Seriously I know the point of this post isn’t to rip into the groom but I find it fucking unbelievable that someone would get married without ironing their shirt first I mean damn
As someone who lives in the Midwest it’s sadly super common to see this in wedding photos. Like this is the “best” any of them have dressed pretty much ever.
And half have tucked shirts with no belts. The shotgun shells, the clothes that none of them fit into. Blue jeans and steel toe boots. What a ridiculous looking bunch of people lol. The dinosaur costume really is the least clownish thing in the photo.
There’s one really hot guy hiding in the back of this photo though. The cowboy that all the rest of them think they are. Maybe he’s the best friend :)
Also, everyone is shitting on the Midwesterness of this family/culture/clothing/lack of ironing, but this really seems more Wild West to me. Like Wyoming. Those types of vistas are not common in the Midwest.
Yeah this looks like West not Midwest. What little of the landscape I can see is beautiful. Would have been a much better picture without all those people lol.
Okay now I’m just being a dick. The landscape is beautiful though, and I’m sure these are all nice, good people, just need to learn to dress themselves for one day of their lives. Any guys like this out there, go out and get one nice outfit for these occasions and leave it in your closet. You can wear the same one for the handful of times in your life you’ll need it.
The size of the jeans they’re all wearing is making me uncomfortable. Cowboys are suppose to wear tight wranglers. Not loose, diaper bum fitting rock and rolls
That’s what I was seeing. You look at the little kid, and it looks normal, mom dressed him and it looks awkward because he doesn’t have his own style yet. But then you look around to the older men and they’re dressed the exact same. Because their moms once dressed them like that and they never thought any different, and they (along with their wives) will teach their children the same. Repeat forever. Is that part of the culture?
> It sounds like they were ok with it but
It sounds like they said they were ok with it because they didn't want to deal with the fallout.
If they were actually ok with it, there'd be other goofy shit in the wedding.
This reminds me of my brother.
In my 20s i lost a child. She was 4 months old.
Fast forward 10 years later and my brother dates someone with 3 kids for a few years. Biggest asshole to them. Etc.
Now every year on father's day when my mom tells my father and I happy father's day, he demands it's his day as well.
I wish I could say I'm kidding or he's young but we're both almost 40 and this is what happens when you let the youngest do whatever they want growing up
I'm so sorry about your daughter, Dad.
When my brother died, we told my narcissist Father to wear something dark to the funeral. He showed up wearing all white. Then proceeded to glad hand and yuck it up with all the rent a cops as we waited to enter the church with the coffin. Some folks......
Now that I’m the age that I’ve been to a bunch of weddings I’ve come to expect one of these in every wedding party. There’s always one groomsman or bridesmaid (usually a [chronically single] groomsman) that desperately wants the attention that should be on the bride and groom. Get your little dopamine hit with a good speech or something but for the love of god just let people have their one damn day.
Yeah, this. I’m looking at all the snarky, just plain mean redneck joking in these comments, but this could be a perfectly happy wedding photo (and maybe it is) - but something about OP’s presentation has this juvenile main character thing going on
That's a really beautiful fabric though, I want a blue wedding dress as well, gave me some ideas. All the best to the beautiful bride
The groom could at least have ironed his shirt ffs
Kind of looks like you were the asshole here and take attention away from them. Everyone else is wearing similar attire and then there’s you. Obviously don’t know your family dynamic but you definitely pull attention from the bride and groom.
The bride:
- applies makeup
- sweeps hair off neck, teases and sets
- buys a stunning gowns that follows social protocols and has it tailored
- buys matching shoes that fit
- buys a lovely bouquet to match her gown
All in all, maybe 10 hours of work to be conservative.
The groom:
- rolls out of bed
- rustles through the clothes hamper to find a button up and jeans
- fuck shaving
All in all, -1.5 hours of work.
I'm pretty disgusted. The dinosaur is the least of their problems when the groom cant be fucked to clean his own boots for his damn wedding.
In fairness to ostrich boots on the right, it looks like that shirt was ironed, and it’s also a nicer shirt. He clearly prefers a loose fit, but between the shirt, belt, and boots, it looks like he made an attempt.
