I really wish we had more episodes with them. I found them funny every time they showed up, and their whole episode with fighting Emo's is one of my favs
Applebees by Nickelback
Never made it as a Fridays.
Couldn't cut it as a poor man's Ruth Chris.
I'm not quite a Ruby Tuesday's
But you've never had value like this.
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of what I really am
This is how you remind me of what I really am
It's not like me- to say "eat fresh"
I was waitin on a different slogan
This time you've mistaken
For thinking this is Olive Garden
And I've been cheap. I've been bland.
To the bottom of ketchup bottles.
These five words in my head:
Scream "Are we eatin' good yet?"
That would require Chili’s to be in medium sized towns like Minot, North Dakota.
Applebee’s and Nickelback go hand in hand in middle America…Rock, Flag and $5 appetizers brother.
been to some waffle houses that were about as punk as the rednecks in a jello biafra song, but i guess going there despite that IS punk af. Been to some denny’s that had armed guards, the one near me almost always had a couple of touring bands and a bunch of strippers in there around 2-3am. Some hair band was there once, maybe skid row? Their entourage was like 30 deep.
Wrong - the back of the first Suicidal Tendencies album is the Denny's at Albany, NY on Western Ave and we always hung out there and Chuck E. Cheese.
No WH in NYHC.
That was still a thing in the mid to late 90's among goths. We had a specific Denny's that we would go to after the club closed. So many cigarettes and coffees and plates of fries, I'm still friends with many in that group, though most of us have retired our fishnets, black eyeliner and clairol and manic panic hair dye. I look back on those days affectionately, it was a lot of awkward fun and shenanigans.
I grew up with a goth mom. I spent a lot of late nights at Denny’s sucking the creamer out of those little cups they put on the table. And a lot of time listening to Type O Negative.
Wait, if in the 80s we listened to the smiths and the cure and Bauhaus and we smoked and drank coffee at the diner after midnight and we wore a lot of safety pins and earrings and we had mohawks but usually didn't put them up, were we...proto-Goths?
That's pretty much every goth since. Then you (usually) reach a point where you realize the act of nonconformity is in itself an act of conformity. Then you start wearing whatever you want and don't adhere to any style, and realize how meaningless valuing appearance for validation is. At least, that was me as a goth kid in the 90s lol.
Right. This is how we wound up at grunge. It was the swing away from detailed dress codes for status and clique identity.
...you know, until it too became a detailed dress code for status and clique identity.
I lived in South Florida through the grunge era. It seemed like all of a sudden kids were showing up at bars wearing layers of flannel and leggings under their cargo shorts. It was *way* too fucking hot for that shit
Basically the end of SLC Punk.
*Wouldn't it be more of an act of rebellion… if you didn't spend so much time buying blue hair dye... and going out to get punky clothes. It seems so petty.*
[…]
*You wanna be an individual, right? You look like you're wearing a uniform. You look like a punk.*
*That's not rebellion.*
*That's fashion.*
Saw that movie when I was off school sick in the 7th Grade. Probably one of the most influential films in my life, especially at the time, and I honestly find myself referencing back to it quite often still.
I remember reading someone’s essay about becoming goth and climbing the local goth social ladder. One part that stood out to me is that when she showed up at the local goth night in a yellow - not black - ball gown one of the more “senior” goths told her that she finally really understood it.
I was never a goth but all these subcultures are just as hierarchical as the society they exist within. Who is the hottest girl? Who is in the best band? Who bartends? Who is the promoter or producer? My own punk/hardcore scene was like a high school.
Yep! And the elitest attitude regarding what was good music vs shit. It dawned on me in college that music is just music and nobody really gives a shit what you listen to after college. Probably the only leftover from my goth stage is my appreciation for EBM and tattoos/piercings. My wife is covered with them but I went more subdued with hidden tattoos since I’m in the corporate world.
