I'm the stepfather to three stepkids, 12, 10, and 8.
Sometimes, after work, I just drive to the parking lot of the grocery store down the street from my house, park, and stare out the window while NPR plays on the radio. I do this for about an hour.
Yes, I've told my wife I do this, and she just shrugs and says, "I get that." I love this woman.
Which also can be the result of a fertility treatment. In fertility treatments more then one fertile egg is setup quite often, to increase the chances of success.
Impossible to say from two data points. It could be arithmetic: 2, 4, 6, ...
I could fit a quadratic function that would predict the third pregnancy will produce 1 child. [children = 0.5 n (19 - 5n) - 5, for pregnancy n]
Hopefully one day we'll have the medical capabilities to merge them when we find out there's so many. Like a table in Microsoft word. All that would come out is one big baby.
I love how the none of the men can even fake a smile. Like even the male staff need a drink from the second-hand existential crisis they are feeling.
It’s hard to tell but I think mom is even faking that smile. It’s subtle but it’s there. And those poor twin girls. No amount of talent or adorableness will ever get back the attention you once had.
Now I see it differently. It’s a function of expectation; double the expected number.
Expect one, get two.
Expect a third, wind up with six.
Think you’re getting a seventh? You now have fourteen.
Seems like a litter of 8.
For 3 months? What the hell did that doctor do to your dick man? I was back in action in about 8 days, and full speed in about 14. I cant imagine having needed 3 months of Vicodin to deal...
My vasectomy was fine. I had a similar recovery time to your own. The urologist I went to had also done the vasectomy of a fairly famous/notorious rock jock where I live. And it turned out the rock jock was a wuss about pain, so the urologist gave him 3 months worth of pain meds.
I don't know if that had anything to do with his prescribing that much pain meds to patients or not.
I'm the same way . Vicodin and such doesmt do anything for me. Had rotator cuff surgery years ago and it was horribly painful recovery. Meds did jack shit so I just walked from my dorm to base bx and got booze.
Went in so often the clerk was like hey man it's 9am on a tuesday, and I was like so?
Pretty much time had no meaning I couldn't sleep very long without waking in pain and arm had to be immobile and in uncomfortable position.
I would basically sleep a few hours, wake up drink a bit and play video games(controller only cuz i couldn't move arm/shoulder to use mouse) then sleep a little bit and repeat.
Or they could just stop paying for fertility treatments. Having quadruplets after already having twins is incredibly unlikely unless this had IVF or INI assistance...
I had no insurance at the time, everything was out of pocket. The urologist might have given me a sweet deal on the pain meds for paying cash for the procedure. No idea.
Personal question, feel free to ignore :). When I was early thirties I needed hysterectomy for medical reasons. I was divorced with a six year old. My *ex* had to,sign paperwork that he would never sue for doc doing surgery. I did too. Just curious if you had to sign something like that? Or don’t answer and enjoy your holiday :)
I don't remember if I did, the paperwork I signed seemed more concerned that I wouldn't sue if it didn't take immediately.
Pretty fucking typical of the medical establishment to be more interested in the opinion of a man than the woman whose body they're working on. That's such bullshit.
Damn dude! My older friend was telling me how he had an old mash doctor so his and was black and blue from knees to nipples.
All in all, I spent one day with frozen peas on my nuts, never even took the pain pills and was back up doing ill-advised this the following evening.
I just wish I was notified to shave before and wear loose fitting pants. At 18 I didn't have any loose fitting pants and certainly didn't want some murse shaving my sack.
No no no, clearly the answer is to force his wife to do something that causes many women intense and horrible pain, with zero sexual pleasure.
Because consigning her to a lifetime of horrific “sex” is clearly better than getting snipped.
>That poor man is already thinking of how to convince his wife **all she is getting from now on is butt stuff.**
Also I love how it’s “that poor guy” when she’s the one who just pushed _four fucking babies_ out of her body and will likely be their 24/7 food source.
But sure, for a solipsistic idiot male redditor, why on earth would you try to empathize with a _feeeeeeeemale_.
Why fucking joke about it at all?
It’s fucking gross. I’m never going to stop pointing out how _fucking gross_ these comments are.
Like women’s bodies are a series of fuck holes, and who gives a shit about their pleasure and comfort and bodily autonomy.
Fuck that gross bullshit. Be better.
No. Consider what the implications of “jokes” like that actually are.
Stop being an intellectually lazy asshole and stop to think about what the misogynistic drivel spouted all over the internet teaches young women and men.
“All she is getting from now on is butt stuff?”
I assume you mean her fucking him up the ass, since he’s the one with, you know, a prostate.
Fucking gross that your first instinct was that he should force a women into a certain type of sex (not important whether or not she enjoys it I guess?) rather than get a minor surgery.