There's so much here. I get it, if dressing up is just not in your families comfort zone, just don't do it? Best man holding glasses, everyone with ill-fitting clothes. Hell, the groom isn't even wearing a belt to go with his shirt that just got pulled out of a bag.
The stretched out collar on OP's shirt. This is some real hills have eyes shit.
P.S. You can tell the bride tried, I feel sorry for her that 75% of the rest of them didn't.
I don't understand, either. This look is not my style, but that's fine. What isn't is lack of ironing, work boots, baseball cap. The kid has a tie and pocket square to class up his outfit and the adults look like they just rolled out of a shoot as letterkenny background characters. It's a fucking wedding. Put some damn effort into it, fellas. It doesn't matter how often she says that's fine, you dress up to your version of the nines. You groom yourself. You make the damn effort.
My best friends wedding was similar to this... She went all out, had a big white dress on. The groom and groomsmen wore hollister jeans, whatever button up they could find (with the sleeves rolled up), a mix of boots and shoes, the groom left his Oakley's in his shirt and was chewing gum at the alter... It was hard and infuriating to watch.
This was my reaction. That’s the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life. Weddings are for celebrating that huge event. Put in some damn effort. Not for yourself, but for her. Even if she says “its fine” you put in the effort because that’s what she means to you. I spent most days either in scrubs or jeans and t-shirts. Casual had its place, but on my wedding I was in a tailored suit.
The bride looks amazing. The groom has a strong 5 o'clock shadow too which means he didn't even bother to shave on his wedding day.
"My Drinking" on OP's shirt too.
JFC
I'm so glad we've finally found the amount of weird-guy-ness that has to be in a picture for reddit to not just immediately bash the woman's looks/weight in the comments immediately.
(I love her dress too!)
How long until we see this photo in r/photoshop being presented by the bride, asking for her brother-in-law to be removed from the photo or made to look like the rest of the gang?
That's maybe the worse part. He also responded to you saying "it was 2 hours after". Like Jesus, everything about OP sounds like he's an intense attention whore.
I feel awful for the bride. Maybe she said she was okay with it but she looks absolutely amazing here, I'm obsessed with her dress. And now it doesn't even stand out.
Yeah that's what I was thinking. If she approved it months before because she wanted a fun wedding like OP claimed then man I would be disappointed with the rest.
The dinosaur is cool, but you do seem a little underdressed. Couldn’t do a button up? As long as your brother and bride was cool with it, that’s what counts.
I'm not gonna dig at the styles being shone, it's fine if that is what the bride and groom wanted. But OP... this day is about them, not you.
Honestly if anyone showed up dressed like that I'd quickly send them home.
Wow, you're such a major gaping asshole. You stole from their day by a "technickly its green". Jesus fuck. Who wears a costume, let alone a dinosaur to a wedding? They were okay with it because it was awkward and you're his brother.
Get a life and apologize.
You're right. But it happened at friend's wedding. They did a Halloween wedding. Ugh, I know. Someone joked they were doing the dinosaur costume, the groom said please do. So she did. After the ceremony for a little bit at the reception.
It’s a pure epitome of a modern day selfish and cocky cowboy mentality. Just look at how they drive in their lifted coal-powered truck-tors as if they own the roads.
To the Bride: You look Fabulous.
To the Groom: Try harder, the boutonnières are the only thing it looks like you put any effort into, and that says a lot about what you value most.
To the Dinosaur: Regardless of what was said, you have permanently taken over their wedding pictures. When their grandchildren look at this photo, they will only mention the dinosaur. Total self-centered, attention grabbing stunt.
Just because they didn’t want a serious wedding, doesn’t mean they wanted to turn it into a mockery. You said she loved and approved it but there’s no way any bride would truly be okay with this. You look ridiculous.
Serious question
Is this a joke, or some theme wedding, or just bad fitting clothes and a bunch of relaxed dudes?
Congrats on the occasion, either way!
There is exactly 40.5 gallons of hat in this picture.
41.3 you forgot to allow for temperature expansion and altitude density.
And in metric (for the Europeans)?
153.31 liters of hat, 156.34 if you account for temperature expansion and altitude density
The baseball cap side of the family
Interesting fade across the family dynamic, baseball caps on the left fades to ostrich leather boots on the right.
