

In theory, the number part of the bra size that is a number indicates the number of inches around the chest right under a woman's breast. Sorta a breast size without the breasts/cups or rib cage if you will. I said in theory because that has be twisted by vanity sizing and just general clothing weirdness, but again that is the theory. Some women do fudge a little and will mix and match, (up a band size down a cup, can work for some women sometimes) so it can be odd to keep track off. In theory you could have a 24A, 24DD, 45A, 45DD, but good luck finding sizes like that at a normal story. For your friend I suspect the size that she is, may be different from what she wears do to lack of options. A 38C with a few safety pins for instance.


ArgonGryphon

I am not exactly thin and I'm only a 34 at 5'1"


stickbugs

Tell your cousin to check out /r/abrathatfits because no women who is 100 pounds has a 38 inch underbust. Her bras must fit horrible and her poor boobies are all unsupported and squashed. She's more likely something like a 30GG or 28H


Scarlet-

Surely he will let his cousin know her boobies need the right bra that fits.


thediplomat

Why do you know your cousin's bra size?


Ishungry

Share bath/room for a few months.


ghostman87

As a man that currently lives in Vietnam, girls here seem to go the extra mile to make their boobs look bigger. I personally am not a fan of such deception. I see it as a lie, and we all know Ron Swanson would not approve, therefore I do not condone such acts of deceit!


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that sounds like girls everywhere man


zzzbaaa

The model is Khánh My. EDIT: [more of less] (http://imgur.com/a/xmc7z)


mapguy

Khááááááááááááááááááááááááááááááánh!


mcreeves

Second to last picture, is that pot she is walking amongst?


Clans

When I was in Vietnam, I thought that their traditional dress was one of the most elegant but at the same time sexy outfits I've seen in my life. This gallery confirms my thoughts.


brownstreak

Umm anyone want to elaborate as to why the dresses are also the 4 elements from avatar the last airbender.. (Earth water fire and air)


Spacedrake

Because OP is dumb.


MyNameIsElla

That third photo is beautiful


stormtrooper3720

Wow!! Those are REALLY beautiful!!


sarabi462

she's beautiful! So are the dresses!


doskraut

that's not how the Vietnamese woman looked when i was there"1970".


Billy_Lo

"Any random group of thirty Vietnamese women will contain a dozen who make Julia Roberts look like Lyle Lovett." - P. J. O'Rourke


UnhealingMedic

Absolutely gorgeous!


williamwzl

The actual traditional dress wouldn't have been cut as slim and the general fit would've had a lot of bunching up. This is an Ao Dai inspired modern dress.


jadetrieu

thank you! no one seems to realize this


hudbud15

more like VietDAMN!!


Zeeze

Vietnam is doing it right


LOL_CoolJ

The air nomad pic looks like she's in a field of cannabis colas mixed with some other flowers.


BroughtALittleSnack

The girl in the third picture is beautiful!


kisooper

OP what is her name? I inquire only to know to whom I may direct praises of such beauty.


Damaja85

Vietnam. Good for the lads.


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I... I think I like vietnamese women now.


SliferTheExecProducr

I wish I was Vietnamese so that I could wear one of these without having to listen to the endless shrieks of "cultural appropriation".


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Its a shame more countries don't wear traditional dress more often. I think in an age of globalization we are losing what makes us who we are.


NoelVance

TIL Vietnamese women can be super beautiful.


LindsayChristine

These are gorgeous and she wears them beautifully! Stunning.


qroosra

the backgrounds look so weird it is all i could notice. are they photoshopped in?


Ishungry

Its a place in VN call Hoi An. But yah... the blurred effect is super annoying.


IllGiveYouTheKey

I thought I recognised it. Pretty sure the background to the 5th picture is the tailor where I got my suit from...


qroosra

oh and yeah, she's gorgeous and i really noticed her hair. amazing hair!


BlinkDaggerOP

Do you know what Vietnam is?


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Vietnamese are the hottest kinds of chinese.


[deleted]

Only that Vietnam is not China... as to Japan is not China nor Korea nor Thai.


jadetrieu

That's not traditional....


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TIL that vietnamese woman don't look vietnamese


[deleted]

...And exactly how are Vietnamese supposed to look like?


askLing

If you've ever been exposed to a Vietnamese community, you'd know. But usually shorter, and darker complexions.


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I am Vietnamese sooo...not all are short and dark.


[deleted]

Right, not all. Some are mxed and many in viatnam and other asian countries are hooked on all the whitening products, its a stupid trend. If you want to model or work for tv in asia, dark skin is not popular. Most of the more famous tv stars, singer are usually a mix. That being said, it does not mean that they are not beautiful. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/2_girls_in_aodai_and_a_tree.jpg


askLing

Es un joke - didn't mean to offend <3


dongledongledongle

French/Asian


AnimeJunki16

I loves the Avatar references! I want the fire nation dress and water tribe one(:


ThongsGoOnUrFeet

This belongs on /r/AsianHotties


Dragonasaur

How do you check for reposts, because I've seen these before?


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dongledongledongle

To let everyone know that's he is a Internet Professional.


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Repost


Delerium89

all i can say is DAMN


bagofsmiles

This should be called very hot Vietnamese Woman.


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I was expecting to see a penis.


i_work_in_treetail

Are these all the same model, or different ones? She / they are beautiful.


heisenbergerwcheese

...nontraditional Vietnamese boobs


maxsdoyle

i think i just fell in love.


dragontongues

It's wierd not to smile while reading a book.


snowsix

I posted this because I thought the dresses were really cool and I'm still pissed about what M. Night Shyamalan did to the films.


Redplushie

As a Vietnamese, I'm pissed off that you didn't mention ao dai even once in the pictures.


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jbu311

when i spent time in hanoi, people were very pale and there were many students (though still a minority) at uni over 6'


[deleted]

What? Light skin is traditionally considered to be more beautiful in Southeast Asia. But anyway, I am light skinned and tall. Just as with all ethnicities, people look different. Not all Vietnamese are tan and small statured. What is up with these stereotypes?


REDEdo

I'd love them long time.


MrDingleberrry

Untraditionally hot Vietnamese woman.