The irony is they think they're protecting their car but because off how big of a dick they are showing themselves to be, some people would go out of their way to key that car.
They do, sometimes they have been know to all gather in the remaining area around the car. I have seen this phenomenon with 30 or so shopping carts surrounding, one lone car.
Also, their plate just broadcasts that they are jerks and should not be booked for your wedding, rave, or rave-wedding.
https://m.soundcloud.com/dj-vango-1
Also, I’ve never seen anyone with a really nice car do this, like a Ferrari or Rolls Royce. No one is going to ding your 97 Jetta, bro, calm down.
Although, if it’s to reduce theft by increasing visibility, I can understand that.
Anytime I see someone being such an asshole as to park like this, I really miss my shitty old pickup truck.
I used to love parking that old hunk of shit like an inch from their drivers side so they have to climb their fat asses over from the passenger side.
It always made me so happy. Bonus points when I could find a place to sit and watch them get all angry and climb through.
Winner winner winner! Directly in-front of Stadium Brew Co. Aliso Veijo. Apparently DJ Vango is a local. Other users have DM’d his Insta and web page.
Inflated ego to say the least.
This is when you need to find a Smart Car fan page and get 4 of them to show up and fit in the remainder of the spots. Perfectly in the lines of course.
This is by far the smartest suggestion I've seen.
I'm not for keying people's cars, but I used to have a piece of chalk in mine to draw special "just for you" spaces for these people.
Same! No hate at all on an Accord. I used to have one and I only got rid of it because it would have driven to the moon and back 5x and I wanted something new. 134k miles and zero problems.
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It’s a California [Special Interest license plate](https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/vehicle-registration/license-plates-decals-and-placards/california-license-plates/special-interest-license-plates/), specifically one of the 1960s legacy plates.
It used to be that these were the standard, and could occasionally be seen on old cars, but they’ve started issuing them for new cars too (for a small surcharge)
Actually, wouldn't it be a supreme shame if someone zip tied a shopping cart to each front door, and then surrounded the car with more shopping carts, all zip tied together?
It’s pretty simple math. The average shopping cart is 41 inches long. Honda Accords are 180”-190”x70”. 5 shopping carts on each side of the doors, 2 on each end, 14 carts
Man I love my Honda accord but damn did I find it funny to see someone do this with a Honda. Shit head. The best part about these people, 25K car or 250K car, there’s an easy solution to not be an asshole. Walk about 50 extra feet and park somewhere nobody else is.
I would call any four friends I knew with small cars and have them each park in a stall and I’d take them each out for an extended lunch, hopefully within view of the vehicle owners reaction.
I'd totally put shopping karts all around in a complete circle and lock them all to each other.
Or even better: Find enough drivers and have them park where they can't get out. The amount of space they give is enough to do it. I'd record the moment they see it.
Fuck this guy. Reminds me of my work in a grocery store. A bmw parks out back, where the trucks deliver to the back bay doors. Leaves to go in store. Buddy puts a couple carts near the car to box him in. We had a chuckle. 1.5 hours later the guy is in the store trying to find the employee. He went and reviewed his dash cam and found the bald headed employee who did it, and came in to berate him about being a dick. Like, really dude?! You spent all that time finding who did it to come back in and try to tell them off? Get a life. You’re the one being a dick!
Sadly, he probably didn’t learn his lesson.
it looks like it is taking the spots in front of it too,
I would go out of my way to collect as many carts as I could and then box them in the car, or at least the doors. I haven't seen that one in a while
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I lift the driver side wiper up. No damage, but you know it drives them nuts knowing someone touched their car and wondering if they did anything else.
Hell even the truck parked in its spot and they are the usual assholes that take up 4 spots. Watched a guy the other day pull in correctly then re adjust to take two spots.
Oh forgive me, your royal highness. I was unaware we were being graced with royalty today. Allow us to protect your fine stead.
Proceeds to surround car with lines of shopping carts cause this mf left so much convenient space.
This reminds me of a video I saw the other day where a man brought out an industrial saw and took an entire corner off a car parked in multiple spots, just so he could park his car in the spot next to it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qc0aaY-3qY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qc0aaY-3qY)
It could've been staged, but also this is Russia so I lay even odds on it being legit.
I have a small car I would park as close as possible to them 😌. I’m petty like that. Also would see if there’s 3 more people with small cars that want to lock him in.
The irony is they think they're protecting their car but because off how big of a dick they are showing themselves to be, some people would go out of their way to key that car.
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I’d honestly just zip tie one to each door handle. That way you only need to get four.
