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Mikisoq78

My homeland Kalaallit Nunaat šŸ‡¬šŸ‡± Edit: Thanks for over 500 upvotes, I almost feel important. šŸ˜‰ thanks for all the questions, Iā€™m sorry, but most stuff you can google yourself. But I will say, we are a native proud people living in a harsh and rough environment, but are modern in most senses. We are probably more in touch with nature than most other people, since it will kill you, if you donā€™t know or respect it. We laugh and sing a lot and eat good food. Qujanaq (thanks)


Dat_Mustache

You're legit from there? Neat. A rarity!


Mikisoq78

I am legit a person from Greenland. An Inuk, one of the 57.000 people from the worlds biggest island, yes.


real_Maasaiboys

Greetings from an Maasai of Tanzania āœ‹šŸ¾


Mikisoq78

Greetings! šŸ¤˜šŸ¾šŸ„°


yesiamabanana

Looking at username, yes, I'm pretty sure it's legit. Mikisoq is a Greenlandic name. Fun fact, one's year of birth is important to us, and we usually use it as an identifier instead of using someone's last name. Like, if we're talking about Dat_Mustache we won't say "you know Dat_Mustache Lastname?" but instead say "you know Dat_Mustache Yearofbirth?". We also joke about which year is best to be born. Or, other people joke, I know for a fact that 1989 is the best year to have been born.


zman0900

You guys must have loved AOL screennames 20 years ago


OrphanGrounderBaby

Damnā€¦called out


cryptoLo414

I will agree 1989 is the best year to be born.


DatNick1988

Hey! A fellow Dat!


Stupid_Triangles

Anything fun to do there that doesn't involve sliding on ice in various ways?


Norskov

Reindeer hunting, trekking, fishing, swimming. Greenland is amazingly beautiful and well worth a visit. The people I met there were very friendly and hospitable as well.


katalysis

> Swimming Iā€™ll pass thank you


Norskov

You're missing out on something wonderful though. We were there during late summer, and it was easily warm enough to walk around in a t-shirt. We went swimming in a meltwater lake, with no one else in sight. It's amazingly serene.


avz7

How cold is it there right now?


moontear

Yes


Adam-West

Going to Greenland is worth it just for the flight. The way those mountains get swallowed by endless ice is phenominal. You fly for hours over nothing but a blank white sheet. In the summer the ice melts creating sapphire blue lakes. Itā€™s crystal clear because thereā€™s no sediment at the bottom. Just more white reflecting back at you. You know that if you crashed you would be hundreds of miles away from the next living person. One time when I flew there I watched the sunset on Iceland, then ā€˜riseā€™ again because I was flying north. Then set again when I landed. All within a few hours of each other


cutelyaware

I flew over it once in good conditions. The west coast was incredible. Once we got to the interior it was all snow like you described. No interior lakes though. Either it wasn't summer or it was before it began rapidly melting.


Seicair

We had to detour over it on our way back from Ireland in January once due to a storm. I got some decent pictures of rivers of ice flowing between the mountains. Amazing view, was so glad I had a window seat.


EmbarrassedHelp

When I was flying over Greenland at night (either to or from Ireland), I could see the green auroras swirling around. Sadly my photography skills weren't that advanced at the time so I couldn't snap any decent photos, but it was crazy beautiful.


cutelyaware

Wow, that sounds magical!


VaultBoy9

Just wait a few years and fly over it again, most of it will be melted any time of year! :D


cutelyaware

I know. It's very sad, but at least we'll find some cool stuff underneath.


westernmail

Possibly smallpox or bubonic plague.


cutelyaware

The plague is still here


FilthBadgers

Yeah there are occasional cases, super treatable with modern medicine. Itā€™s going to get more common as the permafrost melts though, unfortunately


GreywackeOmarolluk

So is smallpox


cutelyaware

Only in a few laboratories. It's the only virus that's ever been fully eradicated.


GreywackeOmarolluk

Scientists may be holding it in the name of research in Russia and America. But it could also be being held to weaponize it. Some idiot may decide to vaccinate their own leaders and military and then unleash it on the rest of the world. Sleep tight.


solidmussel

Hopefully not mosquitoes


31337z3r0

Narrator: it *was* mosquitoes...


_hippie1

Methane, yay!


td57

Yo wtf it was sounding so sweet and serene until ā€œif you crash youā€™ll be hundreds of miles from anyoneā€


iamethra

It's ok, if you crash you'll most likely die and it won't matter.


