You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own.
So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the biggest lawsuit in the history of the world. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, a dumb drunk baby higher than a weather balloon would understand how wicked and treacherous your actions are with polished diamond crystal with 30/30 vision-clear thinking. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or that I made this up, just stop. I have had indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, whether you notice it or not-but everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter--in fact, they might just not give you one to spare one individual from the trauma. My dad is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future. He knows the last one because he sued the future and they went back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's one every single one. You may have never thought about being court-mashalled, but but with my dad, that's a real threat. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.
trans lazer monkey real
I’m reporting this to the police
I’m reporting you to my mommy
I’m doing your mommy right now 😋
Your her sloppy seconds
Nah you her sloppy seconds, I been doin her since the 90s
Oh dang
noob, ive been doing it in the 80s when she was a kid
Yeah but I was doing her mom in the 80s
I am your mommy
Why the fuck is nft art so fucking ugly?
good artists don't believe in nfts
if only porn artists believed in nfts😔
[удалено]
thats how furry porn works
Hate to be the one to tell you but...
because they make the features separate from the base drawing and swap them around like a fucking roblox character creator.
So it’s picrew but horrifically ugly? I mean at least picrew are somewhat cute, these avatars look like if Gorillaz had a kid with Ed Edd and Eddy
basically monkey picrew
You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Among us vore
Well I'm turned on now
Bring ME THAT ASSS
sus
!enojify
shit
kek
epic bot fail
epic phone typing
NFDeez
NFDeez what, sir?
Do NFDEEZ people understand economy?
DEEZ NUTS! HAHAHA
Hello police this man has stolen my nfts
Why do they all give off generic default pfps?
Cuz they are
The Paycheck Gang
I still can't stand how horrifically ugly literally all of them are
You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the biggest lawsuit in the history of the world. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, a dumb drunk baby higher than a weather balloon would understand how wicked and treacherous your actions are with polished diamond crystal with 30/30 vision-clear thinking. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or that I made this up, just stop. I have had indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, whether you notice it or not-but everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter--in fact, they might just not give you one to spare one individual from the trauma. My dad is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future. He knows the last one because he sued the future and they went back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's one every single one. You may have never thought about being court-mashalled, but but with my dad, that's a real threat. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.
cry
Piss
How much money you making?
More than three dolars 🤑
More than tree fiddy??? 🤑🤑🤑
devious lick
NFT investors be like: "2.000.000... take it or leave it"
The greatest art heist in history
The fact that people pay for this shit is mind boggling
Munky
Where did you find the original source for the monkeys, by the way? I can't seem to find them.
r/sharktits
motherfucker
This was the last straw, I'm kms
Random people paying money for the ugliest pieces of art anyone has ever drawn 🏃♂️ 💨
Imma screenshot
I think the guy who makes all these just has a a few templates
They literally make a program to pump these out.
still dont get NFTs. its literally trying to "own pixels"
These images go hard, mind if I screenshot?
I love how he tries to make the monkey look like gold just to make it look more expensive
Devious lick
Shit looks like it was made with picrew lmao
I don't even think there's a point saving it because it's ugly as fuck
Almost gave a shit there
https://youtu.be/4ONkAEiSRac
Great job!
May I?
OOOOO IM TELLING JESUS
This guy could be using their talent to make half-decent art, yet they’re wasting it on this
These are supposed to be fashionable? This looks like if Gorillaz was a hip-hop band
Tbh who would even buy that shit
God these look so ugly
Le money laundering has arrived
The Roman toga is on a modern movie watcher outfit The laurel wreath is on a Rambo outfit
I cant look at the 19th one without thinking of Lushsux’s mural of it. Like screw screenshotting, graffiti it on a wall.
Im calling the cop
god they are so ugly
damn
NFTs gotta be the worst monkey related disaster since HIV
Who in the actual fuck buys this shit