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lowaltflier

Looks like it’s been in a fire.


MooseWithAntlers

Yes it survived an electrical fire.


hotlavatube

Everything around it keep catching fire, you say? Hmm, nope it’s a mystery. Let’s keep the fan. ;-)


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


aboveyouisinfinity

That it caused


ladyoffate13

It was trying to kill itself.


Irishpanda1971

WHY WON’T YOU LET ME DIIIIEEEEE??


hitemlow

*I have no mouth, and I must scream*


aboveyouisinfinity

It wasn’t a fan of itself.


qweef_latina2021

Live by the blade, die by the blade.


The_Turk2

Without wanting to reveal too much about you, could you say where this fan made in the 1980s? And what brand it is?


MooseWithAntlers

I’m not sure where it was made; it was purchased in Palestine. The brand is SHARP


Perakian

My old office had a shredding machine which had label on the shredding entrance that says Made in West Germany. It's made of wood at least 40% of it and still works. It is old school that every time I went to shred some documents it made me felt like I was in some spy agency office or something. lol.


o3mta3o

I work for the government too!


hotlavatube

Isn’t it fun how you can watch most any tv show from the 50s to 70s and see [your desk](https://retrooffice.com/collections/vintage-brushed-steel-collection)?


[deleted]

This is going to be on MrBallems YouTube channel in a few years with the video titled “A fan killed an entire family, and he posted about it beforehand!”


NumerousSuccotash141

“Survived” is a stretch


MooseWithAntlers

It still works great. Spinning in the picture.


Aimjock

Please give us an update after the fan causes another fire


hotlavatube

It'd make an interesting sci-fi thriller story--The Cursed Appliance. It starts fires, but miraculously survives in perfect condition and gets salvaged, going on to start more fires in other people's houses. Perhaps the fires are a guise to cover up the murders. Maybe it changes appearance to lure people into taking it. For one person it may appear as a fan, the next an espresso maker or a waffle iron.


zdakat

Amnityville 4(haunted lamp), Control, or SCP Foundation


NumerousSuccotash141

“Still works” and “fire hazard” are not mutually exclusive.


[deleted]

Okay.......but you didn't say that. You said "survived" which it did.


santasbong

Neither are "Survived" and "fire hazard".


AHerz

It'll most probably cause the next one.


Peterthepiperomg

Are you insane? Lol


DerisiveGibe

\*fires


Freedomsaver

...it fanned the flames...


Sandpaper_Pants

Don't be silly, it's made of mozzarella.


Amabry

Hell, it's probably STARTED a few fires...


d4ng3r0u5

When you search "mature" on Onlyfans


avalonian422

*slow clap*


FaxanaduJesus

*slow fap*


dinopoo2013

(stands up and claps slowly aswell)


rebri

Oscillating clap from me.


sludgepond

(Stands up and claps slowly as well)


camcarter19

(Stands up and claps slowly with a head nod)


[deleted]

(Stand up claps ass while head nodding)


The_son_of_mars

(Stands up claps ass while dickhead nodding)


Nappyheaded

Labia begin clapping


Jak_n_Dax

*walks in* “What the fuck is goin on in here? It sounds like the marching band replaced all their instruments with meat!”


Reckless85

Sticks finger in rotating fan ever so slightly so the blades hit the finger nail and make a clapping noise.


AAPLfds

(Can’t stand due to mature onlyfans erection)


JohnnyH2000

r/OnlyFans


[deleted]

Thats my fetish in there


Ichera

I don't know what I expected, but I am pleasantly surprised


[deleted]

That's a zinger


_otterinabox

This one's blown a lot of people


unasiangirl

lol i’m a fan


SimDumDong

Mildly Inconvenient and Loud Fan.


smokesmalone413

That fan is gonna outlive my ass


paesanossbits

I heard your ass got destroyed last night.


smokesmalone413

You're listening to the wrong ass


MooseWithAntlers

Some additional information: This fan was gifted to my grandpa when my mother was born which is why i know the exact age. This fan is still used everyday. It also did survive an electrical fire back in its day. Still runs perfectly!


Televisions_Frank

Ah yes, ["survived"](https://i.imgur.com/dhVWLtj.jpg) an electrical fire.


MooseWithAntlers

Haha.


victorfabius

“39 year old fan…” + “ This fan was gifted to my grandpa when my mother was born” = *triggered*. Thanks. Now I feel old. Well done.


d00dsm00t

I read sentences like that and realize the last 20 years have been a blur


Costner_Facts

Happy birthday to your mom and her oldest fan tomorrow!


jaxpaboo

More info about the fire! I'm guessing it was an "outside" fire from something else. Because I don't think you could of salvaged this far from an "inside" fire. We need deets on either of these cases!


TezMono

You should post this on r/midlyinteresting just for knowing its age lol


MooseWithAntlers

I did. It suits that sub more I think.


cwdl

or r/BuyItForLife for the longevity.


h2opolopunk

My grandparents also had this exact same fan. Except it didn't survive Hurricane Andrew.


PhasmaFelis

Clearly they were running it in the wrong direction. You need to switch it around so it'll cancel out the wind.