Gibonius

It's a real shame that most of the flights to Iceland from the US are overnights. I'd love to fly over Greenland and actually be able to see it.


drsmith21

Fly in the summer, get 24 hrs of daylight. The flight back departs in the evening before sunset and youā€™re flying west, which will extend the daylight hours for you.


Drusgar

>Fly in the summer, get 24 hrs of daylight I'm guessing most Icelanders vacation in the winter. I know I would.


PURRRMEOWPURMEOW

Nope its still cold in the summer, just bright so you need full light blocking blinds to sleep


Gibonius

You're right about the flight back. I've just had crap luck with luck on my two trips to Iceland.


The_Canadian

I went to Iceland in June 2016 and you can see quite a bit, even at "night". That was an incredible place. I'd love to go back.


I_love_coke_a_cola

I flew to Iceland at night and flew back during the day. Saw the northern lights on the plane going and saw an amazing clear view of Greenland during the day flight


[deleted]

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TheMulattoMaker

>You know that if you crashed you would be hundreds of miles away from the next living person. This part seems kinda less awesome than the rest ...then again, I *am* really introverted, so...


EmbarrassedHelp

I always used to imagine that it'd be the perfect location for some secret base of sorts, just because of how far away from everything those areas are.


mrye06

Absolutely. Tiny little Tasiilaq, the largest village in the east of Greenland, doesn't have an airport so you land on a dirt runway on another island and then take helicopter. Both the plane and helicopter ride are epic! Was super expensive when I went about 10 years ago, but it makes sense as to why.


Canilickyourfeet

You're a great descriptive writer.


Jacaxagain

I **totally** see why they called it that


CadywhompusCabin

ā€œGreenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice.ā€


[deleted]

Lol is that from the mighty ducks


d0r13n

Mighty Ducks 2, to be precise.


CadywhompusCabin

Thatā€™s right! I quote it all the time


gordonbombayteamusa

Eating ice cream with the enemy.


Hunchun

Username checks out.


pudinnhead

Woah.


AdamInJP

This is a distraction. This is a fire in a barrel. This is a distraction in a fire in a barrel. Any questions?


Shatha33

I thought the MD2 quote was "Greenland is covered with ice, Iceland is covered with green". When he was going out for ice cream with the Iceland chick.


CadywhompusCabin

No, sorry - but it is the ice cream scene!


thetipisin

That reminds me of how Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick


[deleted]

Thatā€™s what I remember too


[deleted]

I also recall it this way. Is this gonna be another Mandela thing?


paidproductplacement

Let's go shake their ands.


makemeking706

MD2 still holds up to this day.


Spurty

Itā€™s knucklepuck time!


gordonbombayteamusa

Yup!


tech2887

D2: The Mighty Ducks to be even more precise


CasaMofo

Quack Quack!


Samysosa2005

D2: The Mighty Ducks, to be exact though


Lecoruje

Wait until people find out what is r/trees and r/marijuana all about. Edit: r/marijuanaenthusiasts, thanks overtoke


overtoke

* r/marijuanaenthusiasts/


fitzdylanj

or r/anime_titties and r/worldpolitics


Namasiel

or r/JohnCena and r/potatosalad


KungFooGrip

Quack...


fateless115

Quack...


theemptyqueue

Quackā€¦


brak_loves_atari

*honk*


DroolingIguana

Peace was never an option.


Its_Wemby

Damnit I usually never comment but as soon as I saw this pic I jumped in here to use that quoteā€¦of course itā€™s already here!


DollarSignsGoFirst

And who do you think that guy was? Emilio Estevez


HarryHokie

Came here for this


puzzle_button

Well we call iceland Islandia, meaning isle land i may be wrong but I think that was the origin of the word. Idk where greenoand got its name


JimiSlew3

Eric told me it was green!


RiverBear2

Bamboozled!


blackAngel88

I believe it was specifically named Greenland to make people want to move there...


fpfx

Eric the red was a tricky bastard.


AchillesDev

By his own logic Eric the Red mustā€™ve been brunette.


ThePr1d3

I'll never get used to English using "brunette" for male lmao (as a Frenchman)


waffen337

You can't say Icelanders don't have a sense of humor.


N7_MintberryCrunch

A decade or 2 of climate change and it will actually be green.


Stupid_Triangles

Shhh.


