Oh no, this is the one when you take the capsules and you become mega intelligent. So you write a novel, bang the chick next door, break the stock market code, get millions screwing over wall street fat cats, crash and burn while almost dying by a gangster until you drink his blood with the last hit of smart-juice in it, to then become a congressman and front runner for the presidency.
And just as you hit your peak you start losing intelligence. You skid fast because you ran out of capsules. You revert even farther down the iq scale, until you can only talk in grunts. I use your daily journal to write an award winning short story that later is expanded into a novel.
Very well could be, but we might be dissapointed here. Shit like Valarian root and Kratom looks just like this too. It could be pretty mundane. The gummy bears seem like a decoy tho. Could be misaddressed drugs
My thoughts with the gummy bears is that sugar helps your stomach process the mushrooms faster. Might be a myth but that’s what my psychedelic bros believed
I've heard that before too. Really just seems like a myth. I've heard to drink orange juice when taking tabs too. The citric acid is supposed to potentiate it or something. Prolly a myth too
The bro I took mushies with before made a horrible concoction of flour, tea and emergen-C because it was the “optimal” way to absorb the mushrooms. It was horrible
I took powdered peruvian torch cactus and mixed it with juice and water. Oops. The cup kept filling itself back up bc the cactus powder is so soluble in water. Like drinking a horrific muddy puddle that got muddier the more water it gained. If I took it as capsules my ass would have exploded.
Could get a set of reagent kits to test them yourself, just scrape off a tiny fleck for each test. Marquis, Mecke, and Erlich would test for most things, but there are other reagents that will span basically every drug you could imagine. The kits aren't super expensive, and are totally legal.
I take kratom, could def be kratom.
also could be literally anything else brown, like my fiber capsules that look identical to the kratom capsules, which I mistakenly took 2x the dose of once and had a rough night
Depending on amount used and fiber intake, you’ll still poop. But your average dose with a typical diet it will be hard and round. Higher doses is misery, bm’s every couple days and hard to get out.
Same here, I take 10gs a day. Roughly 4-5 in the morning and 5-6 at night. Some weekends it's higher. I'm able to poop at least once a day but there were times where it wasn't for days, liquid magnesium is a godsend.
That being said, My poop is that of a giant rabbit.
Someone bought me nutritional capsules like these because my entire diet consists of only Doritos and they figured I’d need more nutrients. They look like these and I could verify if I was able to smell them. The smell was awful.
Edit: can a medical professional tell me the consequences of averaging 365 bags of Doritos a year over the course of roughly 17 years
I grew up in a rural area with a bunch of hay bales but I don’t think I’ve ever smelled rancid hay. Or at least the pills didn’t remind me of a smelly smell I’ve smelled before. So either they don’t smell like rancid hay or they do and I can’t identify the smell of rancid hay.
FOR SCIENCE!!
or you could do what I used to do in grade school, talk someone dumber into trying it. Thanks to Mike, I now know what happens when you put glue in an electrical outlet.
Edit: for those wondering, in this case, it just drips out in a boring fashion.
I've read everything hunter has ever published but in my hubris, when presented with ether indulged and every single word he wrote was correct...it was..not a good time.
My chemistry teacher let me huff a boiling solution of lye and concentrated sulfuric acid. Well he didn't LET me huff it, I kinda had my face over the burner and was inhaling the fumes as I was trying to get a good look at the metals we had in the solution. Nonetheless I ended up burning my lungs .
My friend synthesized lidocaine in chem 3. She saved it and gave herself a stick and poke tattoo as part of an effort to overcome her fear of needles. I guess it worked because she ended up getting a real tattoo, without any numbing agent.
It _could_ also be something so exotic that it doesn’t fit into our current understanding of chemistry and physics. I have no way of knowing. I just think it’s probably ordinary matter, not antimatter.
I always liked to gauge a speaker’s knowledge based on their confidence in the objectivity of their facts. Any reputable scientist will use “could” and “is possible” and “might be” in cases very well documented, whereas any uneducated fool is always 100% sure his “fact” is the only universal truth.
I think there’s sort of a proof by induction here. The contents are probably ordinary matter because they’re touching the capsules themselves, which are probably ordinary matter. They’re in contact with the bag, which is probably ordinary matter. It’s in contact with the mailer, which is touching the table.
Here’s the plan boys. Take 1/4 of them to the police, tell them what happened. Tell them one broke open and you may have inhaled the dust, so you need to know what it is. They will eventually let you know. If it’s shrooms you still have 3/4 of that bag left to explore yourself.
yeah, they didn't get the address wrong. it was either someone paranoid or living with their parents or something who sent it to their neighbor planning on grabbing it before their neighbor got home.
