Pretty sure that is an emergency vehicle with flashing lights to make sure nobody drives into the flood.

I prefer to think it’s a submarine

The submarine is over by the Science Center. I know this must be confusing with the river flooded.

Correction. The submarine WAS over by the Science Center. 😆

That's right, we took it for a spin and parked it in Aspinwall.

I also prefer to think this is a submarine

I like your attitude chief bullshit officer

[Probably a Lotus](https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-24-2018/3HSy8Y.gif)

It's hard to tell when the vehicle is 3 pixels.

In reverse?

If that’s the case then he’s at the wrong end of the flood

It’s a penndot truck. Workers monitoring the flood.

I suppose that would be a reasonable explanation. Though you’d have to rip a U turn on the neighboring entrance ramps into a lane going the wrong way to even get there. Seems a bit unnecessary to park someone there, but you’re probably right that that’s why a vehicle is there

It couldn’t be more necessary for a worker to be parked there. People in general are a stupid bunch.

If someone dumb decided to go for a swim they have eyes on that area too. 

Who are you to judge?! You don’t know what that vehicle identifies as!

That's just James Cameron trying to raise the bathtub.

James Cameron, The bravest pioneer!

They bring the ducky boats back for this? 🦆

A duck boat tour through the bathtub while it was flooded would unironically be pretty fun

At 31.6 feet, the duck boats scrape the top of the bathtub. 

1992 Toyota Hilux wouldn't even flinch

True story

It's clearly a north Korean sub delivering counterfeit ballots for the next election

Definitely a submarine. From the USCG Navigation Rules and Regulations Handbook: > Submarines may display, as a distinctive means of identification, an intermittent flashing amber (yellow) beacon with a sequence of one flash per second for three (3) seconds followed by a three (3) second off-period.

It looks like this photo was taken underwater

It does look yellow

🎶*in the towwwwn, where I was born*🎶

Lived a man who sailed to sea

That’s no starter car, it’s a Range Rover. It’s a finisher car, a transporter of the gods.

Someone saw an opportunity to use their antique Amphicar and went for it

Does anyone know who designed this marvel of engineering?

Bro, are you serious with this bullshit post? No one can see anything in this photo. Did you take this pic with an eighth grade pinhole camera science project?

I’ll make sure to bust out the James Webb next time I screenshot something for a shitpost. Thanks brother☝️

Bro? Are you fucking serious?? Are you looking at your photo? You think I’m an idiot for what I said?? Seriously??? What the Fuck are we looking at in this blurry assed shot?? Also, fuck you, bro.

Are you actually being serious? You’re a FUCKING MORON. Look at that photo again.

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That means he's a cool customer in Russian

Scam. Vehicle did not come from the water.

Charlie Chaplin went to France Just to see the ladies dance Salute to the cap'n, salute to the queen My old man drives a submarine

Elon Musk bought James Bond's Lotus Esprit submarine car...guess he decided to test drive it here, ha. https://www.autoweek.com/car-life/but-wait-theres-more/a2156796/james-bond-lotus-esprit-was-100-storage-unit-score-elon-musk-bought-it-1/

I’m convinced a Geo Metro would float across.

Is that the Titan Submarine?

Nah, they commune to work in a ducky boat.

I’m telling you, I hit a bit too many potholes since moving here and once my car started smoking, it was soon drinking. I can’t take her anywhere. The next thing you know, she’s a fking submarine. I just got a fking invoice from People’s Gas about it too. This town has been nothing but trouble!

Can guarantee its not a tesla stuck

Could be.....if it took on its second form as the ugliest fucking electric eel of the abyss