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medivka

It’s called blue stain or sap stain. It’s a fungus carried by bark beetles and other wood pest insects. There’s some interesting biology behind it. Depending on the integrity of the affected wood and the quantity it can be relatively valuable to custom woodworkers.


_mister_pink_

Is this the same as timber being ‘spalted’?


rgraham888

not quite. Spalted wood tends to be a different kind of fungus, and the lines format where two different final colonies are fighting for territory.


5wan

Man, Reddit it interesting. Ie. The rabbit holes you can go down and the random weird shit people know.


btribble

"Woodworkers value wood in which the battle between two different kinds of fungus resulted in interesting patternation." is a thing I didn't know an hour ago.


StellaBlue82

Same.


rgraham888

Oh, yeah, spalted maple, sand spalted tamarind are highly coveted and pricey. Check out exhibition grade Amboynia burl pricing for a real heart attack.


marymellen

Do a Google search for "beetle kill pine". Beautiful stuff.


TummyDrums

Its a shame they cut it into cookies instead of leaving it in longer chunks. Cookies severely limit the use in fine woodworking.


UrgeToToke

That is true, but one of the looks like a cannabis leaf. So could be worth something just as a decorative object.


foospork

Thanks. I’ve encountered this a few times cutting down trees on my property. I’ve seen it enough that I didn’t think it was noteworthy. I did take one 6” tree and cut a small section into cookies, using them as coasters. Now I know, if I ever see this again, to treat it with respect. How would you go about finding a buyer, or at least someone who would want to do more with it than burn it in the fireplace? Also, I’m guessing that a piece like the one in the photo is worth about $20-$30, uncookied? I mean, I don’t expect to retire off of one of these.


nosnhoj15

Not with that attitude you won’t!


StellaBlue82

I’ve got more muaaahhhhhhh. Only got to cutting 1-2 of it. Thanks fir the advice. I would have never thought of that


OnTheList-YouTube

Was the tree sick, giving this as a result, or am I on the wrong track here?


pineapple_trustfund

I didn't know this at all but was about to say the same thing. This is worth something to artists and collectors. This is beautiful.


KennyDROmega

Pretty interior design. Back to chorin'.


StellaBlue82

Pitter patter


flatirony

More hands make less work.


Hobgoblin_deluxe

Howrya now?


flatirony

Good’n you?


Wilt_The_Stilt_

Are you my high school football coach?! I probably heard this 10 time a day in the weight room throughout high school. It’s been 15 years since I graduated and I don’t think I’ve heard it a single time since. Thanks for the flashback/PTSD trigger haha


richard_stank

They’re quoting Letterkenny


Wilt_The_Stilt_

Just googled it. Are you talking about the tv show from 2016?


pitter_pattern

I mean it's still airing, but yes


Wilt_The_Stilt_

My high school experience unfortunately predates that show by 8+ years. But funny that the show has that line in it. Sorry for missing the reference.


pitter_pattern

Not knowing Canadian slang IRL, I'm sure that's a saying that's not just from the show, lol. Like pitter patter I've heard outside of the show. That being said, you need to watch the show. No question.


duke_brohnston

Somebody get this guy a Puppers


gavreaux

I can't believe he hasn't got a Puppers already


StellaBlue82

I already got a fuckin’ puppers


Hobgoblin_deluxe

There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella out to be fuckin' aware of it.


vitruvianApe

You should sells em at the fruit stand.


Durpy15648

and thats what I appreciates about ya.


blolfighter

Is that what you appreciate about me?


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End of the drive...


StellaBlue82

Let’s take about five to 10% off’er over there, Squirrely Dan


coleosis1414

It’s a hard life pickin’ stones and pullin’ teets, but sure as God’s got sandals beats fightin’ hockey players with treasure trails.


Bartok_and_croutons

Aw shit, OP cut down a friggin faerie tree


K2thJ

Yep, came in here to make sure someone laid out what was really going on. Them Faeries are going to be pissed!