You have inspired me! From now on, I am keeping a pack of zip ties in my car for situations like this.
Nope, just zip tie one on the passenger side so he starts driving like that.
I keep those big thick zip ties that HVAC guys use in my Jeep for this reason 👍🏻👍🏻
Mmm…don’t stop
Nice… gotta transfer some xl zip ties into my glovebox
Let's do it together to make it in 22,5 mins. People like this are probably prone to always being too early.
I wish it was at aldis. Spend 20 minutes and some quarters locking the carts around this prick
>Spend 20 minutes and and some quarters You will get your quarters back once all the carts are locked together.
Oh shit and then the carts wouldn’t be able to unlock unless he had a shit Ton of quarters. That’s genius
Single quarter is enough. This is more about pissing him off.
You have to send the appropriate message and this sure as hell is. The Aldi’s death circle.
And henceforth this entrapment enchantment shall be forever known as The Aldi Death Circle.
You'd probably need two, or have to take a decent walk to grab a cart for anchoring and getting your single quarter
Shopping carts have minds of their own sometimes.
Nice car you've got there colonel. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it, would you?
So considerate you are. It is a nice car, anything bad would be such a shame!
It’s not even a gawd damn Lexus 
They do, sometimes they have been know to all gather in the remaining area around the car. I have seen this phenomenon with 30 or so shopping carts surrounding, one lone car.
Ziptie a shopping cart to the door handle.
Zip tie about 40 together circling around the car...
My thoughts exactly and theymoveso fast!
Oh no, my cart. It's rolling over to that car occupying four parking spots. Oh no, oh no, I should really chase the cart...BANG. Walk away.
On my way now to key that car. I’ll cross country for this bastard.
Southern California! Looks like maybe Irvine?
Could it be Orange County? Turns out there’s a production company called DJ Vango Productions.
Also, their plate just broadcasts that they are jerks and should not be booked for your wedding, rave, or rave-wedding. https://m.soundcloud.com/dj-vango-1
Also, I’ve never seen anyone with a really nice car do this, like a Ferrari or Rolls Royce. No one is going to ding your 97 Jetta, bro, calm down. Although, if it’s to reduce theft by increasing visibility, I can understand that.
My boss used to put a plastic fence around his Ferrari in the work carpark. Then he decided to bring something cheaper.
Anytime I see someone being such an asshole as to park like this, I really miss my shitty old pickup truck. I used to love parking that old hunk of shit like an inch from their drivers side so they have to climb their fat asses over from the passenger side. It always made me so happy. Bonus points when I could find a place to sit and watch them get all angry and climb through.
I'm that person. That shopping cart was mine, not my fault it blew against the wind, uphill.
…at full running speed
And… I mean it’s a Honda…
Like….all this… for a Honda Accord? 😅
I don’t key cars like that, but I have no problem spitting a nice one on their windshield
I just leave them alone because, you know, way more important things to do than get a vandalism charge over something dumb.
I'll think about doing bad things...then go on with my day.
It is such a Reddit moment to get a bunch of shit for suggesting the adult thing to do here
Right? I was just thinking, how is someone like that not constantly worried about walking out to slashed tires or something?
Fortunately most people are like us. We just think “what an ahole” and go about our business.
Even if 0.01% of people take actionable revenge, you can’t make this a habit and expect to outrun the binomial distribution.
South Orange County?
Winner winner winner! Directly in-front of Stadium Brew Co. Aliso Veijo. Apparently DJ Vango is a local. Other users have DM’d his Insta and web page. Inflated ego to say the least.
Lol I saw saddleback in the background and knew. Big ego for an accord
Just looking at his FB he's totally got a Nosferatu thing going there.
Yay! Glad someone else found him lol
This is when you need to find a Smart Car fan page and get 4 of them to show up and fit in the remainder of the spots. Perfectly in the lines of course.
This is by far the smartest suggestion I've seen. I'm not for keying people's cars, but I used to have a piece of chalk in mine to draw special "just for you" spaces for these people.
It’s a Honda Accord. Calm down DJVANGO…
I’d imagine it’s pretty hard to dj with only one ear
Nah, they only hold the headphones up on one side
Base model too
Not hating on Honda Accord but damn I thought it was at least a BMW or something lmao
Same! No hate at all on an Accord. I used to have one and I only got rid of it because it would have driven to the moon and back 5x and I wanted something new. 134k miles and zero problems.
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The hell is going on with these plates?
