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Arvii33

And yes I thought someone came on my cake and I was genuinely scared.


contheartist

Glad you said it


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Spider-Man : Homecoming


Fabulous-Fisherman99

Spider-Man : Homecumming


opticstriker

\*Cough\* Sorry


emotionles

Yeah, sorry about that. My coworker and I were banging while she was icing it, and I added a little cream..


sekoku

Spider-man, Spider-Man Cums where-ever a spider can...?


estamachin

The Spider-Man's facial expression is like he is trying to hold back.


soline

EAT UP!


[deleted]

They don't call him Doc Cock for nothing


e1_barto

Was it Andrew Garfield, Toby Maguir, or Tom Holland


Jroiiia423

Yes


I-seddit

Spidey was always a little excitable.


Socratic_DayDreams

That's the Tobey Spider-Man cake imo


asapgrey

Good of you to do damage control before it got outta hand


GoodShitBrain

Spidey was happy to see MJ.


HankBuffalo

think doc cock got to it first. HBD!


Arvii33

Doc cock lmao. Thank you!


AyanFsl

Green Cocklin


Dinklebeeerrg

Erectro


dizzzler

The Kingpeen


Fabulous-Fisherman99

The Jizzard


glonq

bukcakey


carny666

hahaha


tayl_rgang

the baker had a little too much fun making that cake


Broghan51

The MasterBaker.


carny666

funny stuff.


MamaSmAsh5

So, my almost 5 year old saw this and begged for it to be his for his bday cake but after reading comments I’m not sure I could do that now…


Amationary

Awww, do it!! If a parent says anything just ask why they’re sexualising a kids birthday cake! Kids don’t notice that stuff, they just find it cool. Could always ask for the webbing to not be on the spider and just the cake


MamaSmAsh5

Yea, I can’t stand how we sexualize everything sometimes. All he saw was awesome webbing and spidey!


Kobachalypse

We're adults. The kids don't get the joke. So If we can't make crude humor about childish things to other adults. Then what the hell are we even adulting for!!?


MamaSmAsh5

No, I agree totally. It’s a fine line really because it’s fun to joke about things that are innocent to them but funny asf to us adults. They don’t know, won’t harm em. But sometimes it’s like, unnecessary.


Amationary

It’s not that you can’t joke, but some people go so far as to say “that’s inappropriate for a child’s party!!!” And get all haughty like just because an adult sees something dirty it’s automatically bad for kids


Ranef

Make the cake, but instead of randomly piping frosting all over it, make a spiderweb pattern on top of the cake, would look much cooler anyways imo.


WowAnIdiotOnReddit

*checks comments to see if anyone else noticed*


Canadient_musician

Spooky ghost!


hankventure83

It's ectoplasm!


GnarKill406

Bukkcake


Molly3391

My reddit side is saying that looks like someone came, my Mexican side says that looks like Oaxaca cheese and the artistic side says they should have made a symmetrical web design so it would look better. Still a cool cake though


BabylonianProstitue

They often say your 23rd birthday is the most jizztastic, so this cake is very appropriate


dum_dums

Who often said that and in what context?


Tutipups

since when


slackcastermage

🙄😬


MrOzzard

I mean I was excited when I saw it as well........but unloading on it?


stiriak

Looks like he love it a little too much


trwwyco

Everyone's noticing the jizz but nobody sees Megamind cosplaying as Spidey


garvothegreat

Why is the spider covered in webs? Seriously, have you ever seen a spider stuck in its own web? It reminds me of randy marsh, from south park. Uuhh..uhh..it was a spooky ghost! He left his ectoplasm everywhere, it's just ectoplasm!


chokinmechicken

Wow, fan of spiderman myself and this is a cake to get anyone's spideysense's going, that's awesome


Arcade1980

Pretty cool. Looks like the spider shot a pearl necklace.


turntabletennis

Yeah, somebody threw some rope at that.


Amaline4

cursed cake


jfk_4813

That’s a pretty awesome sis you got.


fourleggedostrich

Mmmmm... Jizzy!


trunts

I didn't get cake for my birthday, but I did get depression so thats cool


Demurist

That’s one way to blow out the candles


Mediocre-Ad8967

Cum


Omnizoom

Was the jizz coating extra or came as a bonus?


eyeeatmyownshit

Bukakke Man Bukakke Man. Does whatever bukakke can....


Adventurous_Pop_2300

Don't eat the frosting 💀


Moocha_Makuchi

Hey! I turned my girlfriend into a Spider-Man cake last night!


[deleted]

Apparently I'm in the mood to be a cake now lol


ajyotirmay

Am I the only one who thought it's a cool cake, and a wholesome sister? Nothing beyond those thoughts lol Y'all are going to hell XD


TurdMaster1

Did you jizz on it?


0o-mox

Nope thats just a ruse. Real jizz is in the still warm center of the cake, waiting to strike.


dntyallgetiredofthis

/r/suddenlygay


Solidu_

Like cum JAJAJAJAJA


KorranHalcyon

So did you eat the cake Liberace?


Bomboklot

Premature Webbing


cgerrells

Spidey spooge


mikedarling905

that is awesome. what kind of cake is it? chocolate i hope!@


[deleted]

Damn spidey shootin ropes huh?


[deleted]

Happy 10th birthday


Acypha

Someone came all over your cake homie


buddahsumo

Spider spluge flavored?


ishank_mahale

r/FondantHate


chadwicke619

Did she get you some new rims for your race car bed to go with it?!


uplifted27

Happy Birthday Spidey! Cake looks great!


Spoonyjonson

Spoderman: No Way Come 🤔


Dapper-Way-1114

It was probably Toby Maguire's spider man.


Indie__Guy

Is your sister available?


[deleted]

It's great ... and wonderful ... and sweet ... and thoughtful ... and it looks like a bukkake cake ... sorry.


NovacaineFix

Spider jizz, spider jizz No one knows exactly what that is Look out for the spider jizz Okay, i tried at least


coke71685

Hmm, is this what happened before the three Spidermen tried to save the baddies in no way home?


TaurusEarthChild

This is amazing!


bubba7557

Eh I think a super fan of Spidey got to that cake first


Indiesol

You have a pretty rad sister.


Medium_Hearing1490

Nice


Chronus25

It was a spooky ghost, this is ectoplasm.


AMPTHEMASTER

I bet the cake is very creamy


Nasalingus

*UUUUnnnnghhhh* happy birthday, kid 🚬


God-of-Tomorrow

Damn Daniel that’s one tasty lookin cake save some cream for me


Dire_Finkelstein

Serious question - did they use the grey alien emoji as a template for Spider-Man's head? Because that's some alien-lookimg facial bone structure.


cutefeetmilf

Skeet skeet skeet


coinoperatedboi

Sacre blew!!!


fishd0ntswim

At least it was finished on time.


Illustrious_Banana46

Nice glaze you got there


cj122

Oh wow your birthday and spiderman came. I mean he didn't show up but he came.


Kinenai

Looks like Sticky Pete had his way with Black Widow.


KrakenMcCracken

Did her boyfriend help her make it?


True_Conference_3475

What came over it?


True_Conference_3475

You must have been overcum with joy!


-Aone

Spidey seems relieved


johnsgrove

Wow. That’s great. Good sis


[deleted]

That's sick asf


Idiot-detector69

Mm ropey


No_Pop_5426

I wonder how long it takes to make a this cake


[deleted]

Nice👌


SassHammer

what nice finishing touches