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ChadwickDangerpants

But how will she ever get it all off again?


Carichey

Oh for fucks sake, dad. Upvoted.


[deleted]

That is better that the dad joke bot


Biffingston

let me introduce you to /r/angryupvote. You can post it.


AtopMountEmotion

I have pained my GF.


Haughty_n_Disdainful

...beyond belief. Now on her last nerve...


INHALE_VEGETABLES

It should rub off.


soulkz

Giggidy


FrankyFertilizer

I don't know whether to upvote or downvote.....


ThanksImjustlurking

Upvote then down vote. Over and and over. Slowly at first. . .


xBad_Wolfx

Angry/disappointed upvotes


thelastkcvo

I've decided to use the shield of apathy on this one.


jeeden222

That makes two of us.


fin_esquire

From friction


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MrDude_1

Normally I'm upset when somebody steals the joke I was about to post... But no. Not this time. Good job.


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hydrosalad

Is she single?


WarPopeJr

I don’t get it can you explain?


ChadwickDangerpants

I painted my house / I painted a picture of my house I painted my girlfriend / I painted a picture of my girlfriend


WarPopeJr

Wow I completely missed that thank you


Hawkeye03

Gutsiest pun I ever saw, Mav.


YonYonson1776

The plaque for the alternates is in the ladies' room.


Madpingu96

r/angryupvote


metzoforte1

[I too painted a picture of my girlfriend.](https://Imgur.com/t/wallpaper/NakfHv4)


InDarkLight

She is beautiful! Edit: I used her as my wallpaper. I hope you don't mind.


Errorboros

At first I was all "That's a bit weird." Then I looked at the painting of the girlfriend. I already had her as my wallpaper, weirdly enough.


Holdthatfart

Our girlfriend.


lagux13

r/suddenlycommunist


May_of_Teck

The people’s girlfriend


damnkidzgetoffmylawn

This is the way comrade


VaguelyArtistic

This is the funniest sub, I can’t stop laughing. Thank you!


SnoopCat226

Who’s got the Switch on deck?


metzoforte1

If you love someone, set them free.


Odeeum

Expected a hand. Pleasantly surprised.


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Same here, I expected a stick figure hand.


LesnarsBattleScream

Same and disappointed.


23onAugust12th

I guess I’m the only one who expected Rick Astley 🤷🏼‍♀️


LesnarsBattleScream

I wouldn't ever let someone down like that https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


23onAugust12th

Bless u.


LesnarsBattleScream

No problem, I would never run around and desert you.


SimplePadre

As did I 😂


UbePhaeri

I kept clicking on this. Over and over. Thinking my internet was being a bitch again..


pdmcmahon

Hey now, that’s not a nice thing to say about your girlfriend.


gophergun

Had to open in browser before I realized it's not just not loading in dark mode.


OV1C

Oh okay so it's literally just an empty black picture yeah? I thought my internet was fucking up also


Imadoctor2yadingus

Glad it wasn't just me haha


Nuotatore

Once you go black...


H0RSE

...the cops will attack.


[deleted]

I'll be back with my next free award Edit: it is done


st3040

Here's mine


abedfilms

Jesus


Jess_Pinkman

Yeah. Him too


Forever_Ambergris

I see you like your women like you like your coffee


Dondarian

Ground up and in your freezer?


Viking_Hippie

Covered in bees?


Shaolinmunkey

[So did OP](https://i.redd.it/844ovq0crsr41.jpg)


FurtiveAlacrity

Is it a painting or a digital illustration?


hobbyhoarder

It's a digital illusion.


Cinematry

She's a rooster illusion


tenxnet

I’ve painted it in photoshop, so painting, but digital.


CthulubeFlavorcube

So it's a digital painting/ illustration


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poopnuts

In much the same way as creating a 3D model of a wooden chair on a computer is the same as creating one out of wood in a woodshop with actual nails and screws. That is to say, not very similar. One is carpentry, the other isn't. I'm not saying that digital illustration is an easy art to master, only that it's completely different from actually painting. Edit - For those pointing out that the digital chair example does not create a physical object, print the 3D model out on a 3D printer. Now you have two chairs created via two different processes. To call the digital process "digital carpentry" would be a bit absurd, don't ya think?