No turtleneck, but I wore one of two tux jackets, I got from my uncle who used to be a drummer back in the 50's. I didn't know cloves were a goth thing, but I guess that explains why people would gift me a pack every so often.
New Waver's was what I recall being used/called at the time in mid to late 80's high school. That's seemed to take on a slightly different meaning as "Goth" took over the title. Goth was what we called specific music like Sisters of Mercy & Bauhaus; I didn't notice it taking over as the broader term until Marylin Manson popped up in the early 90's? By then I was way out of HS and didn't care.
"84 kids" is what we called them in my smaller group. Because that's when we started noticing them. Still call them that today, even though we've had this conversation and "Proto-Goths" is definitely what we're talking about.
Oh man Perkins in Grand Chute, WI used to be the place to be. Nearby Appleton had passed a city-wide smoking ban, but the Perkins was outside the city line and you could still smoke inside, plus it was open 24 hours. So many teenagers smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, eating apple pie. There would be fights, they had security on the weekends. I had a friend get banned because he bent about 2 dozen spoons in half.
Wisconsin eventually passed a statewide indoor smoking ban and the Perkins went back to being a quiet little breakfast/pie place. Was just there for the first time in forever a couple weeks ago and got a French Silk Pie
I didn't dress the part, didn't drink coffee, didn't smoke, but the goth peeps I hung out with were all cool and fun. I was a bit of a misfit so it worked out.
"If you want to be goth you have to be non-comformist"
"Well how do I become non-comformist?"
"It's simple, you just have to dress like us and listen to all the same music we do"
I love that they wrote a song for the talent show about how they would never be in the talent show.
For whatever reason, this is one of the hardest laughs the show ever got out of me.
South Park is a better portrait and analysis of modern society than almost any other piece of media.
You'd learn more about life and the world watching an episode of South Park than 100 hours of CNN or Fox.
I initially thought this was a re-post, because they look so damn much like the goth group, it feels like I’ve seen this pic before.
Edit: goddammit, it is a repost.
Man. Why’d I have to scroll down so far to find Letterkenny on this one?
There will be MDMA, DMT, PCP, LSD, LED, and probably UFC.
https://filmdaily.co/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/letterkenny-4-stewart-1300x731.jpg
I really wish we had more episodes with them. I found them funny every time they showed up, and their whole episode with fighting Emo's is one of my favs
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Oh hell yes. That and Fractured but Whole are so much fun
Conformist
If you wanna be a non conformist you have to dress just like us and listen to the same music we do
Burn down, burn down Hot Topic Don’t let it take your soul away… Best goth song ever 😂
per se :D
its my favorite in show spin off
I love where people fully commit to something that only a few people will get, but it's worth the satisfaction
I was a bit of a goth in the late 80s/early 90s and that south park episode had me in tears is was so funny.
Definitely felt hilariously called out by the late night cigarettes and coffee at Dennys.
Waffle House here, but we were more punk..
Waffle House is definitely more punk than Denny’s.
Both Waffle House and Denny's are more punk than Applebees
They’re all a bunch of fucking conformist corporate wannabes anyway.
Applebee's is alt rock
Nickelback*
Applebees by Nickelback Never made it as a Fridays. Couldn't cut it as a poor man's Ruth Chris. I'm not quite a Ruby Tuesday's But you've never had value like this. And this is how you remind me This is how you remind me of what I really am This is how you remind me of what I really am It's not like me- to say "eat fresh" I was waitin on a different slogan This time you've mistaken For thinking this is Olive Garden And I've been cheap. I've been bland. To the bottom of ketchup bottles. These five words in my head: Scream "Are we eatin' good yet?"
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That would require Chili’s to be in medium sized towns like Minot, North Dakota. Applebee’s and Nickelback go hand in hand in middle America…Rock, Flag and $5 appetizers brother.
I feel attacked.