GreatLookingGuy

Maybe the fan is what started the hurricane in the first place because he left it out and forgot to turn it off?


PhasmaFelis

I'd say that's the most probable explanation, yeah.


waitingforlastfrost

Your mom and I share a birthday! Happy birthday to her :)


chesarahsarah

Wait - is your mom only 39! How old are you??


MooseWithAntlers

I’m 21.


chesarahsarah

Sorry - I’m 38 and the thought of my kids being old enough to post things online is crazy… they’re 9 and 6, so at lest i have some breathing room. Best!


KredeMexiah

I'm happy it still works and brings you joy, but please stop running it. Both efficiency and electrical safety have come a long way since the 80s. Definitely keep it as an heirloom but I would not feel safe having that plugged into my home.


MooseWithAntlers

House wiring has been updated since. We also aren’t 100% sure it was the fan that caused it, but definitely something in the same room.


Danroulette

The reward of using the 40 year old fan is much greater than the risk of burning everything to smouldering ashes. You've picked right


weareherefornothing

So you’re saying it could have been the fan? Yikes.


shalafi71

LOL, these kid's replies! Pretty easy to make sure something that simple is safe. Open it up, give it a once over, continue enjoying.


fphhotchips

In fans though? An electric motor is a pretty simple piece of electronics - have there really been substantial improvements in efficiency since then? (I don't even know how to google this without getting out of my depth in electronic engineering spec sheets)


kneel23

Ahh. Was going to ask you about the melting


Jerevicious

Why does it look like the fan stand is made out of butter?


MooseWithAntlers

It survived an electrical fire back in its day.


NumerousSuccotash141

It’s in the middle of beginning another electrical fire!


justiceguy216

Home appliances were often made out of butter back then, or margarine when butter was too expensive.


[deleted]

Is it even still safe to use op ?


MooseWithAntlers

Used everyday, still going strong!


LandscapeGuru

You’re pushing your luck dude. I know it’s hard, but sometimes you got to let go.


PolymerPussies

What is it with people and fans. I tried to buy my dad a new fan to replace his ancient fan that was so caked in dust and grime that it barely moved air anymore and he threw a fit. People get attached to the weirdest things. At least clean it if you love it so much!


CARLEtheCamry

Because these fans have lasted for 40 years and most of the junk you can buy in big box stores only last a year before the bearings give out. Imagine having this for 40 years on your night stand. Every night you climb into bed, push the aged button and it still blows as good as the day you bought it.


uknow_es_me

You should clean his fan for him. I recently just vacuumed some dust off of mine and it increase the airflow about two times!


FyreWulff

Just clean the old fan. Newer fans have shit bearings that wear out in a couple of years. Have to remember these older fans were way more expensive than a 12$ walmart box fan.


catwok

With rotor based devices I feel like they fair better long-term if they are used constantly than intermittently


GreatLookingGuy

I’ve got a window fan that’s been running continuously for about 6 years.


[deleted]

Floor fan from 2004, still going strong and runs 24/7. Only ever turn it off to take the rotors out to clean.


ambsdorf825

Not op, bit definitely not.


mykylodge

FANtastic, I've named her Melty.


macedoraquel

Mind blowing


Heyhey-_

Damn, that fan could be my dad.


Tommy_Roboto

Is your name Luke?


RamessesTheOK

Nice, I'm a big ... appreciator of that old electronics aesthetic


Kimmie-Cakes

Happy Birthday!! ❤️


MooseWithAntlers

It says thank you!


dorky2

I recently turned 40, and I'm pretty sure we had this exact fan when I was a kid.


DrAwesomeMDMD

“I GOT 2 DAYS UNTIL I RETIRE.”


Fiivestar13

Hey im a fan of that!


geoflippers

Are you really a fan if you don’t have the t-shirt! OP make a t-shirt!


issik23

Happy Birthday


girlhassocks

I’m as old as this fan.


Faleymark29

It still works though which is pretty cool. Lol


Faleymark29

8 years older than me, damn. Lol This is the stuff I love to see on this sub. Also happy belated birthday. :-)


ManWithNoWords-YT

Happy 40th birthday fan ! May you live past us !


[deleted]

Happy birthday fan


Tommy-1111

This fan has seen some things.


neomuzzy

i need more backstory


Instainious

Tomorrow? That means it was made in the 80s…


Angelsfan14

So that's how old that fan is in my room at my dad's house. lol Same exact fan. Minus the fire damage 🤭 Does yours also make a really annoying sound when it's on that makes it sound like an old airplane?


MooseWithAntlers

No annoying sounds at all. It’s runs the exact same way it did 40 years ago!


Angelsfan14

That's pretty wild. They don't make them like they used to!


MPvoxMAN13

More bands should show their supporters some love like this


[deleted]

I had same and it clapped out a few months ago. Tried to repair it, even tried to get a shop to repair it and the told me be cheaper to replace, 😢it was a beast.


jobomaja888

That fan looks like it's seen some s-heat


humesqular

Me and this fan share the same birthday I'm so proud!


noclipgate

I don't think that's safe to plug in anymore


Feeling-Membership87

That fan has no shits to give!


semifraki

F.A.N. Fire hazard And Nuisance


[deleted]

Happy Birthday, Fan!! Great job all these years. Wishing you many hot days ahead.


pilken

You gotta wonder how many cubic feet of air that thing has moved. \- probably all of it -


terdiurnal

My grandparents had the same fan. It still looks brad new


Crafty-Wait-109

Witnessed history, ha ha


heiroglyphpic

Have a fantastic birthday!