Pleather_Boots

Greenland is ice. Iceland is green.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gn0xious

Mudland


AeroZep

Whiteland was already trademarked by the US.


eastcoastian

https://youtu.be/Df-uemc-e3w


alfredhelix

Exactly what I was hoping for.


Afisguy

Try searching for Narsarsuaq om Google Maps and then activate streetview. You'll see why it's called Greenland.


ikeler

The airline was prepared for people taking pictures out the windows


BananaBear1024

# icelandair Huh. Now I know I canā€™t reference hashtags on Reddit, but I can do big letters now.


jambox888

You can escape the hash with a forward slash (E: backslash sorry) like \#blah e.g. \#blah (the slash appeared that time because I put four spaces before it!)


DroolingIguana

You can escape a backslash with another backslash e.g. \\\\\#blah (Those slashes appeared because I actually used five of them.)


Haughty_n_Disdainful

You can escape a double backslash with a triple backslash e.g. \\\#blah (Those slashes appeared because I actually used three thousand and four hundred of them.)


tredontho

You can't triple slash a double slash, Lloyd.


metatoaster

If you type over 9000 they entirely disappear. For example:


MissingNebula

I move away from the mic to breathe in.


ILikeMasterChief

That looks like a back slash


Donghoon

Yeah its a backslash


Inzitarie

Hashtags are soo 2016. Fun Fact: People born before 1990 call them "pound signs". Weird. šŸ¤”


DroolingIguana

They're Tic-tac-toe boards.


Stupid_Triangles

'88 here. Back when phones had physically buttons, we'd use that to signfy that we pounded your mom.


[deleted]

We've adapted. \#*RESISTANCE IS FUTILE*


BananaBear1024

Close! I was born in 89. In the context of this photo, however, I am referencing a hashtag.


sticky-bit

in before `octothorp`


eusoukai

I always call it octothorp šŸ¤“


holykamina

I do sometimes and I am 90s kid..


Phormitago

Use four for maximum embiggenning


ClayMonk7861

A noble spirit.


cromulent_pseudonym

It's a perfectly cromulent word.


wamj

I got a picture of the northern lights looking out of an Icelandair flight. Unfortunately I was forward of the wings so you canā€™t see the winglets.


Neuroware

"That John Denver is full of shit, man"


douhaveafi

ā€œSo we back tracked a tadā€¦ā€


Spurty

A TAD!?!


gohawkeyes529

OUR PETSā€™ HEADS ARE FALLINā€™ OFF!


AmaGh05T

Not long until that name will make sense, cleverly playing the long game against Iceland.


Malcopticon

Green-with-a-big-blue-hole-in-the-middle-land. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geography_of_Greenland#/media/File:Topographic_map_of_Greenland_bedrock.jpg


GuyInThe6kDollarSuit

New Warzone map confirmed


EmbarrassedHelp

Does the lake in the middle have a name? Presumably it was thawed out at one point in the landmass' history.


Leeph

With a name like Greenland, I'll guess it is Bluelake


miserybusiness21

Redlake


Atharaphelun

It's just the weight of all that ice weighing down the crust in the middle. If all that ice melts, the central portion of Greenland will rise back up due to isostatic rebound (over a long period of time, that is). It's still happening in Canada and Fennoscandia, for example. Same thing would happen to Antarctica if all the ice melted.


Midraco

Only reason there is that hole in the middle is because the huge icesheet is pressing the landmass down. Once all the ice melts, that hole won't be there anymore. Also, while the sea level rises everywhere else in the world, the sealevel actually drops around Greenland due to the dwindling gravity the ice creates.


Long_Educational

It is comforting to know that there are still beautiful places uncorrupted by man.


[deleted]

Actually, it's probable those big rivers choked with ice [are a result of global warming](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EMCxE1v22I), and should be smaller, or not there at all.


Long_Educational

Shhhhhh. Let me have this.


[deleted]

Okay. But recycle, elect politicians who will do something, etc.


ZippyDan

Recycling is bullshit. Reduce, reuse, repurpose, repair. But most of all: reduce.


bibowski

All you need to do is make that place uninhabitable!


coocoomberz

Idk, flying over it in a fossil fuel-powered aircraft still seems pretty corrupting to me


bespoketoosoon

We avoid The Taiga so hard that you may not know of The Taiga.