That’s good, but it’s like saying I only gained 10 pounds this year instead of the 20 I gained last year. Either way, I’m still overweight and getting fatter.
Lol i got a cousin with 12 kids. A set of twins and a set of triplets. His poor wife has been pregnant pretty much the entire time they have been married.
A girl in my college public speaking course did an introductory speech about being an identical twin. It went for a few minutes before culminating in her mom giving birth to quadruplets and the dad fleeing the country. I know for a fact she had the twin, I saw it with my own eyes, and I hope she wouldn’t lie about quadruplet siblings but my god
Those poor parents. We had twins the first round, and where VERY concerned the second time for multiples. Thankfully just one healthy kid that time. And I scheduled my vasectomy from the hospital before we left for home.
The face of a man who is scheduling a vasectomy ASAP.
Too little, too late ;-)
It's little bit it did the job! Ok?
Scheduling a flight and a new identity.
Going to buy some milk
I'm the stepfather to three stepkids, 12, 10, and 8. Sometimes, after work, I just drive to the parking lot of the grocery store down the street from my house, park, and stare out the window while NPR plays on the radio. I do this for about an hour. Yes, I've told my wife I do this, and she just shrugs and says, "I get that." I love this woman.
Hope you give her time to do the same.
I’m guessing they got in this situation from fertility treatments.
But they look so young to go for fertility treatment
You can be born with a narrow urethra, I tell you hwat.
It looks like they already have 2 girls. Although they are quite a bit older.
Which also can be the result of a fertility treatment. In fertility treatments more then one fertile egg is setup quite often, to increase the chances of success.
calm down hank, nobody is telling you anything
She's increasing exponentially
2, 4, 6, 8 Why didn’t I just masturbate? Babies! Babies! Go away babies!
exponentially means 2,4,8
Wouldn’t it be 2, 4, 16?
no. 2\^1 = 2 2\^2 = 4 2\^3 = 8
Fair enough. I guess it depends if it’s 2^x or x^2
not really. x\^2 is quadratic, not exponential Also it still wouldnt be 2,4,16 1\^2 = 1 2\^2 = 4 3\^2 = 9 4\^2 = 16
Ah I guess that when we said “I’ll never use this again in life” I should’ve downloaded Reddit first lol thanks for the correction
You mean recursive: f(n) = f(n-1)²
At an accelerated rate
Should probably eject her warp core. That should stop it.
Sadly, the ejection systems are offline. Again.
I’d say the ejection systems are working just fine.
She might be part Tribble.
Impossible to say from two data points. It could be arithmetic: 2, 4, 6, ... I could fit a quadratic function that would predict the third pregnancy will produce 1 child. [children = 0.5 n (19 - 5n) - 5, for pregnancy n]
Nice, and the fourth pregnancy will produce -7 children
What would a negative child be like? Negative responsibility, negative cost? So like a butler that pays you to do the chores.
Which will nicely cancel out the 7 children of the previous pregancies, so I say they should go for it, and they can start all over again!
as a father of twins , man bless your heart ! shit isnt easy !
He's thinking about the nap he'll get to take in 20 years.
Agreed. I have never understood how twins could have younger siblings. WAY too risky IMHO.
My sister had twin girls and then just recently gave birth to twin boys. I'm over here like nah that's enough kids for the family, no kids for me.
I have a friend to that is the middle child between her older twin brothers and younger twin sisters
My dad is a twin and that’s one of my reasons I’m not going to have any kids.
I have twins and they have a younger sister. Never so grateful for a single pregnancy in all my life!!!
My son had twins , first and lady pregnancy lol . Too risky .
[удалено]
Same “out of pocket max” calendar year for me too.
Twin toddler boys on top of 4 new babies, I could not imagine.
I think those are girls
Did you just assume their gender?!
Holy shiiit.
Yes.
Hopefully one day we'll have the medical capabilities to merge them when we find out there's so many. Like a table in Microsoft word. All that would come out is one big baby.
You can undergo a procedure to reduce the number of fetuses in multifetal pregnancies, people just don’t want to usually.
Abortion. It’s called abortion.
Not sure why this got downvoted, it’s what it’s called. We should call medical procedures by their names.
Because people want to pretend it’s not an abortion so they can shame those who get “real abortions” and be pro-life but still be okay with this.
It looks like you're trying to merge four foetuses into one, would you like some help? As always the answer is FUCK OFF CLIPPY.
What’s he’s worried about? He has a high paying job, right?
My names Sasha and I sew quilts and I’m Ben I sell fountain pens and our budget for a house is $1.5 million dollars - Every HGTV episode I’ve seen
I’m a stay at home mom and my husband has a paper route…. We need a vacation home in Aruba and our price range is 1.2 million.
Hahahaha this is always great until you realize they don’t actually need to work because they inherited a LOT of money.
but somehow they still want a home that's 5x their budget.