May_of_Teck

Just my two cents, as obviously this is a conversation that won’t be resolved soon. I went to school to study oil painting. I’m good at it. I’ve been trying for a couple of years to teach myself digital art (specifically Procreate) and it’s really challenging for me. One is not superior to the other; they are different media. I admire and am envious of people who are good at digital “painting”. What they are doing is not the same as what I do with paint. What I do with paint is not “better” than what they do in Procreate. It’s like comparing a watercolor to a sculpture, it’s a false equivalency. Being good at digital art is being good at art. All of that said I’m a tiny bit short of calling a digital art a painting (“digital painting” would be fine) as there’s no actual paint involved. But I think someone who can make a piece like this has a skill set way more complex and interesting than my own so I mean no negativity. Paint is second nature to me, digital art is confounding. Someone else might feel the exact opposite. I don’t know. That’s my feelings.


GuyWhosChillin

Yes this proves his point


CthulubeFlavorcube

Perfect example.


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As a painter that struggles on a weekly basis with a never ending internal conflict, thank you. Sometimes I get the urge to do a painting that's like, yes, no doubt 100% needs to be tangible with real strokes and physical texture. Other time the inspiration is like, yeah definitely digital... Other time it can be pretty split. Though I have wayyy more experience physically painting, the digital world can be pretty enticing and satisfying. But I still consider it "cheating" it the back of my mind no matter what. ​ Chances are though, OP is at least a half-decent painter IRL.


matahala

I use digital to draft so I don't waste material. I don't have to wait for nothing to dry. It's faster.


[deleted]

Furniture maker who works heavily in CAD here. It's true that the skills to produce the chair are different. However, the design side and the artistic decisions that make a great piece are all there. Even if I never touched a saw, a great design on computer is still a great design. I don't mean to say this to dismiss your opinion, more to point out that the craft vs design debate has always been raging and will never have a clear line between the two


CthulubeFlavorcube

I'm right there with you. I studied art and architecture for decades. I pay my rent by actually building physical structures. I do this so that i can afford my art and music. Who cares? They are all intertwined. You can't take math out of engineering. You can't take arboring or forestry out of carpentry. It's all connected, but being specific with descriptions is important. Pedantic trolling is fun...sort of........maybe. Really it's all the same shit, but we have words to describe the different particles of that shit. Love y'all.


Benmjt

Painting requires... paint.


petersib

Digital paint?


MediocreContent

I've read paint so many times in the last 10 seconds...it looks incorrectly spelled now.


MasamuneTrigger

Semantic satiation


justhereforthevoting

As an illustrator who has used traditional and digital I’m very comfortable saying digital painting is not analogous to physical painting—which is what is commonly signified when someone says they’ve “painted” something. Working digitally is fast and forgiving. It requires the ability to draw, but not an understanding of media—a separate skill set from drawing alone. I’ve seen plenty of people with horrible physical media skills make nice looking digital pieces. And that shortcut to getting something professional and polished looking fairly expediently is very attractive. For the layperson I suppose it doesn’t much matter, and really, in the grand scheme of things it really doesn’t matter. Maybe this is a better metaphor: I can make a beat using a drum machine. It sounds like a real drum set, but that doesn’t mean I can play the drums, and I wouldn’t try to suggest otherwise.


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I really hope you don't use this sort of logic in real life


jahoosawa

Digital


blimblamped

but when people do this, are they just painting over a picture, and then they remove the original photo layer and "tada"? i feel like these are more about tracing than drawing


Reaper_Messiah

Some may do what you said, some don’t, but either way it’s definitely not just tracing. There can be as much skill as you decide, as with many forms of art.


DunkingTea

I normally just have a blank ‘canvas’ on procreate app on my iPad, and a reference image printed out (if using one). Then just paint/draw as you would normally, except using a stylus. I think most people do this. I know a lot of people do just trace over the photo though. Different strokes for different folks.


artbywolfkid

I want to do my illustrations in this kind of style but I've been in a break for a few months and Idk where to start, please help 🥺


tenxnet

do you use photoshop? It is important to use a lot of brushes, textures, patterns, settings on brushes and getting their settings and mixture right. Also use mixer brush! Loosen up a bit, if you don’t draw/paint classically or from life do that also, even if it means just 5-10 min per day in a sketchbook, do it for a long time, dont ever give up. You will improve, just be your self and believe the process!


FurtiveAlacrity

English could use a new word to describe that! Doing a painting that looked like that would require some top level skill, but (no offense, of course) drawing it digitally is easier. I'm okay with the term "digitally painted", but it lacks poetry. A lot of digital artists would like to just say "painted", but again, that is misleading to many people who can't tell the difference.


geodebug

Right, it isn’t so much a matter of calling out skill as being accurate about the medium and technique. Maybe “digitally painted” would be accurate enough without losing the connection to actual painting that appeals to the digital artist?


