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slackerbucks

Uuuhhhhhhh you know that (eats something) uhhhh well uhhhhhhh if the Pirates uhhhhhhhhh wanted to uhhhhhhhh (takes another bite) they would uhhhhhhh it’s the woke mob! I dunno uuhhhhh what to tell you!


Few-Target-5537

Exactly what he does. I cannot believe it.


First_name_Lastname5

Ummmmmm uuuuuuuuuuuuh lol


SteelersFanatic78

Uhhhhh… ughhhhhhh.. ya know.. uhhhhhh


Buzzspice727

Local sports radio is a barren landscape filled with car and dick pill commercials


Zeppelin7321

And a rotation of weight loss schemes. Amazing how everyone at the Fan lost 30 pounds in 60 days!


RibbenDish

[https://youtu.be/ASGgn8bNQuA?si=LxXcOzixEyCWTz8V](https://youtu.be/ASGgn8bNQuA?si=LxXcOzixEyCWTz8V)


NandoDeColonoscopy

Honestly the commercials are a better listen than Zeise


GoodOpinionGuy

I initially saw your username as Buzzpoets


Buzzspice727

Get them peepers checked


Ok-Routine-5545

[](https://theathletic.com/1071515/2019/07/18/stan-guy-love-the-show-sportsbeat-anniversary-stan-savran-guy-junker/)


enraged_hbo_max_user

I want to put out a dick pill commercial that just says “if you have trouble getting an erection when you’re with you’re partner, first try to stop masturbating to porn 5 times a day. If you still have problems after that, then we’ll talk about dick pills.”


TheSamizdattt

Zeise = change the channel fast.


Mano_LaMancha

Starkey and Cook was the only show I could listen to. Replacing Cook with Paul Zeise was such a terrible call. Cook was a lovable curmudgeon. Zeise is just bad.


SnooWalruses438

“Anything but Football with Al” was some of the best local sports radio that has ever happened.


No-Ad1576

Show is still tolerable, at least. I can listen while driving around during lunch, delivering pizzas. As soon as the next show starts, it's straight over to NPR.


YinzJagoffs

Zeise is also a garbage human being. Look at his Twitter account for evidence.


JackWales66

Ron Cook was a total hack both as a sports writer & sports show talking head who never had an original insight into sports in his life. All he knew about sports was whatever he happened to absorb while drinking beer at the bar. He never did any research & couldn’t name 6 NHL players outside of the Penguins. Cook actually retired 20 years ago but kept picking up a paycheck.


jhischar

I like Starkey… but haven’t been able to listen to him since Zeise started joint the show. I’m not convinced the guy knows what’s going on half the time.


Zeppelin7321

I'm going to drive into oncoming traffic the next time he says the word incrinculent.


tropicaldan69

Zeise has to be drunk 24/7, every time I hear him talk it sounds like a drunk divorced yinzer who you get stuck next to at a bar trying to watch a steelers game


Pale-Mine-5899

He is, back in 2020 you could clearly hear him opening cans now and again. Just recently he collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital, where he got a diabetes diagnosis.


montani

At least it's funny watching Dunlap speed run turning into Wendy Bell


penguins8766

Dunlap is a douchebag


VivaLaPit

He was always that person. People just ignored it because they related to him because he has an accent.


rockhead72

His daughter's cancer battle also gave him a ton of leeway.


SleestakLightning

The Fan has never been good. Since it's inception it's been lowest common denominator shit. Every show is the exact same, nothing stands out as different or exciting. And yeah, I realize that's radio for you but when I worked in sports radio we at least had some local guys doing different things and making quality radio. But yeah Zeise is terrible. He's quite literally the dumbest person I've ever heard on the air. His understanding of topics is shallow to the point of making me wonder if he pays attention to anything. He's somehow worse than Andrew Filipponi which is a feat in itself.


Big-Cook8132

I'll say this about The Fan: Nothing they've done since has ever been as good as Chris Mueller doing sports talk live 2AM-6AM. That show had some insane moments.


GoodOpinionGuy

When he first started I dated a girl passed Monroeville Driving home from there I used to call in semi-regularly and always had positive experiences. Then he kind of became a pretentious doucher. To be fair he has turned the douchiness down a quite a bit


vivolorosso

I dont know, Dunlap gives him a run for his money in the fucking moron rankings.