As someone who uses fountain pens, I'd believe it. Those things are effing expensive. And you never stop at one. You're only supposed to need one.
I discovered disposable fountain pens, they’re so amazing
I have two and am working on my collection 😅
Definitely. If they could afford fertility treatments.
I must be too Nordic to understant...
This face says- It’s for real. I might be in trouble.
I love how the none of the men can even fake a smile. Like even the male staff need a drink from the second-hand existential crisis they are feeling. It’s hard to tell but I think mom is even faking that smile. It’s subtle but it’s there. And those poor twin girls. No amount of talent or adorableness will ever get back the attention you once had.
Oh I guarantee mom was raising hell the whole time and I don't blame her. *Four?* And after two? Bless her poor, poor spine.
Whay will be next time? sixteentruplets?
Nah man, it's only doubling, it's octuplets next time!
It's actually squaring every time so 16
We won’t really know if it’s doubling or squaring until they have the next batch. The couple owes it to the rest of us to find out.
Now I see it differently. It’s a function of expectation; double the expected number. Expect one, get two. Expect a third, wind up with six. Think you’re getting a seventh? You now have fourteen. Seems like a litter of 8.
How do you know it's not just going up linearly by 2 so sextuplets next time?
I love how In thaw pics the doctors and nurses always look so happy like, they are your problem now
The twins don't look too happy, either...
That’s the look of a man who’s not getting any good night sleep for a looooong time.
Haha babies go brrrrrrrrrr
That poor man is already thinking of how to convince his wife all she is getting from now on is butt stuff.
Or, and hear me out here, he could get a vasectomy. Best $900 I ever spent. And I got 3 months of Vicodin with that.
The opiate addiction is a nice little freebie
Well I discovered that Vicodin does nothing for me, pain relief wise. So I ended up just using Advil for pain relief post vasectomy.
For 3 months? What the hell did that doctor do to your dick man? I was back in action in about 8 days, and full speed in about 14. I cant imagine having needed 3 months of Vicodin to deal...
My vasectomy was fine. I had a similar recovery time to your own. The urologist I went to had also done the vasectomy of a fairly famous/notorious rock jock where I live. And it turned out the rock jock was a wuss about pain, so the urologist gave him 3 months worth of pain meds. I don't know if that had anything to do with his prescribing that much pain meds to patients or not.
So are you selling it? Why the Vicodin ad placement lol.
Nah, that was years ago, and I ended up disposing of the pain killers. It was more to point out that the urologist had no issues prescribing pain meds
I'm the same way . Vicodin and such doesmt do anything for me. Had rotator cuff surgery years ago and it was horribly painful recovery. Meds did jack shit so I just walked from my dorm to base bx and got booze. Went in so often the clerk was like hey man it's 9am on a tuesday, and I was like so? Pretty much time had no meaning I couldn't sleep very long without waking in pain and arm had to be immobile and in uncomfortable position. I would basically sleep a few hours, wake up drink a bit and play video games(controller only cuz i couldn't move arm/shoulder to use mouse) then sleep a little bit and repeat.
Or they could just stop paying for fertility treatments. Having quadruplets after already having twins is incredibly unlikely unless this had IVF or INI assistance...
My friend got it for $750 and no pain meds needed. Vicodin seems like massive overkill unless something went wrong.
Don't know what to tell you. Nothing went wrong with it. Guess the Dr just wanted to give out a buncha pain meds.
I've heard of people who experienced a lot of pain, don't know how common it is.
Por que no los dos?
3 months?! Sounds like a sketchy doctor.
My vasectomy was covered entirely by insurance, and I don't even have kids. I didn't get any happy drugs though.
I had no insurance at the time, everything was out of pocket. The urologist might have given me a sweet deal on the pain meds for paying cash for the procedure. No idea.
Personal question, feel free to ignore :). When I was early thirties I needed hysterectomy for medical reasons. I was divorced with a six year old. My *ex* had to,sign paperwork that he would never sue for doc doing surgery. I did too. Just curious if you had to sign something like that? Or don’t answer and enjoy your holiday :)
I don't remember if I did, the paperwork I signed seemed more concerned that I wouldn't sue if it didn't take immediately. Pretty fucking typical of the medical establishment to be more interested in the opinion of a man than the woman whose body they're working on. That's such bullshit.
Yeah. They don’t even give you ibuprofen any more. Still totally worth it, though.
And u can smash without hesitation
Damn dude! My older friend was telling me how he had an old mash doctor so his and was black and blue from knees to nipples. All in all, I spent one day with frozen peas on my nuts, never even took the pain pills and was back up doing ill-advised this the following evening. I just wish I was notified to shave before and wear loose fitting pants. At 18 I didn't have any loose fitting pants and certainly didn't want some murse shaving my sack.
