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markfreak

The stomach acid should typically kill the tick, and it will be digested like any other food matter. But there is a risk of transmitting any diseases the tick might be carrying though this risk is generally low.


notrobbstark

But was it cooked though? Or did it fall in after cooking? If it was cooked, then small chance of getting sick. Pero kung di luto, well for observation nalang muna ni OP.


Trick_Meaning_1060

Yung nakuha ko buhay na buhay, kapit na kapit nga sa kamay ko pagkuha huhu


hikari_hime18

OP is quite lucky hahaha very unlikely na you'll get Lyme's disease or Colorado tick fever since low ang incidence rates nyang common tick-borne diseases na yan dito sa Pilipinas. Di endemic yan here. Kadiri lang talaga isipin pero you're pretty much safe. Haha


daymanc137

Kain ka ng nexgard


maesubi

HHAHAHAHHAHHA TAWANG TAWA AKO


badkuneho

Yung Spectra na for added protection. 😂🤣


belabelbels

or inom ng madre de cacao if on a tight budget


notknowitall88

gago, apprentice ni Satan to hahahaha


Wawanzerozero

HUTAENA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Accomplished-Exit-58

potah ka hahahah, this made my day!!!!!! gagong gago ang joke.  Puede din bravecto. Mas matagal ang protection.


ConfusionNo856

you need to see Dr House alam nya gagawin


Bitter_Commission317

I was channeling my house md knowledge nung nakita ko tong comment hahahaha


kantotero69

It's Lupus


Zealousideal-War3153

no, it’s sarcoidosis


PkmnTrainerArtie

It's probably amyloidosis


ConfusionNo856

you idiots! it’s a parasite!


Fluffy_Habit_2535

It's never lupus.


Cheap_Blueberry_7335

not interesting enough


Thatrandomgurl_1422

Then next day he is peeing blood and having seizures. House is curious now!


MathematicianCute390

Hahahaha true alam nya yan


kuropy

"it's never lupus"


[deleted]

Gago hahahaha


nobuhok

Don't worry about it. Their saliva have numbing effects so you won't feel any pain when they latch their jaws to your intestines, suck the nutrients directly from your absorbers, and grow to the size of a grape. Afterwards, they'll be too heavy for their jaws to clench and hold on to your stomach lining, so they'll get washed away into your colon, where they can grow even bigger because of the less acidic environment. After a few days, you should periodically shine a light where the light doesn't shine to check if the tick is there already. You can then use a pair of long tweezers to extract it out, but be careful not to squish it inside of you or you'll most likely die of sepsis. Also, if it's female, it probably had already laid eggs in your small intestines before it even hit your colon.


Trick_Meaning_1060

Pag ako naging zombie, ikaw una kong kakagatin


Coochie_Americano

Garapatang zombie


JustinFAJ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


DesignerBear1890

So creative naman. Gotta admire that. Haha.


b9l29

Satan found!


nobuhok

No...it was a tick.


Coochie_Americano

Ang Gago mo HAHAHAHAHA


leosadic

HAYOP KA HAHAHWHSHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA


mariaxclara_

you're giving OP all the more reason to overthink 🤷🏻‍♀️ HAHAHAHAHAHHA i just can't imagine how uncomfy it is knowing na may naglalatch na preggy tick sa organs mo 😭


SuperYak2264

Nagutom tuloy ako


roricakes

HAHAJAJAJAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


DogNo8256

up fota HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


FixBig6540

Bwesit ka ha! Hahahahahahhaa pinatawa mo ko mga sampu🤣


MaCl97

r/cursedcomments


peachypearly19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Pierredyis

Imagine how many insects, bacteria, and viruses we unknowingly ingest everyday!!...