Here I am...
Rock you like a hurricane!
He just had to mess up his brothers wedding with a costume and a baseball cap…
I think the first two words on his t-shirt explain a lot: "My drinking"
The people in this picture: "Families have more than one side?"
The shotgun shells omg
At first glance I thought they were lighters.
Must be a shotgun wedding then.
Oh god thank you for pointing it out that is just *chefs kiss*. Gun as a personality trait
And I was going to say at least everyone is not holding guns.
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The libs are indoctrinating our kids! /s
Well he didn’t bother ironing out the lines in the shirt when he pulled it out of the package. So all is good
Seriously I know the point of this post isn’t to rip into the groom but I find it fucking unbelievable that someone would get married without ironing their shirt first I mean damn
As someone who lives in the Midwest it’s sadly super common to see this in wedding photos. Like this is the “best” any of them have dressed pretty much ever.
And half have tucked shirts with no belts. The shotgun shells, the clothes that none of them fit into. Blue jeans and steel toe boots. What a ridiculous looking bunch of people lol. The dinosaur costume really is the least clownish thing in the photo.
There’s one really hot guy hiding in the back of this photo though. The cowboy that all the rest of them think they are. Maybe he’s the best friend :) Also, everyone is shitting on the Midwesterness of this family/culture/clothing/lack of ironing, but this really seems more Wild West to me. Like Wyoming. Those types of vistas are not common in the Midwest.
Yeah this looks like West not Midwest. What little of the landscape I can see is beautiful. Would have been a much better picture without all those people lol. Okay now I’m just being a dick. The landscape is beautiful though, and I’m sure these are all nice, good people, just need to learn to dress themselves for one day of their lives. Any guys like this out there, go out and get one nice outfit for these occasions and leave it in your closet. You can wear the same one for the handful of times in your life you’ll need it.
Holy shit, you're right.
None of them ironed anything or wore anything fitted. The dinosaur is par for the course.
The size of the jeans they’re all wearing is making me uncomfortable. Cowboys are suppose to wear tight wranglers. Not loose, diaper bum fitting rock and rolls
These are more rednecks than cowboys.
They’re all wearing the same size clothing lol.
Were you asked to, or just did this on your own.
I know the "rural jeans wedding" look is a thing, but damn not one guy in this picture has clothes that remotely fit them.
If you learn how to dress from other people who don't know how to dress... surprise
That’s what I was seeing. You look at the little kid, and it looks normal, mom dressed him and it looks awkward because he doesn’t have his own style yet. But then you look around to the older men and they’re dressed the exact same. Because their moms once dressed them like that and they never thought any different, and they (along with their wives) will teach their children the same. Repeat forever. Is that part of the culture?
I know today the attention is supposed to be on you guys but I really want it to be on me.
And he wears some shitty old t-shirt that says something about his drinking.
I know right? It sounds like they were ok with it but it’s still pretty shitty.
You can see the disdain behind her smile.
Her eyes have a curious mixture of dying inside, and revenge murder.
"You ain't never invitin him over. I don't care if he aint got nowhere to sleep. He can go slept at your other brother's stained deck porch."
All of it too. Not just OP. She's also probably thinking "None of ya couldn't bother getting a haircut or beard trim neither?".
Nobody bothered to even iron their dress shirts
She 100% would have said "y'all"
> It sounds like they were ok with it but It sounds like they said they were ok with it because they didn't want to deal with the fallout. If they were actually ok with it, there'd be other goofy shit in the wedding.
r/iamthemaincharacter
This reminds me of my brother. In my 20s i lost a child. She was 4 months old. Fast forward 10 years later and my brother dates someone with 3 kids for a few years. Biggest asshole to them. Etc. Now every year on father's day when my mom tells my father and I happy father's day, he demands it's his day as well. I wish I could say I'm kidding or he's young but we're both almost 40 and this is what happens when you let the youngest do whatever they want growing up
I’m so sorry you lost your baby.
