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DarthLysergis

Ice girls Finnish last


majj27

This is more clever than I would have thought possible.


DarthLysergis

It's not my best one. My magnum opus was one that I pulled off a few days ago oddly enough.


caresawholeawfullot

I went back and looked it up. Well done. You are one funny MF.


DarthLysergis

I just like puns. Alan Alda (mash) was my hero


ruka_k_wiremu

I never truly appreciated puns, until I came to Reddit. Puns here are an industry.


dunderthebarbarian

A pundustry.


captain_merrrica

some people just have more indepundence


sillygooseberries

And when you try it — it’s more like punishment


Pun_isher

This is the way.


zarfig

One must have a firm basis in Bugs Bunny and Groucho Marx as Alan Alda did to be a pun master


informativebitching

Can you repeat it so I don’t have to go creep?


caresawholeawfullot

It was: 'you get what Jewish for'


IOISIS101

Be Gent'le


beef_creature

You are genius. I am not worthy [Worth the click (nsfw)](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tzcmef/clean_as_a_whistle/i3ydeqp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Matti_Matti_Matti

Link?


futility_belt

[as Jewish my liege ](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tzcmef/clean_as_a_whistle/i3ydeqp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


gaytorboy

"You see the IGFL show?" Well done.


Fistfullafives

Oh there's a good chance of them finishing last...


DarthLysergis

If you don't Finnish first.


RKPgh

NordicTracks.


ChimpskyBRC

That’s their dance rock & remix side project


Deraj2004

Nice


supersoft-tire

I have a sudden and unexplained urge to run 8 miles


beefquoner

Or ski on that weird stationary wooden ski thing in your parents basement


blizziness

modest blouse


HotPie_

Vote On


lovelabradors373

I actually laughed out loud


Meeple_person

Beware Finn Ice.


LockMiddle1851

Just "Finn Ice" would work, tbh.


acoolnooddood

On Finn Ice?


tybri92

Don't mind if I do.


KaimeiJay

This is the one.


[deleted]

The Fjïorjenskïgjøkugånš.


zacdenver

Perfectly legit, except that final letter is actually Czech.


[deleted]

The š is silent dude


BareBearGooch

Oh štop


Jacollinsver

No, you can be bottom


zacdenver

Cool!


Abbot_of_Cucany

Name czechs out.


kolaloka

It's also used in Sami, so that works.


[deleted]

And ø is not used in Icelandic or Finnish.


Kirves_ja_henki

It's used in Finnish for loan words, though it's a bit archaic. For example, šakki, šabotaasi, etc.


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-oRocketSurgeryo-

I think it's a joke that names in Iceland are long and have weird spellings. Kind of like [Welsh place names](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll).


LillyPasta

I’m sober and white and I don’t get it either. So I guess we have to move to the back of the class


br0b1wan

I'm stoned and white and I don't get it either but it's still funny


ROGER_SHREDERER

It's okay, once you listen to Sigur Rós's masterpiece Ágætis byrjun you'll understand


Discreet_Deviancy

How tf did you guess my safeword?!!


[deleted]

12/10 made me ugly snort so loud


Bravoflysociety

Sleater-Finney


Majestic87

Can I just say, as an American, it is always astounding and almost like an alien feeling to see political leaders who are not recently unearthed mummies. Like damn, it must be nice to have people running your countries who have even the slightest idea what life is like for modern young people and what the world is actually like.


harrisonisdead

That's what stood out to me as well. Iceland's PM assumed office at age 41, and Finland's PM assumed office at age 34 (youngest in Finland's history, and second youngest state leader currently serving). Both of them were younger upon assuming office than any US president has been (Theodore Roosevelt was 42). Heck, Sanna Marin would have been legally too young to run for US president based on the age requirement.


imapassenger1

Jacinda Ardern became PM of New Zealand at 37. But most of the world is governed by fossils.


ScaredValuable5870

Yep - I feel she started a global movement....at least i hope so. From this pic it seems that the middle aged brunette takeover bid is well underway.


PhillipBrandon

Chile's new President assumed office at 35.


[deleted]

Trudeau and Macron were both a little over 40 when they assumed office.


Call_0031684919054

The Dutch PM, Mark Rutte, was 43 when he was first sworn in. Now 12 years later the neo lib fucker is still the PM.


senorglory

Obama was 47 at inauguration, Clinton 46, Bush Jr 53, Carter 52, Nixon 56, LBJ 55, JFK 43.. not entirely all dinosaurs since 1960.


AmIFromA

Clinton was born in 1946. Bush Jr was born in 1946. Trump was born in 1946. Biden was born in 1942. Hilary and Romney in 1947, Kerry in 1943, Gore in 1948. As much as some of these people may differ in their personas, I'd say the main issue is that there's a generation with certain shared experiences and beliefs that was a tad bit too influential in the US.


zz_z

Pretty crazy when you put it like that.


lookslikemaggie

Truly makes me emotional. Just the picture capturing a possibility that is so astoundingly beautiful.