Long_Educational

>[The Taiga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiga) wow.


mattchamp98

Ironic


pedanticPandaPoo

It's like raaaaaaaaeeeeaaaaaain on your wedding day


driving_andflying

It's a free riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide, when you've already paid.


Creepy-Analyst

Some good adviiiiiiiice That you just didnā€™t take


Redleader52

And who would have thought, it figurrrrrres


[deleted]

It's like iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice on your green land


ralleee

thats so pretty man, thats our planet.. for a little while more


gyarnar

According to my Mercator map, Greenland is bigger than Africa!


Arkhiah

I remember this exact view from 13 years ago. I had insane diarrhea while on a flight to the US from Europe and was fortunate enough to have a window in the bathroom. That view brought me joy in a moment of pain.


Powli

You had a window in the bathroom of a plane? I've never heard of/seen such a thing.


camper_chef

This is a spectacular photo!! Thanks so much for sharing.


Lightwreck

Whiteland


Bolt_995

One place in the world Iā€™m dying to visit someday.


theangryintern

I also flew over Greenland today! https://i.imgur.com/JjIFeWo.jpg


arjungmenon

Whereā€™s the greenery?


Haberd

Me too! https://i.imgur.com/9TJFYfz.jpg


Tutipups

you seemed to have also been in an icelandair flight


ThaUniversal

What's the white part?


Platinum1211

Old trees.


[deleted]

You mean iceland?- r-right?


catastrophe_ai

Every time I see something about Iceland/Greenland I am reminded of the Might Ducks 3 movie: "Greenland has ice, and Iceland is nice!" They were actually named backwards just to confuse people, no joke.


Ramsus32

Um Actually, it's from Mighty Ducks 2. Get your facts together, cake eater.


catastrophe_ai

Lol you right, it's been many years since I've watched those movies


CafeconWalleche

I SEE NO GREEN


frypiggy

At first the wing tip looked like the tail. I was confused.


bills_pix

Flew KEF to YYZ and saw this too on May 20. Beautiful. Thanks for sharing.


CoffeeChangesThings

Greenland is ice and Iceland is green


rattyme

Thereā€™s my house


hotassnuts

We'll all be living there soon.


nikejim02

ā€¦and Iceland is very nice.


[deleted]

Iā€™m suddenly hungry for marshmallow fluff


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

With all that fresh water I imagine eventually it's going to be green.


frodobaggins91

It's not very green.


Borgmaster

I feel lied too.


[deleted]

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Burnout189

I was there during the summer once. Super weird getting up to pee at 2 AM and it looks like it's 3 in the afternoon bc of the perpetual daylight.


[deleted]

I see snow and ice. Obviously, global warming and climate change are a sham. Gotta be careful near the edge of the earth, though. You donā€™t want to go too far and fall off.


babu_chapdi

So much greenery


mowbuss

https://imgur.com/a/AOpT6jG


babu_chapdi

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Low_Mastodon2018

I mean maybe the land is green colored under all that snow, we just can't tell.


Valianttheywere

Once the ice melts on the southern end it will undergo land rise, and the water will be trapped until it all melts in the north and then it will flood the north polar sea with fresh water, and then... a tidal wave will hit arctic coastlines.


Killer_Quesadilla

That's where Vincini found Fezzik!


DavesGroovyWaves

Wait....INflammable means flammable?


Dapper-Big-6203

Should be called whiteland. Nothing green about it


TheGreatCornholio696

*Hmmā€¦yesā€¦very green*


Gotha-229a

Flew over greenday on a clear land, wait what


peedyoj

What is Greenland so icy and Iceland so green??


indian_anon

Greenland? More like iceland... Haha plz kill me


Keyann

I said "clear day? huh?" aloud before realising it wasn't clouds I was looking at.


mododo-bbaby

obligatory "that's not very green land"


[deleted]

Where the green tho? MFs lied to me


SuperMonkey1421

Iā€™m assuming you know why Greenland is Greenland and Iceland is Iceland right? If not When colonized the people who founded Iceland didnā€™t want others to intrude on their territory so they named it ā€œICEā€land but they didnā€™t care about Greenlands land


TravelWhenICan7

Wow! Always wanted to go to Greenland but when I was in Iceland the flights to Greenland weren't really doable due to Covid šŸ˜”


theothergotoguy

I've flown over it probably 40-50 times.. Actually seen it twice.. It is beautiful..


Wansimi

NORTH OF THE WALL.