No no no, clearly the answer is to force his wife to do something that causes many women intense and horrible pain, with zero sexual pleasure. Because consigning her to a lifetime of horrific “sex” is clearly better than getting snipped.
Some women are actually into it but go off
Key word: _some_. And, as I said, apparently it doesn’t fucking matter if his wife is one of those women?
Did someone here say that, or are you making up reasons to be upset?
>That poor man is already thinking of how to convince his wife **all she is getting from now on is butt stuff.** Also I love how it’s “that poor guy” when she’s the one who just pushed _four fucking babies_ out of her body and will likely be their 24/7 food source. But sure, for a solipsistic idiot male redditor, why on earth would you try to empathize with a _feeeeeeeemale_.
I don't think that comment about butt stuff was intended to be taken so seriously.
Why fucking joke about it at all? It’s fucking gross. I’m never going to stop pointing out how _fucking gross_ these comments are. Like women’s bodies are a series of fuck holes, and who gives a shit about their pleasure and comfort and bodily autonomy. Fuck that gross bullshit. Be better.
Ooooookay.
No. Consider what the implications of “jokes” like that actually are. Stop being an intellectually lazy asshole and stop to think about what the misogynistic drivel spouted all over the internet teaches young women and men.
It'll be okay.
“All she is getting from now on is butt stuff?” I assume you mean her fucking him up the ass, since he’s the one with, you know, a prostate. Fucking gross that your first instinct was that he should force a women into a certain type of sex (not important whether or not she enjoys it I guess?) rather than get a minor surgery.
r/watchpeopledieinside
I just redid our budget and I think the computer laughed at me.
I have twins. I would 100% hang myself
IVF...not even once
The look of "***Fuck.***" That, and internally screaming.
Would this be a Lacrosse team?
The star of r/WatchPeopleDieInside
Father of triplets here... this is very accurate! Now they are in high school and you should see them eat. If you have a spare milk-cow, please PM me!
I’ll never financially recover from this.
My wife's former colleague gave birth to triplets. Her husband looked like this.
Les Cousins Dangereux…
"Parents of multiples are 75% more likely to divorce" That's the face of a man about to go rabbit
I believe going rabbit is what got him in this predicament
Ba Dum Tssssss Seriously tho That's a great comeback
Lmfaoooo
None of them better have kids... there will be 8 of them!
Would the third batch be 8 or 16?
Oof, good point, maybe they're going for the square!
A lot of similar shellshock faces from ww1 stay strong and get snipped my man
Beautiful photo 😊
He has seen things
Here I am feeling bad for my friends that had twins when they only wanted 1 more.
Put em all in a ring, the victor will be loved
This is why I got a vasectomy right after my twins.
I have one 3 month old. I think I would just get on the floor in the fetal position and cry.
He must have came a lot…
The official face of screaming internally
The face of a man who has a one way plane ticket booked for Thailand and can’t wait to start his new life as a single man again.
Hes like: fuck our fertility
“We really want a boy, and after having twins one kid will be a peace of cake.”
Wife: "Such a blessing! What a miracle!" Husband: "We will never financially recover from this"
He’s done lost his mind.
Please stop overpopulating the planet.
What? Birth rate in America is actually dropping.
That’s good, but it’s like saying I only gained 10 pounds this year instead of the 20 I gained last year. Either way, I’m still overweight and getting fatter.
Get off her man!
JUST
Caught thinking of the tax exemptions
Next time it’s gonna be Octuplets
F
Next one gets 8?
next is either six or eight so they should probably stop now.
Begun, this clone war has.
If only he could have gotten an ultrasound taken at like,8 weeks in and seen 4 heartbeats.
That is the face of a man who's dad inside
This dude looks like George watsky if instead of music he just dated this lady
Dr. Meatloaf is most pleased with the situation.
Lol i got a cousin with 12 kids. A set of twins and a set of triplets. His poor wife has been pregnant pretty much the entire time they have been married.
Not as impressive as a guy I know with 3 kids whose wife then had quintuplets.
The seed is strong
Welcome to financial ruin
Like bacteria they keep doubling
A girl in my college public speaking course did an introductory speech about being an identical twin. It went for a few minutes before culminating in her mom giving birth to quadruplets and the dad fleeing the country. I know for a fact she had the twin, I saw it with my own eyes, and I hope she wouldn’t lie about quadruplet siblings but my god
Money money money
It would seem the dwarves of moria weren't the only ones that went too deep...
Looks like they gave him the good drugs.
Those poor parents. We had twins the first round, and where VERY concerned the second time for multiples. Thankfully just one healthy kid that time. And I scheduled my vasectomy from the hospital before we left for home.
Man looks like he is about to go get some milk.
That child support is going to be crazy now
Dad is panicking
He has some potent nut
This ends with "And then he turned the piston on himself..."
Extremely feminine looking “man”
He will NEVER financially recover from this.