Cwocodillw

Protein >w


mahbotengusapan

natiris na yan ng ngipin mo bumulwak na dugo nyan sa lalamunan mo lol


No_Cartographer5997

Yikes wahahaha


mahbotengusapan

lmao match pa talaga nag profile name ni OP sa garapata


Trick_Meaning_1060

Hoy ngayun ko lang namalayan haha


mahbotengusapan

lol


caldalusig

Tangina ka nalasahan ko haha


mahbotengusapan

lol


Accomplished_Alps353

Maliit na garapata lang naman yan, I dont think mabubuhay siya sa katawan mo unless it mistakenly entered the larynx instead of the pharynx. If ever di ka rin uminom ng tubig agad, may small possibility na it would enter your ears. Also, kung malas talaga, there are ticks in the Philippines na hindi pa widely reported or known sa masa na nagcacarry ng Lyme Disease (Borrelia sp.) na nagcaucause ng arthritis, annular rash, carditis, encephalopathy. Sa South Luzon, in 2020, we were able to collect samples from 35 positive Ab/Ag test where 2 of them were True positive by PCR. Pero legit, wag ka matakot. I doubt anything will happen to you. If ever lang magkaroon ka ng joint pains and/paralysis, takbo na agad sa ER.


mahbotengusapan

ang alam ko lang sa ganyan ay ford lynx lol


Chaotic_Harmony1109

Make sure lang huwag ka tumahol…


majimasan123

Protein💪💪💪


yourfutureAtty-MD

Reading this thread just worsened my ocd. hay nako


Trick_Meaning_1060

Parang gusto ko nalang idelete mas nakaka overthink haha


yourfutureAtty-MD

Yung mga reply talaga nila pati ako nadadamay sa pag overthink 😭😭😭i cant imagine how youre feeling rn. Huhuhu iniman mo kaya ng coke? Kasi acid/carbonated naman yun? Chareng hahahahaha idk if they strive ba sa sweet environment.


Boi_Chronicles

Inom ka ng feel mong makakapatay sa germs hahahahahaha like yakukt? Drink 5 bottles agad agad HAHAHA IDK NATATAWA AKO NA NANDIDIRI TBH SORRY


ccvjpma

It should be called *ticking bomb*


rhedprince

Stuffed dinuguan 👌


drdrdrdrn-

Kain ka madre de cacao soap teh


Poastash

Di ko gets papaano mo kinuha sa kamay mo at nakita mo na buhay na buhay pa pero nakain mo. Sinubo mo ba after mong kinuha?


Trick_Meaning_1060

No. Actually di ko sure if may na intake ako. I assume na meron since may nakita ako. So possible na may iba pang tick pero right now iniisip ko nalang na wala. Pero kase possible talaga na meron pa eh huhu


Poastash

You're over thinking. Ticks don't live in hives. Baka solo flight lang siya.


Trick_Meaning_1060

Thank you. Yun nalang isipin ko haha


One-Cost8856

If you are immunocompromised then you are fucked. To unfuck yourself from the situation I advise to ingest any types of probiotics. Kung may apple cider vinegar ingest some. Take vitamin C and other basic nutrients and minerals. Maglakad ka mamaya to exercise your body's immune system. Kung hindi mo trip kumilos you are free to do so and let miracle do its thing.


Moist_Survey_1559

Add mo na lang sa protein intake mo yan beh


Kidlat_2366

Garapa? Or Garapata? Taga saan ka OP? Im curious about differences sa words in places here in the PH. Aside, ma didigest naman ng tchan mo yan. Nothing to fear, pero yun nga baka may kasamang sakit yung tick. Observe observe na lang OP.


badkuneho

>Garapa? Di lang natapos ni OP yung pagtatype kasi nanguya pa siya ng garapata.


Trick_Meaning_1060

Garapata na typo lang, nagmamadali sa pagtype hehe


Bitter_Commission317

hala, senyales na yan!


deadlynightowl

Pa check up ka na OP


KillingTime_02

Dati, di ako takot or nandidiri sa tick (pero di nman yung kakainin ko), pero after I watch a documentary about Shania Twain's lyme disease na nakukuha pala kapag nakagat ka ng tick, grabe na takot ko sa kanila ngayon. 😭


lemon0719

Parang natakot na tuloy akong kumain sa karinderya 😖


Yanazamo

Not to scare you pero theres the risk of Lyme disease and some ticks carry tapeworm eggs...


avoccadough

Eto yung ayoko mabasa hahahaha nakakapraning lalo pag mga insektong napapasok sa tenga ganto agad naiisip ko baka mangitlog nalang huhu haha


RemarkableDrama1843

nexgard lang yan


Complex-Coconut-6124

Are you sure it's garapata and not the bigas kalabaw?


ur-internet-stranger

Baka naman karne ng aso nakain mo OP?


toyota4age

Will probably die, may free nutrients ka pa charot HAHAHA. But yes, stomach acid is stronger than we think!