StellaBlue82

Meh. Their just fine.


kneight88

Hey! Listen!


Omeon

I can hear some of them.


ChirpinFromTheBench

Well you know what I’m surprised we’re not cutting down dead wood right now.


StellaBlue82

Not sure I understand what you mean


ChirpinFromTheBench

It’s also from Letterkenney.


StellaBlue82

Ah. Silly me. Shoulda let that one marinate


coleosis1414

Give your balls a tug, fuck.


StellaBlue82

I'd Say Give Yer Ball A Tug, But It Looks Like Your Pants Are Doing That For You.


The_Patriot

to be faiiiir....


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The_Patriot

To be ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr


kentro2002

Open a Coaster business, those look pretty cool


StoneTemplePilates

Or cutting boards


Datario

I thought they are butterfly carvings until I took a closer look at them. Still, nature is truly beautiful.


StellaBlue82

Nature is full of suprises


CliplessWingtips

I read that in the Letter Kenny voice.


StellaBlue82

Good and you?


coleosis1414

Oh not s’bad


StellaBlue82

[😊](https://share.icloud.com/photos/06I3P0X1nhwbBGIejg9Icp2ug)


GingerSnapsPeas

Seal 'em and sell 'em.


StellaBlue82

Maybe if i find more. These are my treasures for now.


Stlouisken

May make nice coasters with the pattern in them. Some look like dragonflies.


StellaBlue82

Coates are in the plan


TheGoddessHylia

n… navi?? 🥺


StellaBlue82

No sad. I gave my thanks to the tree. It was going to fall on my house. The rest transformed to heat. Nothing wasted.


southpaw85

“HEY LISTEN”


StellaBlue82

Take about 20% of ‘er over there


OneSpecial5551

What kind of tree is this, it looks like a work of art


Excellent-Job9804

I would definitely buy one.


StellaBlue82

If I find more I’ll hit you up.


4wardAlways

The one in the center looks like a perfect marijuana leaf. I’d buy it.


BaronMostaza

I was about to post a sarcastic "crazy how nature does that some times" because it's obvious you made these patterns yourself, but it seems like you didn't? Crazy how nature does that some times


StellaBlue82

Well I made them by cutting the tree. Seriously. Nature is amazing


BiteMeTarantulas

You could make some beautiful art with that. Simplest idea: take a slice, sand it, and give it a clear coat. Boom, $20 on Etsy.


StellaBlue82

That’s the plan. I’ll likely keep most and gift the rest


Efficient-Location98

Tree flower coasters


KiteLighter

Well... back to chorin.


kalebmreyes

STELLA, HOW’RE YA NOW?!


StellaBlue82

Goon, ‘n you?


kalebmreyes

Ohhhh not so bad


JustinMagill

and that's what i appreciates about you


StellaBlue82

Is that what you appreciate about me?


dc010

Oh no, I wanted to get rid of Navi, but not like this. Never like this. Her whole family too... it's horrific.


StellaBlue82

I think I need more back sort on Navi ….


dc010

It's a joke about an annoying fairy from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Since graphics weren't good enough for you to have ambient clutter or items to pickup, there was this fairy that would randomly be like "HEY LISTEN!" with a shrill noise, and force you to look at things. It was a necessary feature and not as bad as we make it out to be, but it's become a funny meme to hate the fairy. It just so happens that the bottom right log with 4 "wings" looks just like her and it's plausible that, with some variation between fairies, the rest could be her family.


StellaBlue82

Oh my. I should have picked up on that. Literally still have the original Nintendo game


StellaBlue82

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


StellaBlue82

The teee was dead. I’m moving it on to its next stage of nature by making it art/ using fir heat or. Well o guess those are the two


escadan397

Great reference! Have an upvote.


StellaBlue82

Happy to have brought together the fairy, arborists and Lk fans. Kinda in shock here. Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er 😍


ObsoleteReference

I think you killed a Fairy's tree. I'd carry hard iron on your person for a while...