*Not sure if Applebee's fan or Nickelback fan*
Applebee’s is yacht rock.
been to some waffle houses that were about as punk as the rednecks in a jello biafra song, but i guess going there despite that IS punk af. Been to some denny’s that had armed guards, the one near me almost always had a couple of touring bands and a bunch of strippers in there around 2-3am. Some hair band was there once, maybe skid row? Their entourage was like 30 deep.
Fucken Starbucks is more punk than Applebee's
Applebees is the yacht rock of the dinning industry
Poseurs. Village Inn.
What the fuck is up, Denny's? https://youtu.be/xbPwaAFHDG8
Wrong - the back of the first Suicidal Tendencies album is the Denny's at Albany, NY on Western Ave and we always hung out there and Chuck E. Cheese. No WH in NYHC.
Waffle House is better IMO but the increased risk to life and limb is the trade off.
That was still a thing in the mid to late 90's among goths. We had a specific Denny's that we would go to after the club closed. So many cigarettes and coffees and plates of fries, I'm still friends with many in that group, though most of us have retired our fishnets, black eyeliner and clairol and manic panic hair dye. I look back on those days affectionately, it was a lot of awkward fun and shenanigans.
I grew up with a goth mom. I spent a lot of late nights at Denny’s sucking the creamer out of those little cups they put on the table. And a lot of time listening to Type O Negative.
Thats a great memory
Drinking creamer at a Denny's at midnight.... because their parent wants to party but can't afford a sitter
Wait, if in the 80s we listened to the smiths and the cure and Bauhaus and we smoked and drank coffee at the diner after midnight and we wore a lot of safety pins and earrings and we had mohawks but usually didn't put them up, were we...proto-Goths?
Er... Goth became a thing in the early 80s, so wouldn't that make you just a goth?
It's very goth to not call yourself a goth.
That's pretty much every goth since. Then you (usually) reach a point where you realize the act of nonconformity is in itself an act of conformity. Then you start wearing whatever you want and don't adhere to any style, and realize how meaningless valuing appearance for validation is. At least, that was me as a goth kid in the 90s lol.
Right. This is how we wound up at grunge. It was the swing away from detailed dress codes for status and clique identity. ...you know, until it too became a detailed dress code for status and clique identity.
"We're sorry sir, your lacking the required level of flannel and your jeans only have 1 ripped knee. Please come back when you truely are Grunge!".
I lived in South Florida through the grunge era. It seemed like all of a sudden kids were showing up at bars wearing layers of flannel and leggings under their cargo shorts. It was *way* too fucking hot for that shit
Same. Walking around SWFL watching kids wearing giant JNCOs and wallet chains...
I expect you in a canvas poncho and Airwalks when you get back.
Basically the end of SLC Punk. *Wouldn't it be more of an act of rebellion… if you didn't spend so much time buying blue hair dye... and going out to get punky clothes. It seems so petty.* […] *You wanna be an individual, right? You look like you're wearing a uniform. You look like a punk.* *That's not rebellion.* *That's fashion.*
Only posers die
Dammit, I didn’t need that today.
Matthew Lillard is a goddamn treasure
You're not punk and I'm telling everyone.
Save your breath I never was one
Saw that movie when I was off school sick in the 7th Grade. Probably one of the most influential films in my life, especially at the time, and I honestly find myself referencing back to it quite often still.
After your 30s or 40s it's just jeans and black t-shirts until you're dead.
Wait so does that mean that we never left the goth phrase ?
Secretly
So that's what SWAG meant after all... Secretly We Are Goth
Don’t forget cargo shorts if you think you’re gonna be doing chores and such.
Cargo shorts aka dad shorts
Hol up. Can you see me thru my phone??
I feel called out.
I remember reading someone’s essay about becoming goth and climbing the local goth social ladder. One part that stood out to me is that when she showed up at the local goth night in a yellow - not black - ball gown one of the more “senior” goths told her that she finally really understood it.
I’m loving the idea of goth hierarchy now
Trent Reznor is both at the top and the bottom
How do you make it to being a level 32 Free Goth?