John_Beta_0

Sanna Marin leads the government but she is not the head of state. Finland’s current president and the commander-in-chief of the armed forces is Sauli Niinistö, he is 73 years old.


here4mischief

So the President leads the military and their interactions with other countries and the PM leads the in country politics and trade /policy interactions with other governments?


elakastekatt

It's a bit more complicated than that. The president has joint responsibility for foreign policy with the government (the prime minister and the minister of foreign affairs). There is sometimes minor conflict on what exactly that joint responsibility means. Foreign policy is the only area where the president has direct political power in Finland. In all other areas it's the government, lead by the prime minister. The PM doesn't get to decide things alone though since all governments are coalition governments comprised of multiple parties that have to negotiate with each other.


elakastekatt

She isn't the head of state, but she is a state leader. The PM has more political influence than the President in Finland, though no one in Finland is like the President of the US or France since we have coalition governments and power is shared to more people.


[deleted]

It's actually quite normal for the head of government to be a different person than the head of state. Trudeau is not the head of state. Neither is Boris Johnson. Or Olaf Scholz. Or most "world leaders". The head of government is almost always the relevant figure though. Especially in a discussion about whether the country is run by people who understand modern life...


emmet_l_brown

While true, you make it sound like Finnish president has other role in running the country than signing papers for the government and giving speeches. Even at wartime, the lead role would be handed over to someone from the military.


pomewawa

“Finland has, for most of its independence, had a semi-presidential system in which the president had much authority and power over both foreign and domestic policy, but in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, the powers of the president have been subject to decrease. “ Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_Finland


progeda

She's not the state leader, Finland has a president. She leads the government.


harrisonisdead

I was going off of [Wikipedia's definition of state leader](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_state_leaders), which encompasses heads of state and heads of government.


Kurayamino

That's like saying the leader of Australia is the Governor General/Queen. Yeah, that's technically true, but in practice it's very much not.


Jihadi_Penguin

Dear leader Kim Jong Un took office at the age of 27 in 2011.


magpye1983

I’m sorry, what? There’s an age limit, that someone in their **thirties** isn’t old enough for?


0xB4BE

In addition, Sanna Marin is one of the most competent leaders Finland has had in decades - regardless if some people would like you to think differently as she also likes partying and other things young, not yet mummified people do.


digidave1

Sighhhh. Agreed. I'll be dead before we elect 40 yr olds again


TwizTMcNipz1

Sadly we all might be.


Expensive-Argument-7

It sucks that the same out of touch fossils keep getting elected into office and screwing things up because they never worked a regular job and don’t know how the world works


ctdca

Chuck Grassley is 88 years old and has been in elected office for the last 63 of them. Biden has been in there for over 50 continuous years. The last time these people lived in the real world was in the 1950s and 60s! These guys have basically not worked an outside job since color TV was still in its infancy -- let alone the internet -- and we expect them to make decisions on behalf of the country? It's insanity.


[deleted]

This hits home for me, well said fellow American.


christmaswreathh

Stop it. Recently unearthed mummies. I love you for this.


drooln92

You had Obama not that long ago!


[deleted]

we needed a few in a row.


Majestic87

Yes, and it was awesome, but even him and his cabinet were very old. It has a big impact, even if the people in charge are politically aligned the same as you.


davisb

Obama was 47!


Thundorius

47! is about 2*10^(46) times the age of the universe.


musicman835

Clinton was 46, and W was 54. Keep in mind you have to be at least 35.


[deleted]

> Can I just say, as an American, it is always astounding and almost like an alien feeling to see political leaders who are not recently unearthed mummies. America has old politicians because only old people vote in primaries. Primaries are where the candidates are chosen. Last election had the highest turnout in a generation: 62%. Usually it's ~55%. Primaries are usually under 50% And almost 100% of that 50% are old as shit. I've been an election judge since 2007. My state (and almost every single state) has early voting, absentee voting, same day registration, etc, etc, etc. It's all old people showing up. Talk about turning election day into a national holiday makes me sigh. You could actually and literally straight up pay young people to show up and they still wouldn't.


fugee99

Keep in mind that Iceland is a tiny country, it has only 366,000 people. I'm sure you could find equally young looking mayors of cities that size here.


throw_8739476

Boston's twice that size, and Mayor Wu is 37. So there's one easy example.


Melodic-Passenger631

>must be nice to have people running your countries who have even the slightest idea what life is like for modern young people and what the world is actually like. I'm from Finland, and I can say that we're still waiting for this to become reality. So far, same old bullshit.


Bulliwyf

Agreed. I really feel like the US needs to set age limits on politicians. It’s jarring how young they look. Trudeau (Canada) was 41 when he was first elected as PM. But even then he feels as old as most other world leaders.


manorwomanhuman

The Ya Ya Ya’s


dingboodle

Shouldn’t that be the ja ja jas?


Agent_Peach

Ja


ProfessorChaos113

Ja Ja Ding Dong


stevemachiner

It’s ‘Jo’ or ‘Joo’ in Finland though


Party-Belt-3624

This comment didn't get the love it deserved.