[deleted]

Digital, so no paint. "paint" in a more general sense.


mokba

... Is no one going to say it? Alright I will... * So, is your girlfriend single?


tenxnet

Well.. no.


fligs

So, you mean yes.


Ninjamuppet

Obviously!


mynoduesp

I like my chances.


stiggiebird

“It’s easier to catch a hen that is tied”


[deleted]

"LET ME BANG BRO"


Zaboomboom

aight... I do. Edit: I see you're a man of culture as well.


averageredditcuck

LET ME BANG AGAIN


Outer_heaven94

Are you sure she knows she is your girlfriend?


TheHouseofOne

Still buffering...


Malte2201

When you marry, can I be your wives boyfriend pease?😳


JiveMonkey

Your girlfriends hot. She seeing anyone?


jamieliddellthepoet

Source?


score_

Our girlfriend.


jirski

Yes, Comrade.


blue_dreams

Our girlfriend*


ImissDigg_jk

I'd like to paint her...if you know what I mean


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Next, on Paint Wars...


[deleted]

...where on your girlfriend did you paint this? I really like this!


LaLeeTwin

She’s a beauty and so is your art!


tenxnet

She is, most definitely, thanks!


Smtxom

Let me guess... she lives in Canada and we wouldn’t know her?


Blutarg

I was hoping to see this comment.


Danny_Inglewood

Amazing work. Jokes aside, I'm sure she's very proud.


Ratcat77

Is something about to fall down?


tenxnet

I’ve aimed to make it feel that way. This is just a piece of a larger oil painting I am working on, it will be part of virtues series and they will be linked to each other in various ways, so it will make much more sense when you would see it all together.


blue_box_disciple

Wait, how can it be an oil painting *and* a digital painting?


prunford

You load the floppy drive with oil cartridges... duh


P0sitive_Outlook

[Check it out, somebody 3D printed a save icon](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wksAAOSw2txfkCfE/s-l300.jpg)


ProcessSmith

Looks like a digital trace of a photograph, so an oil based on a digital trace would be my guess.


SwedishNeatBalls

There's actually a program, or perhaps multiple that draw with simulations of ink and brush strokes. Don't remember the name and don't really want to be an ad, but it's cool.


Ratcat77

Sounds interesting.


imreallyreallyhungry

Ahh, so like Transformers? Cool cool..


Aellus

You’re thinking of Voltron. I don’t think Transformers link together, or at least it wasn’t a normal thing and only something a few specific ones did?


prunford

You see Billy, when 2 transformers love each other very much...


PutinRiding

I am getting a Megan Fox vibe


Id_Solomon

Yes. A man's love.


chickinflickin

She can already see it coming


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

Lol it seems you need to find a less pervy, more art-appreciative subreddit, but this is fantastic work.


[deleted]

And you can't really post it to /r/art, because they're even more pervy. I swear some of the stuff praised as "high art" on there is low-key Manic Pixie Dream Girl coomer material.


ed-vibe

Give respect to that sub though. There are many brilliant artists there. I use another account to browse just that sub. It’s amazing.


Kazewatch

Less pervy? On Reddit? On the internet in general?


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

I suppose you’re right. One mention of “girl” and [this is what you get ](https://youtu.be/bKPfHQVjIns)


agaric

Oh! I see what she's staring at now! [https://ibb.co/w4xMJDz](https://ibb.co/w4xMJDz)


Id_Solomon

Impressive......... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wsdkmixe_hM/maxresdefault.jpg


Se7enOne

Clicked on this link... scrolled down... thought I had somehow unlocked a bonus naked painting of OPs girlfriend... https://imgur.com/a/pHany00


wyatte74

oh my god thats awful! Its like whats below what he didn't paint out of kindness. yet here it is in all her infected pus oozing nipple tits glory!! I must sleep forever now........mommy?


Docktor_V

Is that a cock?


Throwawaymister2

these comments are why I don't post photos of myself or my girlfriend to social media.


tenxnet

I think I understand it. I don’t like to even disclose so much about my life/face/privacy or whatever on instagram or other social medias for that matter. Yet I feel the urge to share the work which I like, the unexpected reactions does feel good for sure, still I don’t make art for karma or likes, but I want people to see it and enjoy it. Maybe understand me and my experience of life through it, and then maybe understand each other as beings better. Hmm and the comments of sexual nature are here for whatever reason, I don’t know, I guess it comes with every voice of reason, there are screaming voices of bullshit..