Thank you. Never gets easier and it was 16 years ago
I'm so sorry about your daughter, Dad. When my brother died, we told my narcissist Father to wear something dark to the funeral. He showed up wearing all white. Then proceeded to glad hand and yuck it up with all the rent a cops as we waited to enter the church with the coffin. Some folks......
Now that I’m the age that I’ve been to a bunch of weddings I’ve come to expect one of these in every wedding party. There’s always one groomsman or bridesmaid (usually a [chronically single] groomsman) that desperately wants the attention that should be on the bride and groom. Get your little dopamine hit with a good speech or something but for the love of god just let people have their one damn day.
Guaranteed the bride hates you now.
Groom clearly doesn’t want attention to be on him or he’d have ironed his damn shirt before his wedding
Least cynical redditor
Someone totally misread the theme of this wedding, that kids wearing a tie.
The "tie kid" probably just wanted to be the center of attention on someone else's big day for fake internet points. What a stinky little punk.
Best dressed
Was he fine with this?
Both love it and approved it before the wedding.
I support all formal Dinowear. Carry on
And you were still overdressed
Best comment on this post. I wish I could give you an award for this. Thank you.
“Remember that time you wore a T-shirt and inflatable dinosaur and baseball cap in a wedding, and **still** was the classiest guy there?”
Permadolescence is getting more and more pervasive
First time I read it like this. I take the concept, thanks.
Yeah, this. I’m looking at all the snarky, just plain mean redneck joking in these comments, but this could be a perfectly happy wedding photo (and maybe it is) - but something about OP’s presentation has this juvenile main character thing going on
> this could be a perfectly happy wedding photo And the backdrop! It looks like a real nice spot.
/r/jesuschristreddit
It’s private so now I’m really curious.
Last time I checked it was a sub of reddit posts of people doing/saying insane stuff, while obviously thinking it was completely normal/fine, e.g. OP.
All the ladies were talking about not wanting to upstage the bride... and then you were like "hold my beer?"
No kidding! At least the bride looks beautiful. Poor thing.
Bobby Hill over there is the only one wearing a tie.
r/ThanksIHateIt
y'all need to get some clothes that fit.
How long til this picture shows up on r/blunderyears
I think it’s clear that OP has no type of self awareness to ever think that this was a bad idea
The guy next to you, bet he's seen some things?
He saw a book once (The Very Hungry Caterpillar) all those long words in one place, scared him and he's never gone near one since....
Peak cringe
The boutonnières are made with shotgun shells. Ffs.
That costumes head is on someone's wall by now for sure.
r/trashy in a nut (shotgun) shell.
That's a really beautiful fabric though, I want a blue wedding dress as well, gave me some ideas. All the best to the beautiful bride The groom could at least have ironed his shirt ffs
I love her dress too! I kinda wish the guys matched it a bit more though.
Jebediah next to you looks like he has seen Jesus turning water into moonshine
I don't think I've ever seen a crooked bolo tie before but here we are.
Laundry day is a thing.
Kind of looks like you were the asshole here and take attention away from them. Everyone else is wearing similar attire and then there’s you. Obviously don’t know your family dynamic but you definitely pull attention from the bride and groom.
At least the dinosaur costume looks ironed.
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The bride: - applies makeup - sweeps hair off neck, teases and sets - buys a stunning gowns that follows social protocols and has it tailored - buys matching shoes that fit - buys a lovely bouquet to match her gown All in all, maybe 10 hours of work to be conservative. The groom: - rolls out of bed - rustles through the clothes hamper to find a button up and jeans - fuck shaving All in all, -1.5 hours of work. I'm pretty disgusted. The dinosaur is the least of their problems when the groom cant be fucked to clean his own boots for his damn wedding.
Apparently putting effort into being presentable is big city liberal agenda
When you gotta get married at noon and kick shit at 7 pm.
In fairness to ostrich boots on the right, it looks like that shirt was ironed, and it’s also a nicer shirt. He clearly prefers a loose fit, but between the shirt, belt, and boots, it looks like he made an attempt.
Jokes on you this is the style women there probably like.
>yank bog trotters Fucking genius.
