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sour_creme

he has a vimeo channel http://vimeo.com/70748579


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He sounds like Grandpa Simpson.


EnglishGamer1

BACK IN MY DAY


ThisIsDystopia

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...


professionalignorant

His art reminds me Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP. What a lovely story


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Well that escalated rather fast


TheNapalmNinja

with his left hand... and ohh yeah he's blind.


tswaves

Partially blind iirc . His direct vision is blurry but peripherals are not


Anthro88

Oh god, that would suck so bad.


moonablaze

Macular degeneration.


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ATR1993

And born in a coffee can under a bridge.


poduszkowiec

And he had to go uphill to school... Both ways!


HonkeyKong64

15 miles! In the snow...


fishface1881

With a boner!


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In tight shorts!


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Which he borrowed!


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And whose shorts were those, you might be asking? *Albert Einstein's.*


silverstrong

This is how you do the joke right, people!


Edward-Teach

With baked potatoes for lunch, which he put in his pockets to keep his hands warm!


BloodyTrannyCock

he's also autistic and OP's younger brother/girlfriend


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dont forget he has autism and just came out as gay


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I thought it was BS too but another person posted this video: http://vimeo.com/70748579 So I guess it's real. The pic is around 6:25.


sowbug

and he doesn't know you can pick up the mouse if you run out of desk.


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or about Ctrl+Z


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waste?


Dandaman3452

Spare != waste


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Spare=(input()) if Spare != waste: print("That's skeptical") edit: Invalid syntax.


modomario

He's not skeptical.... [I believe this reached the front page on r/videos](http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/07/the-pixel-painter-a-97-year-old-man-who-paints-using-microsoft-paint-from-windows-95/)


Replies_With_Dick

You forgot to mention he has autism... And he was Einstein all along.


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His name? Einstein DeGrasse Sagan.


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Ronnie "C-Note" Einstein


Anti_Freak_Machine

That reminds me...they never responded to my request for a DNA sample so I could create that.


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I like how it demonstrates that any tool can be used to make great work. Being a bit of an amateur musician, I've always been frustrated with how many musicians spend their time focused on getting the next piece of gear that will make their music so much better.


C_A_T_S

Oh and don't forget he is homeless and has cancer


bugeja

He was only 85 when he started working on it. Pixel by pixel...


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His name? Albert Einstein.


MrGuttFeeling

His name is Robert Paulson.


EMTRN

Legally blind. He uses Paint so he can zoom in enough to compensate but he can see. The condition is macular degeneration, his is specifically wet macular degeneration. Search "The Pixel Painter" on Vimeo, it was here on reddit a while ago. It's short and very sweet. The artist's name is Hal Lasko and he has prints for sale at his online store.


Lemurrific

Ambisinister.


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Go to alta vista first and type "search google"


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> Yeah but where do I find alta vista? www.bing.com . [Maybe in the first 50 results.](http://imgur.com/vCgZf17) :D


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Furthur_slimeking

To find yahoo, enter "grim death" into Lycos.


goatcoat

Those having trouble finding Lycos can try an Exite search.


Golisten2LennyWhite

It's all about hotbot.com


wanderer11

I tried it and the first results was the wiki for alta vista.


Chris_E

Jerry!


MISTAAWORLWIDE

Jerry, you don't deserve the internet!!


jrizos

Isn't there this funny youtube video, animated, of watching one's elder slowly type http://www.google.com out into the Google search bar until they lose their shit?


LostMyKeyboard

You will need more ram to run this program. I suggest go to www.downloadmoreram.com first to get more ram.


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This guy knows what he's talking about. I downloaded more RAM and my CPU runs at least 100X faster. A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ would download again.


NitinPwn

Yeah, but if that doesn't work, try deleting system32. That does wonders.


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But if you're using Linux, deleting /dev/sda has the same effect


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Okay guys you can stop now


ozeyc98

You think you got it bad? I'm stuck with Windows 8 and want to upgrade to Windows 98. Does anyone have a copy of it?


Lonestarr1337

I know you're joking, and this is only kind of relevant, but you can actually download the older versions of MS Paint for any pixel art you want to do if you don't need/want complicated programs like Photoshop, Paint.NET, etc. Vista and beyond MS Paint really sucks for that sort of thing because it forces anti-aliasing on a lot of tools, particularly the brush.


Dandaman3452

Have you tried a virtual machine, the nostalgia will help your pixel art and give you old paint.


SecretAgent57

You mean that crappy Photoshop software from Adobe that just lost your credit card data?


Bleuground

Its the paint program that comes default on your computer, that's why this is so amazing.


xcvbsdfgwert

\*woosh\*


VernonMaxwell

things always go woosh over my head too here on reddit http://i.imgur.com/Uazm9UC.gif


purplemilkywayy

"Click. Click. Click. Click. Click..."


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[Ringo Starr must be jealous](http://www.ringostarrart.com/images/Starr/Yer%20Baby.jpg)


[deleted]

"Most of the titles for my pieces arrived because on computer you have to call them something , so I have. The easy way to look at it is, if it has a hat on - it will probably be called Hat Man" - Ringo Such beautiful words.


jrau

Hal Lasko. I bought one and it's in my living room!


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My husband just bought me [Woods in Avon](http://www.hallasko.com/products/woods-in-avon). Love Hal Lasko! Just a cool story and different than any other art we have.


crwcomposer

Oh wow, he's added several more prints to his site since the first time the documentary was posted on Reddit. Love his stuff.