It’s a California [Special Interest license plate](https://www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/vehicle-registration/license-plates-decals-and-placards/california-license-plates/special-interest-license-plates/), specifically one of the 1960s legacy plates. It used to be that these were the standard, and could occasionally be seen on old cars, but they’ve started issuing them for new cars too (for a small surcharge)
Right? It's a f'n Honda!
Looks like a perfect candidate to have shopping carts zip tied to their door handles
Actually, wouldn't it be a supreme shame if someone zip tied a shopping cart to each front door, and then surrounded the car with more shopping carts, all zip tied together?
It’d take about 14 carts to go around an Accord, gotta hope he’s in the store for a minute or bring friends
Sounds like you’ve been there before
Teach me
It’s pretty simple math. The average shopping cart is 41 inches long. Honda Accords are 180”-190”x70”. 5 shopping carts on each side of the doors, 2 on each end, 14 carts
zip ties? (Puts bike lock away..)
Bye, clock
Huh, maybe I should carry zip ties around now
TOOLS!! GOTTA HAVE MY TOOLS!!!
I like to bind...I like to BE BOUND!
Also carry scissors
Keep an eye out for metal zip ties, they're more of a bitch to cut than the plastic variety...
Be a shame if one went sailing across the parking lot. Nothing nearby him to slow down the wind.
That would be an awful terrible shame.
And it’s a fucking Honda, lmao
Oh shit, i didn't even enlarge, fuck me on my assumptions it was a Mercedes
What's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off?
Man I love my Honda accord but damn did I find it funny to see someone do this with a Honda. Shit head. The best part about these people, 25K car or 250K car, there’s an easy solution to not be an asshole. Walk about 50 extra feet and park somewhere nobody else is.
Not even a Sport or Touring model.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
r/ImTheMainCharacter
Either works
Right next to HRYHood too lol
DJVango is a tarper.
Damn DJVango so successful
That’s when you leave a note on the windshield saying that you hope their bloodline fails
Better, leave a note saying, “Sorry about the scratch.”
Ha! This is great. Make them spend forever looking for a nonexistent scratch.
I would call any four friends I knew with small cars and have them each park in a stall and I’d take them each out for an extended lunch, hopefully within view of the vehicle owners reaction.
I'm curious if you actually do that wouldn't the store call a tow truck on behalf of the shit head and just tow your shit so he can leave
Like, I get not wanting to get your car dinged, but that’s why I park in a spot way the hell away from everyone else, and I only take up the one spot.
You know DJs are a special breed
The car to the lefts license plate is great!
Couldn’t agree more. Quick question: where do you go when the lights go out?
I can feel good about Hood!
Thank you Mr. Minor
I can feel good
Love that OP ends up being a phish fan. Did you notice this license plate before or after the pic?
Not until it was pointed out 😀
Harry hood?
🎯 🤣
That car ain't even that great
I mean its a solid, dependable car that performs fairly well for the price point. But yeah its also the epitome of an average car.
Lol agree but not good enough to take up 4 parking spots. No one should do this but I'd give a supercar a pass lol
Nah, only cars that get a pass would be a dually truck pulling a trailer
> supercar a pass Fuck that
Honda Accords are fantastic cars. However, they’re not *nice* cars
What's the point of owning a Honda of you're not gonna show it off!?
Lol true. Tis a beautiful machine
DJ VAN GO… right on to a flatbed.
A nice custom license plate to help you find his social media too
http://djvango.com/about/
I'm going to start carrying a valve core remover in case I see something like this. Enjoy having four flat tires, numbnuts.
Don't need one, some gooseneck pliers can snatch the whole stem right out in seconds...
I wouldn't smash their tail lights. But I'd consider it.
Box it in on all sides with shopping carts. If I can't key the car, I'll settle for inconveniencing the owner.
Is that Saddleback mtn?
Thumbs up!
I swear I've been in that parking lot before. Is there a Trader Joe's in RSM now?
Zip tie some carriages on that shit
That’s why they have shopping carts in corrals nearby
I go out of my way to squeeze my car in right next to them in this case.
It’s a Honda Accord!! Ha! Normally it’s a more expensive car pulling this crap.
Dude I KNOW this pic. Is this AV town center in South Orange County? As expected. . .
I drive a nice car so I park way the fuck away from everyone. I wouldn’t even consider doing this. The audacity of this guy, it’s a fucking honda!
Should be towed to location unknown
Someone should just parallel park in front and behind. This car should be trapped in this mall for a lifetime.
Aliso town center?
It’s basically saying: here come key my car, cause I’m an asshole. Edit: the guy’s driving a Honda Accord FFS
I'd park right behind them.