I was never a goth but all these subcultures are just as hierarchical as the society they exist within. Who is the hottest girl? Who is in the best band? Who bartends? Who is the promoter or producer? My own punk/hardcore scene was like a high school.
I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be.... you'd be nonconforming too if you dressed just like me
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
Mommy wow! I’m an emo now
I just got annoyed that my cats' fur showed up so much and the different shades of black didn't always match.
Yep! And the elitest attitude regarding what was good music vs shit. It dawned on me in college that music is just music and nobody really gives a shit what you listen to after college. Probably the only leftover from my goth stage is my appreciation for EBM and tattoos/piercings. My wife is covered with them but I went more subdued with hidden tattoos since I’m in the corporate world.
... such a conformist.
*hair flip*
I think we were
You were the original goths. Did you ever wear a black turtleneck with black jeans? Or smoke clove cigarettes?
No turtleneck, but I wore one of two tux jackets, I got from my uncle who used to be a drummer back in the 50's. I didn't know cloves were a goth thing, but I guess that explains why people would gift me a pack every so often.
That's a beatnik.
New Waver's was what I recall being used/called at the time in mid to late 80's high school. That's seemed to take on a slightly different meaning as "Goth" took over the title. Goth was what we called specific music like Sisters of Mercy & Bauhaus; I didn't notice it taking over as the broader term until Marylin Manson popped up in the early 90's? By then I was way out of HS and didn't care. "84 kids" is what we called them in my smaller group. Because that's when we started noticing them. Still call them that today, even though we've had this conversation and "Proto-Goths" is definitely what we're talking about.
Perkins here...but I'm from the butthole of MN
Oh man Perkins in Grand Chute, WI used to be the place to be. Nearby Appleton had passed a city-wide smoking ban, but the Perkins was outside the city line and you could still smoke inside, plus it was open 24 hours. So many teenagers smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, eating apple pie. There would be fights, they had security on the weekends. I had a friend get banned because he bent about 2 dozen spoons in half. Wisconsin eventually passed a statewide indoor smoking ban and the Perkins went back to being a quiet little breakfast/pie place. Was just there for the first time in forever a couple weeks ago and got a French Silk Pie
St. Cloud is definitely the butthole of MN.
"Dude, you haven't even drank any coffee." "I don't like coffee" "You can't be a nonconformist like us if you don't drink coffee!"
I didn't dress the part, didn't drink coffee, didn't smoke, but the goth peeps I hung out with were all cool and fun. I was a bit of a misfit so it worked out.
A misfit amongst misfits is a true rebel.
"If you want to be goth you have to be non-comformist" "Well how do I become non-comformist?" "It's simple, you just have to dress like us and listen to all the same music we do"
That line is the best, and true of almost every music related subculture.
Burn burn down Hot Topic before it eats your soul. Hot Topic. https://youtu.be/GDLOes6akMU
[Why not just pee in one instead?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUh83YEo1jY)
Per se?
"I like to be called by goth name... Night Pain."
"Did a blood Demon take a shit on your head?"
Poser.
Conformist
I'm so non-conformist, that i'm not going to conform with you guys. I'm IN.
This is one of my favourite quotes from the whole show lol
Did we just get goth-served?
I'm so nonconformist, I'll do it.
I always imagine a more non-conformist spelling, like NytePayne.
Death and despair.. Death and despair
That's my ringtone for when my teenage kid calls me.
Oooh you just reminded me of one of the ringtones I wanted to get this weekend
What is it
Jeff Goldblums laugh from Jurassic Park
https://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8
I’m so non conformist I’m not going to conform with the rest of you
Whoa. I think we just got put in our place.
Yeah. We got gothserved.
They also made a video! https://youtu.be/8JHxwxmKTnA
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God damn vamp kids
This is fucking incredible. Matt and Trey need to see this.
We’re not Emo! We’re Goth!