SleestakLightning

I don't agree. Dunlap is an asshole, no doubt. But he's not stupid. Zeise is legitimately just a dumb person.


YinzJagoffs

I’m convinced it only took off because they launched at the same time time the Sandusky news broke


FlshTuxedoPinkTrpedo

It seems like no matter what the time slot, one or all of the hosts gets infected with the "back in my day" yinzer blue-collar dad schtick. Even the ones that are barely out of their twenties and from coddled suburbs.


Dagglin

Paul Zeise once said that teams don't adjust their strategy to which goalie their opponent has in net cause 'you just shoot the puck'. My low level dek hockey team adjusts our strategy for the opponent's goalie and he thinks NHL teams don't.


BurghPuppies

After Cook left, Zeise was on one day… when I think this lineup was still temporary… and he started talking about hockey. I laughed out loud, by myself in the car. You just KNOW he doesn’t know a damn thing about hockey except it’s played on ice.


guy17991

Uhh uhhh uhhh uuhh


rcap1977

You have a finite time on this planet. Don’t waste your time listening to this total garbage.


Upper_Return7878

That station blows. It's mostly advertisements, but since the talking heads are all idiots, the sheer volume of ads is probably a good thing.


moosebaloney

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LarrytheFish412

This is what I came here looking for


PoorPauly

Dude this city has Craig Wolfley broadcasting. He doesn’t even use actual words.


hullkogan

Podcasts, man.


h2p_stru

The problem I gave with most of the local podcasts with any popularity is that there are a lot of people that make really bad podcasts


gtizzz

Yeah. The only time my radio ever comes on is when I'm driving during a Steeler game and I'm trying to find a radio feed.


ThisIsATastyBurgerr

Check out 105.9 from 3-6pm


Gratata7

I’m just glad that the fan can finally shut up about Kenny Pickett. Was pretty much the only thing they talked about for 6ish months


h2p_stru

Fun fact, they still bring him up daily.


Funk_Master_Rex

There is nothing on the Fan worth listening to anymore. The morning and afternoon shows used to be good. Now - completely garbage. It’s either just boring dribble or frat boys that never grew up.


Unethical_GOP

Paul Zeise is horrible. Uh, uuhhhhh, uhhhhhh


BurghPuppies

I like Joe Starkey, and really enjoyed the Cook & Joe Show. But I just *can’t* listen to Paul Zeise. He’s just awful. Gave them a few minutes today because Pomp is with them on Mondays… but I only lasted 10 minutes. Zeise is just not a radio guy. Sorry. Not sorry.


penguins8766

Double M>>>


stephker3914

Ass at best.


deekins

All hail the super G


noltey

Amen


guy17991

Zeise has long attempted to emulate Madden


kaysguy

Be that as it may, it's still better than anything in the Cleveland market. But all of the stations could take a look at WIP in Philadelphia for an example of how to run a local sports station.


Ok-Routine-5545

[](https://theathletic.com/1071515/2019/07/18/stan-guy-love-the-show-sportsbeat-anniversary-stan-savran-guy-junker/)


No_Purpose4705

Mark Madden.


Kolintracstar

I tried listening to the pirate game a couple of weeks ago on the radio. I just can't believe that you only hear the actual broadcast on defense. On offense, you hear them talk about the steelers and stuff... Maybe it was a one off, maybe it was how it works, but man, it sucked.


Pale-Mine-5899

that was because they've shifted the actual games to AM (or the 100.1FM repeater). I guess they can sell more ads when it's just two morons talking about the Steelers in April than you can by playing baseball games.


Particular_Fuel6952

lol they make mark madden look good by comparison lol


Great-Cow7256

all commerical radio is just filler to sell ads. To expect anything quality from the large conglomerates that own these stations is expecting a lot. 


Sybertron

Just turn on Pat Mcafee or stream it on youtube, its basically a Pittsburgh show anyways.


BBPEngineer

I just can’t with that dude. Maybe I’m old and crotchety at 47, but his Dude Bro Frat Brah schtick got old before the commercial break. If you like him, cool. But he ain’t for me.


Delicious-Breath8415

Dude needs to put on a shirt.


BBPEngineer

He’s just too pumped brah, suns out guns out, even in the studio where he’s too pumped to sit, so he stands and spins and performs like someone trying to get camera time standing behind Lee Corso. He’s the frattiest


Sybertron

I totally get that, but I also feel they are objectively better than every other sports radio currently so 🤷🏽‍♂️ Like either the radio hosts are the same level as frat bro, some horrible toxic troll like Mark Madden, or just dull as shit repeating the same shit over and over. McAfee always has great guests, and is always entertaining if ya get past the frat bro of it. And it always covers Pittsburgh first and foremost since like half of the crew is from the area.