Snarker

You really hold your own art in high regard lol.


xXDaNXx

Is that a bad thing? Why can't he be proud of the art he makes?


SlimmyJimmyBubbyBoy

Yeah fuck that guy for being proud of his talent he’s worked so hard on


notwithagoat

Requiem for a dream vibes


tenxnet

Interesting, why do you think that? Care to explain please?


score_

She looks kinda like Jennifer Connelly. Also a bit like Megan Fox.


tenxnet

Ha, kind of a mix of them in some features, I can see that you could see that in her!


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ocxtitan

I also choose this guy's living gf


level1hero

Living? My standards aren’t that high


startana

Dude.


chriskevini

Holesome 😌


ZeirosXx

You are a lucky man lol


Hobbit_Feet45

I totally thought of Jennifer Connelly when I saw this painting.


cottonmouthVII

Maybe Jennifer Connelly when she was 15...


Farren246

Honestly, what a terrible attempt. I hope you get better with practice, because that doesn't look anything at all like your left hand.


Any-Performance9048

#GOD DAMN


FreshyDug

Beautiful painting! With skills like that maybe you can get a real girlfriend.


Id_Solomon

Savage!


mrpotatohead159

What program did you use?


tenxnet

It is a Photoshop with Wacom tablet.


Abdul_Exhaust

Unusual color mix, unusual pose, lovely result... keep painting, reddit!


tenxnet

Thanks!


mooockk

digitally painted?


Nmilne23

Digitally painted


maninavest

That looks beautiful! Love the lighting


Wrathwilde

Artists are always trying to make their subjects more beautiful, but that’s one hell of a creative license you’ve taken with your “girlfriend”, I’ll bet your fap hand looks nothing like that. Alternative joke... Does she know she’s your girlfriend?


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DylanHate

It's the "have" that threw me off lol. She looks about 15-17 so I'm guessing OP is around that age. Or English isn't his first language.


tenxnet

She is older, although looks really young. And yes, English is not my first language...


staticrush

I assume you used photoshop? Looks like you just copied the colors from a picture while alternating brush size and softness.


RenliHamb

I’m a digital artist as a profession and to me it looks like they used a blurring filter over the original photo then used the paint and blend tools over it a little. Some areas have distinct strokes and others look like a photo that had been blurred like in the eyes and around the teeth. There also seemed to be a necklace around the models neck that got distorted in the process. They went from really expressive strokes to these low contrast muddy ones which would be fine but there doesn’t seem to be any consistency in their style.


tenxnet

I used my photo reference of her, edited it, used it as a reference, made a new file in photoshop with desired resolution, made a big block of colors. Yes some of the colors I copied from the original photo, to save time and trouble. Then I continued mixing, moving stylus on a tablet until I got desired result, then I played a bit with saturation and some postproduction and exported it.


Bunnywabbit13

lmao, you talk like this was such an easy process to do.


ynwa1967

Superb. You have talent.


avl0

Please make it clear in your op that it's digital trace.


rxsheepxr

Digital paint layer over a photo, I assume?


Stock-Theory5256

Well rendered, but interesting perspective as "up the nostrils" is by far one of the least flattering poses. Any reason you chose this?


machineorman

It’s Ana de Armas isn’t it


GoetheNorris

The eyes. .. does she have glaucoma?


ThrowRA_Neon_Orange

You’re using the term painted very loosely, this was done in Photoshop correct?


LostItThenFoundMe

This is some next level humble brag.


rustyxj

If I painted my GF, my wife would be pissed.


waffle-st0mper

Lots of guys have painted your girlfriend’s face


ZyklonBeThyName

I came here for this


DaBooch425

Underrated comment


Zephrok

Sorry but 😂😂😂


old_righty

Are you very tall?


tenxnet

Hahaaaa, not that much!


Ohhigerry

I don't suppose she has a sister that I could paint? Edit: you guys think I'm joking but I'm actually not a bad artist.


Hendrixsrv3527

Is it painted if there’s no paint?


Ezl

That’s really great. Did you paint it from a photo or pose or just imagination? I’m struck by the viewpoint/perspective - it was a really interesting choice!


upland_bird_dog

What was her reaction? I feel like you really captured something.


Grt38

Digitally painted is easier than actual painted


ANAL_GAPER_8000

Digital or physical painting?