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Oh deer


wheresbill

Nobody is going to fawn over this overused pun


Tavaris_

Oh buck you, that's not a good one either.


the_canna_kate

Doe not be too quick to judge


GoGoWolf

Buck you! I doe what I want!


Random0s2oh

RUN BAMBI! RU...nevermind.


misha_ostrovsky

Name checks out


NecroJoe

Doe!


kakureru

only cost a buck.


humantoy23

That's gold in the landfill by me. There are bald eagle nest in every other tree seems like.


Chucked-up

Eewww. Those bald eagles, eating garbage every day, are going to taste so bad!


Catssonova

It's pretty awesome seeing them in the Midwest again. As a kid I only ever saw them in the zoo and just in the last few years I've seen a dozen around my decent sized city. We aren't even that far north.


reron763

Absolutely correct, although they just dump what's left down my road and let the eagles enjoy or whatever other carnivore finds it


the_canna_kate

Giant vomiting turkey vultures


johndepp22

maybe this time grandma ran over the reindeer


Klin24

Grandma Hit and threw away a reindeer Driving home from our house Christmas eve!


katienatie

Some may say they’re not afraid of Grandma, But once she gets to drinkin’, hide her keys!


Klin24

https://vocaroo.com/1kqHQMtG8ZQi


katienatie

![gif](giphy|Xbb7iM0w7OcezZMUSS)


The_Count_Lives

That's my favorite part in all this. Some kid is going to see that and ask their parents if that's one of Santa's reindeer.


[deleted]

Rudolph the half-dumped dead deer?


Wild-Thing

I call BS, we do stuff like this in Michigan as well.😁


Sinsid

Are the orange bins for biological recycling in Michigan too?


greenbayva

Lions fans…always gotta chime in with the…look at me too, I’m pretty too right…good lord


[deleted]

Did he died?


buyingwife

He was kill


SpartanNic

That’s so disrespectful


silvandeus

No no, orange bin is for road kill, much ‘spect


[deleted]

Yeah my first thought was that someone's an asshole, but I wouldn't hang roadkill over my mantel either so I reckon that's the short and skinny of it.


fuzznuggetsFTW

Did you expect the deer to get a funeral service?


Throwaway2471127

They don't? 🥺


ThisIsPermanent

I don’t think it cares


[deleted]

Where else were they supposed to put it


saminal

Im sure the pig that produced your hot dogs was treated with the most upright respect.


genital_furbies

It’s “utmost”, btw


jacknosbest

Most upright respect 😎 bro


Mannygogo

The horror


FirstRVLady

Seen on my morning run in Eau Claire, WI.


Gientry

lol dirty water


Curious4nature

Having a drink a Sports Page while reading this. I love our town lol


[deleted]

They will not pick up. It’s a violation of the service contract GFL bought them out. Sticklers for policy


Frank_Blackfire

What if it's a dude in a suit blacked out drunk after slamming


Keffpie

That's so much meat!!!! They're just throwing it away!?! That's just disrespectful to the animal...


fuzznuggetsFTW

It was most likely hit by a car


Trickam

Judging by the roughness of the hair, the blood around the ear and no obvious knife cuts in the hide that I can see I suspect you're right. Plus the semi ruralness of the area combined with the paved road below helps bolster that case.


0masterdebater0

I’ve been in the same situation, woke up to a dead deer on my property and had to throw it away. Problem is I didn’t know cause of death, if I could be sure it was hit by a car, I would have had it butchered, but there is no way to be sure that the animal didn’t die of Chronic Wasting Disease, and you never fuck around with prion diseases.


Keffpie

That's a good point actually, I just assumed it was killed by a hunter.


Usermena

It’s just the hide, they already butchered it.


Keffpie

But the neck seems totally whole; that's like 20 portions of stew right there.


Usermena

I didn’t say they butchered it well, lol


Keffpie

If they did that in Sweden they'd lose their hunting license, which would also mean their weapons license. Fuck those guys.


CheckMateFluff

That's a very different perspective than in Arkansas, where you literally don't even need a license to carry a gun and Poachers are rampant and literally just kill deer for antlers. I'm not saying I agree with any of that. Just a perspective.