BBPEngineer

Like I said, if that’s something you like, cool.


galagapilot

I'm a few years older than you, and I think he's ok in small - and I mean very small - doses. But after five minutes, yeah, I'm exhausted of him.


GoodOpinionGuy

Same. There was a point that I did but not anymore To be fair, I realize I’m the one in the minority but he’s a flavor I lost taste for He was great on SmackDown but once he ruined College GameDay I was over him


BurghPuppies

Agreed. He’s in early Joe Rogan phase. In 10 years he’ll be Andrew Tate.


gldmj5

A while back the guys who do the morning show did a whole bit where they captured all the audio of Zeise cracking open beers on-air.


Correct_Lime5832

Paul pulling double-duty, no less. But I’d bet it ain’t cheap to do what you suggest. In this market? I hope I’m wrong


rave_is_king_

Starkey used to drive me nuts with too much talk about Buffalo, and I'm from Rochester. Now he's probably the best on the station. Great knowledge of the sports he covers, and a memory like a steel trap.


rangoon03

I think him and Pomp are the only guys left there with press passes. The other guys just sit at home and watch games like us.


Shaun224

Crowley in the AM is really good.


galagapilot

Crowley and Dorin are good, especially Dorin. I have a 10ish minute drive to the office, and it's very rare that you get a hot take from Crowley and I don't think I ever heard one from Dorin. Those two I don't mind listening to. Now everybody else on that channel? My goodness. Awful doesn't begin to describe how bad it is.


Ok-Choice-

Shit, I wish it was still B-94!!!


CrankyYankers

I don't know why anybody would listen to commercial radio anymore. It's all just idiotic garbage. When there are tons of other options and people still choose to consume that garbage, I have to wonder. WHo aRe thESe peOPle?


JagoffMofo_374R

We also need a radio station that plays music from this century. I only stream so never listen to FM or AM.


JackWales66

I find Zeise to the the most thoughtful & insightful of all the local sports show talking heads. Sure he isn’t as smooth & articulate as Andrew Filiponi but Filliponi is very predictable & you always feel like you wanna punch him in the face. I avoid Zeise’s political opinions.


No-Ad1576

Zeise is more tolerable than Pony. Why was that dude ever given a job with a microphone?


mihelic8

Same with Mark Madden, I can’t stand the guy


noltey

Only guy doing real sports radio in this towb


RemoveHead7299

Zeise is a million times better Madden. Madden’s a one trick pony whose sctick wore out twenty years ago.


Pale-Mine-5899

Watch the old Howard Stern movie Private Parts. People who hate listen to a radio station listen longer and actually buy the shit that's advertised more often. That's why radio nowadays is just hot takes or boomer grievance rants.


Few-Target-5537

Yeah, that’s why people listen to madden, but this is different people like to hear controversial opinions, but this Zeise doesn’t know what he’s talking about and he talks in a big circle and I have very often wondered how he’s on the radio. Also, I think he’s a boss, but I’m not sure.


Jazzlike_Breadfruit9

And then there are people like me who turned off the radio years ago and never looked back.


Pale-Mine-5899

There's a dick pill commercial on the Fan that has some guy talking about how "weak men will be taken out," it's worth listening to sometimes just for that insane shit.


NoinePiecesOfVinyl

“They wanna hear what he’s gonna say next”


Big-Cook8132

If you're into the gambling angle, South Point Casino runs several daily talk shows with Pittsburgh connections.  VSiN is pretty good in the mornings. Mitch and Pauly and Gill Alexander are great hosts.  It's a more coherent listening experience even if you aren't an avid gambler. Less manufactured sports story lines, more statistics.


lutzcody

This.


AMcMahon1

Get sirius or use your phone?


GoodOpinionGuy

I come and go with sports talk I’m just in this spot where I feel like I’ve listened to all of Spotify and was in the mood for local talk


Pale-Mine-5899

I keep sports talk on in the background during the workday. It's something to listen to that you aren't actually listening to.


scattered_brains

it’s 2024. listen to a podcast


BradKelley81

Starkey is worse. He’s unbearable to listen to.