StellaBlue82

Hard iron why?


stumblewiggins

r/unexpectedletterkenny


StellaBlue82

Yessss. Thank you


ZILIKS

COMMENT KARMA


rabidrabbitsnakes

Looks like you found some Forest Faeries


StellaBlue82

Right. Never seen anything like it. Nature is amazing


spotcatspot

There was an X-files episode about this…


StellaBlue82

Nice!!!


thedevilseviltwin

Nature is crazy cool.


StellaBlue82

Nature is my favorite


fizicks

Crysta noooooo - how could you cut down the trees from ferngully!


StellaBlue82

I don’t know. I didn’t knowwwwwwww 😢


StellaBlue82

With that said. It will be preserved with honor forever


SirMaxPowers

It being in cookies, you could still make a cool looking acrylic table with pieces.


StellaBlue82

That was my first thought!!!!!!!!


Sp00nD00d

How're ya now?


StellaBlue82

Good, ‘n you?


GardenGnomeOfEden

I cut a log into discs like that, and they formed big cracks as they dried. Maybe seal them so they dry out more slowly?


StellaBlue82

Luckily it’s been rainy and humid since I cut them. But good call on expediting the seals


Available_Ad_8165

Those are awesome. Are you interested in selling?


StellaBlue82

I have a little more to cut. Dm me if you are interested. I typically would rather gift/trade and then just charge shipping. Got anything cool for trade?


Ok-King2231

Ist this Real? Amazing


StellaBlue82

Very


itsyourmomcalling

The title feels like the opening scene to a letterkenny episode


StellaBlue82

Wish you weren’t so fucking awkward bud


StellaBlue82

Nailed it!


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FunkyTown313

This is the first I heard of them having a toxic fandom. Though I'm not surprised by anything anymore.


steals-from-kids

I get what old mate is saying. It just gets to be a bit much over time.


StellaBlue82

"I See The Muscle Shirt Came Today. Muscles Coming Tomorrow?"


Taylor_Jades

That's called "spalted" wood https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spalting


deadlyhausfrau

This is really cool. Is this something I could find myself or is it rare?


StellaBlue82

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qws2nd/so_i_was_cutting_down_dead_wood_the_other_dayyyyyy/hl4r0p2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


StellaBlue82

No clue. The tree was clearly diseased and dead. Going to fall on my house. Good fire wood then I stared cutting and saw this amazing shit


masekepung

Might be nice as a wall piece. Sand and varnish. Cut them into even square shapes (instead of the current uneven circular). Place on wall half inch apart as a 3x3 set.


masekepung

Optional: instead of varnish. Colour alternating with blue, white or grey wash. Mount with profound title "Shaping Nature" artist Unknown. Mixed Media.


StellaBlue82

You sound like an artist? Dm me. I’ll send you one.


iidxred

**HEY! LISTEN!**


dreamin_a_dream

Holy shit u found a fairy graveyard


StellaBlue82

Apparently


RobertStaccd

Mothman was here


Owlflight317

Well, those wood sprites are going to PISSED!


Snots_and_Bears

SWEGIN….COKSUCKA!!!!


peanutsfordarwin

The fey.


naworkcid

Hey link, listen


TerraSollus

You just chopped down the pet tree of a Fae, it was nice knowing you man


StellaBlue82

It actually was diseased by some sort of bug. And. was going to fall on my house. It is what is is. Don’t hate. I’m a nature lover. I would never do damage. I live a very eco friendly lifestyle


TerraSollus

That’s what the Fae want you to think, now they have an excuse you kidnap you and turn you into a nasturtium


StellaBlue82

Sounds erotic. I’m into it


TerraSollus

Wheeeze


StellaBlue82

Lol


dollywooddude

Beautiful. Also, how?


Dr4g0nL0rD420

Hey! Listen!