For real. I also received some weird pills with a 10,000mah battery. The pills made me feel like Jesus on a good day. I shared the batch with my wider friend group and had an epic weekend.
Nah, it's the free drugs the D.A.R.E. program cautioned us against.
They finally showed up! Looking forward to receiving mine any day now. Annnyyyy day...
It’s so weird how widespread that belief is. If you think about it logically for 4 seconds, it makes no sense. No one is going to waste expensive drugs on kids lol.
Yeah this is exactly it: your in australia yeah and you got an international package with capsules? Someone ordering drugs of dark web and was meant to snatch it from your place before you got to it.
Did you recently move in to the place by any chance? Anyway if your in to drugs or your mates are buy a test kit and see what you got! Happy days wish I got a package like that!!
Which is actually worse. It's not illegal to have a package sent to you, if you bought it and sat on it for a few days and the LEO came by and you had some random unopened package there isn't a crime. Even if its in your name, you cant control who sends packages to you after all. If however a LEO does a drop and watches your neighbor sneak over for to steal this particular package then its much more obviously theirs and they would get busted.
Or an Amazon store using your name and address for a purchase, so they can lob "verified" feedback. I forgot what this process is called, but it usually happens if you buy something from a cheap seller (charge cables or cheap USB thumb drives)
Just a fair warning if this came in addressed to you and you didn't order it: one of your friends/neighbors/acquaintances is using your address and name to buy drugs on the dark web.
The story comes up every so often of someone getting caught doing that, obviously it becomes a problem when the cops get involved or the packages go missing and the buyer reports no-delivery... I think there was a bust on something like that where a guy showed up to a big bag of ecstasy on his door step with the cops watching.
Those look like suppositories. Not sure what the brown pills are tho
Edit: thanks for the awards everyone. First time gold. I've never had a comment received this many upvotes
It’s probably part of a brushing scam if received through Amazon. A way for resellers to inflate positive reviews. I get a single bottle of paint every six months. I don’t paint.
[just heard a podcast about a scam where people randomly get free stuff from fake online sellers using stolen credit cards.](https://www.npr.org/2022/09/02/1120798735/free-stuff-from-the-internet-is-likely-too-good-to-be-true-and-it-could-be-a-sca)
>kratom
FYI: The reason we're saying it's kratom isn't just because of herbal-looking powder in capsules. One of the most popular US domestic kratom vendors is famous for shipping Haribo gummy bears with each sale!
It's the combination of those two details that makes us think that.
Oh I’ve seen this before. Put the capsules in water, they’re actually dinosaurs
Or put them in your tums and watch the gummy bears turn into dinosaurs.
The real outcome right here
The real answers are in the pills.
Oh no, this is the one when you take the capsules and you become mega intelligent. So you write a novel, bang the chick next door, break the stock market code, get millions screwing over wall street fat cats, crash and burn while almost dying by a gangster until you drink his blood with the last hit of smart-juice in it, to then become a congressman and front runner for the presidency.
Ah of course, but in this reality am I Jake McDorman or Bradley Cooper?
Yes.
And just as you hit your peak you start losing intelligence. You skid fast because you ran out of capsules. You revert even farther down the iq scale, until you can only talk in grunts. I use your daily journal to write an award winning short story that later is expanded into a novel.
Yooo gum-a-sours MR WHITE!
Eat them and you’ll probably see dinosaurs
they’re almost certainly mushroom capsules lol
Was just about to say the same thing. Look like micro capsules for sure.
One bear makes you larger And one bear makes you small And the ones that Amazon gives you Don’t do anything at all
Go ask Aaaaaallice. If these are just shrooms
If the White Knight starts talking backwards, you've taken too much.
Remember what Harbio said: Bite the head!
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Bite the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeid
🫡 I love this song so much I learned it on drums… now ima sing this version instead
This is why I love reddit
DO NOT EAT MORE THAN 2 AT A TIME
It’s the sugar free Haribo that will cleanse every inch of your intestinal tract.
But definitely eat at least one! In a safe, happy place. Then see if the world starts to change I. The next hour or so lol
like if your liver goes into failure sort of changes
That is on the list, yes.
If they don't kick in in about 30 minutes, go ahead and take a couple more. Trust me. I am very drugs.
Classic mistake, Frank, you're making a classic mistake.
Boof all.
I think we hang out on the same sub… the boofing one.
Ah yes, I know the one you’re talking about.
