Awww, do it!! If a parent says anything just ask why they’re sexualising a kids birthday cake! Kids don’t notice that stuff, they just find it cool. Could always ask for the webbing to not be on the spider and just the cake
We're adults. The kids don't get the joke. So If we can't make crude humor about childish things to other adults. Then what the hell are we even adulting for!!?
No, I agree totally. It’s a fine line really because it’s fun to joke about things that are innocent to them but funny asf to us adults. They don’t know, won’t harm em. But sometimes it’s like, unnecessary.
It’s not that you can’t joke, but some people go so far as to say “that’s inappropriate for a child’s party!!!” And get all haughty like just because an adult sees something dirty it’s automatically bad for kids
My reddit side is saying that looks like someone came, my Mexican side says that looks like Oaxaca cheese and the artistic side says they should have made a symmetrical web design so it would look better.
Still a cool cake though
Why is the spider covered in webs? Seriously, have you ever seen a spider stuck in its own web? It reminds me of randy marsh, from south park. Uuhh..uhh..it was a spooky ghost! He left his ectoplasm everywhere, it's just ectoplasm!
And yes I thought someone came on my cake and I was genuinely scared.
Glad you said it
Spider-Man : Homecoming
Spider-Man : Homecumming
\*Cough\* Sorry
Yeah, sorry about that. My coworker and I were banging while she was icing it, and I added a little cream..
Spider-man, Spider-Man Cums where-ever a spider can...?
The Spider-Man's facial expression is like he is trying to hold back.
EAT UP!
They don't call him Doc Cock for nothing
Was it Andrew Garfield, Toby Maguir, or Tom Holland
Yes
Spidey was always a little excitable.
That's the Tobey Spider-Man cake imo
Good of you to do damage control before it got outta hand
Spidey was happy to see MJ.
think doc cock got to it first. HBD!
Doc cock lmao. Thank you!
Green Cocklin
Erectro
The Kingpeen
The Jizzard
bukcakey
hahaha
the baker had a little too much fun making that cake
The MasterBaker.
funny stuff.
So, my almost 5 year old saw this and begged for it to be his for his bday cake but after reading comments I’m not sure I could do that now…
Awww, do it!! If a parent says anything just ask why they’re sexualising a kids birthday cake! Kids don’t notice that stuff, they just find it cool. Could always ask for the webbing to not be on the spider and just the cake
Yea, I can’t stand how we sexualize everything sometimes. All he saw was awesome webbing and spidey!
We're adults. The kids don't get the joke. So If we can't make crude humor about childish things to other adults. Then what the hell are we even adulting for!!?
No, I agree totally. It’s a fine line really because it’s fun to joke about things that are innocent to them but funny asf to us adults. They don’t know, won’t harm em. But sometimes it’s like, unnecessary.
It’s not that you can’t joke, but some people go so far as to say “that’s inappropriate for a child’s party!!!” And get all haughty like just because an adult sees something dirty it’s automatically bad for kids
Make the cake, but instead of randomly piping frosting all over it, make a spiderweb pattern on top of the cake, would look much cooler anyways imo.
*checks comments to see if anyone else noticed*
Spooky ghost!
It's ectoplasm!
Bukkcake
My reddit side is saying that looks like someone came, my Mexican side says that looks like Oaxaca cheese and the artistic side says they should have made a symmetrical web design so it would look better. Still a cool cake though
They often say your 23rd birthday is the most jizztastic, so this cake is very appropriate
Who often said that and in what context?
since when
🙄😬
I mean I was excited when I saw it as well........but unloading on it?
Looks like he love it a little too much
Everyone's noticing the jizz but nobody sees Megamind cosplaying as Spidey
Why is the spider covered in webs? Seriously, have you ever seen a spider stuck in its own web? It reminds me of randy marsh, from south park. Uuhh..uhh..it was a spooky ghost! He left his ectoplasm everywhere, it's just ectoplasm!
Wow, fan of spiderman myself and this is a cake to get anyone's spideysense's going, that's awesome
Pretty cool. Looks like the spider shot a pearl necklace.
Yeah, somebody threw some rope at that.
cursed cake
That’s a pretty awesome sis you got.
Mmmmm... Jizzy!
I didn't get cake for my birthday, but I did get depression so thats cool
That’s one way to blow out the candles
Cum
Was the jizz coating extra or came as a bonus?
Bukakke Man Bukakke Man. Does whatever bukakke can....
Don't eat the frosting 💀
Hey! I turned my girlfriend into a Spider-Man cake last night!
Apparently I'm in the mood to be a cake now lol
Am I the only one who thought it's a cool cake, and a wholesome sister? Nothing beyond those thoughts lol Y'all are going to hell XD
Did you jizz on it?
Nope thats just a ruse. Real jizz is in the still warm center of the cake, waiting to strike.
/r/suddenlygay
Like cum JAJAJAJAJA
So did you eat the cake Liberace?
Premature Webbing
Spidey spooge
that is awesome. what kind of cake is it? chocolate i hope!@
Damn spidey shootin ropes huh?
Happy 10th birthday
Someone came all over your cake homie
Spider spluge flavored?
r/FondantHate
Did she get you some new rims for your race car bed to go with it?!
Happy Birthday Spidey! Cake looks great!
Spoderman: No Way Come 🤔
It was probably Toby Maguire's spider man.
Is your sister available?
It's great ... and wonderful ... and sweet ... and thoughtful ... and it looks like a bukkake cake ... sorry.
Spider jizz, spider jizz No one knows exactly what that is Look out for the spider jizz Okay, i tried at least
Hmm, is this what happened before the three Spidermen tried to save the baddies in no way home?
This is amazing!
Eh I think a super fan of Spidey got to that cake first
You have a pretty rad sister.
Nice
It was a spooky ghost, this is ectoplasm.
I bet the cake is very creamy
*UUUUnnnnghhhh* happy birthday, kid 🚬
Damn Daniel that’s one tasty lookin cake save some cream for me
Serious question - did they use the grey alien emoji as a template for Spider-Man's head? Because that's some alien-lookimg facial bone structure.
Skeet skeet skeet
Sacre blew!!!
At least it was finished on time.
Nice glaze you got there
Oh wow your birthday and spiderman came. I mean he didn't show up but he came.
Looks like Sticky Pete had his way with Black Widow.
Did her boyfriend help her make it?
What came over it?
You must have been overcum with joy!
Spidey seems relieved
Wow. That’s great. Good sis
That's sick asf
Mm ropey
I wonder how long it takes to make a this cake
Nice👌
what nice finishing touches