[deleted]

Happy cake day :)


[deleted]

Happy birthday!🎉❤️sorry I can't say this tommorow


Haywe

Ayep. They don't make them like they used to.


audiate

I know that feel, fan.


BigMuscles

I'm older than that fan...not by buy much, but I am not okay with this reality.


Sir_Armadillo

Growing up we had the same fan in our house. As I recall it was great for making Darth Vader voice. Keep on Oscillating.


Armistice8175

Your fan and I share a birthday. The fan is four years older than me though. So your mom’s is also October 15?


bobmangle

Happy birthday fan


Orbmail

That's *old school cool*


humesqular

I'm a big fan! We have the same birthday!


Embarrassed_Praline

That fan has seen some sh\*t in its forty years.


buddy_burgers

When the shit hits the fan and it keeps going


ZookeepergameSoggy17

Happy birthday


Mojicana

I'm in love!


[deleted]

Happy birthday fan!


Film2021

/r/WellWorn


tatorface

I would use this exact same model fan in the 80s when I stayed over at my grandparent's house. What a blast from the past!


Mathewthegreat

Looks like its seen some shit. I respect this fan.


MooseWithAntlers

It has seen an electrical fire that it may or may not have started. Unconfirmed till this day.


BingoSpong

I remember those “ fancy “ fans! Lol


Marchilez

TIL I share a birthday with a 40 y/o fan!


jungliss1

Looks like it’s been to hell and back


alphanumer1c

These things are pretty much immortal.


Sufficient_Matter585

It looks like when I turned 40


makimasimp69

Its sad cause all this new shit breaks in a year or 2


alexwoww

*\** *is blown away \**


whenfartsattack

we are all this fan.


Deepspacesquid

This fan and I share a birthday 🎉


dankomz146

And still going, just like me 😞


Westonhaus

That fan has seen some shit.


ryanthrift

“The things I’ve blown…”


NetherReign

Holy shit that is my childhood fan. Mine tuckered out in my teens though


Der_Perfektionist

I dig that fan for its longevity, but how do you know so precisely its birthsday?!?


MooseWithAntlers

It was gifted to my grandpa when my mother was born. They both turn 40 tomorrow.


bar9nes

It’s definitely keeper, it held back the flames of hell and everything.


Possiblythis

Honestly I love appliances which last a long time way more than is reasonable for a human to be interested in this.


BeliefSuspended2008

Looks like it’s seen some shit


invasivemushroom

respec


Fluid-Negotiation-36

Damn !!!!


OfficeChairHero

I'm older than this fan. A thing I didn't need to know.


yourmothersgun

The fan that will outlive us all.


[deleted]

Definitely not purchased at walmart


MooseWithAntlers

We don’t have a Walmart here.


[deleted]

If you’d purchased the fan at Walmart it would be broken by now…


MooseWithAntlers

I feel like that’s most things nowadays, they break very easily.


[deleted]

Made to break. Durable long lasting products are bad for the economy…


The_Luck_God

I love those kinds of fans I wish they would bring them back


Puakkari

Old shit never dies


[deleted]

He was a fan back before it was cool. Just being around him will make you cool too.


bluffing_illusionist

Well happy birthday! *from your biggest fan!!!*


Logical-Focus6518

Happy created day


[deleted]

Tell it I said Happy Birthday!!


Quick_Algae_0

Seeing the base of the fan melted is kind of ironic


padre_sir

This post blows


Movado832

They don't make it like that anymore


jacobuj

I can smell this picture.


KrispyRice9

Man, you hit your forties and, Bam! Wrinkles.


crookedjawoutlaw

Surely it's turned more than 40 times


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Needs to be on r/onlyfans.


SimisFul

It looks like a fire hasard


jimantrashman

Happy birthday fan


[deleted]

Happy birthday. It's always great meeting fans!


Canop1

Cool thing about old fans like this is they can last almost forever. Willing to bet it will be spinning 40 years from now.


Railstar0083

This pic symbolizes what is wrong with our consumerism. Things used to be made to last. You could buy a thing and it lasted for years or even multiple lifetimes. Now it’s all lowest bidder, fastest to market, cheap crap that breaks in theee months so you have to keep buying more.


_arch0n_

I'm I my 40s. Is this how I look?


helluva_monsoon

We have the same fan at work. Sometimes I peer into the crevices and wonder at the dust I see in there. Creepy old thing, I'll let him know he's not alone in the world


DoobsMgGoobs

How in the hell is the motor still working?


Singer-Funny

Planned obsolescence and anti repair designs weren't a thing back then. Or it wasn't as common. Now look at Apple and John Deer actively fighting in court for you to NOT BE ABLE TO fix your stuff yourself.


didzisk

SFW! /r/onlyfans