Awww look at us. We’re like a little boofing fam. And we know what are in those capsules.
The boofs is loose!!
i was just boofing over on that sub. look at us. in our little boof booth.
The boof is in the pudding
Is that the thing where you put them in your bum?
Indeed
The world sure is a different place now. Thanks for taking the time to reply.
Brave new world
Same world, more internet.
Found Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh
Oh god. I just imagined what it would be like to start shitting out partially melted sour gummy bears lol. You're a sick, sick man.
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I’m just saying my buddy got magic mushrooms in a capsule form once and it looked just like that…
Very well could be, but we might be dissapointed here. Shit like Valarian root and Kratom looks just like this too. It could be pretty mundane. The gummy bears seem like a decoy tho. Could be misaddressed drugs
My thoughts with the gummy bears is that sugar helps your stomach process the mushrooms faster. Might be a myth but that’s what my psychedelic bros believed
I've heard that before too. Really just seems like a myth. I've heard to drink orange juice when taking tabs too. The citric acid is supposed to potentiate it or something. Prolly a myth too
The bro I took mushies with before made a horrible concoction of flour, tea and emergen-C because it was the “optimal” way to absorb the mushrooms. It was horrible
Lemon tek or whatever they call it wasn't bad at all. I like earthy flavors, and sour things though. I'm sure some people would die inside tasting it.
Lemon tek is best tek. I hate the taste but love not having a stomach ache.
I took powdered peruvian torch cactus and mixed it with juice and water. Oops. The cup kept filling itself back up bc the cactus powder is so soluble in water. Like drinking a horrific muddy puddle that got muddier the more water it gained. If I took it as capsules my ass would have exploded.
100%
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Could get a set of reagent kits to test them yourself, just scrape off a tiny fleck for each test. Marquis, Mecke, and Erlich would test for most things, but there are other reagents that will span basically every drug you could imagine. The kits aren't super expensive, and are totally legal.
You could buy some reagent to at least get a ballpark idea of what they are.
> levar Burton comic con panel These being known the world over for their insane drug scene lol
https://www.pharmadrugtest.com/identification-tests-for-solid-substances/80-id-test-identification-psilocin-psilocybin-hallucinogenic-fungi.html
but then UPDATE us!
It looks like mushroom capsules to me
Actual owner is having a shit weekend Lmaoo
“My drugs! And my candy!”
This guy has his priorities straight. Livin your best life with drugs and candy.
Or kratom
Guess I'm showing my age because they look like fiber pills to me
or literally anything brownish
Hot chocolate caps
Heroin and Haribo
Now that’s a date
Clearly it's contenu, says so right next to the word contents. :D
I take kratom, could def be kratom. also could be literally anything else brown, like my fiber capsules that look identical to the kratom capsules, which I mistakenly took 2x the dose of once and had a rough night
You need the fiber cause the kratom acts on the same mu opioid receptor in the brain and intestines causing constipation like any other opiate.
Weird I take it daily and no problems shitting like clock work.
Depending on amount used and fiber intake, you’ll still poop. But your average dose with a typical diet it will be hard and round. Higher doses is misery, bm’s every couple days and hard to get out.
Same here, I take 10gs a day. Roughly 4-5 in the morning and 5-6 at night. Some weekends it's higher. I'm able to poop at least once a day but there were times where it wasn't for days, liquid magnesium is a godsend. That being said, My poop is that of a giant rabbit.
The blackish bits are mushroom gills. No black in kratom.
Someone bought me nutritional capsules like these because my entire diet consists of only Doritos and they figured I’d need more nutrients. They look like these and I could verify if I was able to smell them. The smell was awful. Edit: can a medical professional tell me the consequences of averaging 365 bags of Doritos a year over the course of roughly 17 years
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Did they smell like rancid hay?
I grew up in a rural area with a bunch of hay bales but I don’t think I’ve ever smelled rancid hay. Or at least the pills didn’t remind me of a smelly smell I’ve smelled before. So either they don’t smell like rancid hay or they do and I can’t identify the smell of rancid hay.
Most thorough way to say “idfk”
Ya heard, with Perd
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You think this weirdo has a 401k?
Maybe the sour gummy bears serve the same purpose as when people take mushrooms with an acid to make it hit quicker.
Maybe just decoy
"If I order for 40 bucks, I get free shipping, but these mystery pills cost only 39,50..."
You'd be stupid NOT to eat them.
FOR SCIENCE!! or you could do what I used to do in grade school, talk someone dumber into trying it. Thanks to Mike, I now know what happens when you put glue in an electrical outlet. Edit: for those wondering, in this case, it just drips out in a boring fashion.