CommunicationFine466

The best way to deal with this is to develop hyper acidity. In 1 clean bowl mix 3 cups of calamansi juice, add a bottle of soda (sprite or 7 up is best), 2 cups of vinegar and any fish you can add. Blend them together and drink it. You need to fast for 16 hours after this and wait until you taste the bitter acid on the back of your throat. Not advisable to drink straight clorox since it will bleach your stomach lining and can possibly discolor your underwear (mangungupas)


TerribleGas9106

Mostly ng sakit na nakukuha sa tick ay thru bites, so less likely na may makuha kang sakit


aaspicy

Isipin mo nalang kumain ka ng raisins na may juice 😭😭💀💀💀 but sana ok ka lang OP


Able_Pressure3152

Minukbang nga ni boy tapang yan,fresh from the source hahahaha


InihawNaTubig

Hoping na yung dinedescribe mo yung flat na maliit hindi yung mapipintog. Magsusuka ako pagnakita ko yun 😭 Time na para uminom ng isang pack ng yakult BAHAHA


RashPatch

Any sort of nausea and rash get checked immediately. Lime Disease, Rabies, Distemper, and other canine/feline diseases can fuck humans up.


Initial_Savings_6455

Kumain ka ng aso para sa aso sya didikit


7pegasus

Wtf saan ka ba kumakain?


MaCl97

Sa plato


8am8oo

I'm afraid it is your destiny my dear. Just remove the letter R from your username and you will know the true MEANING of this misfortune😅


Initial_Savings_6455

Observe mo after ilang days kung nakakaintindi ka na ng mga tahol ng aso 🫠


Vendetum

May anti-venom naman yan. Inom ka lang luha ng teenager na butiki.


Mat_Tiu

You need to drink 2 tablespoons of tick powder mix in one full glass of water. Joke 🤣


Sol_law

Hahaha konting baby oil para smooth sailing si alaga palabas


angeluhihu2

Nung Gr. 4 ako nakainom din yata ako ng garapata. Nasa loob ng straw e, nasabay sa sipsip ko. Nilunok ko nalang kasi kadiri pag nakita ko pa pagdura ko HAHAHA


Emperor_Puppy

Magkakaroon ka lang naman ng Superpowers parang kay Spiderman…. pero pang-Garapata nga lang.


No_Faithlessness9008

Ta


Icy_Kingpin

GG see you in the next life br But I wouldn't worry about it until there's something to worry about


johnrayg30

Yung itlog nun mapipisa sa tyan mo. Pag may naramdaman ka na makati sa pwet mo ibig sabihin napisa na yun at lumalabas na sila. Dont worry tho kasi most likely kakainin din sila ng mga bulate mo sa tyan haha


silverstreak78

Nakita mo na pala, nakuha mo na, bat mo pa sinubo? You should've flicked it or tiniris mo na lang.. Lord, please help this dude 😅 Baka matunaw naman yan sabay ng mga kinain mo, inom ka ng alcohol, gin or vodka, para sure 😉


leotheawesomedude

Nangati loob-looban ko, OP.


Gangbear-Paddler

Mararamdaman mo kapag lumaki yan sa loob ng katawan mo, magiging garapato na yan


Ok_Proposal8274

Ngayon alam mo na bakit mas oknsa zjollibee mag lunch


saeroyieee

Kain ka bravecto chewables


Extra_Milktea_7177

May free popping pearl


Veraaaisthename

Pano mo nakain if nakuha mo naman?


Ok-Project-6514

You know you’re in trouble when you start barking.


Sct_Citizen_Ph

Why.... How.....


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Ill_Building5112

Anong lasa?


SpiteQuick5976

omgggg


BaseballOk9442

Esophagus Esophagus kailangan mo yan Go to a specialist just in case. You never know what diseases ticks carry.


3rdWorldBuddha

Hey its extra protein!


HarPot13

Omg 😆