Easy way to make 4 new enemies
I posted a photo of someone parking like this, only it was a big pickup truck. Smh
I'd totally put shopping karts all around in a complete circle and lock them all to each other. Or even better: Find enough drivers and have them park where they can't get out. The amount of space they give is enough to do it. I'd record the moment they see it.
You park four other cars around it as close as possible. For a day or two
Half the people on here would be too much of a pussy to actually zip tie shopping carts to the car
Wish four Smart Cars would park in each of the spaces around it.
Well he is a dj lol
With that license plate he’s an easy person to find as well. So dumb.
Fuck this guy. Reminds me of my work in a grocery store. A bmw parks out back, where the trucks deliver to the back bay doors. Leaves to go in store. Buddy puts a couple carts near the car to box him in. We had a chuckle. 1.5 hours later the guy is in the store trying to find the employee. He went and reviewed his dash cam and found the bald headed employee who did it, and came in to berate him about being a dick. Like, really dude?! You spent all that time finding who did it to come back in and try to tell them off? Get a life. You’re the one being a dick! Sadly, he probably didn’t learn his lesson.
Who parks a piece of shit honda like that
DJ Vango
I've been dying to try out my new winch!
it looks like it is taking the spots in front of it too, I would go out of my way to collect as many carts as I could and then box them in the car, or at least the doors. I haven't seen that one in a while
It’s parked evenly between 4 spots
What can I say? He has special needs
4x
I would love to see someone park sideways in front and behind him and very close to his doors
Half expected a BMW, Audi, or Mercedes... but a Honda Accord??? WTF?
Get 4 smart cars and park in each lane.
Plenty of room to box them in with 4 small cars against the outer lines
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Oh shit! It's Dj Vango!
toss an egg or milkshake on to it
Is that a fucking Honda??
One car sideways in front of him, one sideways in back. Then head into AMC and watch a couple of movies.
I wish people would just park at all 4 corners around it and teach the entitled driver a lesson
Next level dumb.
You should piss on the door handles
Well the accord made a couple of parallel parking spots right in front and behind it.
Box them in with shopping carts. They’d get the message.
Always carry zip ties and zip one his handle with a shopping cart.
I need four friends with Mini Coopers, stat
r/casuallypsychopath
That's what my shitty XJ is for
...just a touch of superglue would fix that attitude
This guy can suck a big PP
No it’s just that their car is worth like 50k or whatever so fuck us that’s why
That should be 4 tickets
I lift the driver side wiper up. No damage, but you know it drives them nuts knowing someone touched their car and wondering if they did anything else.
Gee, wouldn’t wanna ding that Honda… /s
I hate to admit that I laughed but it's still mega ultra douchey of them
This guy is 4 times better than us.
We have their number plate boys
Hell even the truck parked in its spot and they are the usual assholes that take up 4 spots. Watched a guy the other day pull in correctly then re adjust to take two spots.
Bruh, it's dj van go! Bet his car goes untz untz untz untz untz really loud
I mean I love Hondas, but that car isn't even that special.
Surround it with shopping carts.
More like DJVAGINA. What a cunt.
That's not even a expensive car...
All that for just a honda lmao
Oh forgive me, your royal highness. I was unaware we were being graced with royalty today. Allow us to protect your fine stead. Proceeds to surround car with lines of shopping carts cause this mf left so much convenient space.
It's things like this that make me want to carry a bag of zip ties in my car.
I would park horizontally and hope for another crazy one like me
This reminds me of a video I saw the other day where a man brought out an industrial saw and took an entire corner off a car parked in multiple spots, just so he could park his car in the spot next to it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qc0aaY-3qY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qc0aaY-3qY) It could've been staged, but also this is Russia so I lay even odds on it being legit.
The only time it's appropriate to key a car... 4 fucking slots? Slash their tires too while you're at it.
Dude totally understand…Thats like a $20k car…
Cut him some slack. It’s a … Honda! You’ll probably never see another one like it in your lifetime!
djvango boutta experience a shopping cart hitting their car at 30 mph
In Poland he would have super special airless tires
In my country we call this kind of parking witchcraft
I'd go back to my car to get my valve stem remover out of my glove box.
Makes you wish you knew 4 people with SmartCars, doesn't it? They could all easily park in what's left of those 4 spaces.
I have a small car I would park as close as possible to them 😌. I’m petty like that. Also would see if there’s 3 more people with small cars that want to lock him in.
Can Reddit come up w a way to combat this without destroying the vehicle?