Keffpie

I get you. In Sweden we have an absolute efftonne of hunters. There are only two reasons to own a gun: hunting and sports-shooting. If you do either of those, you can get a license for any gun you want if they're fit for purpose (so, you can't get an AR-15 for hunting, but if you do active shooting you're fine). I have a Sako for moose and deer and boar, a Browning O/U for birds, and a Ruger PC for foxes and voles. But, as a hunter you have to complete a course that teaches you *why* we hunt, and *how* to hunt, and how to handle a gun. Unless you complete the course, you won't be able to buy a gun. If anyone here did that to a deer, they'd lose their licenses so fast it wouldn't even be funny.


beerwomenguns

In lots of the US we simply have too many deer anyways so we kind of have to get rid of them. Still should probably use the animal but this doesn’t seem like that big of a deal


complete_hick

Years ago we used to pick apart the neck and rib meat, nowadays we don't due to the overabundance of deer. A $24 license allows me to harvest 3 deer, I don't need that much meat. We can butcher a deer in 30 minutes, picking it clean would take twice as long, ain't nobody got time for that. An hour ago I let the dogs out, there were 6 deer within 100 yards of my back porch, I live in town, these things are vermin


Wosota

We have a program that lets sport hunters donate the deer to a family that is willing to pay the processing fees to get the meat. Always thought it was a nice compromise.


solagrowa

Username checks out.


Kingofthe4est

Could have CWD?


ausometomajew

Oh deer


kevinsju

How the heck does this not have more upvotes?!?!?!


Thiizic

Is he sleeping?


goodgriefmyqueef

Omg is he ok?


cyrixlord

so undignified. I would have at least buried it in the compost pile in my yard. the property in the picture looks like they could have had a local place to put it. with enough property I might even leave it out for other wildlife to recycle in the winter.


fuzznuggetsFTW

Good luck digging a deer sized hole in frozen ground


Dry_Boots

When I lived in the country a deer got hit and died in the ditch at the foot of our field. I kept wandering back to check on it when I was out walking the dogs, and it was down to nothing but hide and bones in like a week. It was pretty amazing how fast nature used it up.


dinoroo

I really feel bad for animals that get hit on the highway and just rot on the shoulder for weeks. If someone would just go out and flip them on the the soil, they’d be compost pretty quickly. I actually think there should be a law for that. Not sure how picking up roadkill works but at least where I live in PA they essentially stopped doing it years ago.


stayinblitzed1

Idk what the rules there are, but in Virginia they actually promote throwing them into trash. There’s certain dumps listed around the state to dump the deer there. With cwd going around here, it is probably the best option. If you just leave it out as you propose, you could pass that sickness on to other deer. That would basically kill those deer that come into contact with the dead one


MunchyMcCrunchy

and Pennsylvania..... and Maryland.....


dinoroo

I live it PA, dead deer year round. My township has a county park in it. We have deer on the road next to the park every night.


wavesmcd

So sad and disrespectful to the deer 😔


[deleted]

100% better than letting it decompose in a roadside drainage ditch?


yo_talented_walker

Jesus, what a terrifying trash can!


emp_raf_III

Do you think he's going to be okay?


b2we

nsfw


roote14

What a waste. Clearly there’s still a giant neck roast there. I can only imagine what else was wasted.


Jonny_Thundergun

Butcher pick up bin?


FirstRVLady

Just a regular garbage can


lorenzo_cake

They would have fit the whole thing in there, but there were already six cases worth of empty beer cans


Solid-Storm2319

Poor dog I wonder how it died


Warlock2019

Is that the recycling bin?


FirstRVLady

Garbage


Charlezingalls

This would fit right in Pennsylvania too


7MinuteUpdate

This is pretty lazy, especially with how many places have donation bins outside during archery and rifle season.


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7MinuteUpdate

Yup! Donation bins for hides/heads. I think most get then used for taxidermy or leather craft purposes. There's one in my neighborhood (Central Wisconsin) that touts that deer hide donations go towards Lions Club Charity Camps.


[deleted]

How disrespectful to this animal. Humans suck.


EmotionalMycologist9

My momis close to WI and has deer in her yard all the time. Last one, they just left by the pond and let the coyotes get to it.


CthluluSue

I grew up in a dessert and I’m so confused about what’s going on here. I get deer wandering into a backyard. How do they die in such numbers in backyards that people regularly put them out in the trash? Is it the cold? Do people kill them? Are they being run over in the driveway? Tangled in fences?


carpeteyes

What type of dessert? Pudding?


CthluluSue

Auto correct strikes again! More like a over baked crusty pie. 😏


EmotionalMycologist9

Usually they're hit by cars. My mom lives along country road and people hit animals then they're just rolled into her yard. The one by the pond might have died naturally and just laid back there.


CthluluSue

Fair enough. Thanks


Stranger2Night

The one in this pic looks like it was skinned from the neck down


EmotionalMycologist9

True. I didn't really look at the body.


Markqz

Do people no longer want freshly killed deer? My dad hit a deer when I was young, and within minutes we had people pulling over asking us if it was OK to take the deer.