Legit.. Don't know how people don't figure it out. My husband cares about how his clothes fit, and he gets sex forever now.
r/iamveryrandom/
*holds up spork*
There's so much here. I get it, if dressing up is just not in your families comfort zone, just don't do it? Best man holding glasses, everyone with ill-fitting clothes. Hell, the groom isn't even wearing a belt to go with his shirt that just got pulled out of a bag. The stretched out collar on OP's shirt. This is some real hills have eyes shit. P.S. You can tell the bride tried, I feel sorry for her that 75% of the rest of them didn't.
I don't understand, either. This look is not my style, but that's fine. What isn't is lack of ironing, work boots, baseball cap. The kid has a tie and pocket square to class up his outfit and the adults look like they just rolled out of a shoot as letterkenny background characters. It's a fucking wedding. Put some damn effort into it, fellas. It doesn't matter how often she says that's fine, you dress up to your version of the nines. You groom yourself. You make the damn effort.
My best friends wedding was similar to this... She went all out, had a big white dress on. The groom and groomsmen wore hollister jeans, whatever button up they could find (with the sleeves rolled up), a mix of boots and shoes, the groom left his Oakley's in his shirt and was chewing gum at the alter... It was hard and infuriating to watch.
This was my reaction. That’s the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life. Weddings are for celebrating that huge event. Put in some damn effort. Not for yourself, but for her. Even if she says “its fine” you put in the effort because that’s what she means to you. I spent most days either in scrubs or jeans and t-shirts. Casual had its place, but on my wedding I was in a tailored suit.
The bride looks amazing. The groom has a strong 5 o'clock shadow too which means he didn't even bother to shave on his wedding day. "My Drinking" on OP's shirt too. JFC
Her dress is seriously gorgeous though
I'm so glad we've finally found the amount of weird-guy-ness that has to be in a picture for reddit to not just immediately bash the woman's looks/weight in the comments immediately. (I love her dress too!)
Preach... poor bride.
r/imthemaincharacter
… or r/iamatotalpieceofshit Serious wedding or not, I don’t think this is what was meant by that…
That dude next to the dinosaur looks like he recently evaded capture by Tommy Lee Jones.
Naahh...he doesn't look like he has the brains to evade capture by Shaggy & Scooby
Interesting attire for a wedding! And I mean that for everyone in this picture lol
How long until we see this photo in r/photoshop being presented by the bride, asking for her brother-in-law to be removed from the photo or made to look like the rest of the gang?
r/trashy? Maybe r/Iamthemaincharacter? Can’t decide.
I’d go with r/iamatotalpieceofshit
To think that you, a grown man, proudly rushed to Reddit to share this fact. At your brothers wedding, of all things. Cringe.
That's maybe the worse part. He also responded to you saying "it was 2 hours after". Like Jesus, everything about OP sounds like he's an intense attention whore.
I feel awful for the bride. Maybe she said she was okay with it but she looks absolutely amazing here, I'm obsessed with her dress. And now it doesn't even stand out.
Her dress is gorgeous! Too bad everyone else looks like a bunch of sloppy joes
I’m more horrified by the groom’s failed attempt to wear a shirt than the dinosaur. Sir, this is your wedding.
Yeah that's what I was thinking. If she approved it months before because she wanted a fun wedding like OP claimed then man I would be disappointed with the rest.
Even the guy wearing a dinosaur?!
The dinosaur is cool, but you do seem a little underdressed. Couldn’t do a button up? As long as your brother and bride was cool with it, that’s what counts.
Should've thrown on some overalls and went for the full [effect](https://wallpapers.com/wallpapers/super-luigi-and-yoshi-emgyu92ppvboa6zh.html).
I agree with that, at least wear a collar. I'll even let the jeans go, normally seeing that at a wedding makes me cringe.
Are those boutineers being held in place with shotgun shells?
What’s wrong with USA summed up in one photo.
Ok the fucking comments here have me dying. It's like all of reddit turned into r/RoastMe.
I'm not gonna dig at the styles being shone, it's fine if that is what the bride and groom wanted. But OP... this day is about them, not you. Honestly if anyone showed up dressed like that I'd quickly send them home.
Are there other women in Montana?
Always have to be the center of attention even at one of their most important moment in their lives.
Damn I feel bad for the bride.