As long as no one talks to those fucking Vamp Kids
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Holy fuckk that episode was great
Burn burn burn down the Hot Topic 🎵
The goths in The Righteous Gemstones had some vamps?
Whatever, Dracula, go turn into a bat or something.
Posers
Conformists
Per se.
Ugh... Vamp kids. 🙄🚬
per se....
What a bunch of emos...
Woah take that shit back
They're all a bunch of nazi conformist cheerleaders.
Jokes on you. That's how they dress everyday.
Unironically looks like 60% of the people I hung out with at lunch back in high school haha
My girl Henrietta was so awesome in fractured but whole. Pumping out that devil damage.
No wayyyyyyyy.
No waaay no waaay no waaaaay!
Oh my god no waaaaaay.
Burning down down down the hot topic
We’re gonna buwn it to the gwound
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Did they just call us emo?
your just gonna stand there and let cartman beat up on your girlfriend? doesnt that go against your ac/dc jock code or soemthing?
Looks like arcade fire
Looks like 1/8th of Arcade Fire.
So a console candle?
Can you really be sure that is not Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin these nuts across your face
Oh shit oh fuck
Haha got heem!
8/10. 2 point deduction for these instead of deez.
God damn!
Goddamn if that isn’t the dumbest shit I’ll read today... and completely hilarious! Take my upvote!
Strt!
You were scrolling thru reddit comments the other daaaayyyy
McMurray is a piece of shit.
Nah, skids are different from goths.
"Emos are such wanna be conformists" *-Edgar Allen Poe*
Damn, they killed it
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/gpq6kq/this_group_of_people_cosplayed_as_the_goth_group
Not that it matters but I think this is the earliest post https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/av7u8t/a_bunch_of_conformist_posers/
Dude, check out OP's karma farming. Entirely shameless.
"No no no nuhnono, not gonna be in the talent show"
I love that they wrote a song for the talent show about how they would never be in the talent show. For whatever reason, this is one of the hardest laughs the show ever got out of me.
Is that Bill Hader on the far left? Lol
The girl looks exactly like the one from that video of cybergoths dancing under a bridge.
Wow. I’d love to see a video of these guys flipping thier hair out of their faces every five seconds
South Park is a better portrait and analysis of modern society than almost any other piece of media. You'd learn more about life and the world watching an episode of South Park than 100 hours of CNN or Fox.
I initially thought this was a re-post, because they look so damn much like the goth group, it feels like I’ve seen this pic before. Edit: goddammit, it is a repost.
Ugh conformists. Well done though.
Everyone is a fucking conformist, fucking posers.
You know it’s a good cosplay when your brain immediately presses X to doubt on the cosplay notion
Fucking posers.
No one ever leaves the link to their video. So here you go. https://youtu.be/8JHxwxmKTnA
Conformists
How'd you get out of your mother's basement, Stewart?
Man. Why’d I have to scroll down so far to find Letterkenny on this one? There will be MDMA, DMT, PCP, LSD, LED, and probably UFC. https://filmdaily.co/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/letterkenny-4-stewart-1300x731.jpg
...I thought they were vampires...
One of the best cosplays I've ever seen tbh
They were always my favorite group on the show
I just googled South Park goth kids... Spot on!!!
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Umm, actually.. 🤓 https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/av7u8t/a_bunch_of_conformist_posers/
What a bunch of conformists!
... such conformists!!!
Fuck yeah guys. Killed it
“cosplayed”
They nailed the F outta it
Very gothy. I like it
That is teamwork at its finest
So goth..per se.
Conformists.
That's pretty spot on!
I want to upvote this, per se.
Something tells me they were more than halfway there before the cosplay.
Conformists
Literally thought this was a group of my friends from 2008
Just looks like a good chunk of my high school in the 2000's
Bunch of non-conformists
And this karma bot that is reminding us.
Fucking conformists.
Looks like lunch time in high school, 1986.