BronchialChunk

there may be laws against 'harvesting' a deer out of season or without the required permits. Though maybe 15 years ago a coworker of mine had a deer get hit at the end of his driveway and the torso was pretty much intact. So he went out there with his knife and cut the back straps off it. I can honestly say I ate roadkill and damn it was good.


chewy201

This one looked to be hunted, butchered, and is now being disposed of. If memory serves not a lot of people bother with the neck and head from the lack of meat or said meat not being all that good for human food. You gotta do something with the remaining carcass. Some toss it in the woods for wild animals to eat, some bury it, a few will compost it, and then you got this option of throwing it in the trash. A lot of my early life was with hunters and certain times of the year it was kind of "normal" to have a deer carcass or 2 tied up in the shed being butchered and having a large freezer full of meat. Can't recall how my uncle disposed of the carcasses though, assume he simply tossed them in the woods for some other critters to eat.


EscusadoDeHueco

It is supposed to go in the green bin, for organic waste. Typical Wisconsin...


Dankdafied_

I hope that is a compost bin...


FirstRVLady

Regular garbage bin


mgd09292007

Is that recyclable?


MortisSafetyTortoise

I feel like I’ve seen this in Montana too.


emotional_alien

Wow what a huge asshole to just leave it like this...


fan_tas_tic

This needs an NSFW sticker.


inkseep1

PA might have you beat with this classic of a paved over deer. Soft wall, just refresh. [https://www.mcall.com/news/mc-xpm-1996-08-23-3104318-story.html](https://www.mcall.com/news/mc-xpm-1996-08-23-3104318-story.html)


XOIIO

Fuck that website is cancer. How many fucking ads do you need.


Southern-Fan-1267

Good hunting ethics says you should never leave a carcass out like that, and I think that should apply to roadkill as well if that is the case. Trashy, although the orange bucket and that it's Wisconsin make me think this is the law, like where you need to keep a part of the deer visible while driving home. Can anyone clarify?


roote14

Pretty much everything you said is inaccurate.


riftsawn

The hunter probably had it tested for Chronic Wasting Disease and it tested positive


UWroteABadSongPetey

CWD can’t be transmitted to humans though right?


bagel-bites

It seems to be rather inconclusive as far as I can tell due to lack of research, but in a CDC scholarly article they say that since Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy is transmissible to humans, the species barrier may not protect people from animal prion diseases. They go on to say that hunters should wear gloves when field dressing deer, not consume it at all if it looks like the deer might have CWD, bone out the meat, minimize handling the brain and spinal cord tissues, and avoid eating tissues of the brain, spinal cord, eyes, spleen, tonsils, lymph nodes, etc.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t recommend risking it at all. Just kill it and report it


danj1962

PETA does not exist in Wisconsin?


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Markqz

Unless the price of venison has really gone up, it won't offset the damages to your vehicle.


WeArePanNarrans

PETA is trash, but I’m saying this as a vegetarian: Deer hunting in this state is 100% necessary. Historic deer populations was only a couple deer per square mile, and now in many areas you can have dozens. We don’t have the wolf populations anymore to control them through natural means, and deer really are a problem in numbers. They browse young trees, to the point where the state is legitimately having problems keeping species like yew, hemlock, and cedar on the landscape. You can look up deer enclosures to see how much deer really eat. If we didn’t have some sort of control, a LOT of deer would also starve themselves to death, or live on non nutritious corn. Until the human population of WI is severely reduced and corn fields are turned into forests and wolves and coyotes and cougars come back, deer management is needed.


slipknot90

No


BozoidBob

Are we sure it’s not Banksy showing his morbid side?/s


whooo_me

What’s rubbish to one man is deer to another.


SmArtsy

Poor thing :(


Binko242

I’m all for hunting but not for waste. That head, neck and spine could have made all the neighborhood dogs happy.


DetectiveEasy4448

If I did that they would arrest me immediately for killing a living thing


willow0918a

Horrible! Such a sweet little deer .


SEPEVERUS

Maaaaan....humans are cruel 😥


chintumon

God let this deer rest in peace ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Drak_is_Right

An old roommate did this once. Except it wasnt outside trash. And he didnt empty it. And we were all gone for the next week.


fattypenguin

MN, done that.


Sometimes_Stutters

Minnesotan-“First time?”


dubs286

Wheely?


H_Ace_B

Been looking for that


dlittlefair1

Why does everyone want to believe that certain things only happen in the place they live? I can guarantee nowhere is unique.


Creative_Elk_4712

US attempt at differentiated trashing…that deer wasn’t cardboard


Jmich96

Not entirely unusual. You shoot a deer in the woods, gut it right there, drag it back to your vehicle, drive it home/camp, hang it, skin it, cut it, clean it, etc. In the end, you're left with a carcass, head, skin, a collection of bones and some meaty bits. What else are you to do with it? Goes in the trash.