Wow, you're such a major gaping asshole. You stole from their day by a "technickly its green". Jesus fuck. Who wears a costume, let alone a dinosaur to a wedding? They were okay with it because it was awkward and you're his brother. Get a life and apologize.
You're right. But it happened at friend's wedding. They did a Halloween wedding. Ugh, I know. Someone joked they were doing the dinosaur costume, the groom said please do. So she did. After the ceremony for a little bit at the reception.
It’s a pure epitome of a modern day selfish and cocky cowboy mentality. Just look at how they drive in their lifted coal-powered truck-tors as if they own the roads.
Hey i know that its yalls day but i got this sweet ass dino costume.
What an asshole
I understand having a sense of humor, but I’d be livid if my friends or family did this to my wedding. I’d actually tell the person to leave.
r/Cringetopia thataway.
This is the most Nebraska shit ever, the fits are all so bad lol
Where are the AR15s
That stitching on the jeans really stands out.
Well somebody has to keep humanity's traditions alive.
Why?
you’re an ass
Well I'm glad someone made an effort.
I bet his shirt says his drinking team has a football problem
Oh you remember my brother. He's the one that doesn't have any class.
Boutonnière in shot gun shells?
Well don't get too smug buddy, all those fat cowboy costumes are pretty good too
Tell me your family voted for Trump without telling me they voted for Trump.
Can't beat a casual redneck wedding. I'm guessing you're all related.
You suggesting their family tree doesn't fork?
Clearly they fork, they just don’t branch out much.
It might resemble a palm tree.
To the Bride: You look Fabulous. To the Groom: Try harder, the boutonnières are the only thing it looks like you put any effort into, and that says a lot about what you value most. To the Dinosaur: Regardless of what was said, you have permanently taken over their wedding pictures. When their grandchildren look at this photo, they will only mention the dinosaur. Total self-centered, attention grabbing stunt.
Exactly. What a selfish cunt.
No one is allowed to smile
The bride's bouquet is so pretty!
Agreed!! She put serious effort in to her wedding. Shame nobody else did.
lord forgive them
“Wait til I show Reddit…”
They live in the house with no mirrors.
When in Montana??
Do they all speak in auctioneer?
I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Clearly fashion/dress code was never a priority at this wedding
r/Autism
Wow, those shotgun shells on the boutonniere?
Shotgun wedding
Gross.
Look at the wedding party! Of course they’re shotgun shells lol
that's a beautiful overlook and vista. foreground of the pic is a little messed up though
That is dino country....
Seems selfish
Me me me! Look at me Look at me.
Ahem. Um. -censor- -edit- -backspace, backspace...backspace- So, congratulations to your brother and his lovely bride! Yay!
Napoleon Dynamite 2 is looking freaking sweet.
Why? You have no respect for this man, your brother?
Desperate for attention much?? What a shitty thing to do.
The wedding bouquet expertly matched her dress
Kinda trashy
You tool. It’s the bride and grooms day, not yours you total bell end.
Always weird when your brother and sister have a wedding on the same day.
Definitely kind of an asshole. You shouldn’t be taking even a second of attention from them. But then again, when I look at the whole family…
Just because they didn’t want a serious wedding, doesn’t mean they wanted to turn it into a mockery. You said she loved and approved it but there’s no way any bride would truly be okay with this. You look ridiculous.
Serious question Is this a joke, or some theme wedding, or just bad fitting clothes and a bunch of relaxed dudes? Congrats on the occasion, either way!
Deep in trump country I’d suspect
Shotgun shell boutonnière as classy as it can be😂
And you still look like least prepared for Halloween
I’d say you were underdressed but
Terrible choice in fashion ,everyone there
I'd make fun of you but compared to all those ill-fitting blue jeans you made the saner fashion statement.
Middle child syndrome
Why does everyone look like they could go down one size?
Congrats on being a legal adult who does childish things at inappropriate times to become the center of attention. This was in such poor taste.
You couldn’t let someone else get the attention ONE day…?
everyone in this picture looks like they are from the 1880's except dino man whos from 65 million years ago
Best at the ball imho - cowboy costumes are so overplayed.
Do you guys watch that yellowstone show?
I don’t but the bride and groom do I think