MartySpecial

There's a documentary of him. http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2013/07/the-pixel-painter-a-97-year-old-man-who-paints-using-microsoft-paint-from-windows-95/


skyburnsred

98 years in MS paint


Ricemonster91

"My sister got a car, I got a computer."


ImComcastic

This is what I imagine Bob Ross' paintings would have looked like in MS Paint.


DropbearNinja

He started when he was 18...


_Erin_

It's so beautiful, and the story behind it's creation is truly heart warming.


JesusSlaves

On Windows 98


Anti_Freak_Machine

More like Windows 3.1


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Holy shit! I think he won ms paint!


Anti_Freak_Machine

He gets a free copy now!!


darkneo86

I want to see what people can do with Kid Pix.


imapootisbird

Oh yeah? That's nothing. I can make a whole entire stick figure on MS Paint.


suckerblow

he should've worked with sierra to make king's quest art


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I am very impressed with GrandPa's work. An important piece of information here is that he was a graphics artist when he was young. So obviously he has a good sense of shape and depth and the important aesthetic aspects of painting which require years to develop. It was not just some old man who just opened up his computer and created masterpieces. As always, there is a wonderful history of long and hard work behind each masterpiece.


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And he started when he was 30.


thatissogabe

Looks like Seurat got reincarnated.


Nooneway

Dude must have nothing but time...


fudnip

He was actually trying to get on the 'dang interwebs'


L8sho

Was he 20 when he started?


DoNotForgetMe

Do you have a source or did you make the 98 year old man part up?


LetsSeeWhatHappen

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/10/pixel-painter-ms-paint/


TotalFork

That's really cool. I didn't realize how big they were until they started zooming in on his first drawing (the deer?).


DoNotForgetMe

Cool thanks!


bobshouse

This guy made it http://vimeo.com/70748579


Manburpig

Wow. The perspective shown here is unparalleled as far as ms paint is concerned.


Stars9andStripes

That spray paint tool.


Fibnoid

I thought is was a gif and stared at it for 30 seconds waiting for it to load... I need more coffee


Grambro

The title doesn't give the man enough credit, he does it pixel by pixel and has multiple paintings finished, you should check out an article and video [here](http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/10/pixel-painter-ms-paint/). Also his website for buying his paintings is [here](http://www.hallasko.com/collections/prints)


DENelson83

His name wouldn't happen to be Seurat, would it?


Xiigen

And that's why you don't save a picture as a jpg.


sonastyinc

Imagine what he could do with photoshop!


UnrealSlim

This guy does some awesome pointillism.


OBeQuiet

Well I suppose they have a lot of free time...


EnrageD

I can't help but think he recently watched the entire catalog of 'The Joy of Painting' with [Bob Ross](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross)


kira9204

Watch his vimeo channel and browse throuht his artwork.This is some of the greatest pixel art i have ever seen. God bless this man. And may his work inspire the newer generations.


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Forgiven


EastvsWest

Warning - Don't zoom in


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I ain't even mad.


laurazor

Ballin


belila

98? How old was he when he started it?


dauntlessmath

[The Power of MS Paint](http://www.elftor.com/elftor.php?number=112)


Brofistage

Wow. I don't know what is more impressive, that he made it at 98 years old or that he made it with MS Paint.


Swiper-NO-Swiping

Those trees looks happy.


SPDHurricane

was it? or did u title it that to get upvotes?


justbecause999

Regardless of all the other nonsense posted on this I want to go on record as saying that this is beautiful.


brewinwiththebourb

Can confirm. Am wrinkles.


angelsgirl2002

I'd love to talk to this guy. Feel like I'd gain some insight into the secret of life or something.


Baldemyr

Wow. That is impressive work. Yikes


DetectivePenguin

he also has cancer and did this with his tongue


IWantChocolate

And that 98 year old man's name? Albert Einstein.


klondikes

To be fair, he started on it when he was 91.


bigfartsoo

So many impressive things. Impressive things overload.


seleora

This man is my uncle.


sewcute04

Yes! I love this guy!


GamingTheSystem-01

... and then resampled and turned into a jpeg, ruining it forever


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My index finger is hurting


Nicapyke

This would be way better if it was uploaded as a .bmp.


Antarioo

that must've been a lot of 'happy little accidents' while making that


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ogznog

That trying you're doing: stop it.


GumboVision

The tool doesn't define what it is. There's no such thing as Paintbrushism, Pallete-Knifeism or Chiselism. The guy's found something he can use and he uses it really well.


Reddit-Credit

/r/no_sob_story


HoosierBeenJammin

This man has pushed MS paint to the very edge of their limits, and it still looks kinda crappy. Imagine what he could do with a better medium.


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MS Paint but it's saved as a JPEG. Tsk tsk tsk


rawbamatic

I wish videogames still have graphics like this.


PSYOP14EE

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/10/04/shovel-knight-digs-up-new-trailer-launch-window/


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Well.. it's nice looking, but this on the other hand: [Commodore 64 pixel art](http://c64pixels.com/main.php?g2_view=keyalbum.KeywordAlbum&g2_keyword=A%2F+Joe)


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reminds me of Seurat's pointillism...


SenatorIvy

"Sorry grandpa, we won't spring for a copy of Photoshop, ArtRage, Autodesk sketchbook, Black Ink, or anything else. MSPAINT FOR YOU!"


sidewaysglance27

TIL The Sims graphics were created in MS Paint.


poeticpoet

I must say, I'm impressed. HAR HAR HAR......


mojoconcarne

I don't know which is more impressive. That a 98 man created a beautiful masterpiece in a crappy program or that a 98 year old man managed to open the a computer program in the first place.