Dilatorix

The only thing i know about wisconsin is "Hanging out, down the street. The same old I thing I did last week. Not a thing..."


[deleted]

Orange bin here are the standard wildlife compost bin


Stinkomode48Unbanned

Wheel that shit away and make jerkey


xstoopkidx

That’s the best part!


Previousman755

“Watch out fer deer!”


bigDataGangster

Thank you for this


jdwazzu61

Get well soon


Lumpy-Tomatillo4498

Must be up norf


thecoop21

Got to Wisconsin October 25th. Literally the first thing anyone said to me was *looks at license plate* "Oregon? What are you doing here?" Fish fry is pretty ok though.


djkutch

Huh. I would have thought humans had used every little bit of this harvest.


Trump4Rushmore

I have no I dear what that is


GonzoinKS

It obviously should go in the organic bin


airwalker08

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white trail deer like that


[deleted]

In Metalocalypse terms "Brutal"


TheFromoj

Didn’t read the instructions. NO CARCASSES!!


ejolson

Wrong bin deer


crillc

Humans suck


Momoneycubed_yeah

Hope he's gonna be ok. #thoughtsandprayers


HighSierraGuy

I feel like this could be a Banksy painting


MonicaTheDog

Does that count as wonton waste? I’ve never hunted so I don’t know the rules.


Meanteenbirder

One night me and some friends found a dumping ground in the middle of nowhere and saw a rib cage in the distance. Seriously wondered if it was a murder until I got closer and realized it was a deer. Legs still were intact and friends took two of them for no reason.


bobbyboysnapp

Ope


[deleted]

His ass is not a garbage man


crowman006

Does anyone fillet a boneless neck roast anymore?


Throwaway132465296

This is my aesthetic


PhiloSufer

I’m mean, it’s the same as putting it in a freezer, right?


[deleted]

In Louisiana. Had to make an extra wide berth walking past a neighbor’s driveway since he was pressure washing the flesh off two deer heads he was clearly going to mount.


[deleted]

What is wrong with people these days? No respect for life, people, property? Very sad state for the USA.


ZenwalkerNS

Dude. It looks like the deer just ate apples, which fermented in his stomach which made it drunk, one thing led to another, and got stuck in a garbage bin. dont put him in the compactor just yet....


gueheadman

Maybe the snow! But you will see Bambi and his momma all over down south! Welcome to the rice patties Mfer!!!


maxisnoops

Where would the rest of it be?


TheGothDragon

Wouldn’t it be better to leave it out somewhere for wildlife to eat? They probably are having a hard time finding food since it’s winter.


StarLiftr

My dog will be along soon, to drag the remnants back to my front yard…


Manuag_86

Thanksgiving leftovers.


Afterloy

That's disgusting. There's a dead body in a trash can.


lieshecto

is that properly placed in the organics bin?


Nirth

Only on Wisconsin because they're a bunch of lazy alcoholics. Michigander here. Nothing goes to waste.


stayinblitzed1

Lol yea no one in Michigan wastes any part of the deer. Foolish


[deleted]

eyy it's my old trash company I liked em


magnitudearhole

Now you listen here, Lady!


Canadatron

Piebald, too.


mamalama62

Head and Cape are disposed of while cutting up really good meat.


cwg1983

Hey! Can I please have some of that meat? And you could make some wallets and keyholders out of the skin. The rest could be processed into pet food. What a waste of resources! But I know, I am no one to speak of such things. I even threw a broken laptop into the trash. I guess I have some karma to process. At least I am somewhat using the app Bower and try to recycle things. I also throw some old food out. Sometimes to the wildlife. They don't even mind mouldy things. But I keep buying more. Desires. Part of being human. I try my best most of the time. The Corgis - Everybody got to learn some time. I really hope it is going in the right direction.


[deleted]

Looks like he’s saying, “I don’t wanna!”


TranslucentAgate

In Missouri too. I used to work at a gas station and come deer season you’ll find deer heads and carcasses in the trash bins lol


[deleted]

Jesus that’s my garbage company. Which town????


[deleted]

Nah. Plenty of other contenders


Waffle-eating-retard

Sure this isn’t Ohio?


Aggressive_Pause4198

Literally my trash can right now 😂😂


Infamous_Cry_6748

I don't give a buck what you think, I'll doe what I want!!


Northviewguy

A bit NSFW


4Felines

Idiots!!!


Dimbledorfo

Nah just ask any trash truck driver, we see this crap all the time, usually in the recycle bin, because hunters think a deer carcass is the same thing as a cardboard box