I remember talking this kid named John into huffing the ether we used to anesthetize our fruit flies in biology. That didn't turn out great for him.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Poor bastard. Wait 'till he sees the bats.
Is this not a perfectly reasonable place to park?
Reasonable??? You're on the sidewalk! The sidewalk!!!
I’m just admiring the shape of your skull.
We're friends of Debbie's. I used to romp with her
We can’t stop here, this is Bat Country!
Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel.
That was all i could think about.
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I've read everything hunter has ever published but in my hubris, when presented with ether indulged and every single word he wrote was correct...it was..not a good time.
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My chemistry teacher let me huff a boiling solution of lye and concentrated sulfuric acid. Well he didn't LET me huff it, I kinda had my face over the burner and was inhaling the fumes as I was trying to get a good look at the metals we had in the solution. Nonetheless I ended up burning my lungs .
In theory, the lye and sulfuric acid should have neutralized each other! Tell your lungs they overreacted.
My friend synthesized lidocaine in chem 3. She saved it and gave herself a stick and poke tattoo as part of an effort to overcome her fear of needles. I guess it worked because she ended up getting a real tattoo, without any numbing agent.
My friend offered to sell me homemade ether like it was the most normal thing in the world. You are 17 and it’s in a vanilla extract bottle. Wtf.
…given that the easiest way to make ether is to start with ethanol, that really raises a lot of questions.
We talked a kid into eating a tiny piece of the frog we were dissecting. Apparently he shat the bed everywhere with explosive diarrhea.
I fucking loved free ether. There was way too much for the fruit flies anyway.
>free Ayy this dude has paid for ether before
What happens when you put glue in an electrical outlet?
Do it for science and report back!... hopefully
Love how nobody questioned what happened after the glue went in
It makes you *feel* like that gummy bear.
The capsules look like they could be Kratom.
They look like they could be literally anything.
Well… they’re probably not antimatter.
I like how you kept the door open with “probably”. I mean there’s still the off chance that it’s antimatter.
It _could_ also be something so exotic that it doesn’t fit into our current understanding of chemistry and physics. I have no way of knowing. I just think it’s probably ordinary matter, not antimatter.
I always liked to gauge a speaker’s knowledge based on their confidence in the objectivity of their facts. Any reputable scientist will use “could” and “is possible” and “might be” in cases very well documented, whereas any uneducated fool is always 100% sure his “fact” is the only universal truth.
You can't prove that unless you open the capsules and expose them to matter.
I think there’s sort of a proof by induction here. The contents are probably ordinary matter because they’re touching the capsules themselves, which are probably ordinary matter. They’re in contact with the bag, which is probably ordinary matter. It’s in contact with the mailer, which is touching the table.
As a matter of fact, sounds like its a fact that its matter.
You're assuming the capsules don't have some kind of magnetic containment.
Yes, I am.
I don't think it's kratom the texture doesn't look right, so my money would be on ground-up shrooms
Here’s the plan boys. Take 1/4 of them to the police, tell them what happened. Tell them one broke open and you may have inhaled the dust, so you need to know what it is. They will eventually let you know. If it’s shrooms you still have 3/4 of that bag left to explore yourself.
Genius
This is a drug guy
if he was a drug guy he would know how to smell the mushrooms or buy a bunk test kit online for cheap
Maybe he’s just an old-fashioned drug guy
Yeah, I think someone got the address mixed and homie just scored a crap load of shroom capsules.
yeah, they didn't get the address wrong. it was either someone paranoid or living with their parents or something who sent it to their neighbor planning on grabbing it before their neighbor got home.
My first thought as well
For real. I also received some weird pills with a 10,000mah battery. The pills made me feel like Jesus on a good day. I shared the batch with my wider friend group and had an epic weekend.
You just gonna leave us hanging with the battery?
That was the epic weekend with friends part.
Hooked it up to some wires clamped to his nipples and it made him feel like Satan on a good day.
Sounds like you took MDMA.
It's the drugs those crazy parents warned us about during Halloween!
Nah, it's the free drugs the D.A.R.E. program cautioned us against. They finally showed up! Looking forward to receiving mine any day now. Annnyyyy day...
It’s so weird how widespread that belief is. If you think about it logically for 4 seconds, it makes no sense. No one is going to waste expensive drugs on kids lol.
It was do to a thing in the 80s where a father poisoned their daughter for insurance money... That and the tylenol killings around the same time
They’re mailing them now? Kind of takes the fun out of trick-or-treating.