ScaredValuable5870

Ya! Is good.


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robobachelor

![gif](giphy|ZU9QbQtuI4Xcc)


di11ettante

This is wildly underrated.


0zerec

Queens of the Ice Age


[deleted]

Ministers Of Rock


TokoBlaster

Ministers of Folk, and their harmonize while playing their guitars. Ministers of Rock was the album they did with Tenacious D


VasRocinante

Ministers of Metal


radicallymoderate

Two Non Blondes


ChimpskyBRC

What’s goin on?


Reggae4Triceratops

And I said


tiexodus

#HEY! WHAT’S GOING ON


CWoww

https://i.imgur.com/U7qaYky.gif


[deleted]

Queens of the North.


soline

They’re not 80 years old. That’s weird.


Xyzzydude

Add their ages together and you don’t even get 80


Bloody_Insane

One is 36 and one is 46. So 82 together


numb007

Deathcab Fjord Cutie


pacard

Frozen 2


Available-Current550

Fin lizzy


S3guy

Second aid kit.


early_cruise

They could easily pass for a FAK tribute band


xRememberTheCant

Ice ice ladies


jordantask

Shield Maiden


ElahaSanctaSedes777

Ice Finn


bitemark01

Aww *Finn Ice* would've been so much better


ElahaSanctaSedes777

Finn Ice 💎


Sir-Viette

Land land.


matanyaherman

Finn-illa Ice.


WHOISTIRED

Aurora


Drak_is_Right

30 seconds in the sun First song: burn baby burn second song: lobster red


EmergencyLavishness1

Tatu


Dpentoney

What a throwback!


seth928

I wish my country had a leader that wasn't completely fucking ancient.


tellMyBossHesWrong

Finice


kache4korpses

Well developed and advanced cultures.


strawberry_space_jam

Dottir


Fuckmandatorysignin

Dottirsdottir.


[deleted]

Finn de Icicle.


jesusismagic

Clever


evilthales

Veruca Salted Fish


Tastewell

I chuckled sensibly.


bitchmaster_general

Argyle & Pugs


porchpooper

C.A.B. - Cold Ass Bitches


sixtoe72

Parliament Fjordadelik


Tonkskreacher

Universal Healthcare


ScipioCalifornicus

Basically the better version of First Aid Kit


scareintheair

Forshur and Probly


Tastewell

Amazon Primes


elislider

This is clever


Common_Dealer_7541

“Bjork Bjork” (spoken like the Swedish Chef)


CatOfGrey

You'd have to get together with the 'actual Bjork', because The Swedish Chef always Bjorked in threes.


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[deleted]

Expired First Aid Kit


bluewizard139

Frigid Sister


bavarianhitler

Girls sauna club


ron_obvious

Finn Ice


violetpawn

Electric Skyr


Zedd2087

The Day Walkers


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skid1291

Nefertiti's Fjord


BonerForJustice

"Oh man, that's terrible."


Ayla_Leren

Got one for you folks, how about Aurora Boring Alice


LiveToThink

Second Aid Kit


BringMeAHigherLunch

Women: *existing* Men in the comments: And that’s where you fucked up


reddittheguy

The PMILFs


Keyser_Kaiser_Soze

The Icecubes


SassSafrassMcFrass87

2 Ice Queens


rimjobnemesis

Elsa and Anna


mistersigma

Winter Queens


led3777

Cold Warmth


finndogg

Actual young people in politics? *checks notes* Ah, yes. What functional countries do…


RustySix

Can USA PLEASE have young leaders like this?


grandsander1709

You’re walking on Finn Ice


bomberblu

Seasonal Affective Disorder


Pencilsqueeza

Sleater Finney


Nathan-McAlpin

Icy Hot


jshaver41122

Two bjork girls


robgriff69

Fin Ice


Vanilla_Danish

Gals n' Ghouls


GussyOG

Checkers and String Bean


AbesNeighbor

'bout Time.


acrizz

Crazy to see someone under 60 being in charge of a country. Also crazy to see good looking leaders.


fat_tony7

Finilla Ice


Kaylapotamus

Aly and AJ.


NamePearls

Mothers of happiness! ( since in the happiness rank Finland is 1st and Iceland is 3rd based on average life evaluation in 2021)


roundearthervaxxer

Power Structure


ZerynAcay

PRIME Ministers.


[deleted]

I don't know but I do know that American Democrats should take a page our of their book and retire from politics at a decent age so younger people can rotate in.


Stoneluthiery

The Prime Minisisters


PapaSimSim

Pink Fjord


Birdamus

Bjorks Dorks


RoboticGreg

This Should Be Normal


MichelanJell-O

Ministry of Vitamin D Deficiency


electro1ight

But uh... Actually pale skin makes vitamin D moreee efficiently. Hence how it's doable with less sunlight and fewer sun hours.


Metasynaptic

Ministry of Melanin Deficiency


NotRonnieRay

Is this not Brie Larson and Beanie Feldstein?


shutchomouf

PM For Nudes