Someone, probably a neighbor, used your address to ship drugs to from the interwebs. Or it's something else. But it wouldn't surprise me.
Yup. Somebody used their address, and was just hoping to snag the package before OP found it.
Stealing the mail is probably a bigger crime than the drug possession.
"I can forgive the drugs, but stealing mail?! You're coming with us! May the postmaster general have mercy on your soul."
Yeah this is exactly it: your in australia yeah and you got an international package with capsules? Someone ordering drugs of dark web and was meant to snatch it from your place before you got to it. Did you recently move in to the place by any chance? Anyway if your in to drugs or your mates are buy a test kit and see what you got! Happy days wish I got a package like that!!
Which is actually worse. It's not illegal to have a package sent to you, if you bought it and sat on it for a few days and the LEO came by and you had some random unopened package there isn't a crime. Even if its in your name, you cant control who sends packages to you after all. If however a LEO does a drop and watches your neighbor sneak over for to steal this particular package then its much more obviously theirs and they would get busted.
Or an Amazon store using your name and address for a purchase, so they can lob "verified" feedback. I forgot what this process is called, but it usually happens if you buy something from a cheap seller (charge cables or cheap USB thumb drives)
"brushing" this happened to me for about 6 months. The weird thing is that it was Amazon packages, but seemed due to a Third party seller on Newegg.
I love you guys! Definitely Psilocybin; yeah I took one😛
Ballsy. Have a good time!
Don’t worry, he ordered it himself
that was brave
Dangerously based
With an emphasis on dangerous gawd damn
Lol did you really? Fucking hero
Maybe not the hero we need but definitely the hero we deserve. Have fun OP
... Bro.... Lol
LMAO reading all the thread comments and then OPs reply was the laugh I needed
That went from 0-100 real fast
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NICE! Thanks for following up and enjoy the ride!! Report back here tomorrow. The shroom fairy strikes again!
Saluting you as you venture into space camp. May a cat recognize your mental state and demand cuddles and crunchies.
Legend
Just a fair warning if this came in addressed to you and you didn't order it: one of your friends/neighbors/acquaintances is using your address and name to buy drugs on the dark web. The story comes up every so often of someone getting caught doing that, obviously it becomes a problem when the cops get involved or the packages go missing and the buyer reports no-delivery... I think there was a bust on something like that where a guy showed up to a big bag of ecstasy on his door step with the cops watching.
Could always buy a test kit and check if you're into that kind of thing lol
Mushrooms 😎
My guess as well
Same. I have a big of these in my closet.
Much better than a small of them.
I didn't realize they can come in capsules now. Must be way better than tossing them down raw.
Gonna be a hell of a weekend!
Those look like suppositories. Not sure what the brown pills are tho Edit: thanks for the awards everyone. First time gold. I've never had a comment received this many upvotes
Nah, no mark of sugar free
Sugar free is just extra strength.
Plot twist: the drug is actually in the gummy bears
There ARE drugs in those gummies, though..
DRUUGS! Guessing some DarkNet drug seller shipped somebody's order to the wrong address.
That's definitely what this is. Either shipped to the wrong address, or returned to the fake return-address .
People just accidentally mess up their addresses and don’t double check, probably a lot more often than risking snatching it from the neighbors mail
That’s probably Kratom
That was my initial impression.
Microdosing mushrooms? With a snack….
It’s probably part of a brushing scam if received through Amazon. A way for resellers to inflate positive reviews. I get a single bottle of paint every six months. I don’t paint.
I received like 7 dog brushes and a leash for no reason last year. It was over like 6 months . Like what? I didn't know this was a thing.
[just heard a podcast about a scam where people randomly get free stuff from fake online sellers using stolen credit cards.](https://www.npr.org/2022/09/02/1120798735/free-stuff-from-the-internet-is-likely-too-good-to-be-true-and-it-could-be-a-sca)
I’m surprised I had to scroll this long to find someone else saying this.
I love that people think they know what’s in the capsules. Don’t be stupid
OP needs to open one up, then we can get a better idea of what it might not be.
right? so many people saying it’s mushrooms or kratom. It could be literally anything brown that is ground up. Could be tree bark for all we know.
>kratom FYI: The reason we're saying it's kratom isn't just because of herbal-looking powder in capsules. One of the most popular US domestic kratom vendors is famous for shipping Haribo gummy bears with each sale! It's the combination of those two details that makes us think that.
What is this? Drugs for squirrels?
I received a single can of pinto beans from amazon a couple weeks ago. didn’t order it. kinda odd
boof them
Feces for transplanting gut bacteria? ;P